Ah, High School. That largely insignificant four years that provide a lifetime of emotional abuse. It’s funny that the period of our lives that most of us would just as soon forget is so often revisited in film and literature. Why do we have an interest in watching something we all went through? Something we all survived?

And the answer is right there in the question. We all went through it. There are very few things as universally relatable as the High School experience. Very few subjects that provide such clear archetypes. We all know the Jock, the Nerd, the Outcast, the Popular Girl, the Heartthrob. Basically, we’ve all seen The Breakfast Club.

Well this very familiar story is presented to us again with American Teen, the documentary that made a huge splash at Sundance. I was lucky enough to attend an early screening of the film with a very entertaining Q&A with the main characters afterward.

So, is it worthy of the hype? Kind of.

The movie doesn’t tell you a story that you haven’t seen before. It doesn’t shed light on anything new. It doesn’t have the benefit of a great script. It’s just real kids making their way through their senior year. However, it’s that universal relatability that makes it work. Yes, you already know these characters. Yes, you already know this story. But damn it, you can empathize with these kids. You know exactly how they feel. You want to take them aside and assure them that yes, life does get better.

The movie has been compared to a real life Breakfast Club but that’s not a very good example. Sure they deal with high school and have representatives of high school cliques, but Breakfast Club is about the characters overcoming their prejudices and seeing each other as people. It’s about coming together. American Teen doesn’t do that. It’s concerned with each character’s personal story, there are very few instances of overlap between them. It’s not about people coming together, it’s about them growing up and moving on.

Luckily the chosen kids are all interesting and all have stories to tell. Everyone has some goal to accomplish, there are stakes in each of their lives. For Colin the Jock, it’s to get a basketball scholarship so he doesn’t have to join the military. For Megan the Popular Girl it’s to make it into Notre Dame to keep up the family tradition. For Hannah the Outcast, it’s to find the personal strength to make it on her own and move away. For Jake the Nerd it’s to find love. These dreams are all represented in great little animated sequences that are unique to each character.

The filmmaking is pretty solid with a few exceptions. Sometimes the transitions between stories are abrupt and awkward and there are times when we leave characters alone for entirely too long. There are also a few instances when it feels more like you are watching fiction than watching a movie. Like recreations of reality. I don’t know if that is just due to the kids being uncomfortable on camera, just a trick of editing stories to play out in the most entertaining way, or if they actually did recreate or set up some things.

It’s a problem with any documentary. How much can you trust? How much has the truth been manipulated?

Luckily I had the benefit of seeing the real people after the movie and it was enough that I can say that the movie is a very close approximation of the truth, if not the whole truth. But more importantly, it’s entertaining.

So if you want to take another walk down the halls you swore you would never return to, then this is a good way to do it.

Every once and a while you’ll be watching a teen flick and go… damn… that kid is so bad ass… I want to grow up to be him (this is of course when you’re 30 and slightly idolizing a “supposed” 17 year old kid). Now everyone says Ferris Bueller or Spicoli but let’s face it: they weren’t all that bad-ass (just lazy).

THESE TEENS WERE BAD ASS:

10. Mark “Hard Harry” Hunter (Christian Slater) – Pump Up the Volume

Has anyone ever watched this movie and NOT wanted to start a pirate radio station? Mark Hunter has it all… unreleased Beastie Boys tracks, thousands of fans and Samantha Mathis willing to take her shirt off for no apparent reason at all. He also taught us to “Eat your cereal with a fork and do your homework in the dark”. That lesson alone got me through freshman year of college.

9. Max Fisher (Jason Schwartzman) – Rushmore
Max Fisher isn’t a bad ass by normal standers but you can’t deny that putting on a play with explosions is pretty badass. Not to mention that he starts building an aquarium on school grounds without any permission from administrators as well as knows a guy who can get you piranhas.

8. Ruper ‘Stiles’ Stilinski (Jerry Levine) – Teen Wolf
There’s nothing like a party animal that can help you go from a typical nerd to a full blown marketing image. Wolf Mania blew up and it’s because of Stiles campaigning with “Wolf Out” t-shirts and allowing Marty McFly… I mean… Scott Howard to surf on the roof of his van all over town. And exactly “what ARE you looking at, dick nose?”

7. Dudley “Booger” Dawson (Curtis Armstrong) – Revenge of the Nerds

Okay. So with a nickname like Booger it’s easy to assume that he’s a nerd, but damn it if he’s not the coolest nerd ever. Furthermore… I never really understood why he was one of the nerds but I’m glad he was. He busts out mega joints to light up a party. He wins burping contests and he loves Pi. A major part of being “bad ass” is not giving a F*@% and Booger exemplifies this in spades.

6. Patrick Verona (Heath Ledger) – 10 Things I Hate About You
He’s a romancer. He’s slick. He’s got a sexy accent and allegedly a duck (everything but the feet and beak). Ladies in bands want to date him because after every fight he buys you an instrument and he’ll sneak out of detention just to play paintball. You try making Shakespeare this bad ass and see how far you get. Even DiCaprio came off looking like a whiny bitch and he was in The Beach screaming for 2 hours.

5. John Bender (Judd Nelson) – The Breakfast Club
This list just got real real, mofos. Can anyone even attempt to pretend that John Bender wasn’t the coolest kid ever? There’s two types of kids who go to detention: people who are complete idiots that piss you off and those who are so amazingly bad ass that it was the only way to keep them down. Plus Bart Simpson would be catch-phraseless without John Bender’s “Eat My Shorts” sequence. This bad ass dared to mess with the bull and get the horns.

4. Joel Goodsen (Tom Cruise) – Risky Business
it’s not often a high school kid gets to build a brothel in his own living room, but Joel Goodsen did it and on top of that got to bone Rebecca De Mornay so yeah, he’s sort of a personal hero of mine. There’s absolutely nothing more bad ass than boning a hot Coug before you hit 20.

3. Jim Stark (James Dean) – Rebel Without a Cause
James Dean planted the flag early on what it meant to be a bad ass teen. Jim Stark was a teen that every women wearing figure-restrictive undergarments wanted to be with and every dude wanted to be. And you couldn’t beat him. Just ask Buzz… who’s attempt at wearing a bad ass jacket cost him his life. Oh, and if you want to be his little boy toy, man-friend you don’t end up so well either.

2. Jason “J.D.” Dean (Christina Slater) – Heathers
Now I don’t support murder at all… and after Columbine it pretty much guranteed there will never be another movie like Heathers that made this kind of behavior “bad ass”. Still… do you know anyone who was able to kill all the assholes at their school and make it seem like suicide? Nope… only a true bad ass can use a corn nut to kill.

1. Rudy (Ryan Lambert) – The Monster Squad
What did you expect? He strikes a match for his smoke on his Keds. He bullies the bullies. He peeping toms on your hot sister and he nails vampire chicks with wooden stakes. Rudy even taught that fat putz Horace how to stand up and be bad ass. If you haven’t learned this valuable life lession yet… I will allow this video clip from Geekscape Episode 10: Geekscape X-treme to do the speaking for me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hckgneUr10

Now don’t you want to go back to High School and try that again?