Can you believe that 2014 is coming to a close? In just a couple of days, we’ll abolish that dreaded four for ten more years, and a cool, clean, sexy five will take its place.

This year has been great for all types of media, so as always, we rounded up our ever-growing pool of writers to share with you our favourite things of 2014. This time, video games!!

Take a look at everyone’s top 5, top 10, or favourite game altogether below, and be sure to let us know yours in the comment section below!

Shane O’Hare

5. Destiny

A lot of people will probably say that this is one of their biggest disappointments of the year, alongside AC: Unity of course. Destiny didn’t deliver on its promises, and in all actuality is a pretty thin game. But I cannot stop playing it! The MMO Grind feels rewarding. Playing with friends is a fucking blast, and meeting new people to run the raids is awesome.

4.  Titanfall

This game came out with a bang. The game was polished and played perfectly on launch, and with most of the other AAA titles at the time having severe issues, Titanfall shone bright. The incredibly fast paced parkour action was exactly what I wanted in a title. It was an amazing break from the methodical matches of CS:GO. The incredible amount of free content that came alongside the expansions also show how dedicated Respawn is to the title.

3. Bioshock Infinite: Burial at Sea Episode 2

Not REALLY a full title, but any chance I can sing the praises of Bioshock: Infinite I will. You may remember Bioshock: Infinite was my game of the year 2013, and Burial at Sea Episode 2 is a perfect punctuation to THE best game I have ever played. Playing as Elizabeth was a great change of pace, and that story. THAT STORY!

2. The Vanishing of Ethan Carter

This game came out fairly quietly, and god damn was I impressed with it. If your computer can handle it, turn the graphics up ALL the way because the environment is amazing. The skyboxes are gorgeous, and when you get the the bridge in the first area your jaw WILL drop. The story is impeccable but the ending falls a bit flat. Where it does excel is where the intense paranormal events get explained by fairly innocuous items or memories.

1. This War of Mine

This War of Mine is one of the most important games of our generation. The team at 11 Bit Studios have created a title that focuses on a group of people that don’t get representation in war games. Their AI emotion system is something to behold. Characters actions can make them depressed and their effectiveness will hurt. This game may look simple, but it can be extremely overwhelming. And when you’re in day 30 of survival and you LOSE someone because you made a mistake, you the player will really feel it.

Jonathan London

Amiibo Hunter – The Real World MMO (That’s Destroying Our Lives)

Only one game has taken over my life in 2014. Sure, Season 2 of Telltale’s ‘The Walking Dead’ was as perfect and engrossing a follow up to Season 1 as you’ve been told by reading all of its praise from other outlets. Absolutely has ‘Mario Kart 8’ surpassed ‘Mario Kart 64’ as the best entry in the Mario Kart series. And of course all of that other redundant FPS, Triple A title stuff got shoveled down your throat this year, just as it did last year and the year before that. But NONE of those games had me sitting outside of a Best Buy at 8am waiting for the doors to open so I could beat other gamers (and scalpers) to the shelves to come out on top. And no other gaming experience has given me the same levels of frustration, elation and straight up confusion as the real world MMO that we all call Amiibo Hunter: The Quest for $13 Nintendo Toys. When they were unveiled at E3, we were intrigued. When we saw the announcement of each Wave and their interactivity with games like Super Smash Bros. and Mario Kart 8 we were interested. And when we bought our first one… we were fucking obsessed.

Now Derek, Juan, Josh and I are in it to win it. We’ve collected all of Waves 1 and 2 and pre-ordered Wave 3. Hell, I don’t even play Super Smash Bros and I’m getting all of these little plastic statues. Why? Because I have a sickness. And Amiibo Hunter played right into it. I’ve been elbowed by scalpers, celebrated by fellow Amiibo sub-Redditors and have started a coast to coast search (successfully I might add) for rare Amiibo among my friends and loved ones. Unlike any other gaming experience in recent memory, at least in my adulthood, Amiibo Hunter has brought my collecting friends and I together as we scour the landscape for these overpriced little plastic pieces of junk. Never have I traded so many texts, phone calls and emails all relating to a single video game as I have with Amiibo Hunter. It’s bad. It’s at a fever pitch. And it’s going to get a whole lot worse before a cure is found. Bring. It. On.

