Every year I like to reflect not so much on what’s happened in modern times but what pieces of pop culture have stuck with me a decade later. This is part 2 of a 2 part series.

10. Cabin Fever – In 2003 Horror was kinda dead again. It had a nice recharge in the mid-90’s with Scream but immediately that started to overstay it’s welcome with lots of direct-to-DVD crap (a vicious cycle for the horror genre since roughly 1981). By the time Cabin Fever came out I had already lost faith in the genre and didn’t see it. However people’s praise of this movie made me curious (well the few people I know who did praise it) and I netflixed it. I found it to be hilarious and a ton of fun. I thought that Eli Roth was the future of horror, I was wrong. But Cabin Fever was still great.

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9. Monster – Charlize Theron and Christina Ricci never looked less attractive then they did in the massively praised biopic about a group of lesbian serial killers. It’s gritty, well shot and features Kane Hodder as a cop. What more reason could you have to love this film.

8. Lost in Translation – Sofia Coppola’s second film tends to get called out as a major example of “Pretentious Indie Films” (along with Garden State and a few other films) but it’s genuinely a lovely film that helped Bill Murray further establish himself as a dramatic actor and helped push Scarlett Johansson even further into the limelight.

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7. Elf – Elf is one of those rare holiday films that you can watch and enjoy all year round. This has absolutely everything to do with Will Ferrel’s dedication to the role and David Berenbaum’s funny and quirky script. This also was the first time I remember people taking notice to Zoey Deschanel. She may have slightly overstayed her welcome with that “cute, quirky, semi-nerdy girl” thing she does but when she sings  Santa Claus is Coming to Town in this movie it’s hard to not fall in love a little bit.

6. Mystic River – One of 2003’s best films nominations is genuinely a solid film filled with great performances and an amazing direction from Clint Eastwood. The film captivated audiences and made a nice chunk of cash at the box office. Chances are you’ve seen and heard about this film, there’s no reason to really go on about it. Mystic River is one of those rare popular award winners that lives up to it’s praise.

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5. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl – It’s easy to forget how good this movie was many years ago because we’ve been swamped with a quite a few lackluster sequels but when this first came out I saw it in theaters 3 times that summer. This was what Blockbuster movies were about, they were good scripts, action packed and filled with great comedic moments. It was also the film that made Johnny Depp an undeniable star in a mainstream sense (for better or worse).

4. 28 Days Later – This film combined with the Dawn of the Dead remake are basically responsible for a decade long Zombie obsession in America. Never before has a Horror monster been so mainstream. You can talk vampires and people will chuckle and make twilight jokes, you can talk for hours about Slasher films and people will make fun of you for liking crappy movies but if you mention Zombies someone (and not a horror fan) will begin talking to you about how it could happen. This is their go to example of how it’s possible. Thanks Danny Boyle.

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3. A Mighty Wind – Everyone is different. When it comes to Christopher Guest movies everyone has a different favorite (well if they’ve seen any… and more so they have 5 different favorites, but whatever). I’m always torn between this and Best in Show as his masterpiece (we don’t count Spinal Tap since that’s technically a Rob Reiner film). The fact is when Christopher Guest is working with music (another of his passions) there’s no way he can fail to entertain.

2. Big Fish – Quite possibly the last great Tim Burton film. I once discussed with a friend the difference between Great Tim Burton and Average Tim Burton. Great Tim Burton movies stem from when he cares about the source material for one reason or another. BeetleJuice and Pee Wee’s Big Adventure he was out to prove himself, Edward Scissorhands was based on a script of his own writing, Ed Wood reminded Tim of his friendship with Vincent Price and Big Fish was made right after Burton’s father died. All 5 of those movies are constantly battling as my favorite Tim Burton film. Big Fish however is undeniably one of his best made films (2nd only to Ed Wood). It’s visually, inventive and touching all at once.

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1. American Splendor – I can’t speak for everyone but this was the film that introduced me to Harvey Pekar. This hilarious look at the comic book artists life is both a comedy, a drama and a documentary all wrapped in one. It walks us through Harvey’s first interest in comics, his friendship with R Crumb and his battle with cancer. However the most important thing about American Splendor is how it depicts a simple man who finds an outlet for the stress in his life while remaining a simple man. Possibly Paul Giamatti’s finest film!

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For all you gore and horror fans out there, Christmas has come early! Eli Roth’s brainchild, GORETORIUM, will be opening September 23rd on the Las Vegas strip, right across from the Cosmopolitan and the City Center.

“The GORETORIUM will be a destination for both horror fans and tourists from around the world, 365 days a year”, Roth said. “We are creating the most intense live terror experience a person can have, incorporating the latest technology with old-fashioned scares…No matter how many haunted houses you’ve been through, you have never been through anything quite like the GORETORIUM.”

Set in a vintage hotel, that is said to rival many Hollywood backdrops, is a multi-level maze full of terrors that tell the tale of Sin City’s most deadly and mythical hotel and casino, The Delmont. Around every corner you will encounter past hotel victims and the cannibalistic serial-killing proprietors as you make your way through the lobby and horrifying labyrinth of the self-guided tour.

