Hot off the presses from Shout!Factory is the next in the Equestria Girls franchise. The full title. “My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks”, was how you say, a bit long to put in the title of this review.

In case you aren’t in the know, “Equestria Girls” is a spin-off film series of the now HUGELY popular “My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic”. In these films there exists and alternate dimension similar to that of MLP’s Canterlot. This is not a dimension of sight or sound, but of hands and feet! That’s right, Ponies are People too!

The first film had our lead character, Twilight Sparkle, traveling through to this alternate dimension to stop the plans of an evil doer. Rainbow Rocks pretty much starts out the same, but this time there are THREE bad guys!

The story, much like the first one, is what it is. A nice feel good story with valuable lessons for the young crowd. For the older crowd, such as myself, it’s more of an elaborate fan service. Seeing all of our favorite characters human counterparts put a huge smile on my face throughout the entire film. The “adult” references throughout were always met with an audible laugh.

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This was hands down my favorite shot from the film.

The entire goal for our protagonists in “Rainbow Rocks” was to sing a song that would counter the evil magic from the films villains, The Dazzlings.

Hands down the best part of “Rainbow Rocks” was the amazing soundtrack. The entire plot revolves around a Battle of The Bands. The show’s composer, Daniel Ingram, freaking killed it. 10 all new original recordings from Daniel really stole the show (how many stage puns do you think I can get into this review?).

The Blu-Ray edition comes with both the Blu-Ray and DVD copy, as well as a code for the digital download version. The bonus features are a tad slim, but it is to be expected for a childrens release. The one feature I was extremely grateful for was the audio commentary. A gaggle of the films crew were present. Writers, producers, editors, animators. The entire crew was well represented. I really appreciated that it was obviously a group of people that loved their job, it wasn’t “dumbed down” for a younger audience. They pointed out small minute animation details that you wouldn’t normally have caught. It was a joy listening to it.

Final Thoughts

“Rainbow Rocks” was a must see for me this year. After the surprise that was the first Equestria Girls movie (it really superseded all my expectations), I knew that the sequel would have only improved on everything. Boy was I right.

The bonus features are lacking. Besides the audio commentary you get three sing alongs and the eight prequel shorts. The audio commentary and the fact that you get what amounts to three copies of the film more than makes up for it.

This is a must have for any MLP fan, young OR old.

You can get your hands on your own copy of “Rainbow Rocks” NEXT WEEK! It hits store shelves October 28th. There are some retailer specific bonuses too! If you get the DVD version at Target, Walmart or KMART you will get a Rainbow Rocks bracelet, Music CD or A Backstage Pass respectively.

SCORE: 4/5

It’s October so it’s time to talk Halloween and Horror Movies (more than I usually do anyway). I’m really stoked to sit down and talk to Chris and Josh of The Video Graveyard and hosts of The Good, The Bad, The Wretched as the website has been a long time source of my horror fandom.

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I want to scream it from the rooftops. “I’VE GOT THE NEW TRANSFORMERS MASTERPIECE SOUNDWAVE!” But nobody in my neighborhood would care, so I’m sharing the news with you instead.

The wife and I were at Toys R Us and she had to ask customer service a question. As we got the answer and turned to walk away, I noticed giant black boxes with half of a Decepticon symbol showing on the side. “What are those?” I asked innocently.

The woman grabbed the biggest one, turned it around, and said “Oh it’s some new Transformers thing. Soundwave, it’s called.” But when I learned of the price ($119.99) I had to walk away from it. We can’t be spending over $100 on a collectible toy that will adorn a shelf.

Or could we?

After a coupon and a few hours of research/thinking, I decided I should splurge. After all, these toys are so hard to get, I never thought I would ever see one in real life. Plus my birthday is coming. So a few hours later I called and asked them to hold it for me, and since they still had it I took that as a sign.

