This Fall Hasbro will be launching some My Little Pony toys that are a bit different than what we’re used to seeing. This new line is called Guardians of Harmony, and it’s intense! The first image I saw of the line was Shining Armor riding a giant transformed-into-full-dragon Spike, who has armor of his own. What?! That’s so cool!
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There are many more than just that, and you’ll be able to get your first look at them in person if you’re at the New York Toy Fair this weekend. Samatha Lomow, the senior vice president of Hasbro Brands, said that after talking to fans and consumers who had asked for new ways to play with the core ponies, “They just wanted the characters brought to life in a whole new way.”

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That’s definitely exciting for an older fan, like myself, that’s been with the series as a whole since she was little, and Friendship Is Magic since it started. Speaking of, you’ll get to see characters in this line that we haven’t seen for a little bit, such as the Cockatrice, Queen Chrysalis and the Changelings, and the Shadowbolts. It’s also nice to see some variation, as these are NOT the average brushable ponies they usually release with each new season.635906658848290897-mlp-princesses

Single figures will run around $9.99, “Figure and Friend” assortments will be $14.99 and include two characters from the same set, such as Princess Twilight and the Changeling, or Queen Chrysalis with Spike the Dragon. The set of Princesses Celestia and Luna will be $19.99, and the 13-inch dragon Spike will be $39.99 and comes with removable armor, fireball projectiles and a saddle so ponies can hop on for a ride. Keep your eyes peeled to the stores later this year when they start to arrive in Fall.

[via USA Today]

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Quietly teased on The HUB’s Twitter late last night was some fantastic news, albeit kind of a no brainer.

Season 5 is set to air in 2015 and will consist of 26 episodes! 

That ominous “2015” maybe a bit sooner than that, as Season 4 premiered late November 2013. And that was planned hit screens the following year.

We here at Geekscape absolutely LOVE The HUB network! They consistently bring entertaining and engaging original content that both kids and adults can enjoy equally. I personally am a huge fan of MLP (if you couldn’t guess) and The Aquabats Supershow. I cannot wait for Season 5!

Hi! I’m Joe! I review Game of Thrones for Geekscape and sometimes write other things too! Crazy, right? FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: @joestarr187

Episode four, people! Last night we all got on my buddy Bob’s giant ass couch that he calls the teddy bear picnic to watch Game of Thrones and ARE THOSE NEW LOCATIONS IN THE OPENING CREDITS CAN ANYONE SEE MY PANTS TENT? To the map!

A Battlefield!

Two guards are just dropping lasers on Renly Baratheon being gay when Grey Wind murders one of them mid piss. Then a bunch of dudes shout ‘King of the North!’ and Robb and company makes their charge. ‘Mid piss ambush’ seems to be Robb’s version of a Zergling rush, and you’d think at this point the Lannisters would change some rules on guarding, peeing, and fence building for their camps. Important note: the guards referred to the soldiers of each house as ‘lions’ and ‘wolves’ for the first time I’ve noticed it in the series and it pleased me. It pleased me greatly, ser.

By morning, the Northmen have mopped everyone up and Robb has a very flirty conversation with a hot nurse. I remember how badly I wanted to bang my wife the first time I watched her saw a screaming man’s foot off, too. Her name is Talissa and Robb is clearly smitten as she rides off into the sunset and I make a fart face because she’s not in the books.

Was the made up hooker not enough?

Camp Renly! 

Kid Gladiator AKA Lil Fingerz AKA Petyr B arrives at Camp Renly and gets a little sucking up done with the King of the Beards. I’ve decided that each king is the King of Something. Robb is the King of the North. Renly is the King of the Beards. Joffrey is the King of the Fucking Crazy People and Stannis is King of the Cold, Distant Step Dads that Will Never Love You, Not Like Your Real Dad Did.

Petyr drops by to see Cat Stark, who is not thrilled to see him. He argues that he did his best to support Ned and also offers terms: Sansa and Arya for the Kingslayer. He leaves out the part where no one knows where Arya is. And then he drops Ned Stark’s bones off and peaces out like his name was Pimpfingerz AKA King of the Tidy Mustaches.

And then he saddles up to Margie Tyrell who stays clothed for their conversation. Petyr suggests that her marriage to Renly is a little odd, since he’s currently balls deep in her brother three tents back. Tyrell shrugs him off. Remember, she’s played by Natalie Dormer, and in the paper rock scissor world of Game of Thrones, Dormer beats Littlefinger, Littlefinger beats Melisandre, and Melisandre shits shadow babies on Dormer. And I think that Arya is lava.