Once you’ve had your fill of blood and guts, you can head over to “Baby Dolls.” The 60’s inspired lounge will offer magnificent views of the City Center alongside zombie go-go dancers. Stay long enough and you’ll be treated to a “live feeding.” If watching dead, half-naked girls eating flesh isn’t really your thing, you can always grab a drink at the to-go bar, “Bloody Mary’s.” And if all this murder business is making you feel romantic, or maybe it’s the drinks mixed with some bad decisions, you can even head over to the Wedding Chapel to get married. What girl wouldn’t want to be married in a blood stained room?

If you are too excited for what’s to come and have already started planning a trip out to Vegas, you can purchase your tickets in advance on the official site and get more information from the Facebook page. Check out the promo trailer to see what disgusting delights will be waiting for you!

Why does that name sound familiar you may be asking yourself? Well, Andrews is a writer and artist who worked on Marvel’s ‘The Ultimates’, ‘Ultimate Spider-Man’, ‘Astonishing X-Men’ and ‘Spider-Man: Reign’. In October 2010 Andrews released his debut feature film ‘Altitude’ starring Jessica Lowndes (‘Kyle XY’, ‘90210’).

This is the second sequel in the ‘Cabin Fever’ series and will star Sean Astin (‘The Lord Of The Rings’), Brandon Eaton (‘Dexter’) and Ben Hollingsworth. The screenplay was written by Jake Wade Wall (‘The Hitcher’) and original ‘Cabin Fever’ producer Evan Astrowsky will be returning.

The Patient Zero screenplay “centers on a bachelor party cruise in the Caribbean unexpectedly running ashore on a medical research island, a deadly virus is unleashed.

It’s planned for this film to segue into another sequel titled ‘Cabin Fever: Outbreak’.

I actually liked both of the ‘Cabin Fever’ movies so far, meaning I will definitely be checking these out.

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Eli Roth is an asshole. No, not because he blew smoke in Gilmore’s face a few Comic Cons ago. If you’ve met Gilmore, you’d also want to blow smoke in his face. No, Eli Roth is an asshole because for a split second he gave me hope in horror and then became the leader of what was wrong with it.

In 6th grade I became a big horror movie buff. By my freshmen year of high school I had lost all respect for horror. The new films coming out refused to be scary or fun. They were boring films that took themselves entirely too seriously movies like Jeepers Creepers and Valentine. Then I saw Cabin Fever. It was everything I’d been missing in the post Scream days: just good clean stupid fun. I thought “truly, this director Eli Roth will bring horror back into its gory, humorous and scary roots.” Ultimately this didn’t happen. Instead, he made the Hostel sequels and became Quentin Tarantino’s favorite pet project. Thankfully, people like Adam Greene and James Gunn have since stood up and proved that there are still directors out there making good fun horror movies.

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When I saw the direct-to-DVD release of Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever in my local Best Buy I was immediately apprehensive about it. Then I saw a good sign. Eli Roth had nothing to do with it, no producer credit, writer credit or director credit. Instead it was written and directed by Ti West, a man who’s career has been on the rise since directing The House of the Devil and The Innkeepers. Ti West has disowned this movie, which I think is a little harsh. The movie is far better than he seems to want to give it credit for.

The movie picks up where the original Cabin Fever left off. Our ‘hero’ Paul is disfigured and dying. He crawls out of the creek where we last saw him and wanders out into the middle of street where he’s hit by a school bus. These first 3 minutes of film already set up that you are in for a gore-filled laugh-fest.

Through a fun animated sequence, we see how the creek Paul was lying in was connected to a bottled-water company and the water bottles with Paul’s virus are being distributed to the local high school.

The Senior Prom is coming up and John wants to go with his long time crush Cassie or not at all. Meanwhile his best friend Alex has a random hook-up with Liz who promises that she might show up to the prom if she can get off work.

The prom begins and everything you’d want in a horror movie is present: sex, blood and hilarious one-liners. The movie could have easily failed but it doesn’t for multiple reasons. For starters the cast is great. The actress who plays Cassie is quite adorable. She reminds me of a Riki Lindhome/Felicia Day type. Meanwhile, the actors playing our leads Alex and John are charming and believable.

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My favorite aspect of the movie is its depictions of sex. Unlike most horror movies, the sex is never played for sexiness for a single second. Between Liz giving Alex a very awkward blowjob and then spitting his semen into the sink or two characters having sex in a pool before dying of the infection, it’s never even slightly sexy.

The movie currently has no Rotten Tomatoes critical score but the user score is a pathetic 16%. That’s just unfair. I mean, Hostel: Part 2 has a 45% user rating and it doesn’t nearly have the likeable characters, good one-liners and general sense of fun that Cabin Fever 2 has.

Despite what critics and Ti West say Cabin Fever 2: Spring Break is a good way to waste 86 minutes.

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When he’s not watching movies that almost everyone involved in the making of has all but abandoned you can find Matt Kelly tweeting, hosting his podcast The Saint Mort Show and posting in his blog Pure Mattitude