After a series of unfortunate events that caused one too many reschedulings of happy-fun-time, I was pissed. Absolutely […]
Kids, you’re going to have to forgive me for this review, as I’m still coming down off the […]
Dear readers, you may have noticed a several week absence on the part of your author. By your […]
In 2010, I watched a Spanish horror film called The Orphanage. That movie scared the shit out of […]
Sometimes, I worry about the state of America. We disrespect the trees, the animals, and our neighbors—okay, so […]
Some weeks it feels like I just can’t win the horror movie lottery, no matter how many tickets […]
Assault of the Sasquatch? Assault of the Senses is more appropriate for this creature feature centered around—you guessed […]
I have this friend. This friend that somehow manages to consistently convince me to watch certain movies I […]
At 1AM on Monday night, I was feeling kinda loopy. You know, that pleasant tired when one starts […]
After being forced to sit and endure the double-feature of Shark Attack 3: Megalodon and 2-Headed Shark Attack, […]
Early this week, Mr. Matt Kelly said, “Hey, Allison, you should review Birdemic for your weekly column. It’ll […]
In all of my years (months) reviewing Netflix on Demand horror movies, I’ve yet to see one that […]
At the Silent House press conference a couple of weeks ago, its ladying lady, Elizabeth Olsen, mentioned her […]
Rarely do I get stir-crazy and bored while watching horror movies. There’s nearly always something redemptive about them, […]