And now it’s mine. I opened it, because of course I’m going to. Soundwave was easily my favorite (and the coolest) Decepticon. Plus, when I think back to the 1980s, he was my first Transformer, a Christmas gift from my parents. I spent the whole day ignoring people and their questions, changing him from robot to cassette player over and over and over. I’d never seen a toy like it. It was practically two toys. Then the cartoon came out, and I’ve been a huge Transformers fan ever since.

But this toy…wow. Can it even be called a toy? It is truly a masterpiece. It has more detail than any Transformer I’ve ever seen. Plus it comes with five, count ‘em, five cassettes: Buzzsaw, Laserbeak, Rumble, Frenzy and Ravage. All of the classic cassettes. That’s not it though! It has one of the clear Energon Cubes, which we 1980s Transformers geeks all know Soundwave made as they stole energy from humans. Still not enough? It has Megatron in gun form for Soundwave to fire as well!

Negatives? Not many besides the price. Yes, the directions are the usual Hasbro images with no text, and there’s a step or two that is a bit frustrating until you figure them out. Even though he transforms in pretty much the same way as the original, there’s a hidden button or two that, if you don’t notice them, will definitely frustrate you. The cassettes transform in a different manner as well, such as the birds: their weapons are now attached to them and don’t need to be added after.

Hasbro has truly gone above and beyond for us true grown-up Transformers lovers. This is probably the coolest toy/collectible I have ever purchased. Yes, it was a bit expensive, and I’ll never ask for another one again (the child in me laughs at that phrase) but it’s the best.

If you love Transformers, this piece is a must-have.

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The boys are back with more Fandom Planet and today its a very extended round table review of the blockbuster movie “Man of Steel”. Joining Tim and Sax are Comics and Comics alumni Ed Greer, Asterios Kokkinos, Tom and Miranda Franck, and The “Consistent” Ron Swallow.

This spoiler filled review looks at the good and the bad in this latest incarnation of Superman and the state of superhero films in general.

Lets go!

Hi! My name is Kari Lane, and I’ve been an anime lover since I was just a little girl. Those good old days when classics like Sailor MoonDragon Ball/Dragon Ball ZCard Captor SakuraDigimon and Monster Rancher were on the most basic of cable.

Over the years, I have expanded my anime repertoire and have attended numerous anime conventions. I’m currently a host on AX Live, a web-based news program produced by theSociety for the Promotion of Japanese Animation. Recently, I’ve been watching the first discs of various anime series’, and thought it an excellent idea to write reviews based on my “first impressions”. Of course, you’ll have many unanswered questions after viewing just 4, 5, or 6 episodes, but you can get a feel for the show and decide if you want to pick up the second disc! I hope my reviews will help introduce you to some awesome anime, or help you avoid the more mediocre junk that’s out there!

First Impressions! – Idol Project (Disc 1,  Episodes 1-2)

This very short OVA (Original Video Animation – straight to DVD) is only four episodes in all, thus this review is a little different because I’ve already seen half of the series! Idol Project follows Mimu, a 14-year old girl who dreams of becoming a famous singer (meaning she’s just like most 14 year old girls). Mimu idolizes Yuri, a woman who became the current president of the world, for her music is so profound that it brought about world peace (yes, really).

In the pilot episode, there is a special audition to join the ranks of Yuri’s disciples, the”Excellent Idols”. Mimu begins her journey with intent to perform for the legendary Yuri, and possibly even join the “Excellent Idols” herself. It doesn’t seem to be Mimu’s day however: she is constantly being stopped on her way to the audition by strange encounters, and moments before she’s out of time, she is interrupted by ALIENS! The poor girl just wants to sing! The extra-terrestrials kidnap the “Excellent Idols” and Mimu (by mistake), and take them to another universe!

Will Mimu EVER get to sing? This running gag got a little old for me, but since there are only another two episodes I think I can tolerate it. The art style is 1990’s Sailor Moon-esque: big eyes, legs for days, and rich/bright colors. While this show does not have a lot of fanfare/fanservice (gratuitously sexy imagery), there are numerous innocent panty shots. The show is rather cutesy and all of the “Excellent Idols” are extremely exaggerated stereotypes (surprise surprise), forming the basis for many of the jokes. Overall, this is a fun and light show and since I only have two more episodes to go, I will certainly be finishing it off. That girl better get her shot.