Renly and Stannis have a parlay. The Red Lady suggests Renly look to his sins and Stannis promises that his brother will die if he doesn’t drop his claim to the throne. I love Stannis. He’s not good, and he’s not bad- he’s just technically right about the succession and is the most stubborn, cold person in the world.

Qarth!

Thank the Seven that one of Dani’s outriders found a city, because I was getting tired of them sitting there dying every episode. Stormborn, the Blood of the Dragon, the Unburnt and Chapped of Lip gathers her little brood and head for the merchant city of Quarth Qarth. She meets the Thirteen. They are the 13 richest merchants that run Qarth. So Qarth is run like the United States, AMIRIGHT? Occupy! Yes we can!

Dani refuses to show these guys her dragons, so they plan on leaving her outside the gates to starve and die, until one of the 13, Xaro Xhoan Daxos (thaaaaaaaaaaat’s my name tooooooooooo) accepts responsibility for the group and lets them in as his guests. And then he passes Dani a chapstick.

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King’s Landing!

Everything that happened on King’s Landing in this episode was incredibly pleasant and very similar to an episode of Friendship is Magic.

Ugh. Joffrey has discovered a love of crossbows. He is a big fan of pointing them at a crying Sansa while the court looks on. He can’t kill her, so he decides to have her beaten and stripped. Tyrion storms in pissed and saves the day, and we discover that while Joffrey is crazy, he’s still not bold enough to speak up to his uncle. So that’s a good thing. Because fucking hell, that kid.

Also, in this week’s episode of Lancel LOLZ, Lancel tries to act all bad ass with Tyrion and the Imp terrifies him into being a loyal spy. Oh, Lancel.

Tyrion wonders if maybe Joffrey is crazy because he really needs to get laid. All men watching the show kind of nod and agree with this assessment and Tyrion buys the king some whores.

And then the king has one of the whores beat the hell out of the other while he watches. Because fucking hell, that kid.

Harrenhal!

Let’s pause and talk about how amazing this series is. When I read the books, I have to admit that aside from King’s Landing and Winterfell, I pretty much picture every castle as the same pile of rocks with different banners. When I read about Harrenhal, it’s the same but in a minor state of disrepair.

Holy shit, production team! Harrenhal is TERRIFYING. Usually the adaptation of a book leaves you rolling your eyes at the sparseness of the meal the adaptation hands you. So far, Game of Thrones has fed us and wrapped up leftovers. I can’t remember the last time an adaptation actually enhanced the book for me.

Arya, Gendry, and Hot Pie find themselves as guests in Harrenhal, where everyone gets tortured and killed. Arya has started her prayer of people she’d like to murder to get herself to sleep. Gendry is saved from torture when Tywin Lannister arrives, and is less than thrilled that possibly good laborers are being killed, setting the group free and putting them to work. He chooses Arya to be his new cup bearer and then demands to know the location of the Ajanti Dagger.

“My brother Noompsi has forgiven me!” 

The dark and full of terrors night!

Stannis has this conversation with Davos:

Stannis: Do you miss being a smuggler?

Davos: Nope. Pretty happy with my new life. I’ve cleaned up my act, now I’m a knight, and my wife and sons have the opportunities that they never would have had if I was still skulking into caves at night stealing things and helping assassins sneak into camps.

Stannis: I need you to go skulk into a cave tonight and help an assassin sneak into Renly’s camp.

Davos: Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

The assassin turns out to be the Red Lady herself, Melisandre. They banter a bit in their canoe, and we learn that Carice van Houten was cast as Mel because she gives both boners and the creeps when she talks. It’s tougher than you think and she deserves a Golden Globe.

The two discover that the passage to the camp has been barred. That’s when Melisandre drops her robe, shows off a sudden super pregnant belly, and gives birth to a shadow baby while poor Davos shits his pants.

And THAT’S how you do a cliffhanger!

SPOILER SECTION FOR NERDS THAT READ THE NERDY BOOKS

I am assuming that Talissa the Sassy Nurse is actually Jeyne Westerling and they’re trying to beef up Robb’s want to marry her over a Frey. Which I’m totally fine with, and it makes Jeyne a much cooler character.

