I literally can’t even right now. When I read TimeOut New Yorks 100 Best Movies of All Time, I was intrigued. Their progression was interesting (though personally I’d have a couple of these at different places on the list), a little bit “hipster”, but all and all made sense. Then I got to the number one spot. Tootsie.

I sat and stared at the number one listing. I read the film title over and over again. I understood the words that I was reading, but they just didn’t make sense. Tootsie.

I could smell the smoke from my brain. A movie about a cross-dressing Dustin Hoffman (currently with an IMDB rating of 7.4) beat out films like Raging Bull (8.3) and Pulp Fiction (8.9). Tootsie.

It’s arguably not a BAD movie, per-say, but THE best movie of all time? Tootsie.

Here is TimeOut’s entire list. What are your thoughts? Would you make any changes to this list?

1. Tootsie          
2. The Godfather           
3. A Woman Under the Influence      
4. Cinema Paradiso      
5. To Kill a Mockingbird          
6. The Godfather Part 2          
7. Annie Hall
8. Boogie Nights
9. The Red Shoes
10. Taxi Driver    
11. Dog Day Afternoon  
12. Goodfellas     
13. Withnail and I                      
14. Kes     
15. The Wizard of Oz
16. On the Waterfront   
17. The Shining
18. Breaking the Waves 
19. Pulp Fiction   
20. Gladiator                   
21. La Haine
22. Jaws   
23. Raging Bull                
24. Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf                   
25. Some Like It hot                   
26. Fargo 
27. Rosemary’s Baby                  
28. The Night of the Hunter
29. Chinatown    
30. The Apartment
31. La Vie en Rose
32. There Will Be Blood 
33. All About Eve
34. Life is Beautiful        
35. Apocalypse Now                   
36. The Philadelphia Story
37. The Sting
38. Waiting for Guffman
39. Citizen Kane
40. Singin’ in the Rain    
41. Festen
42. The Lives of Others              
43. American Beauty      
44. Leon (The Professional)      
45. A Star is Born
46. Casablanca
47. A Matter of Life and Death
48. An American in Paris
49. Mean Streets
50. The Empire Strikes Back
51. The Turin Horse
52. The Princess Bride
53. This is England
54. The Royal Tenenbaums
55. Gone With the Wind
56. Midnight Cowboy     
57. Nil By Mouth 
58. Requiem for a Dream          
59. All That Jazz  
60. Truly Madly Deeply
61. Harold and Maude   
62. Notorious                  
63. Being There  
64. A Clockwork Orange
65. It’s a Wonderful Life
66. The Sacrifice
67. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest              
68. Monster         
69. A Streetcar Named Desire               
70. Blade Runner
71. The Thin Red Line
72. The General
73. The Third Man
74. Amour
75. Tender Mercies                    
76. Tokyo Story
77. Star Wars
78. A Room for Romeo Brass
79. Scenes From a Marriage      
80. Naked
81. The Goonies
82. Brazil 
83. Hidden          
84. The Deer Hunter      
85. The Piano      
86. The Grand Budapest hotel              
87. Carmen Jones
88. The African Queen
89. The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
90. Y Tu Mama Tambien           
91. The Hustler   
92. Sophie’s Choice        
93. Whiplash                   
94. Love Actually
95. Close Encounters of the Third Kind          
96. Paris, Texas   
97. Persona
98. Crimes and Misedemeanours
99. The Great Beauty     
100.  Schindler’s List

It’s that time again!  Every once in a while an outlet or website will release a top, or best of, list of films that the internet will argue over.  BBC Culture is the culprit this time and has complied a list containing the 100 Greatest American Films as voted on by film critics from across the globe.  Each critic was asked to submit a top 10 and each slot was weighed.  The usual suspects (not THAT Usual Suspects, sorry Bryan) are of course on the list- Star Wars, Jaws, Back to the Future, The Godfather, Citizen Kane (number one on the list), etc.

BBC Cultures Top 100 American Films:

100. Ace in the Hole (Billy Wilder, 1951)
99. 12 Years a Slave (Steve McQueen, 2013)
98. Heaven’s Gate (Michael Cimino, 1980)
97. Gone With the Wind (Victor Fleming, 1939)
96. The Dark Knight (Christopher Nolan, 2008)
95. Duck Soup (Leo McCarey, 1933)
94. 25th Hour (Spike Lee, 2002)
93. Mean Streets (Martin Scorsese, 1973)
92. The Night of the Hunter (Charles Laughton, 1955)
91. ET: The Extra-Terrestrial (Steven Spielberg, 1982)
90. Apocalypse Now (Francis Ford Coppola, 1979)
89. In a Lonely Place (Nicholas Ray, 1950)
88. West Side Story (Robert Wise and Jerome Robbins, 1961)
87. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (Michel Gondry, 2004)
86. The Lion King (Roger Allers and Rob Minkoff, 1994)
85. Night of the Living Dead (George A Romero, 1968)
84. Deliverance (John Boorman, 1972)
83. Bringing Up Baby (Howard Hawks, 1938)
82. Raiders of the Lost Ark (Steven Spielberg, 1981)
81. Thelma & Louise (Ridley Scott, 1991)
80. Meet Me in St Louis (Vincente Minnelli, 1944)
79. The Tree of Life (Terrence Malick, 2011)
78. Schindler’s List (Steven Spielberg, 1993)
77. Stagecoach (John Ford, 1939)
76. The Empire Strikes Back (Irvin Kershner, 1980)
75. Close Encounters of the Third Kind (Steven Spielberg, 1977)
74. Forrest Gump (Robert Zemeckis, 1994)
73. Network (Sidney Lumet, 1976)
72. The Shanghai Gesture (Josef von Sternberg, 1941)
71. Groundhog Day (Harold Ramis, 1993)
70. The Band Wagon (Vincente Minnelli, 1953)
69. Koyaanisqatsi (Godfrey Reggio, 1982)
68. Notorious (Alfred Hitchcock, 1946)
67. Modern Times (Charlie Chaplin, 1936)
66. Red River (Howard Hawks, 1948)
65. The Right Stuff (Philip Kaufman, 1965)
64. Johnny Guitar (Nicholas Ray, 1954)
63. Love Streams (John Cassavetes, 1984)
62. The Shining (Stanley Kubrick, 1980)
61. Eyes Wide Shut (Stanley Kubrick, 1999)
60. Blue Velvet (David Lynch, 1986)
59. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (Miloš Forman, 1975)
58. The Shop Around the Corner (Ernst Lubitsch, 1940)
57. Crimes and Misdemeanors (Woody Allen, 1989)
56. Back to the Future (Robert Zemeckis, 1985)
55. The Graduate (Mike Nichols, 1967)
54. Sunset Boulevard (Billy Wilder, 1950)
53. Grey Gardens (Albert and David Maysles, Ellen Hovde and Muffie Meyer, 1975)
52. The Wild Bunch (Sam Peckinpah, 1969)
51. Touch of Evil (Orson Welles, 1958)
50. His Girl Friday (Howard Hawks, 1940)
49. Days of Heaven (Terrence Malick, 1978)
48. A Place in the Sun (George Stevens, 1951)
47. Marnie (Alfred Hitchcock, 1964)
46. It’s a Wonderful Life (Frank Capra, 1946)
45. The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (John Ford, 1962)
44. Sherlock Jr (Buster Keaton, 1924)
43. Letter from an Unknown Woman (Max Ophüls, 1948)
42. Dr Strangelove (Stanley Kubrick, 1964)
41. Rio Bravo (Howard Hawks, 1959)
40. Meshes of the Afternoon (Maya Deren and Alexander Hammid, 1943)
39. The Birth of a Nation (DW Griffith, 1915)
38. Jaws (Steven Spielberg, 1975)
37. Imitation of Life (Douglas Sirk, 1959)
36. Star Wars (George Lucas, 1977)
35. Double Indemnity (Billy Wilder, 1944)
34. The Wizard of Oz (Victor Fleming, 1939)
33. The Conversation (Francis Ford Coppola, 1974)
32. The Lady Eve (Preston Sturges, 1941)
31. A Woman Under the Influence (John Cassavetes, 1974)
30. Some Like It Hot (Billy Wilder, 1959)
29. Raging Bull (Martin Scorsese, 1980)
28. Pulp Fiction (Quentin Tarantino, 1994)
27. Barry Lyndon (Stanley Kubrick, 1975)
26. Killer of Sheep (Charles Burnett, 1978)
25. Do the Right Thing (Spike Lee, 1989)
24. The Apartment (Billy Wilder, 1960)
23. Annie Hall (Woody Allen, 1977)
22. Greed (Erich von Stroheim, 1924)
21. Mulholland Drive (David Lynch, 2001)
20. Goodfellas (Martin Scorsese, 1990)
19. Taxi Driver (Martin Scorsese, 1976)
18. City Lights (Charlie Chaplin, 1931)
17. The Gold Rush (Charlie Chaplin, 1925)
16. McCabe & Mrs Miller (Robert Altman, 1971)
15. The Best Years of Our Lives (William Wyler, 1946)
14. Nashville (Robert Altman, 1975)
13. North by Northwest (Alfred Hitchcock, 1959)
12. Chinatown (Roman Polanski, 1974)
11. The Magnificent Ambersons (Orson Welles, 1942)
10. The Godfather Part II (Francis Ford Coppola, 1974)
9. Casablanca (Michael Curtiz, 1942)
8. Psycho (Alfred Hitchcock, 1960)
7. Singin’ in the Rain (Stanley Donen and Gene Kelly, 1952)
6. Sunrise (FW Murnau, 1927)
5. The Searchers (John Ford, 1956)
4. 2001: A Space Odyssey (Stanley Kubrick, 1968)
3. Vertigo (Alfred Hitchcock, 1958)
2. The Godfather (Francis Ford Coppola, 1972)
1. Citizen Kane (Orson Welles, 1941)

With these lists, it’s always interesting to me how many modern films are able to claw their way on.  On this particular list, only six films made the list from the past 15 years- Dark Knight, 25th Hour (GREAT damn movie if you haven’t seen it), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Muholland Drive, Tree of Life (eat that haters!), and 12 Years a Slave.  I don’t disagree with any of these choices but there are several films from the 2000’s that I find worthy of a list like this such as The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, No Country for Old Men, and so on.  For some reason, critics see it as a stigma if modern movies pop up on lists like these and I never understood it.

Heath Ledger

Speaking of No Country for Old Men, where are the Coen brothers on this list?  Ace in the Hole, 12 Years a Slave?  These are great films but there are several Coen brothers movies I would slot above those (Millers Crossing, No Country, Blood Simple).  Also, no love for Paul Thomas Anderson?  Perhaps the best filmmaker working today?  I love Eyes Wide Shut, thought I was one of the few but guess not- see you guys in therapy, but I would much rather see Magnolia or There Will be Blood on this list.

Besides those caveats, and that fact that animated films were shafted other than Lion King, there really isn’t too much complain about with the list.  Is there any film you were disappointed to see didn’t make the list?