Hi! My name is Kari Lane, and I’ve been an anime lover since I was just a little girl. Those good old days when classics like Sailor Moon, Dragon Ball/Dragon Ball Z, Card Captor Sakura, Digimon and Monster Rancher were on the most basic of cable.

Over the years, I have expanded my anime repertoire and have attended numerous anime conventions. I’m currently a host on AX Live, a web-based news program produced by the Society for the Promotion of Japanese Animation. Recently, I’ve been watching the first discs of various anime series’, and thought it an excellent idea to write reviews based on my “first impressions”. Of course, you’ll have many unanswered questions after viewing just 4, 5, or 6 episodes, but you can get a feel for the show and decide if you want to pick up the second disc! I hope my reviews will help introduce you to some awesome anime, or help you avoid the more mediocre junk that’s out there!

First Impressions! – Karau Phantom Memory (Disc 1, Episodes 1-6)

On her twelfth birthday, Kurau accompanies her father to his lab in an attempt to spend more time together. During her visit an experiment goes wrong and Kurau is hit with large amounts of “Rynax” energy. This energy is actually a life form which comes in pairs, and Kurau has been taken over by this life and its weakened companion. The story then jumps forward ten years, with Kurau working as an agent: a rough combination of bounty hunter, transporter, bodyguard, spy, and thief.

Though Kurau maintains all of her human memories, there is question as to how much of the her remains while the Rynax life forms are in her body. Having these beings around is not all bad however, as Kurau now has powers that make her one of the most efficient agents around. This show feels a little like Ghost in the Shell: the main character’s design, the overall animation style (also similar to Serial Experiments Lain), Kurau’s combat style and how far she’ll go to get a job done, and even her initial outsider persona before her partner awakens. There’s a lot of action/fighting as well, but the show is definitely not as violent as Ghost in the Shell.

The concept is intriguing and I’m curious to see where it goes. While the Rynax relationship is labeled as “sisters” to the human world, it has undertones of being a yuri (girl on girl) couple. This idea is strengthened by Kurau being depicted as tomboyish/androgynous while her counterpart, Christmas (yes her name is Christmas), appears kawaii (cute) girly. The animation is fluid and cool to watch, especially how the Rynax is animated. I will definitely be getting the second DVD, and I can’t wait to see what happens next!

 

Valiant comics is back and with them they brought the return of one of my favorite titles from the 90’s ‘Harbinger’. To say I was excited about this would be an understatement.

Read minds. Bend steel. Break all the rules. Teenager Pete Stanchek is out of work, on the skids, and – unbeknownst to him – a psionic-powered “harbinger” with the potential to reshape the course of human history. Toyo Harada is a wealthy business magnate, a respected philanthropist and the most powerful harbinger of all – or so he thought. As they forge an uneasy alliance, will Harada offer Pete a chance for redemption ­– or attempt to induct him into a secret network of conspiracy, subversion and control? Pete is about to discover that he’s not alone in the world and, soon, the generation who has nothing will take on the man who has everything.

If you know nothing about the return of Valiant comics… i’ll fill you in just a little. Valiant was one of the major comic companies of the 90’s and early 2000’s but disappeared and returned this year with a couple of titles. These titles are reboots and to be honest this is the only one I picked up or cared about.

I’m not going to go into plot details on this issue. I’m not going to spoil anything. I’m just going to tell you why you should be on your way to shop to pick this issue up after you’re done reading here.

I felt like a ten year old kid again reading this issue. The familiar faces I knew were back (well, not all being that it is the first issue) with an updated feel to them. And before anyone says it…yes I do realize that Peter is wearing an outfit similar to Cole MacGrath from the ‘Infamous’ games. Why? I have no idea. But that’s not important here.