Everyone keeps telling me that the shadow killing Renly and Davos seeing Mel crap a shadow baby happen in two different scenes but this is actually the way I remember it from the books so WELL DONE, TV SHOW.

So excited about Jaqen H’Ghar. Arya’s evolution into a murder machine is going to be so much fun to watch. I’m hoping that the series ends with her holding Bella Swan’s head by the hair and screaming ‘Valar Morghulis.’

Also, I am so excited to see Joffrey fucking die. It’ll be pretty damn satisfying.

Note: Previously it was reported that Tori Spelling would be hosting the event. Sadly, she fell ill and was not able to attend.

This past weekend I had without a doubt one of the greatest experience of my life with fellow Geekscapist Allisonnnn. Together we attended the bridle shower and wedding of two true celebrities: Princess Cadence and Shining Armor, Canterlot’s own Captain of the Guard! Prior to the wedding, we feasted on pony shaped grilled cheeses, tuna tartare, hummus dip, and colorful fruit drinks (like Pinkie Pie’s Purple Punch and Strawberry Lemonade). We decorated our own wedding cakes, tossed some horse shoes, and met with the bride and her lucky stallion.

Caking it up, as they say. Suck it, 5 year olds, my design is superior to yours.

It was a wonderful morning, marred only by the menagerie of precious children acting like they belonged there. Seriously, who brings children to a wedding? Unless, of course, they’re in the wedding. To the sitters, I say!

But I digress. After a couple of fun filled hours and getting supreme sugar highs, we were led to a screening room to catch an early viewing of the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic two part royal wedding episode, and given delicious cinnamon-sugar popcorn. Because there just wasn’t enough sugar to be had already!

The happy couple! And kids … so many kids!

Now, I won’t say it was the greatest episode of My Little Pony that I have ever seen, but it was still quite enjoyable. The theme of friendship was disappointingly downplayed to the themes of family and love until the final scene (such nerve for a wedding episode, I know!), and the storyline was extremely predictable. From the moment we were introduced to Princess Cadence we knew where the episodes were headed, but it is a children’s show (sad to say), so I can’t exactly fault them for playing to their targeted audience. Don’t want to blow the minds of these kids any more than you already have with sentient ponies.

Nevertheless, the episodes were sweet and fun. Twilight Sparkle’s love for her brother was something I relate to, being a younger sister myself, and her concern for him is as genuine as she is thoroughbred. My only real disappointment with the episodes was that there wasn’t more set up between Shining Armor and Cadence. Although the unexpectedness of the wedding is addressed briefly at the beginning of the first part, it’s a bummer that we don’t actually know the characters who are being advertised as having the “wedding event of the year!”

It isn’t the best episode to start with if you’re curious about checking out MLP:FIM, but if you’re already a part of the herd, get at it! (Not that you need the encouragement)

Following the episode, there was a brief introduction of Twilight Sparkle herself, Tara Strong, and the writer of the wedding episodes Meghan McCarthy, and then the tossing of the bouquet! They invited all the “single ladies” up, but once they saw me stirring to my feet, they amended their previous statement and said, “That are about this tall” holding a hand parallel to the floor at about four feet. It’s a good thing they added that qualification, too, ‘cause I would have shown all those minitarts who’s boss at that bouquet toss. DON’T THINK I WOULDN’T! That said, I think a little boy won because the next comment made, post-toss, was, “Looks like we have a future brony!” So, congratulations, kid–boy or girl–you won this round. But only because I disqualified based on agism. Or height-ism. I suppose if I was under 4 feet, they wouldn’t care either way.

Getting my ponygraphs on a shiny cast photo commemorating the episode!

Allisonnnn and I also took plenty more pictures with the royal, now wedded, couple and even managed to get the photographer into a few pics with us.

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Finally, the music stopped and we were ushered out the door, where we got some solid swag: A MLP trainset, a mini-pony, some chocolate, a compact, a t-shirt (f-yeah!), and an invitation to all the future MLP events in-town (guess who’s super stoked about that? Hint: ME)!

Needless to say, it was a pretty awesome and solid way to spend a Saturday afternoon. Looking forward to more good times in Ponyville. Just hope next time there are fewer kids and more booze (not that we need it. Clearly).

This was an April Fools joke… did you fall for it?

Jayson Thiessen, who took over My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic after artistic director Lauren Faust stepped down, revealed to Friendship is Magic fansite FYBRONIES today a dark twist to the popular series to be revealed at the end of the current season: all of the ponies of Equestria are reincarnated humans who died in horse related murders.

