Hotel Transylvania is a place where monsters can get away from it all. Lavish rooms, relaxing spas, exquisite dining facilities. What more could a monster want in a vacation?

Adam Sandler plays the over-protective Vampire dad.

Protected by a evil forest and a cemetery filled with the un-dead, Hotel Transylvania is more than just a sanctuary for monsters. Designed by Dracula (Adam Sandler), not only as a refuge from humans for fellow monsters but also as a place to shelter and protect his vampire daughter, Mavis (Selena Gomez). Problem is, she’s growing up and about to celebrate her 118th birthday, which means she finally gets to venture out into the real world and perhaps even travel to Hawaii where her parents met.

Sounds cute for a cartoon but is it original? Here’s a 3 sentence break down of what you will endure if you take your child or younger relatives to see it: Over-protective father concocts elaborate schemes to protect daughter from the real world. Daughter craves freedom and then suddenly “zings” with young, human man; And Dad is pissed. Daughter is broken-hearted when Dad kicks new love to the curb but he then feels remorse and makes it right.

That’s the break down of Sony’s new animated film, Hotel Transylvania slated to hit theaters this Friday, Sept. 28th. It stars a ensemble cast of well known actors including Cee-Lo Green as “Murray the Mummy,” David Spade as a pair of spectacles aka; The Invisible Man, Steve Buscemi as the leader of the pack, -as in a Werewolf Pack. His wife is played by Fran Drescher  who true-to-form reincarnates her nagging nanny persona for the role.

Obviously it’s a cartoon and caters to kids but it could have been so much more if writers had been given more leeway to play up the characters and give them more than superficial personalities. The story is beyond formulaic, and not necessarily a bad thing, -when writing for younger kids.  Credited writing goes to co-writers Peter Baynham (Arthur Christmas) and Robert Smigel (Saturday Night Live), who fail to flesh out the characters to a degree that adult viewers will feel much affinity for by the end. I brought a 12 year old with me (I drag her to all the kids stuff) and she liked it and had some giggles and laughs while I was nodding off towards the end.

The film really feels like a re-worked Adam Sandler film but even so it still delivers enough laughs that it’s better than most. The beginning story was especially endearing and near the end of the second act there is an action scene with Dracula chasing Jonathan on magical, floating tables that was well done, but even so it’s not quality enough as adult only entertainment. My 12 year old niece liked it well enough. As usual the 3D is a rip off and a way to bring in more revenue. I recommend this film for families that want to get out of the house and have something cute and fun to do with the kids… otherwise as adult entertainment goes, stay away!

C

Film opens Sept. 28th.PG, 1 hr. 31 min.

Animation, Kids & Family, Comedy

Directed By: Genndy Tartakovsky

Additional Cast: Molly Shannon, Fran Drescher

In Theaters: Sep 28, 2012 Wide

Sony Pictures

So the cult director Quentin Tarantino is celebrating his 20th year in film making. With that Miramax is releasing a special edition Blu-Ray set of 8 films. From the press release.

Tarantino XX contains eight films chosen by Tarantino to illustrate the first 20 years of his career, featuring the films that helped define his early success, including Reservoir Dogs, True Romance, Pulp FictionJackie Brown, Kill Bill Vol. 1, Kill Bill Vol. 2, Death Proof and Inglourious Basterds.  To complete the stunning high definition 10-disc set, the Tarantino XX: 8-Film Collection also features two discs with five hours of all-new bonus material, highlighted by a critics’ retrospective on Tarantino’s groundbreaking catalog of films and  “20 Years of Filmmaking” that contains interviews with critics, stars and other masters of cinema.

Tarantino XX: 8-Film Collection showcases one of the most innovative filmmakers of our time and is a must-have for serious film fans, as Tarantino’s highly-anticipated new film, Django Unchained, prepares to hit theaters.  Honoring the 20th anniversary of Reservoir Dogs – the cultural milestone that brought Tarantino to the forefront as a cinematic legend – the collection is highlighted by recurring appearances from celebrated actors including Uma Thurman (Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill), Samuel L. Jackson (Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill), Harvey Keitel (Reservoir DogsPulp Fiction), Tim Roth (Reservoir DogsPulp Fiction) and Steve Buscemi (Reservoir DogsPulp Fiction), and also includes starring performances from iconic actors such as Brad Pitt (Inglourious Basterds), Pam Grier (Jackie Brown) and Robert Forster (Jackie Brown).

So to give you a nice TL;DR the movies that will be featured in this set are

  • Reservoir Dogs
  • True Romance – Directors Cut
  • Pulp Fiction
  • Jackie Brown
  • Kill Bill Vol. 1 & Vol. 2
  • Death Proof
  • Inglourious Basterds

There will also be 2 special edition discs that have various documentaries on the director.

“How much?” you ask, in your best Borat impression. Well you can get this big ole stack of films for an MSRP of $119.99 and it comes out November 20th. Another cool bit of this announcement is that Mondo have designed the packaging and given nice new covers for each film! If you want to read the full press release and get more details on each film release check it out HERE!

Mike and Sulley are back! The first teaser trailer for the sequel/prequel Monsters University is here

A look at the relationship between Mike and Sulley during their days at the University of Fear — when they weren’t necessarily the best of friends.

The voice-cast includes Billy Crystal, John Goodman, Steve Buscemi, Ken Jeong, and Kelsey Grammer. Monsters University comes out June 21, 2013.