May 27 marks the grand opening of a new “land” in Disney’s Animal Kingdom Park at Walt Disney World: Pandora – The World of Avatar. Yes, it has been nearly ten years since James Cameron’s film, Avatar, which served as inspiration for the area, hit theaters but Disney is ready breath new life into the title and the movie’s world, Pandora. Loaded with two new attractions along with a variety of dining and shopping options, Pandora looks to be a something that sci-fi fans have dreamt of.

As you would expect from Disney, entering Pandora is an immersive experience. It is designed to make guests feel as though they truly have entered an alien planet. Pandora is “set” long after the conflict seen in the movie and the Na’vi and humans live in are now living in peace. Guests can look forward to seeing the world’s floating mountains (complete with waterfalls) and bioluminescent flora as they explore.

I know you want to hear more about the attraction so we will touch on those first. Also, I want to note that FastPass+ is available for booking for both of these attractions, provided you are visiting on or after May 27.

What I imagine to be the “E-ticket” attraction is the Avatar Flight of Passage. The thrill ride employs 3D and other special effects to give guests the feeling of riding their very own mountain banshee over the terrain of Pandora.

Pandora’s second attraction, Na’vi River Journey, can be seen in this article’s header image. The slow-moving boat ride provides up-close views of some the planet’s flora and fauna. The ride reaches its climax as the Na’vi Shaman of Songs performs a ceremony. This Audio-Animatronic figure is to scale with “real” Na’vi and measures over ten feet tall from a standing position.

Exploring Pandora is sure to build up an appetite. That is where the Satu’li Canteen located in the Valley of Mo’ara. Seeing as how you are in an alien territory, the food is certain to look a little different than what you might be used to and trust me, it does.

You can check out the full menu here but expect plenty of steamed buns (there is even a deconstructed cheeseburger one) and boba in places it has no business being. There are also several rice bowls and for the picky eaters, a less adventurous children’s menu. If all you want is a sip of something, you should check out Pongu Pongu, a specialty drink location.

So you rode rides, you ate food, what else is there? Well, shopping, of course! At Windtraders, guests will have the opportunity to view and hopefully purchase Avatar-themed products. Pandora will be the only place to buy these items. A nifty detail reported by WDW News Today is that unlike the rest of the property, Pandora will not have Disney Parks brands on their receipts and bags so as to maintain the feeling of being somewhere foreign. These items will instead carry the logo of Alpha Centauri Expeditions.

It looks as though this policy also carries over to their new merchandise. A quick look at the packaging for the new Na’vi Translator displays the Alpha Centauri Expeditions (or A.C.E.) logo in the upper right corner. We will be seeing many more of items with that image in the near future.

Disney will be churning out several new items that will interact with the world of Pandora. Remember how the landscape is bioluminescent? Imagine special shoes, and faux weapons (think spears and staves) that react to their environment. I am particularly intrigued the activity called “Banshee Connect,” in which guests can be matched to and bond with a robotic plush of the mountain banshees found in the Flight of Passage attraction. There will also be 3-D printing service called D-Tech “Avatar Me” that transforms guests into their Avatar counterparts and then prints out the result as a three-dimensional statuette.

What part of Pandora are you most excited to experience?

[sources: WDW News Today, Disney Parks Blog]

Briefly: I knew that our resident Muppet Historian, Matthew Kelly, was headed to Walt Disney World soon, and me being the Disney addicted man child that I am, I wanted to share all of the new stuff at the parks. Too much to text, I told Jonathan that I would be submitting an article about it. Here’s an excerpt from our daily staff emails.

Jonathan: We will also see a rousing article from BigYanks. What’s it called, Yanks?
Danny: It’s called “A Salute to All Things Disney, But Mostly The Muppets”.
Jonathan: Yanks, are you ready with that article?
Danny: It’s a glorious three-volume book!
Jonathan: You got a six paragraph limit.

The Muppets might be down, but they aren’t out yet.

The Muppets entered into a resurgence with the surprise hit of ‘The Muppets’ movie in 2011 written by Jason Segal. So of course the next logical thing Disney did was went ahead and green lit a sequel. This time with no Jason Segal ‘Muppets Most Wanted’ fell flat and wasn’t so well received. The film didn’t match any of the hype, charm or fandom of the first film. But still The Muppets where still in the spotlight and Disney gave the brand a second chance and went ahead with a television pilot.

