Rollerball (2002) VHS Movie Review

Analog Jones tries to survive this full-tilt action sports film in our Rollerball (2002) VHS Movie Review starring Chris Klein, Jean Reno, LL Cool J, and Rebecca Romijn-Stamos!



Quick Facts
Rollerball (2002) is a Sci-Fi action film that was released into US theaters on February 8, 2002, from MGM and Columbia Pictures. Rollerball had a budget of $70 million and had a box office return of $25.9 million. Rollerball was competing against Collateral Damage, Big Fat Liar, Black Hawk Down, Snow Dogs, The Count of Monte Cristo, A Beautiful Mind, I am Sam and The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. Rollerball finished 3rd in its first weekend at $9 million, trailing Collateral Damage at $15.1 million and Big Fat Liar at $11.5 million.

Rollerball (2002) is a remake of Rollerball (1975) starring James Caan as Jonathan E., team captain and veteran star of the Houston rollerball team in a future dystopian society.

John McTiernan and Rebecca Romijn in Rollerball (2002) VHS

Directed by: John McTiernan (Predator, Die Hard and The Hunt for Red October)
Produced by: John McTiernan, Beau St. Clair, and Charles Roven (American film producer and the president and co-founder of Atlas Entertainment. He is known for producing the superhero films The Dark Knight Trilogy, Suicide Squad, Man of Steel, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice and more.)
Screenplay by: Larry Ferguson (Beverly Hills Cop II) and John Pogue (US Marshals)
Based on: “Roller Ball Murder” by William Harrison and the 1975 screenplay Rollerball by William Harrison

Starring:
Chris Klein as Jonathan Cross
Jean Reno as Alexi Petrovich
LL Cool J as Marcus Ridley
Rebecca Romijn as Aurora “the Black Widow”
Naveen Andrews as Sanjay
Mike Dopud as Michael “the Assassin”
Kata Dobó as Katya Dobolakova
Lucia Rijker as Lucia Ryjker
Oleg Taktarov as Oleg Denekin
Paul Heyman as Sports Announcer
Janet Wright as Coach Olga

The film features cameo appearances by Pink, Slipknot, Carroll Shelby, and Shane McMahon.

Trailers on Rollerball (2002) VHS
MGM “Means Great Movies” Promo
MGM.com promo “Come See What the Roar is About”
Stargate SG-1 TV Series and Jeremiah TV Series Promo
Pumpkin with Christina Ricci
A Rumor of Angels
Hart’s War with Bruce Willis
No Such Thing with Helen Mirren

Rollerball (2002) VHS box front and back

Rollerball (2002) VHS description
From the director of Die hard comes this high-octane thriller that “roars along at a…breakneck pace” (Los Angeles Times)! Starring Chris Klein (American Pie), Jean Reno (Ronin), LL Cool J (Charlie’s Angels) and Rebecca Romijn-Stamos (X-Men), Rollerball goes full throttle with excitement from its death-defying opening until its explosive end!

Jonathan Cross (Klein) is the newest recruit in the most extreme sport of all time…where his fast moves and killer looks make him an instant superstar. But Cross’ life in the fast lane collides with reality when he learns that league’s owner (Reno) is orchestrating serious on-court “accidents” to boost ratings. Now Cross plans to take down the owner and his ruthless sport…before the game puts an end to him!

Box Quotes
“Turbo Charged! Body-slamming action!” -The Washington Post

“Full-tilt action!” -Houston Chronicle

Jean Reno as Alexi Petrovich in Rollerball (2002) VHS Movie Review

Trivia
-Although the first draft of the script was considered by many to be very good and even superior to the original film, director John McTiernan didn’t like it because it focused more on social commentary, while he thought that the audience would like to see more of the Rollerball scenes. The social commentary is why he had the original script completely re-written several times and made sure that it focused more on WWE-like showmanship, including crazy costumes and stunts.

-McTiernan’s first cut, which was over two hours long, was test screened in Las Vegas around April or May 2001 and got a very negative response from test audiences. The release date was then pushed back from May to 13 July 2001 by MGM to test the movie again, hoping that they would find the right audience for it.

-On orders from the studio, around 30 minutes were cut out of the original rough cut of the film and the entire ending was re-shot and changed. Some of the cuts were made because MGM thought that the movie was “too Asian.” In the original ending, Petrovich gets killed by Sanjay and Jonathan and Aurora fly back to the US, during which Jonathan says that he will continue playing the Rollerball game in the US, and how he is now part owner of the game.

