Well, we’d been asking for a while—when is poor Sgt. Wu going to get looped in? And, boy, did he get looped in. And not in the way we were expecting.

This week’s episode of Grimm, “Mommy Dearest,” started off with Adalind and Meisner in their very Grimm-Fairy-Tales-esque cabin in the woods. Adalind is in labor and Meisner is adding ‘midwife’ to his list of (fairly impressive) skills.

Adalind (Claire Coffee) in labor with the Royal baby.
Adalind (Claire Coffee) in labor with the Royal baby.

After throwing some cups and things about the room, Baby Girl is born—and Adalind is back to her Hexenbiest form.

Pregnancy is a Theme, Apparently

Then we jump to Dana (Tess Paras), also pregnant, cleaning up after dinner and bantering with her husband, Sam (Alain Uy). He goes to get her pre-natal meds, and she goes to bed.

A Golemn-esque type creatures climbs up Dana’s tree, through her window, and then, its tongue whips out, winds through the room and INTO HER BELLY.

INTO HER BELLY.

HER PREGNANT BELLY.

Way to up the nastiness, Grimm.

A neighbor hears Dana’s screams, runs in, and saves her.

INTO HER BELLY. That's where the baby is, people!
INTO HER BELLY. That’s where the baby is, people!

Finally, an Episode All About Wu

Next we go to Sgt. Wu and his partner having dinner in the police car when the calls comes over the radio—turns out Wu knows Dana. he throws out the food and turns the car around, siren’s blaring.

Wu rushes over to find her unconscious, bleeding from her belly. She comes to just long enough to whisper “Aswang.”

Nick and Hank show up and find claw marks on the window frame and the tree outside—which makes Nick think it could be Wesen.

Apparently Wu is close friends with Dana—since childhood—and they moved to Portland at his recommendation, so he feels responsible.

GRIMM -- "Mommy Dearest" Episode 314 -- Pictured: Reggie Lee as Sgt. Wu -- (Photo by: Scott Green/NBC)
GRIMM — “Mommy Dearest” Episode 314 — Pictured: Reggie Lee as Sgt. Wu — (Photo by: Scott Green/NBC)

At the hospital, they discover that almost all of Dana’s amniotic fluid was drained, but that she and the baby are okay. Also, Dana was drugged with some kind of sedative. Sam was at the CVS when the attack happened, but Nick and Hank are still suspicious.

Also, it becomes pretty clear that Wu’s feelings for Dana are definitely not just ‘friendly.’ Poor Wu!

Juliette shows up for a minute to tell Hank and Nick that the claw marks could be any large animal (thanks!) but then brings up the salient point of the episode: if it is Wesen, how are they going to tell Wu?

Nick’s response? “We lie.”

Cause that has worked out so well in the past.

Sam, played by Alian Yu, morphs into an Aswang as he talks to family. Courtesy of NBC Universal.
Sam, played by Alain Uy, morphs into an Aswang as he talks to family.
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Of Course You Married an Aswang

Wu leaves Sam and Dana alone at the hospital, and Sam—closing the door behind him—calls Manila (here’s hoping he using a VoIP service or his phone bill’s gonna bankrupt him).

His brother answers, and they discuss that ‘she’ is in Portland. Sam says he can’t ‘do this’ to Dana, and then shifts into the same grey-golemn looking Aswang creature.

Shift to Wu, sleeping in his apartment. He is dreaming about finding Dana on the floor, bloody, saying ‘Aswang,’ and then shifts to child-Wu listening to his grandmother telling him a story about a demon which eats babies. Then an Aswang flies at him from the ceiling (ACK) and he wakes up.

Back in the woods of Austria, Meisner makes sure Adalind is asleep and calls Renard. After a brief (and touching) moment where Renard learns the baby is a girl, Meisner and Renard have another ‘you’re not safe! You can’t stay there! Stop calling me! conversation. Their whole relationship is like a Muse song.

Dana, played by Tess Paras, recovering from her attack. Courtesy of NBC Universal.
Dana, played by Tess Paras, recovering from her attack. Courtesy of NBC Universal.

Why is it Always Valerian Root?

Hank and Nick can’t find any dirt on Sam, but get a call from the hospital telling them that Dana is awake. Off they go.

Wu visits his cousin (who apparently runs a restaurant), and asks him if he remembers stories about Aswang. He does (drugs the mom, eats the fetus…ew). The cousin also remembers Dana—and it’s made clear that Wu has had a torch for Dana for a while.