Joshua Dysart’s writing here is great. It is no slow start and we get right into the story from the beginning with bits of back story being slowly introduced throughout the issue. Artist Khari Evans also does a great job of capturing the story that Dysart is telling. The only issue some people may have is if they read it too fast they may think they are missing something but trust me… if it is anything like the 90’s storyline… all will make sense soon enough. It’s a story that will slowly build from the past and the present into something great.

And i’m definitely not one of the “must buy every variant ever” people but the multiple covers for this issue had me walking back and forth decided between which ones I wanted. I was especially happy seeing this variant that was definitely a throwback to the original issue #1. Bravo Valiant on this one.

 

If you’re looking to pick up something new and different this week… I would definitely recommend the first issue of ‘Harbinger’ which is on stands now.

After the largest online push for a show in history, Community returned to its awkward 8 PM timeslot on March 15th.  Fans (myself included) have since been anxiously waiting for May when NBC will make its decisions regarding the show’s renewal or cancellation.  Producer Neil Goldman remained optimistic at Paley Fest 2012 saying that the chances of renewal were about 70%.  In a press release issued this week, NBC announced that the final three episodes of Community’s third season will all air on one night, May 17th.

While it was announced a couple weeks back that the Community season finale would be an hour long, the reason for the conclusion now being 90 minutes is so that it correlates with “Sweeps Week.”  This is when NBC announces all of the renewals and cancellations–though we’ll actually already know by May 14th.

Since it’s return from hiatus, Community has had consistently fantastic episodes, from a Ken Burns documentary parody to the most recently a Law and Order parody in which one of the fan-favorite side characters of the show was killed off (at request of the actor).  Dan Harmon (the genius series creator) has often joked about how the show is inaccessible for the average television viewer and teased that an episode which aired last week was quite possibly the least accessible episode they’d ever done.  And yet the episode which took place almost entirely in Abed’s “Dreamatorium” (his playground for mental simulations) knocked it out of the park and became an instant favorite among critics and fans alike.

The ratings have been strong in the past few weeks, especially for NBC ratings, which are held to slightly lower standards than other networks and tend to perform relatively poorly.  On it’s first three weeks back on the air, Community out-performed American Idol and all of the other NBC shows in the 18-35 demographic.  Thanks to some great twitter giveaway contests, the show has been trending worldwide for the past six weeks in a row.  The support is definitely there and the fans have been behind the show every step of the way.

“The fans, they’re everything that we always hoped and dreamed they would be. They’re the best. They are so resourceful and organized and creative.” Said Community star Gillian Jacobs in a recent interview on IGN about the hiatus.  “It makes you want to keep fighting when you see how hard they’re fighting to keep the show on the air.”

The legacy that Community fans want the show to have is one of a show that struggled in the ratings, but it prevailed thanks to an outpouring of support.  “Communies” are confident that their show won’t go the way of Arrested Development or Freaks and Geeks, two other cult favorite shows that were canceled prematurely.  Arrested Development is actually coming back next year as well with ten all new episodes to debut simultaneously on Netflix so maybe this age of the the web and on demand allows shows not only to be rallied for but also resuscitated.

If all goes well, Community will get its #Sixseasonsandamovie.  Joel McHale hinted at future seasons in a recent interview saying “There’s graduate school, post-graduate, teaching,” he hinted. “We could slow down time.”  At the present normal running time though, NBC has announced no plans to reverse their decision regarding The Cape. I think we’re all okay with that one.

It should come as no shock to anyone that HBO has renewed Game of Thrones for a third season, which will follow the plot of the third book in George R. R. Martin’s epic series, A Storm of Swords.  Though the second season is only 2 weeks in, the ratings speak for themselves with a solid 8.3 million viewers.  With a total of 7 books in the series, (two of which are not yet published), Game of Thrones will continue to be a stable presence on HBO’s Sunday night block for years to come.