Fuckin' Shades.
Fuckin’ Shades.

Juan Carlos Marquez

Wii U Game of the Year: Bayonetta 2 by Platinum Games

Let’s rewind the clock back to September 2012. Nintendo had just made the surprising announcement that the sequel to Bayonetta would not only be coming to the Wii U, but that it was also being published by Nintendo–making the game a Wii U exclusive. As expected, a number of XBOX and PlayStaton owners filled social media with negative comments directed toward Platinum Games–accusing them of betraying the loyal fan base by releasing the game on a console fans of the original didn’t [yet they fail to recognize that Bayonetta 2 wouldn’t even exist if it wasn’t for Nintendo], but a few went as far as making death threats towards Nintendo and Platinum Games developers unless they released the game to ‘real’ consoles.

Well, Bayonetta 2 remained to be a Wii U exclusive and was released this October, and as of this writing, there have been no reports of any suicides or attempted murders towards anyone working at Nintendo or Platinum Games. Thank goodness for that.

A Metacritic score of 91, and perfect scores from Game Spot, EDGE, and Destructiod, several Game of the Year awards and nominations, after all the death threats and negative criticism, Platinum Games, Nintendo, and Wii U owners certainly had the last laugh.

3DS Game of 2014: Bravely Default by Square Enix

The DS had a number of fantastic RPG titles in its library. The handheld boasts an incredible an already incredible library of RPGs with the likes of Fire Emblem: Awakening, Shin Megami Tensei IV, Code of Princess, and Monster Hunter Tri. Square Enix added one more gem to NIntendo 3DS in Bravely Default–one of the beautiful RPG’s ever to grace the Nintendo 3DS. When the demo launched in January, North American gamers got a taste of Bravely Default and quickly found out why the game quickly became one of Japan’s hottest titles since 2012. With another Bravely Default game already coming our way, Square Enix has found themselves with another hit on their hands–a hit which has earned the title of best 3DS Game of 2014.

Derek Kraneveldt

It seems like this year was both phenomenal and terrible for gaming. We saw a ton of great, great new titles, sequels, and indies, but also far too many remasters (one of which made it on my list… yeah), a ton of delays, and a myriad of broken-at-launch Ubisoft titles. There were so many games that I wanted to love, but couldn’t even stand (Watch Dogs for instance), a bunch that ended up mediocre as hell (Destiny, though I couldn’t stop playing it) and a ton of acclaimed titles that I haven’t yet had an opportunity to play (Bayonetta 2, Dragon Age: Inquisition, The Vanishing of Ethan Carter just to name a few). I’m really looking forward to 2015, if not mostly to play the games that were delayed in 2014, but also to play all of the games that I missed this year! Again, the games below are in no particular order, aside from #1.

The Last of Us: Remastered

Yep. One of the best games I played this year was an upscaled and remastered version of the best game that I played last year. That is how freaking stellar The Last of Us is. Reliving that beautiful, heartbreaking campaign but with much improved graphics and sound had me just as in awe as the first time I’d played it. It’s so hard to imagine that my first experience with TLoU had only been a year prior, but it’s a game that I can’t wait to experience once again.

This is a world that I’m terrified of, but it’s also a world that I simply can’t get enough of. Everyone needs to experience this title.

Amiibo Hunter

Amiibo Hunter is a game that I love with all of my heart, and hate with all of my wallet. I went back and forth about Amiibo figures, deciding after seeing prototypes at SDCC that I would definitely be buying a few, but changing my mind and deciding not to buy any after seeing leaked particularly bad looking figures shortly before launch.

Then, launch day rolled around. I strolled into my local Toys R Us just planning to take a look… and walked out with a Mario (little did I know that the half dozen Marth, Villager, and Wii Fit Trainer figures that were sitting on that shelf could have paid for my next trip to Comic Con).

Then, the next day came. That day I bought Link. The next day, Kirby. Now, I’m here:

Amiibo

It’s also brought me closer with my Geekscape brethren, which is my favourite feature of Amibo hunter. We’re all watching each other’s backs, looking for Amiibo that some of us still need, and messaging each other the hilarious stories that come up on our hunts. It’s a blast, and I can’t wait for my Luigi to get here from Alaska (thanks Shane).

