What happens when a struggling hack writer collides with the dull necessities of modern society at the very moment when its systemic foundation cracks and unleashes hell on Earth? The answer is Cooties.

From the twisted minds of Leigh Whannell (co-creator of Saw and Insidious) and Ian Brennan (co-creator of Glee), Cooties is a horror comedy with unexpected laughs and unapologetic thrills. When a cafeteria food virus turns elementary school children into killer zombies, a group of misfit teachers must band together to escape the playground carnage. The film stars Elijah Wood (The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings), Rainn Wilson (The Office), and Alison Pill (The Newsroom) as teachers who fight to survive the mayhem while hilariously bickering in an uncomfortable love triangle on the worst Monday of their lives.

There’s a world that exists between terror and hilarity—Cooties is that world. Additionally, there is a world that exists between the mundane and the deadly—Cooties is also that world. Lest we forget, there is yet another world that lies between the shackles of huge studio budgets and the freedom doing just what you please with cell phone video—Cooties has a very nice summer cottage in that world.

So should you go see Cooties? Yes, it was a real hoot! (However, you might want to watch this safety video first.) I can see it easily connecting with audiences simply as a fun date movie—where your date squirms into your arms during several scenes—and/or, on the other end of the spectrum, as silly commentary on the American diet overall and poultry production specifically (see “Extra Credit” below).

The movie is chock-full of quotable lines and memorable moments—which, refreshingly, aren’t all given away in the trailer!

Admittedly, I can get a little squeamish with gross-out stuff and, while the opening title sequence—over How It’s Made type shots of a poultry processing facility—had me squirming deeper into my seat, it was the perfect setup for the movie. It sets the right tone from the first frame.

The basis for the horror, tainted chicken nuggets, is at once silly and frighteningly realistic. The chills, squirms and laughs are a very natural extension of this premise. The comedy is, at times, surprisingly sharp; hitting more often than it misses—and some asides and “throwaway” lines are so clever you may miss the jokes lurking below the surface joke. To the writers’ credit, many of them are “had to be there” laughs. Only when I was trying, in vain, to explain some nugget of hilarity did I discover the sneaky comedy and/or horror lying just underneath. (For example: When the vice-principal gives an offhand description of the silent office secretary as hilarious and then qualifies it with the explanation that she’s experienced a lot of tragedy some time ago. Funny on its own and then also “inside comedy” funny.) On the other side of the spectrum, there are plenty of sight-gags and fart jokes to go around.

My overall impression of the production was that I felt the limitations of the budget but it wasn’t constantly detracting from my enjoyment of the material—a successful B horror comedy. Hand in hand with this, the sense of this being a feature directing debut was also felt, providing some rough edges and unexpected choices, but again, more interesting than negative. I might describe it positively to my friends as “a sillier twist on the love child of The Faculty and Shaun of the Dead; which would sell me on it.

The cast is a really good ensemble but I think the standouts for me were the characters created by Leigh Whannell (Doug) and Nasim Pedrad (Rebekkah) who struggle with basic human interaction from vastly different perspectives. All of the characters aren’t merely misfit teachers, they’re misfit humans by societal standards, which can make them feel all the more relatable. I’m hoping there will be a bigger budget sequel where we can follow these more hardened characters struggling to survive in this hilariously scary new world.

One thing worth mentioning is that I enjoyed the setup of Jorge Garcia’s character and wish that he would’ve been integrated into the story more. I bring this up just to keep you from sitting there going, “When is that guy going to spring into action?!” He won’t—so don’t worry about it. Content yourself with being amused by him as he is.

As I’ve elluded to, I’m not really a fan of splatter-flicks or gross-out movies but I feel that this did a great job of walking up to that line and reaching across just enough to make its point without turning me off. (Oddly, a shot of a kid eating his booger may have gotten the biggest reaction out of me. Guess I haven’t been desensitised to that yet.) I was a little worried about what I’d gotten into with the entire intro title sequence but, by the end of the titles, I was fully engaged and not too grossed out.

I feel that Cooties successfully lived up to the premise it established—and while it may not have hit it totally out of the park, it rounded the bases in satisfying fashion. Grab your best guy or gal and go catch Cooties—just know that in short order you’ll be grabbing them even tighter with squeals and laughs.

EXTRA CREDIT:

Let John Oliver get you ready to go out and see Cooties tonight with this clip from Last Week Tonight:

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Quiet down now, class. Settle down. Now, I know that review on Cooties may have you worried—but there are some very simple steps you can take to make sure you stay safe. Lionsgate has been kind enough to send us some tips to keep in mind. So pay attention to this video and be sure to catch Cooties, September 18th in theaters and on-demand. Roger!—I said hush up now and listen to Jack McBrayer!

https://youtu.be/NQgBDwnD3bM

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My aunt’s old house used to be on stilts. Well, it was less a house and more a studio apartment—a single large room with a slanted high roof so it looked like a little house. It was set off a few yards from the larger house built and owned by my grandparents. The stilts on my aunt’s little house kept it elevated above my grandfather’s open-air workshed underneath, which housed a multitude of powertools and sawhorses. Whenever I stayed overnight at my grandparent’s house, I usually slept in the stilthouse, which had a tendency to sway and creak in the nightly Texas winds.

My family on my mother’s side was always interested in scaring my brothers and me. The stilthouse with its late-night swaying over a veritable bed of sharpened metal provided the perfect venue for such shenanigans. In addition to the ghost stories, urban legends, and threats that we could collapse at any given moment, my aunt and uncles rented movies that most would probably consider wildly inappropriate to watch with an 8-year-old boy. Those are some of my best memories.