At the hospital, Dana doesn’t remember anything about the attack, except the pain. Wu shows up in time to hear that the doctor found valerian root (a natural sedative) in her system—which is in line with the Aswang lore.

Wu almost tells Nick and Hank about the Aswang theory, but doesn’t.

Sam is cleaning up the bedroom (i.e. scene of the crime) when his brother in Manila calls him back. Brother tells him that ‘she’ is in Portland, at the Victory Motel, room 117.

As Sam leaves, he runs into Wu. Wu wants to look at the bedroom again, Sam won’t let him. Wu runs the Aswang theory by Sam, who brushes him off. Things get a little tense—and Wu begins to think Sam is a suspect.

They can always count on Monroe (Silas Weir Mitchell) and Rosalee (Bree Turner)? Courtesy of NBC.
They can always count on Monroe (Silas Weir Mitchell) and Rosalee (Bree Turner)
Courtesy of NBC.

To the Spice Shop!

At the spice shop, Rosalee and Monroe go over Valerian root and ancient rituals involving amniotic fluid and youth with Hank and Nick. They all decide to go to the trailer to see what they can find out.

Sam goes to the Victory hotel to meet the mysterious ‘her’—who turns out to be his mother, Lani (Fredo Foh Shen). Apparently, if you’re Aswang, and you’re the eldest son, your firstborn is ‘owed’ to your mother, who consumes it while still in the womb, to preserve her life.

Kudos to Sam, he’s not having any of it. “People die, Mom.” He says. Her response? “You can have other babies.”

Ew. Blech. Ew.

He gives her a plane ticket back to Manila and tells her to go home, and leaves.

After he leaves, she morphs into Aswang form and tears the ticket into shreds. So probably not going back to Manila, then.

It's gotta be bigger on the inside... Courtesy of NBC Universal

It’s gotta be bigger on the inside…
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To the Trailer for More…Research…

Wu is helping Dana pack at the hospital—where Sam isn’t—and he embraces Dana when she admits that she is scared to go back home. Sam walks in on the embrace, leading to him taking Wu out into the hall for a ‘she’s my wife, not yours, leave us alone’ conversation.

Sam also conveniently tells Wu that Sam’s mom is in town and where she’s staying. Making Wu wonder why Sam’s mom isn’t staying with Sam and Dana.

At the trailer, we get our usual fact-finding research scene, but this one has the best lines of the episode:

Hank: Do we have to start at the beginning?

Monroe: Yeah, can’t we just skip to the ‘and then I cut off his head’ part.

Nick: Snuck down putrid alley…fetid smell of blood, blah, blah…cut of it’s h—okay, too far.

HA.

So they find out it’s an Aswang, and what an Aswang does (including making a tick-tick sound, which a witness at the scene reported hearing), and then they have a ‘tell Wu or don’t tell Wu conversation, where they decide not to tell Wu, as it’s just too freaky and they don’t know how he’ll take it.

Sidenote: At this point we had a very loud conversation with the TV where we attempted to sway the argument being had by imaginary characters. OF COURSE YOU SHOULD TELL WU.

Sheesh.

Friendzoned

Sam and Dana have a little heart to heart about what is going between Wu and Sam, as she can tell they’re mad at each other. Sam doesn’t understand why she’s still friends with him, because it’s awkward (yeah…) to which she says he’s always been such a good friend to her….

Poor Wu.  Courtesy of icanhazcheezeburger.com
Poor Wu.
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Wu goes back to the station and tells Nick and Hank that Sam’s mother is in town and where she’s saying. Wu confides in Hank and Nick that he thinks Sam might be guilty, and that he might be staging the attack to look like an Aswang.

Nick calls it ‘quite a theory’—Hank almost tells Wu the truth, but at the last minute chickens out.

Yeah, they sorta had this look on their faces as Wu walked away. Courtesy of NBC Universal.
Yeah, they sorta had this look on their faces as Wu walked away.
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Just Calling My Married Friend While I Sit Outside Her House…

Wu—in full kinda-stalk-ery mode—sits outside Dana’s house in his car. He sees Lani show up in a cab, go behind the tree in the front yard, and then a creature climb up the tree.

Nick and Hank get to the motel, and find the torn plane ticket. The motel manager said Lani got into a cab—Hank calls the cab company and finds out Lani went to Sam and Dana’s.

Back at Sam and Dana’s, Sam hears scuffling in the hall—and mom ambushes him, pushing him down the stairs and knocking him out. Then she goes into the bedroom—as Lani—and sings Dana a lullaby until Dana goes to sleep.