The announcement of ‘The Muppets’ television show got the fans up in a frenzy and excited for something fresh. The show was being developed by Muppet Journeyman and ‘Big Bang Theory’ Co-Creator, Bill Pardy. The show brought the gang back taking on more adult themes that were similar to that of The Office and Larry Sanders Show. This left some die hards unsure what to think of it and the show was met with very mixed reviews. Some parents were even outraged that show wasn’t accessible to younger audience members, failing to realize this was a primetime show on a network, not the Disney Chanel. Even with plot changes made to try and bring the viewers it was too little too late and ABC cancelled it at the end of the season.

The Muppet’s Disney future was looking bleak.

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Now news of Star Wars Land and Toy Story Land at Disney’s Hollywood Studio were announced and rumors were swirling of what areas would be razed to make space. With ‘Muppets Vision 3D’ in close proximity of Star Tours it felt inevitable that the Muppets may have met their match at the theme parks. Then it was announced that the The Muppets were indeed staying and getting its own area at the park. The are would getting refurbished along with a name change, Welcome to ‘Muppets Courtyard’. One of the first changes coming soon is the conversion of the old ‘Toy Story Pizza Planet’ into the Muppets themed ‘PizzeRizzo’. The backstory being that Rizzo and has vast amount of family members are running the restaurant much like his French cousin Remy. With no other news of the fate of the remaining structures in the area, i’m hoping for an overhaul. If we can only get a updated ‘Muppet Vision 3D’ attraction similar to that of ‘Soarin’ over at EPCOT. That show is feeling very dated and the theater could use some sprucing up. This attraction was also the only way to see a living Muppet. It being a 4-D Attraction, Sweetums would make a quick appearance while the gang searched for Bean Bunny. Hopefully we can now get the characters back for meet and greets.

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In another surprise move by Disney, they announced this fall, the Muppets will be at the Magic Kingdom Park, where they’ll take part in an all-new live show, “The Muppets Present… Great Moments in American History.”  The show will feature Sam Eagle, Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, The Great Gonzo and James Jefferson, the town crier of Liberty Square. They gather outside The Hall of Presidents to present historical tales as only they can. From the midnight ride of Paul Revere to the signing of the Declaration of Independence, the Muppets appear throughout the day to share with Guests, their own unique take on the founding fathers and the birth of the United States of America. The Shows had their debuts this week and were met with high praise for keeping with the ideology of the Liberty Square area  in a hysterical fashion.

Just one day later, the powers that be decided to dust off the cobwebs out of an old fan favorite and brought back the ‘Muppets Mobile Lab’ over at EPCOT. The mobile interactive show stars Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and his lab assistant Beaker. The characters come to life by interacting with the crowd in simple hysterical experiments all at the expense of Beaker of course.

With such an unexpected push by the company at the theme parks the future is looking bright now for The Muppets. There is no denying that there is some money to be made with the brand but they were striking out in the movies and television department, the next logical step would be to bring back the nostalgia via appearances at the parks. I’m so ecstatic to be able to go back to the parks and catch a real life glimpse of the muppets. Heres to hoping that things take off and we get even more of The Muppets including photo-ops and special events.

Besides fan blogs’ accounts of constructions at Walt Disney World’s Animal Kingdom, news of progress on Pandora, the upcoming area in Walt Disney World’s Animal Kingdom themed to James Cameron’s AVATAR, have been few and far between. Okay, they have been pretty much nonexistent. The Official Disney Parks Blog finally posted some snippets and photos earlier today and I must say I am disappointed.

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Let’s be honest: the “buzz” surrounding AVATAR has all but fizzled out. I get that company money is a tad scarce lately (blame Shanghai Disneyland) but they really should have put more focus on opening this “land” sooner. And to make matters worse, these images of ambitious concepts are making the already far-off 2017 opening window look unrealistic.

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Don’t get me wrong; I would love to be proven incorrect about Pandora. I am a huge Disney fan and fervently want the Parks to succeed. But I can’t see this business move as anything but a mistake.

Am I completely off-base? Let us know your thoughts in the comments!