Teabag Prevention #21 – Isolation

by jake108

Tip # 1 – GET YOUR GUNS

 

Sniper Rifle

 

Rockets

Battle Rifle

 

Needler

 

Shotgun

 

TIP #2 – A VIEW FROM THE TOP

Isolation’s surface is fairly small. You can almost see the entire surface from just one point of the map. This would be on top of the roof that houses the Shotgun.

While equipped with a Battle Rifle, Sniper Rifle, Needler, or Rockets, this is the place to be. Though someone can have the advantage on you by shooting you first, be fast and have a power weapon handy so that even if they do score that advantage, you still have the drop on them. While at this position, you have every chance to be equipped for a great game of Knifey-Spooney. Just make sure you have a Knifey.

Note: Oppenents usually spawn on two sides of the map.

Here:

and here:

Those two opposite sides? Fairly symmetrical, so please keep that in mind while you’re penetrating their base. We have no comment on that last sentence. Move on. 

 

TIP # 3 – BUTTHOLES AND CURVES

Using a map to your advantage is crucial. It is very important that you know you’re surroundings – that way if you need to get out of a hot spot, you know where to go.

This one’s easy:

While you’re up by Shotgun spawn, and feel like you need to get out of there in a jiffy, drop down the “anus,” and lob some nades just in case they follow you. The “anus” starts at spot at the top (“A View From the Top) above Shotgun spawn, in the indentation in the wall. If you look down you will see a place to drop. Give that thing an enema and throw grenades into the colon when you see it opening back up to make sure all the poop is gone…Jeeeeeesus. 

By the spawn points, there are curved walls. Hide behind them if you’re being chased. Be sure to throw a couple of nades so that the enemy walks right on into them. This is a great place to recharge your (brooke) shields, but not to camp. 

If you’re being chased and are cornered into the same spot as above, you could also take the risk of jumping to the lower level.

 

While there, just make sure not to be near or around the opening at the bottom of the ramp. You will be a sitting duck for nades and Rockets. Always keep moving, like your girlfriend does to get away from you.

 

TIP # 4 – ENERGIZER IT UP

Below are a few hiding places worth noting for recharging your shields to do some killin’:

Keebler It Up:

 

 Blair Witch It Up:

 

 Batman It Up:

 

Things to Remember

 

  • Always keep moving
  • Use your surroundings to hide and recharge. Running will get you killed. Camping is never a good idea.
  • Work on your Battle Rifle game or else always have a Power Weapon with you during battle
  • Know Your Weapon Spawns, Weapon choices are extremely important on this map
  • Do NOT use the Mongoose for any reason – no matter how “sweet” your friend thinks it would be.

 

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