Just in case you’re dragging ass this Friday in anticipation of the weekend, Geekscape Axel Braun has sent us an exclusive first look at the ‘This Aint The Expendables XXX’ trailer to get you at attention!

This one is an exclusive for the next few hours and IS SAFE FOR WORK, so pass it around to all of your action hungry friends and enjoy! Obviously, being real men here at Geekscape, the actual Expendables was like porn to us… but why not add some hot ladies to the action for the full effect?

Thanks for the exclusive, Axel!

In a world full of crimpers and side-ponytails, Kyle Reese (Brendon Miller) and Sarah Connor (Bailey Blue) fight side by side to bring down the Terminator (Dick Delaware) in this yet to be released Hustler film, This Ain’t The Terminator XXX.

Through awkward mishaps and a high body count, will Kyle and Sarah be able to link access ports long enough to produce John Connor?  What happens when The Terminator receives his very first lap dance?  Exactly how many Sarah Connors are there in Los Angeles?  These questions and more will be answered in The Terminator XXX!

The Terminator XXX also stars Julez Ventura, Billy Glide, Alex Gonz, and Julia Ann.