Before the third season was even greenlit, showrunners David Benioff and D.B. Weiss started scouting locations with the assumption the show would get picked up.  Michael Lombardo, the president of HBO’s programming requested advanced planning when it comes to the show due to how involved the filming could be. “I’ve learned that on ‘Game of Thrones’ I need to hear earlier on what the challenges are for seasons we have yet to visit” Lombardo said in a March interview.

Fan favorite actor Peter Dinklage who won an emmy for his performance as Tyrion Lannister in the first season of the show talked about some of the challenges of the series as well in a recent LA Times interview. “There’s so much pressure to, in terms of this genre, make it bigger. There’s all this talk about, ‘We want more battles!’ and there’s so many fan sites.” Dinklage said.

If you missed the first two episodes of this season’s Game of Thrones be sure to check them out on HBO GO which is now available to XBOX Live subscribers!

21 Jump Street doesn’t feel like a recent comedy.  This isn’t just because it’s based on a TV series, but more importantly because it reminds me of the raunchy buddy comedies of years past…a sub-genre that kind of died along with Superbad.  Since that “golden era” we’ve been subjected to the likes of Hall Pass and She’s Out of my League along with countless others.  I’m pleased to say that 21 Jump Street provided me with more laughs than any movie I’ve seen since Jackass 3D and manages to have more universal appeal.  It’s not family friendly, but that’s the point…but everyone over the age of 15 with a slightly twisted sense of humor will come out of the theater beaming.

Jonah Hill is back in the sort of role he shines in as Schmidt, a “not-so-slim-shady” nerd who was picked on in high school by a jock named Jenko (Channing Tatum).  Flash forward a few years and Jenko and Schmidt have become fast friends at Police Academy.  Jenko is, by all accounts, an idiot, so he feeds off of Schmidt’s test-taking skills.  Eventually they graduate the academy and are put on duty patrolling a park on bicycles.  After managing to tackle a drug-dealing perp, they botch the arrest by failing to read the perp his rights.  The two would-be cops are sent to an experimental program located in a church at 21 Jump Street by none other than Parks and Recreation’s Ron Swanson himself (Nick Offerman) where they’re under the jurisdiction of Ice Cube as an intentionally stereotypical black police captain.  Captain Ice Cube assigns Schmidt and Jenko to go undercover as teenagers to prevent the spread of a new super drug, which has killed a teen at a local high school.

When they arrive for the first day of school, the duo of narcs realize times have changed since they were in school (there’s a funny bit where they’re identifying cliques and aren’t sure what to call hipsters).  After an altercation on the first day that lands them in the principal’s office, their fake identities and class schedules are accidentally reversed.  For Schmidt, this is the chance to be cool and popular he never had in high school.  For Jenko, this is a demeaning struggle with chemistry class.  As they go about finding leads on the drugs in their separate ways, Schmidt develops feelings for a girl named Molly (Brie Larson), who he could have never seen himself with back when he was actually in high school.

The film manages to avoid most clichés of action and buddy-comedy cop movies.  It acknowledges and teases at them, (such as shooting a gas tank) but it doesn’t fall into them (the gas tank doesn’t explode).  The real star of the show here is Channing Tatum, who I didn’t know was much of an actor at all prior to his role in this.  Turns out, he’s great in a comedic role here, and manages to outshine his comic-veteran screen partner.  There’s something priceless about his genuinely frustrated reactions to situations his character’s not smart enough to handle.  The supporting cast is great too ranging from Ellie Kemper and Rob Riggle to Johnny Depp.

It certainly entertains an interesting concept: going back to high school, but knowing what you know now, and being more socially aware.  While it devolves into hijinx from time to time, that’s necessary for a movie like this.  I’d argue that it got a little too over the top in the final twenty minutes of the film but there’s some moments that are pure gold.  The chemistry between the characters is believable and even at times…relatable.  One of my favorite moments hands down involves Schmidt and Jenko planning a party.  “But how will we get alcohol without an ID?” Channing Tatum asks sadly (since they’re pretending to be high school students).  They turn to each other and laugh and the audience laughs with them.