Then it’s all full-Aswang-tongue into belly. Before she can do much damage, though, Wu runs in. He see Lani in her Aswang form and freaks out.

Lani attacks Wu, slashes him across the face—he can barely resist—when Nick crashes in and shoots her. As she dies, Lani morphs back into Lani.

Wu just stands there and repeats “It wasn’t her.” Over and over.

Sidenote: At this point Nick and Hank and the perfect moment to tell Wu he did see something, and it was real, and they DON’T, which MAKES NO SENSE, because clearly Wu is already suffering some severe mental stress.

Wu's face when he sees the Aswang. This is not a face of someone having a good day. Courtesy of NBC Universal.
Wu’s face when he sees the Aswang. This is not a face of someone having a good day.
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So Many Creepy Baby Things

Back to the cabin, Adalind is still sleeping, with the baby. Meisner tenderly strokes her hair, only to have it come alive and clench around his hand—and baby Girl opens her blood-red-super-creepy-CGI-eyes.

SUPER CREEPY EYES.

The two stare at each other for a moment before baby Girl relaxes Adalind’s hair around Meisner’s hand.

Back to Portland, where Nick and Hank are meeting Wu in a mental hospital. We were not expecting that—and we don’t like it. Not poor Wu! Why does it always happen to him?

Even with Wu in an institution, because he believes he’s crazy, because of what he saw, neither Nick nor Hank say anything about Wesen. Wu’s a hero, they say.

Wu says that’s nice, then turns away…right into an Aswang jumping at him

So that was also unexpected.

What did you think, fellow Grimms? Should they have told Wu? What do you think Adalind’s baby really is?

And what about next week? Egyptian Gods were Wesen–what?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGAvTLEb870

Grimm airs on NBC on Fridays at 10 p.m.

Grimm is back, and it picks up right where it left off (to refresh your memory, this was before Polar Vortexes or #sochiproblems)—Monroe’s parents, already freaked out by the whole marrying-a-Fuchsbau-thing, went full thermo-nuclear when they saw Nick—a Grimm.

Monroe (Silas Weir Mitchell) faces off against his father, Bart (Chris Mulkay) and mother, Alice (Dee Wallace), over marrying a Fuchsbau and being friends with a Grimm.
Monroe (Silas Weir Mitchell) faces off against his father, Bart (Chris Mulkay), and mother, Alice (Dee Wallace), over marrying a Fuchsbau and being friends with a Grimm.
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Parents Just Don’t Understand

Nick manages to fend off Papa Monroe—a ruggedly confused Chris Mulkey—and the elder Monroes spout off some fairly cliché we’re-so-disappointed-we-don’t-know-you-anymore and storm out.

Monroe and Nick have a mini-fight (a bro-row? Or bro-tiff?) and Nick leaves without telling Monroe about the whole scalping-seriel-killer.

Rosalee goes back to the spice shop to have a little crying jag, Monroe stares morosely at cuckoo clocks, and Nick ends up telling Juliette all about the cop-killing-spree. To which she appropriately replies ‘wow.’

Wow is right, oh she-of-the-slightly-getting-better-plot-points. Wow is right.

We leave the stunned Juliette, befuddled Nick, crying Rosalee and glum Monroe to a remote campfire, where our raging serial killer performs some sort of ritual involving a fire and flowing red ember, which he eats, causing his eyes to go all Wesen-red. Spooky. Definitely not a good guy.

Alexis Denisof as Prince Viktor Albert Wilhelm George Beckendorf. Courtesy of NBC Universal.
Alexis Denisof as Prince Viktor Albert Wilhelm George Beckendorf.
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To Europe!

Next is Vienna, where Prince Viktor (full name: Viktor Albert Wilhelm George Beckendorf, thank you IMDB!) played by Alexis Denisof (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Dollhouse) trying his best to be Evil–most of his scenes feel like they should end with him twirling his mustache and putting a bwa- in front of his cackles—anyway, Prince Viktor is watching a pregnant Adalind via remote camera and having secret meetings with Stefania. Not good. Very nefarious. We’re pretty sure Viktor and Stefania aren’t meeting to discuss nursery furniture.

The two agree that they need to move Adalind into the castle soon so that the baby is born there. No idea why this is important but it clearly is.  Also, Stefania has Adalind eating mandrake to hold off labor. Isn’t that poison??

Sebastian calls up Renard and tells him all about the happenings in the palace—including Adalind’s impending labor—and Renard starts snapping out orders. Call this person, talk to this person, get Adalind out of there! Fake your own death!