On the flip side, gah, my wallet!

Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker

Captain Toad is a fucking bad ass. We all knew it when we played the original Captain levels in 2013’s Super Mario 3D World, but we were beyond excited to learn that the Captain would be getting his own game this holiday season.

Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker is a fairly easy play through, but you’ll definitely be pounding the table in frustration trying to complete some of the tougher challenges. For the most part, it’s one of the most relaxing games that I’ve played in some time, and it’s the most fun I’ve had playing a puzzler in years. It’s also a freaking budget title, coming in at just $39.99. It’s more than worth it.

If you’re looking for more on Captain Toad, here’s my full review. TL;DR: buy the hell out of it.

Alien: Isolation

This game scared the shit out of me… before I ever even saw the Alien.

It’s also the first game that I ever played using a headset, which didn’t help the situation at all. Alien: Isolation completely slipped under my radar. By slipped, I mean that I ignored it because the Alien games have largely been terrible for years now (remember Colonial Marines), and the franchise has essentially been tarnished to the point where I didn’t even care as I walked passed their stellar booth at SDCC.

Then, the game came out and I read the reviews. Then I bought it. Then I shat my pants.

I still haven’t finished Alien: Isolation. Every time that I think about playing it, I instead think about how I don’t really feel like being scared right now and play something else. But I’m looking forward to the day when I can get back to it and take on that Xenomorph once more. The game adds some incredibly original mechanics, makes excellent use of depth-of-field, and (especially with a headset) is the scariest game that I’ve played in years.

Gah.

1. Mario Kart 8

I’m not putting Mario Kart 8 at the top of my list because I’m really, really good at it. I’m putting Mario Kart 8 on my list because I’ve put far more hours into it than any other game this year, and because that’s something that I don’t see changing any time soon.

Plus, Mario Kart 8 made my often Nintendo-bashing roommate sell his PS4 and games to buy a Wii U, which he has put far more hours into than he ever did his PS4. That has to count for something.

Whether playing along, online, or with three other people on your own couch (thank you Nintendo), there is no game in recent memory that I’ve had as much fun with as I have Mario Kart 8. It’s an absolutely gorgeous title, with a buttery-smooth framerate, and SO many tracks (and it just got eight more, with another eight coming in March).

Back when I reviewed the game in May, I said that “Mario Kart 8 is the most fun I’ve had playing a video game this year.” And that holds true to this day. It’s the best game that I’ve played all year, and I can’t wait to play it some more!

Honorable mentions: The Walking Dead: Season 2, The Wolf Among Us Super Smash Bros. Papers, Please (iOS), Middle Earth: Shadow of Mordor, P.T.

Joshua Jackson

Honorable Mention: Amiibo Hunter

For all intents and purposes, Amiibo Hunter is the worst game that you can get caught up in. It’s stressful, sucks up days out of your life, and constantly asks you to dish out another $12.99 for its physical DLC. It’s internal clock forces you to wake up at obscene hours to increase your chances of unlocking the latest characters, and you have to keep an eye out for douchebags in sunglasses who are looking to take them all for themselves. It’s all around terrible, but we can’t stop playing it! That alone deserves a mention, and might have actually made the list if it was a real game, rather than the sad, sad state of our lives at the moment.

14. InFamous: Second Son

The InFamous series made some huge changes when it made the jump to the Playstation 4. Aside from its obvious visual upgrade, the game took its first steps into the real world with its Seattle setting to follow its new protagonist who could learn a variety of powers. What we got from Second Son was the first glimpse of greatness from Sony’s latest console, with a memorable story and entertaining game play that made each of its miniscule eight hours of play time enjoyable. Sadly, that last aspect holds the game back, being a significantly smaller game than its two predecessors. Even still, Second Son has earned its place as one of 2014’s bright spots, so let’s hope Sucker Punch can expand on this exciting world in the inevitable sequels.