In the interest of preserving some of the films best surprises, I’ll taper myself off here.  The trailer methodically walks you through the first fifteen minutes of the film in sequential order, but thankfully spares the viewer the best, and most vulgar moments.  It’s rare that you can call a comedy a legitimately good movie, but thankfully 21 Jump Street is a return to true hilarity without the cheapness.

“War has changed.”

These are the first words we hear in Hideo Kojima’s highly anticipated Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots. They come from the familiar gravelly voice of David Hayter, the man behind our hero Solid Snake. This is not a mere statement of fact. This is a recognition by Snake that his time has ended; that he no longer has a place.

You see, Snake is not the same person he was the last time we saw him. He’s old. He’s beat down. He’s grown into that weary voice of his. He is still a lethal fighting machine but things aren’t as easy as they were before. Even with the aid of his new high tech muscle suit, we see Snake grunt, breath heavy, and rub his back. We see the added effort to do what used to come easily.

Snake is following in the tradition of our other great action heroes in his fourth outing (yes, I know that technically there are more than four). Indiana Jones, John McLane, and John Rambo have all returned recently with their own part fours. They all returned as old men facing new worlds. However, those films tried their best to show that these guys were not quite dinosaurs yet, that they could still hold their own and kick ass with the best of them. Metal Gear doesn’t attempt this. Sure, Snake does his fair share of ass kicking but you know from the outset that he has reached the end of his road. It’s kind of the whole point.

You see, war has changed. The battles waged by Snake, his contemporaries, and his mentors were battles fought with purpose and meaning. They were battles of ideologies, of good and evil, but they started a chain of events that has led to perpetual war. In this new world, war is the basis of all economy and it’s a self perpetuating machine. Wars are not fought with purpose. They are fought because, well, that’s what you do. The game makes a strong case that war needs to end, and as a result so does Snake. He is like the embodiment of war.

You may notice that this is a video game review, yet I’m five paragraphs in and have yet to mention any actual gameplay. Anyone familiar with the Metal Gear series should find this of no surprise. The series blurs the line between video games and movies. The story and themes of the game are just as, if not more, important than the game itself. The first Metal Gear Solid on the original Playstation brought a cinematic quality that had not been seen in video games before. This, along with its unique blend of philosophy, social commentary, melodrama, and low brow humor, really set the series apart and earned it a rabid fan base. Metal Gear 4 certainly comes through in this regard.

To try to summarize the story of Metal Gear would be a fruitless endeavor. To call the plot labyrinthine would be to give too much credit to labyrinths. I’m sure Jennifer Connelly had a much easier time making her way to David Bowie than I did trying to understand exactly what was going on, and I’m someone who has beaten all the previous Metal Gear games multiple times. Even a thorough scouring of Wikipedia did little to help.

However, that’s not to say the story is bad. This is billed as the last Metal Gear game (although there are hints in the cutscenes that more games are in development) and as such does a fairly good job of tying up the enormous amount of loose ends left by its predecessors. It also does a great job of infusing a sense of history and nostalgia into the proceedings. The games have always been self referential but this one is more reflective, more reverent. At one point it really hit me that, wow, I’ve been following this story for a decade now. It brought back memories of me as a high school freshmen, sitting in my best friend’s living room trying to figure out how the hell to beat Psycho Mantis. There is one chapter in particular that will really be a treat to long time fans. Does everything make sense? No. There have been too many twists and turns throughout the series for everything to come together neatly. So there are some plot holes, some questionable character moves, but overall the story here is wholly satisfying.

This is good because you are going to be spending a lot of time experiencing this story… a whole lot. There have been many rumors about the length of the cutscenes in the game, with some reports saying that some reach ninety minutes in length. It’s hard to give a specific length here because the game uses different methods to get the story across. You have non-interactive cutscenes, codec conversations, mission briefings, etc. However, if you count a “cutscene” as the period of time in between areas where you are fully in control then I can say that yes, there are a few cutscenes that exceed the hour mark. I would say that at least half of the game, probably more, consists of these story segments. Which, since this is a twenty hour game, means that you’ll be watching the game for over ten hours. If this sounds torturous to you then this is not your game.