During this time of late-80s home video, when VHS was still a relatively new thing, the more independent film companies would have to spend significant portions of their budgets on marketing. Film covers were usually more finely crafted than the films they advertised, and before the feature there were a number of trailers for similar films offered by that company. Empire Video, Image, Prism, Canon—all these companies had to outdo each other in the effort to get people to rent or buy their videos. One of those companies was Media Home Entertainment, and I believe it was before Day of the Dead that my youthful eyes were exposed to the trailer for a film that left me fascinated for another few years.

That trailer was for a film called Basket Case. “What is the secret Dwayne is hiding in the basket?” “What’s in the basket, Easter Eggs?” “What’s in the basket?” “What’s in the basket?” “Open it—if you dare!” It was a perfect example of what trailers seem to fail at these days: it was intriguing because of what it didn’t show. Dwayne’s conjoined twin brother Belial never made an appearance in that trailer, but we did hear some slurping and lip smacking from within. We saw people screaming. We knew that whatever was in the basket, it wasn’t Easter Eggs. I wouldn’t be able to actually see Basket Case until the early 90s, when it was re-released by Video Treasures. By that time, I was a bona fide horror junkie who had seen quite a number of films, and Basket Case was not a disappointment.

For those of you who don’t know, Basket Case is an odd horror comedy about a young man named Dwayne who moves into a filthy New York City apartment building carrying only a wad of cash and a mysterious picnic basket. His reasons for moving in and the contents of his basket are the subject of a lot of hearsay in the building. As it turns out, Dwayne is on a mission of vengeance with his twin brother Belial, who lives in the aforementioned basket. They were once conjoined twins who were separated against their wishes. They maintain a psychic rapport that keeps them in constant communication. In the course of carrying out their plans, Dwayne meets and falls for a doctor’s receptionist, much to Belial’s dismay.

This year, we celebrate the thirtieth birthday of a mutant lump of flesh we call Belial. He has won the hearts and minds of genre film fans since he first invaded the screens of cheap sleaze cinema. Basket Case was shot on 16mm film for around 35,000 dollars, which even in 1982 hardly qualified even as a shoestring budget. It has since become a talked-about cult favorite that has spawned two sequels and a number of releases, including a surprisingly gorgeous blu-ray transfer. It is just one film out of a countless parade of forgotten exploitation films that were created to fill grindhouse theaters of this era, so why does Basket Case have the longevity it currently enjoys?

I think a lot of it has to do with the sincerity of writer and director Frank Henenlotter. Whatever Henenlotter’s reasons, I am convinced he made the film that he wanted to see on screen, the film that was particularly suited to his own bizarre tastes. Although the material is outlandish and the budget relegates its production values to the realm of the laughable, the tone of the film and the performances delivered by its actors are played straight, without unnecessary camera winking. To some extent, Henenlotter and his cast and crew took this production more seriously than some of his peers.

While Kevin Van Hentenryck would never win any acting awards, he does deliver an affable and sympathetic lead character in Dwayne Bradley. His hair is a huge mess of curls, he is friendly with his neighbors, charming with his romantic interest, and he just wants to protect is brother—right? Without the charm of Van Hentenryck the audience would be less inclined to buy in to his story. While watching, I find out I care about what happens more than I usually do when watching exploitation flicks. There are so many mean-spirited people in this film that the few who show humanity really stand out. The scene in particular where Dwayne joins his neighbor Josephine for a few drinks at the bar and he drunkenly reveals his secret is particularly well written, and it makes the viewer sorry to see Josephine pulled into the madness.

The setting also has a lot to do with Basket Case’s success. As with Bloodsucking Freaks, Maniac, and New York Ripper, it chooses to take advantage of the sleaze and decadence of New York’s 42nd Street before it was ruined by Giuliani. This film, along with other exploitation pictures, would receive its theatrical presentation in the grindhouse theaters of the area it was depicting. This was exciting for the locals and, for those people in the suburbs, it would also present a depraved neighborhood that simultaneously accessed the fear of the inner city, vindicated their own prejudices, and inspired relief that they didn’t live there. Pretty good for a cheap sleaze flick.

The ultimate reason Basket Case remains a strong cult film is also the most simple: it delivers the goods. Sure he looks like a lump of latex and rubber, but just as Kermit the Frog brings life to a bit of felt, Belial brings life to the low budget effects that compose him. The stop motion work is amateurish, yet charming, and it reveals more effort by Henenlotter’s effects team than they probably had to do. The bizarre nature of the story and the violence on screen gives fans of films like this the excitement they are looking for. There is nudity, blood, and absolute weirdness—a true recipe for entertainment. Combine that with characters that one can root for and cult classic status is officially and deservedly achieved.

Those are my thoughts about Basket Case on its 30th anniversary. Many of you might wonder why I chose to dedicate the first three paragraphs to an anecdote that barely even mentions the film. Well, I believe a true dedication to a genre picture is lacking without something that shows just how much importance these crazy films possess. When I tried to think of Basket Case, that memory of sitting in the stilthouse came flooding back with all the force of a tsunami, and it was impossible not to write about it. That movie has been with me for essentially my whole life, a life that includes hosting a monster movie podcast called Monster Island Resort and directing the Horrible Imaginings Film Festival in San Diego—and for that I am grateful. Happy 30th to Basket Case! If you want a great double feature, get the blu-rays of Basket Case and Frank Henenlotter’s other classic feature Frankenhooker. And don’t forget to ask: what’s in the basket?

Miguel Rodriguez is the director of the Horrible Imaginings Film Festival, San Diego’s first film festival dedicated to macabre cinema and art and the host of the Monster Island Resort Podcast, the online radio show that goes bump in the night. He keeps old Godzilla vinyl figures and the ashes of his dead cat in his picnic basket.