The First Trailer For Baz Lurhmann’s “The Great Gatsby” Has Been Released…Ewwww

The first trailer for Baz Lurhmann’s take on The Great Gatsby has been released and it looks exactly as you’d figure it would look. It has bright colors, dancing and a bunch of modern music. You know, all spectacle and no substance. I’m not sure how many people have actually been clamoring for a new adaptation of F. Scott’s Fitzgerald’s classic novel. Alas, we will now be getting a new take on it (in 3D even) and it stars Leonardo DiCaprio, Toby Maguire, Carey Mulligan and Joel Edgarton.

The film opens December 25 and will no doubt ruin the holidays for anyone who pays to see it. Save yourself some money and read the book instead.