So what about that other ten hours? You know, the actual game part. Well, it’s good, but maybe not as good as the story. Metal Gear has always been a somewhat clunky game. You often times feel like you are battling the controls just as much as you are battling the crazy bosses. The game is nowhere near unplayable, just a little unintuitive.

It also borders on giving you too much to do. Particularly given that you have so little time to actually do any of it.

The trademark gameplay aspect of the Metal Gear series has always been stealth. This became more difficult in the previous entry, Snake Eater, due to the lack of a radar displaying the line of sight of the enemies. Metal Gear 4 follows suit and eschews the traditional radar for something that just shows the location and general awareness of the enemies around you. This, coupled with the fact that enemies no longer follow a set pattern of movement, make it much harder to sneak around unnoticed. This is alleviated somewhat by the inclusion of a new camo suit that allows you to hide in plain site by blending your surroundings. However, this didn’t help me out much and I ended up in a lot of gunfights. Luckily, this tactic has become easier as guns and ammo are more plentiful than ever before.

The amount of weapons that you can pick up is astonishing and blows away any FPS you could think of. You are also able to modify these weapons by adding things like silencers, laser sights, or grenade launchers. This is all done using a new addition to the series, which is a weapons shop that you can visit at any time. Picking up weapons on the battlefield earns you point that you can use to buy new weapons, upgrade current ones, or just buy ammo. All of this weapon variety is nice but the reality of the situation is that you will find a few weapons that you are comfortable with and stick with those throughout. I never touched a large number of the weapons at my disposal.

You are also given some new toys to play with, like a little robot friend given to you by a whiny as ever Otacon. This robot can be camouflaged and sent to scope out an area before you make your way through. It can also be used to safely recover items from fallen enemies and can even incapacitate guards with a nice little electric tentacle to the nuts (did I mention the low brow humor? There is also a hairless monkey addicted to soda and cigarettes, yeah). This guy got very little use from me however.

Then of course there are the various ways to deal with guards. Take them in hand to hand combat, stick them up and rob them, use them as human shields, knock them out, tranquilize them, sneak by them undetected, distract them with porno magazines, or just shoot them in the head (my preferred method).

The point is, you have a lot of options on how you play the game and while it’s great to have this at your disposal I think a more streamlined approach might have been more satisfying and less unwieldy.

I can’t finish this review without talking about the graphics. Metal Gear Solid 4 is an absolutely stunning technical achievement. I used to be a big fan of pre-rendered cutscenes (something we see less and less of these days). One of the reasons I played through games like Final Fantasy and Resident Evil was to get to the next cutscene. I dreamed of a day when the game I was playing looked as good as those cutscenes did, and now we’re there. All the cutscenes in MGS4 are done with the in-game engine and they look every bit as good as the pre-rendered scenes of old, only this time the game doesn’t switch to an inferior looking game after the scene is over. The transitions from cutscene to gameplay are absolutely seamless here. So much so that you’ll sometimes not even realize that the game has started. It’s a wonderful effect, especially during some intense chases that turn into incredible on rails shooters. The motorcycle chase through eastern Europe is one of the coolest looking action scenes I’ve ever seen… and I got to play it.

The production values of the game are top notch all around. Everything works together as a seamless whole. Everything from install screens (yes the game does have a few short install periods) to the amazing score is polished to a ridiculous extent. It’s a very impressive package.

At the end of the day, Metal Gear Solid 4 is an experience more than it is a game. It tells a thought provoking story, it wows you with its technical achievements, it plays on your emotions with powerful nostalgia, and it provides a pretty good game as well. Which is cool, I guess.

So if this sounds at all appealing then you would be doing yourself a disservice to not experience it. In my personal opinion this trumps other recent giant franchise games (GTA, Halo). Now excuse me while I start playing through it a second time.