-The original score by Brian Transeau was also removed, purportedly because it sounded “too Arabic,” and was replaced with a new score by Éric Serra. Also, some of the other music was changed or removed from the first cut of the film.

-Rebecca Romijn was nominated for a Golden Raspberry Award as Worst Supporting Actress, where she lost to Madonna for her cameo in Die Another Day.

-The creator of Rollerball, science fiction author William Harrison said: “I’ve never watched the 2002 incarnation of Rollerball, and have no interest in it.”

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Oh hell yes! TNT’s The Librarians has just been renewed for a second season.

From the press release:

TNT has renewed its hit fantasy-adventure The Librarians. One of the hottest new shows on cable, The Librarians burst onto the scene with a chart-topping launch in December and went on to finish the year as basic cable’s #2 new series of 2014, second only to TNT’s The Last Ship. The show’s success extends across TNT’s multiple platforms, with each week’s episode reaching an average of 11.4 million viewers through linear telecasts, DVR playback and VOD, digital and mobile viewing. TNT has ordered 10 episodes for the second season, which is slated to launch later this year.

I’m going to be honest, those big numbers surprise me. There is virtually zero passion for the show from other geeks that I can see, and it was hardly discussed on other outlets and blogs. Hell, even we here at Geekscape remained relatively quiet on this delightful series.

The Librarians was one of the best and woefully underrated new TV shows from last fall. I was concerned its lifespan would be cut short due to lack of buzz, but my worries have been relieved.

If you haven’t watched the series yet, go out of your way to do so. In one word, it’s fun. It has the spirit of Guardians of the Galaxy but with B-movie/genre TV sensibilities. I’m in love with the characters and the world they have been thrown in. The premise has opened their doors to literally anything, and in its first season the show has lived up to that. Haunted houses, Santa Claus, minotaurs, even a U.N. for fucking DRAGONS. It’s great stuff.

We may be rooting for other, lesser-known shows like Constantine, but in this golden age of television our television adventures have been too quick to explore the darker reaches of the human condition. I’m not condemning this, but we’ve rendered whimsy and wide-eyed points-of-view into something uncool. We’ve belittled optimism and hope, and it’s kind of made us all too moody. Even our beloved Doctor, in his Twelfth form, and the once wise-cracking Green Arrow have become something darker than they probably should be.

Check out The Librarians on TNT and add a little pep to your step. When you watch, I dare you not to smile.

Source: Turner Press Room.

I was thrilled to learn that there will be a new TV show based on The Librarian trilogy! The Librarians will be a continuation of the successful TNT films (The Librarian: Quest for the Spear, The Librarian: Return to King Solomon’s Mines, and The Librarian: Cure of the Judas Chalice) starring Noah Wyle as the librarian charged to guard ancient/mystical artifacts. Not sure what I am talking about?

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Well, the first Librarian film came out in 2004 and I saw it while working at Hollywood Video (remember that ancient place?). I thought it was such a fun film and was quick to watch the well done sequels over the next several years. If you like movies such as National Treasure and Indiana Jones then you will enjoy The Librarian films (and hopefully enjoy the new TV show as well). They are full of action and adventure, lots of humor and they are extremely smart.

Wyle’s character, Flynn Carsen, has 22 college degrees, is socially awkward and does not have much direction in his life. He finds himself at the Metropolitan Public Library and applies to be a librarian. The library holds more than just books though. It turns out to be the place where mystical artifacts such as Excalibur, Pandora’s Box, and the Holy Grail (just to name a few) are stored. It is the job of the librarian to locate these items in the world and bring them safely to the library.

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The TV series will be set 10 years after Flynn started working for the library which is cool because it parallels the real world timeline (remember the first film came out in 2004). Being the librarian can be a tough job so now he will be working with a team.

To aid him in his duties, the Library has recruited four people from around the world, including Eve Baird (Rebecca Romijn), a highly skilled counter-terrorism agent who is responsible for protecting the group and keeping them all alive; Jake Stone (Christian Kane), an Oklahoma oil worker with an IQ of 190 and an encyclopedic knowledge of art history; Cassandra (Lindy Booth), a quirky young woman with the special gift of auditory and sensory hallucinations linked to memory retrieval, known as synesthesia; and Ezekiel Jones (John Kim), a master of new technologies and aficionado of old classic crimes who enjoys playing the role of international man of mystery.

TNT has ordered ten episodes of The Librarians with the intent of launching the series later this year and I cannot wait to check it out!