He’s interrupted by Hank and Sgt. Wu coming in to tell him that a student film caught our bad guy on tape—our first genuinely funny moment of the night. The rolled-eyes look Renard gives Hank is priceless as he sees the student film (zombies, ha!) and the muttered ‘seriously?’ is a tiny moment that shows why this show is so good.

Rosalee and Monroe, getting engaged. Courtesy of NBC UNiversal
Rosalee and Monroe, getting engaged.
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Don’t Worry, Baby

Monroe finds Rosalee at the Spice Shop and convinces her that she’s more important than his parents, despite her misgivings, and then decides to go have one final conversation with them, basically to say: ‘accept me or this is good-bye.’ While all of this feels a little ‘parent-drama-101’ it is a quiet subplot, beating a counterpoint—an almost-normal-type-of-life-situation–to the other events boiling up around them.

Back at the campfire, a Park Ranger pulls up to investigate crazy-scalper-man’s campsite. It’s deserted just long enough for the Ranger to call in the license plate and figure out he really shouldn’t be out in the woods alone when Scalper-man shows up. And his friend. Who knew he had a friend?? Can’t be good. The two voge and fall on the Ranger in a pride-of-lions sort of way. Not a good night for our Ranger.

The next morning, Monroe and Rosalie wake up to the sun and have a little Monroe-and-Rosalee-for-cutest-couple-ever moment before Monroe calls his mom (after he tells Rosalee ‘no one talks to you that way.’ Awww, Monroe!). Monroe tells his mother he’s coming over to ‘talk.’

At Nick’s and Juliette’s, Juliette stayed up all night being research-girl (does anyone else want Giles to show up and give a master class in how to properly research and hand out information??) and informs Nick about a how in 44 BC the Scythians considered hair to have mystical powers (think Samson and Delilah)—more scalps = more power on battlefield. Which we kind of already knew, didn’t we?

Juliette than lectures Nick on how serious it is that these super-powered Wesen are coming after him, and Nick gets called to the Ranger’s murder scene.

Monroe's parents pretty much had this look the whole episode. Courtesy of NBC UNviersal
Monroe’s parents pretty much had this look the whole episode.
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We Don’t Even Know You Anymore

Monroe gets to his parents hotel room and has it out with them about Rosalee and Nick. It ends with a ‘if you do this, you’re not our son anymore’ and Monroe leaves (a lovely bit of acting here by Silas Weir Mitchell—understated and heartfelt).

In Vienna, Adalind is woken up by Renard calling her to say that he’s sent people to take her someplace safe, as Viktor and Stefania have sent Verrat agents for her. He tells her he thinks the child is his, and that she needs to choose a side. The phone call is interrupted by a knocking at the door—it’s Sebastian and Meisner. The Verrat are also in the building so Sebastian goes to see if he can delay them while Meisner gets Adalind ready.

Sebastian calls Meisner to tell him the Verrat are on their way up, almost instantly there’s a knock on the door (fastest elevator ever).

Meisner takes off his shirt (hello!) and climbs into the bed (because illicit lover of a pregnant woman is preferable to Resistance-leader). The Verrat look ready to get violent and then—and this is where the episode got exciting—the baby killed them. The unborn baby hurled things (a pen…and something else, we weren’t sure what) through the air into their chest (Verrat #1) and eye (Verrat #2) and killed them.

Spooky.

Hank, Nick. Sgt. Wu and Renard find one body...in lots of pieces. Courtesy of NBC Universal.
Hank, Nick. Sgt. Wu and Renard find one body…in lots of pieces.
Courtesy of NBC Universal.

Into The Woods

In the woods outside of Portland, Nick, Sgt. Wu and Hank find the poor Ranger (in many bits—Grimm is really amping up the blood and gore) and realize there’s now two serial killers. Good times.

In the woods outside of Vienna (sensing a theme??) Sebastian, Meisner and Adalind speed along a highway, where the reveal they all (and Renard) work for the Resistance (which is soooo cool. We can’t decide whether to hum “Do You Hear the People Sing?” or “Vive La Resistance”). Meisner stops the car in the middle of nowhere, and he and Adalind hike into the woods. Clearly these people have never actually read any of the Grimm Fairy Tales.

Juliette stops by the Spice Shop to check in on Rosalee, ostensibly to offer moral support, but she also makes Monroe and Rosalee know about the case Nick is working on (though she does say multiple times that was not why she came…). The whole scalping-people-and-making-cloaks things gets Monroe’s hackles up (sorry, couldn’t resist the turn of phrase) because apparently it’s really serious. More than just people-getting-killed-en-masse-serious.