“We’re trying to stay true to Lauren Faust’s original vision,” Thiessen explains, “and that vision is that in a previous life, Fluttershy was a young boy who was maliciously trampled to death by Kentucky Derby winner Secretariat.”

Fans are understandably outraged, as this news lands quickly after Michael Bay’s announced intentions to make the Ninja Turtles aliens in his new reboot of the TMNT franchise. Thiessen, however, aims to calm the Pony community: “We have one of the strongest, most loyal and wonderful fanbases on television, and we want them to feel confident that My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic will continue to focus on sheer and utter joyfulness and that Twilight Sparkle will continue to learn lessons based on friendship, kindness, and respect, but that now she also has to figure out who killed her in that barn in 1994 and why.”

Lauren Faust could not be reached for comment.

Recently, I was granted the opportunity to ask My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic creator Lauren Faust a couple questions. Regrettably, she was running from her signing to her next appointment, so only two questions were actually able to be answered. But during my brief appointment with her, I was able to understand her fanbase and get a glimpse at what kinds of stories Faust enjoys and wants to continue telling.

Now, I am no stranger to her work. I used to watch the Power Puff Girls when I was younger, and I may very well have the potential to become a brony myself (there are still a few more pastures I must graze before I am truly ready to rock out with my hoofs out). Nevertheless, I didn’t know what to expect. I hadn’t read much about her in the press or any potential blogs, and I’m not entirely familiar with those who solely create stories geared to tweens and younger. So, it was an awesome experience to see such a creator, surrounded by her creations and her beloved fans.

Waiting at the end of the line for her autograph signing, I saw an array of Faust fans. Although there was a spattering of young girls, for the most part they were somewhere between 15-35 year olds, many of whom are men. A fanbase Faust could never have expected “in a million years”. The best part about it, is that none of them love the show ironically. They are all fierce supporters and proud to hear the term “brony” dropped sans snark. It goes to show what I have been saying: solid storytelling with relevant characters and archetypes can and will bring in the desired and even unexpected audiences. Nevertheless, it’s awesome to see how little we think we know about institutionalizing gender roles, or the claim that they are natural in society. It is to a point that even I am surprised.

Of the two questions I had time to ask Faust, the first was how she feels about her unexpected brony fanbase. “They’re awesome,” she says. “I’m inspired by them and their ability to look past preconceived notions of what’s society says is acceptable for them and judge the show by its own merit […]. They’re all so open-minded and cool. Their ability to endure how other people treat them is inspiring.”

If you ever take the time to watch an episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (do it. Do it NOW), you’ll see that the message of the show is one its fans–8 year old girls or 30-something year old men–really take to heart. And no, it’s not just the same morality plays that storytellers have been telling kids for years  being resold under a different label–although such messages of “treat others as you want to be treated” and “think before you speak” are present in the show–there is much more to it than that, and not just because the heroines have hoofs instead of feet. The show really is about the importance of friendship and that there is a kind of magic to it. The show effectively portrays mixed personalities, real-to-life conflicts and struggles, and how to essentially enjoy the company of those who don’t think the same way you do.

Now, in case you’ve never watched the show, let me catch you up on the basic premise: a young unicorn named Twilight Sparkle, who knows  everything and anything so long as it can be found in a book, is sent–much to her dismay–by her mentor Princess Celestia, supreme ruler of Equestria, to Ponyville to experience friendship first hand. There, she meets and (begrudgingly, at first) befriends a group of ponies, each of whom represent an important ‘element of friendship’.: Apple Jack (honesty), Fluttershy (kindness), Rainbow Dash (loyalty), Rarity (generosity) and Pinkie Pie (laughter).

The great thing about this show is the layers. You can tell each character apart not just by her coat and mane, but by her actions. Just like, you know, real people. And there’s more to these ponies than just being “the fighter”, “the pacifist” or “the leader”, which is the typical three-part discord you find in storytelling to distinguish your characters. Neigh! These ponies have legitimate fears, needs, and desires, and their personalities are ones you can actually use as a template to help handle real people, which I believe is what draws in the unexpected fanbase.

Twilight Sparkle, like many of us who were born in or adapted to the internet age, is a pony who would much rather be left alone. She doesn’t believe she need friends or external action to have adventure or learn about the world around her: she has her books. She is an armchair anthropologist, sociologist, psychologist and any other -ologist you can think of. She knows more than any pony around. If she needs social interaction, she has her dragon assistant Spike and weekly correspondence to Princess Celestia for that. She has bigger fish to fry than to learn about her pony brethren.