13. Middle Earth: Shadow of Mordor

No matter how much time goes by, I don’t think the world of Middle Earth could ever get old. If you need any proof, Shadow of Mordor released as an original story within the Lord of the Rings lore, placing you primarily in the boots of a murdered ranger seeking revenge for the loss of his family. Part Batman: Arkham City, part Assassin’s Creed, Shadow of Mordor allowed us to explore Tolkien’s vision in a way we never have before, with a huge open world, many familiar characters, and an army of Uruk to destroy, this game had something to offer for fans and non-fans of the property alike.

But most impressive was its ambitious nemesis system, a non-linear system where killing certain enemies affects the enemy army. But if someone escapes your wrath or kills you, they’ll rise through the ranks and receive promotions based on their accolades over you. Even defeated enemies may come back with wounds that reflect what you did to them during your last encounter. Such ambition in a new IP is rare, and earned Shadow of Mordor a spot as one of 2014’s highlights.

12. Titanfall

As one of the most anticipated games of the year, Titanfall succeeded in almost every way that it sought out to. Its focus on movement and mechs rather than at camper friendly environment that many other shooters foster forced you to change the way you play, with large scale online battles against people all around the world. Offering some of the most fun I’ve had in a game this year, interest waned when the community started falling out and its half hearted story failed to offer much of a reason to stick around. Still, that doesn’t change how much of a blast Titanfall was, and can still be. Let’s just cross our fingers for a proper campaign next time.

11. Sunset Overdrive

Sunset Overdrive had a lot to prove. After an exciting, yet vague debut trailer, Insomniac, (of Spyro and Ratchet & Clank fame,) literally came out with guns blazing with their first Xbox exclusive. A completely tongue in cheek take on the open world game, the company took all of the lessons they learned from Ratchet and amplified them with this shooter/platformer. Framed by an anti-consumerism story where the latest energy drink is turning its consumers into mindless monsters, traveling through the city, shooting enemies while in motion, and inexplicably bouncing from car to car between power line grinds was the most fluid experience of the year. Being able to do so much in such an intuitive fashion made you feel like an instant badass, which is only held back by its barren city and repetitive missions. Still, not bad for its debut title! If nothing else, it proved that a post apocalyptic shooter doesn’t have to be grey and brown.

10. Pokemon Omega Ruby / Alpha Sapphire

2014 marked the year that Hoenn was finally confirmed, bringing remakes of the beloved 3rd generation of Game Boy Advance games to the 3DS. Unlike most remakes however, the game went above and beyond with new features, including a series of new story elements, an expanded roster of Pokemon, and a new way to catch your favorite creatures thanks to the stellar sneaking/Pokenav mechanic. Sadly, with its status as a remake brought many of the issues that held back the originals, namely the removal of some popular features and an over-reliance on HMs that over encumbered your team with useless attacks for the majority of the game. Even still, OR/AS give me hope that the series will take some huge steps in the future to help the long running RPG series innovate in ways that it hasn’t before.

Read Josh’s review here.

9. Hyperdimension Neptunia: Re;Birth 1

I never would have expected to enjoy this title as much as I did, but yet, here we are! Named one of the best RPGs I’ve played in years, Re;Birth 1 is everything a remake should be. With a complete reconstruction of the story, an altered real time turn based battle system that took the best parts from previous entries and perfected them, and rebuilt worlds to explore, it was exactly what the starving Vita needed in terms of exclusive games. The Remake System was icing on the cake, allowing players to alter dungeon items, enemies and difficulty as you play, helping to create an experience catered to the player. Throw in the trademark Neptunia charm, silly writing that doesn’t take itself seriously, and a fair share of fan service, (assuming that doesn’t turn you off from a game,) and you get my biggest surprise hit of the year.

8. South Park: Stick Of Truth

In my review earlier in the year, I was pretty hard on Stick of Truth. Its technical issues, short length and inability to return to dungeons that you’ve completed were big problems that weighed down an otherwise entertaining RPG. But as the months have gone on, there are few games that have released this year that have stuck with me as much as South Park has, both because of its simplistic, yet effective battle system that relies on status effects, and its insane scenarios that range from gut bustingly funny to gag inducingly disgusting. At the end of the day, a game that will be remembered for years to come for its personality can help it rise above any issues the game might have had. So while Stick of Truth might not be *better* than the games below it from a technical standpoint, the strength of its overall package help make it a game we won’t ever forget.

7. Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze

Retro Studio’s second go at the Donkey Kong franchise was everything that you would expect out of a sequel to the incredible Wii title, Donkey Kong Country Returns. Adding Dixie Kong, and the playable debut of Cranky Kong to the fray, Tropical Freeze fixed the biggest complaint that was thrown at the original. Namely, Nintendo’s stubborn decision to only allow motion controls. Now, with a variety of control options, the rest of us can experience how well designed, (and soul crushingly difficult,) these new DK games can be, namely how shocking the game can be as you progress through levels. I don’t think I’ve screamed at my TV more than I have when sharks would eat the tracks in front of my mine cart, or when a giant squid would attack while I was fighting powerful currants. Fun, challenging, well designed, and a fantastic co-op experience, there’s no doubt that Tropical Freeze belongs in every Wii U owner’s library.

6. Inazuma Eleven

Sports. RPGs. Two genres that are completely opposite from each other, yet somehow Inazuma Eleven works so well! Reminiscent of the Blitzball mini-game made famous in Final Fantasy 10, Inazuma plants you on the soccer field as a struggling team that’s in danger of being disbanded if they suffer another loss. The result is a fast paced “battle” system and crazy special moves that range from the ball being lit on fire to defenders creating mirages of themselves. Local multiplayer functions, hundreds of recruitable characters, nearly endless customization and a so absurd, it’s incredible story carries Inazuma to the 2014 championships, and it’s really telling that this port of a game that’s about half a decade old holds up so well in its long overdue North American debut. Please, let us get the sequels!

5. Fantasy Life

This has been a huge year for Level 5. Not only were they the ones behind the above mentioned Inazuma Eleven, but Professor Layton took his final bow in Azran Legacy, alongside his highly anticipated crossover with Phoenix Wright courtesy of the developer. But out of all these titles, Fantasy Life was their definite highlight. This 3DS action RPG allows your custom character to live out their “Life,” this game’s word for job class. Except instead of being a warrior or mage, you can choose to be a tailor, blacksmith, miner… Basically any of the support roles in the background of most titles in the genre. Or if you want to do everything, you can make your own armor, then switch classes and tear monsters up with your home made equipment! These features are only amplified by a simplistic, yet addicting battle system, a focus on material gathering, and a witty script that constantly put a smile on my face. Online and local multiplayer for huge monster hunts only further prove why Fantasy Life was one of the highlights of the year for me.

4. (Tie) Mario Kart 8/Forza Horizon 2

I’m not typically a huge racing guy, but Mario Kart 8 and Forza Horizon 2 exemplify everything that I love about the genre on completely opposite ends of the spectrum. With Mario Kart, we have an easy to pick up and play multiplayer funfest, where skill is just as important in the game’s 32 tracks as what item you end up with to screw your opponents over.

Forza on the other hand, offers the most beautiful open world racing environment I’ve ever seen, complete with the “Drivatar” feature that was highly touted during the Xbox One reveal. Being able to jump straight into this huge world and explore, buy cars, start events or drive side by side with real people in a mostly seamless fashion, and you get the most impressive racing sim I’ve played since Test Drive Unlimited.

They may be complete opposites when it comes to style, but these two games show off how great racing games can be in their own, distinct way, making gaming in 2014 much better off.

3. Bayonetta 2

From the minute this game was announced, the storm of controversy surrounding it could be heard all around the Internet, (and had nothing to do with how little its protagonist was wearing for once.) Yes, Bayonetta fell into that familiar trap where pockets of the gaming community claims Nintendo needs to “grow up with their audience,” yet declares that a game like this “doesn’t belong on a Nintendo system,” when they are released. Hey, if Bayo is in the same company as games like Madworld and No More Heroes, then I’d say she’s doing something right.

But when the game finally released in October, it was everything we could have wanted from an action game and so much more! Tight, fluid game play and a fairly steep challenge was expected, but the ridiculous amount of unlockables costumes, weapons, difficulties and fights still managed to blow away an action game veteran like myself.

