While gamers in North America get to enjoy all the uncensored glory of the new South Park game, The Stick of Truth, the European market gets to stare at an image of Michaelangelo’s David statue with some colorful flavor text describing the scene.

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Australia is not to be left out of the censorship follies for South Park: The Stick of Truth either. Instead of Michaelangelo’s David statue, Aussies will gaze upon an image of a crying koala. I’m sure our foreign friends will find it easy to view the scene in question with the amount of streams of South Park: The Stick of Truth that will flood Twitch.tv this week.

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Briefly: Every time I see another trailer for South Park: The Stick of Truth, I get more and more excited for it… and then it gets delayed again. But now that the game has gone gold, and has an official, final release date of March 4th, you’re pretty well safe to get excited again. The game looks awesome, the dialogue is hilarious, the voice acting is perfect, and you’re basically inside of a freaking episode.

Today, Ubisoft debuted 13 minutes of new gameplay for the game, which shows our introduction to the new kid, and his introduction to the various residents of South Park. The video is well worth watching, and definitely gives us a great idea of what to expect from the title.

Take a look at the video below, and let us know what you think. South Park: The Stick of Truth will launch on PS3, Xbox 360, and PC on March 4th.

In their latest adventure, the boys embark on a quest to the Inn of the Giggling Donkey, an infamous tavern that harbors the scum of all the realm.

 

There, it is believed the famed Bard guards the hallowed stick of truth. In order to defeat the Bard’s followers, you’ll have to throw everything you have at the enemy, including dodge balls and farts. Poison your foes with your flatulence, and refill your mana with burritos.

 

Along with your party member Butters and his legendary hammer of justice, play through the most outrageous turn-based live-action role-playing adventure that could only come from the creators of South Park. This is South Park: The Stick of Truth.

Briefly: Ubisoft’s long awaited RPG, South Park: The Stick of Truth, has been delayed to 2014.

It seems as though Ubisoft is having a hard time making release dates this year, as early last month the publisher delayed Watch Dogs to 2014, and also pushed The Crew back an entire quarter.

Ubisoft has also debuted a new gameplay video for the game, clocking in at a cool 7-minutes, and showing off some pretty fantastic-looking moments. I’m not a big South Park fan myself (the show is hilarious, I just haven’t made a point to watch it), but the game should definitely be worth checking out.

Take a look at the new video below, and let us know what you think! South Park: The Stick of Truth is now set to release on March 4th, 2014.

http://youtu.be/46Gfksqw1uw

In their latest adventure, the boys embark on a quest to the Inn of the Giggling Donkey, an infamous tavern that harbors the scum of all the realm.

 

There, it is believed the famed Bard guards the hallowed stick of truth. In order to defeat the Bard’s followers, you’ll have to throw everything you have at the enemy, including dodge balls and farts. Poison your foes with your flatulence, and refill your mana with burritos.

 

Along with your party member Butters and his legendary hammer of justice, play through the most outrageous turn-based live-action role-playing adventure that could only come from the creators of South Park. This is South Park: The Stick of Truth.