“The fate of Equestria does not rest on me making friends!” but the fate of humanity, might, Twilight!

After all, learning how to interact with people can be hard. If you get a couple of math problems wrong, you can erase the answers and try again. But muck up an introduction or say the wrong thing in a conversation and you can easily be labeled an asshole for the rest of your life in that town. Who wants that? So, sometimes it seems as if you are better off alone (that’s right, Alice Deejay, I said it).

Yet, social interaction is a key part of the human experience. When Aristotle said, “Man is a political animal”, he wasn’t talking about a person’s need to vote in elections, sign petitions or picket grocery stories. He meant a human is an animal of the polis, the city. In essence, humanity has a need to work together–not alone–to build our species up. The blending of cultures and ideas is, supposedly, what postbellum America was founded upon. But, not everyone is able to socialize efficiently or effectively, and so many of us–like Twilight Sparkle–build our walls and towers to keep people out and ourselves in.

Having a studious and shut in character isn’t exactly rare in children’s cartoons, especially those which include an element of socialization in their aim, however they are scarcely the prominent characteristics of the main protagonist. They typically pertain to one of the sidekicks or someone the lead has to “fix”, and who ever wants to be associated with being the sidekick or broken? (The only other book-smart main protagonist I can think of is Dexter, of Dexter’s Laboratory, but he was hardly socialized. Aside from a few people he played the show’s equivalent of DnD with, I can’t recall him working well with others who acted or thought differently than him.)

Not once, do you think while watching the show, “What is wrong with Twilight Sparkle, who doesn’t want friends?!” You understand her dilemma and agree at once that the ponies of Ponyville might be a little backwards from the cultured thoroughbreds of Canterlot, but you also know she’s not there just to observe others friendships, but to make and experience them on her own. Which is something we should all do.

When I was younger I had a hard time making friends. Either I moved or my best-friend moved, throughout elementary school, that by middle school and high school I had given up. I went to school to learn, not to make friends. Then I moved to Texas for college and quickly learned the importance of a familiar face when adapting to new surroundings.

I do not mean to imply that every brony out there is a Twilight Sparkle, or only has her characteristics. I personally see myself as more of an Apple Jack or Rainbow Dash, but I was a Philosophy student in college and can admit that I know more about Aristotle’s theories of friendship than about the actual experience, and I’d wager the same is true for most of colleagues. MLP:FiM is an excellent exercise in philosophy of mind, especially when delving into the theories of other’s minds, because you can witness the interactions rather than just read about them.

Of course, as the pilot episode suggests, your own experiences will be infinitely superior qualitatively, but this is a great stepping stone in understanding others. Once you are able to understand that people think differently, and that in doing so they are actually a benefit rather than a deterrent in your understanding of the world, then you can realize the importance of friendship and that friendship truly is magic.

See what I mean?

When I stood in line for my interview, I could tell that all the bronies had taken the message to heart. Half a dozen fans tried to file in line behind me before being turned away because Faust was leaving the booth to her next appointment. Rather than pout and complain, they all nodded, smiled and said with a glimmer of hope, “Maybe next time” or “I knew I should have been here earlier!” None complained or tried to get special treatment. It was really a breath of fresh air. It’s cool to see fans actually receive a message and understand that the world doesn’t revolve around them.

Although Lauren Faust is no longer the show runner of MLP:FiM, she is still involved as a consultant and has laid out some excellent ground work for future seasons and episodes. Currently, she’s branching off to new shows and projects, such as Milky Way and the Galaxy Girls and Super Best Friends Forever, each geared at young girls, though with potential to bring in the male demographic.

As a DC fangirl, I am personally excited about Super Best Friends Forever, which by now many of you have probably seen. They’re 75 (or so) second shorts, starring Wonder Girl, Supergirl, and Batgirl that are intermingled in the DC Nation block on Cartoon Network. The controlling idea behind these shorts are to show superheroes in teenage situations rather than the other way around. Instead of saving the planet before bedtime, “they’re trying to hijack Wonder Woman’s invisible jet and take it for a joyride,” Faust explains, “or get out of being grounded.” Real to life situations that extraordinary people are put in rather than the other way around. After all, they’re teenagers first, superheroes second.