Monroe rushes out to get Nick, talking about the Caccia Morta, telling Nick to meet him at Monroe’s house—but not to bring Hank. Apparently it’s too dangerous for just normal, non-Wesen/non-Grimm types.

Meisner brings Adalind to a cabin in the middle of the woods (apparently it’s been in Meisner’s family for a long time…WHO IS MEISNER?? He’s rapidly becoming the most interesting thing in the show…and is it just us, or is there a Adalind/Meisner romance vibe happening??).

Stefania being dragged back to the castle.  Courtesy of NBC UNiversal
Stefania being dragged back to the castle.
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Something Rotten in House of Prince Viktor

Back at their hotel, Mama Monroe (Dee Wallace) surprises Papa Monroe (but not really any of us) by refusing to leave with him. She wants to try and understand Monroe, and doesn’t want to lose him.

Viktor drags Stefania to his Royal Plotting Room and blames her for Adalind escaping. She convinces him it was someone close to him who did the betrayal…and then they both stared menacingly into the air for a beat.

Mama Monroe (her name is Alice, apparently) goes to the Spice Shop and tries to befriend (kind of…) Rosalee. She eventually asks Rosalee if she would mind doing a Vertrautheiten (German for intimate, familiar), which apparently means doing a full Voge and sniffing each other…and it must have worked because they were both purring at the end.

Monroe gets home to meet Hank, only it’s Papa Monroe waiting for him on his porch (who’s name, IMDB tells us, is Bart), looking kind of lost and concerned. The two have it out over being friends with a Grimm for a little bit (including random, awkward flashback to the pilot episode—did Nick’s hair really look like that??) before Nick shows up.

Monroe tells Bart what they are up against—the Wildesheer—and Bart reacts by telling Monroe to run.

Because they do things like this.  Courtesy of NBC Universal.
Because they do things like this.
Courtesy of NBC Universal.

Time to Weapon Up

Nicks shows up, and he and Bart warily circle each other (literally) until Bart leaves, and then Monroe fills in Nick on the Wildesheer—or the Wild Hunt (including a great little moment where Monroe shows Nick his favorite story from childhood—the one where the Wildesheer tear a Grimm apart). The Wildesheer come on the heels of thunder and wind, as if ‘blown from the gates of Hell,’ and they gain strength from killing great warriors—and Monroe thinks they’re in Portland specifically for Nick.

Which means they use Nick as bait and pick a fight somewhere of their choosing. So, off Nick and Monroe go to the trailer to weapon up, as Bart watches from the woods.

At the trailer, Nick’s books offer a never-tried hypothesis on how to kill the Wildesheer—cut their hair. Monroe and Nick weapon up just as thunder crashes and the wind picks up.

Nick and Monroe go outside—and are attacked by two cloak-of-scalp wearing Wesen who are impervious to weapons of any kind.

It’s almost a draw, but then a third Wildesheer shows up, and it’s all going down hill—until Papa Monroe shows up. Nick is able to cut the bad guys hair while Monroe and Papa Monroe fight with them, which instantly kills the Wildesheer (though it looked like Nick scalped them–lots of blood–to which we say, doesn’t scalping kill everybody?).

Grimm has family counselor. Courtesy of NBC Universal.
Grimm has family counselor.
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Bad Moon Rising

Papa Monroe begrudgingly accepts Monroe’s friendship with Nick, and then Papa Monroe tells them that the story he heard from his Grandfather: that if the Wildesheers ever came back, something really bad would happen next. Something that would change the world.

Back to Adalind…warm, fed, flirting with Meisner a little. Suddenly gripped in terrible, terrible pain.

“I think it’s coming.” She says, before screaming.

Back to Monroe’s hosue, where Rosalee, Monroe, Mama & Papa Monroe and Nick and Julieette are having a very uncomfortable dinner. Nicks cutting up a ham and serving it. Juliette brings up the wedding (like she didn’t know it was sore point) and everyone Voges—causing Nick to stand up, knife in hand, and declare: “Everybody just calm down.” (The third best moment of the night. Grimm as family counselor….ha).

Best Lines of the Episode:

1.  Renard: “Seriously?”

2. Monroe: Not in that book, they’re supposed to win. (responding to Nick: Is there anything in here on how to kill them?)

3. Monroe: Ogre Gun.

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Would do you think, fellow Grimms? What is up with Adalind’s baby? And what is the terrible thing that’s going to happen? And what, exactly, is the Resistance?? What do you think of next week’s trailer (you can watch below)? Comment below and let us know!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOdty2mp4uY