Platinum Games wouldn’t stop there though, adding an online cooperative challenge mode with a variety of selectable characters that keep the game fresh after all the single player difficulties have been conquered. And to think, this title almost never saw the light of day. Nintendo deserves a special thank you for taking a chance on a game that other publishers wouldn’t touch, awarding us with the best action game of the generation so far.

2. Super Smash Bros for Wii U/3DS

Easily my most anticipated game of 2014 from the moment Mega Man debuted in that incredible trailer from last year, both versions of Smash fired on all cylinders to bring us the most fun, frantic fighter of the year. The ridiculous amount of characters, faster paced game play compared to Brawl, numerous stages to get beat in, an ample amount of new items, and a much improved online mode, these features alone would have been enough to top any game of the year list.

But this wasn’t all Smash delivered in its fourth entry. The 3DS version brought the game into the world of StreetPass, encouraging us to have the game at the ready for tags, which could always lead to battles! While it did have to make some conscessions when bringing such a huge title to the small screen, it managed to recreate a faithful experience that we could take on the road, complete with new features like character customization and Smash Run, a substitute for Adventure Mode that wasn’t very good. Regardless, portable Smash was an achievement in and of itself.

Which brings us to the Wii U version, which is clearly the much more realized title between the two. As the series’ first foray into an HD world, the console version abandons Smash Run for a four player board game mode that’s more fun than it should be when you’re playing with four real people. But the real main event is 8 player Smash, making an already hectic 4 player experience go completely insane! Within its chaos though, lies some of the most fun I’ve had in a long time. I’ve seen friends that I haven’t visited in years because everyone is so eager to give the game a go, and I can honestly say that Smash is single handedly reviving local multiplayer, which is a powerful thing. The wear and tear is showing on my Wii U from having to take it with me so often, but it’s impossible to complain, and is easily my game of the year.

Or it would be, until an unexpected wave of despair took me completely by surprise…

1. Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc/Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair

Even I find it hard to believe that a Japanese based text adventure that almost never made a Western debut, and on a platform most have forgotten about would be able to beat out games like the PS4’s killer app, a legendary Mario series, and the most anticipated fighter of the decade, but Danganronpa managed to do just that.

Released in mid February with little fanfare, the original Danganronpa was a screwed up game. Pitting some of the most memorable, beloved characters I’ve encountered this year in a literal death school, where the only way to escape was to get away with murdering a classmate, all orchestrated by an adorably evil teddy bear, was such a demented concept that I just couldn’t look away. Sacrificing some of the reward that comes from a game like Phoenix Wright, which asks you to solve mysteries with the evidence provided, Danganronpa 1 narrowed it down to create a faster paced experience in the form of class trials. Carried by hysterical dialogue, the class was tasked with discovering the true killer for each case, which were filled with moments that I won’t soon forget.

Danganronpa 1 could easily be on this list as a standalone title, which is a testament to how truly fantastic Danganronpa 2 was. Building on everything that its predecessor laid out while improving the amount of options given for each scenario, a brand new cast of characters with even crazier scenarios came about on the Island of Mutual Killing. While poking fun at some of the nonsensical plot points of the first game, the new adventure quickly engrosses the player in a mystery that ties up all of the loose ends left by its prequels, while leaving more bread crumbs to leave us frothing at the mouth for more. From a story standpoint, nothing comes close to Danganronpa this year.

With that in mind, I’ve said time and time again that game play is king. Without great game play, story doesn’t mean anything. It is a video GAME after all. But while Danganronpa could have relied on its morbid narrative and colorful characters, the developers at Spike Chunsoft decided that wasn’t enough, becoming a genre defining series that changes the concept of what a text adventure can be. Tying in elements of dating sims, item hording, rail shooters, logic puzzles and even snowboarding games into something that’s typically thought of as nothing but a point and click read-a-thon. It’s always admirable when a developer takes such risks in an industry that’s becoming more and more satisfied with complacency, but it’s rare that they pay off in such a big way. Danganronpa is one such case, making it the clear choice for 2014’s game of the year. Bravo, Spike Chunsoft, and by the way, thanks for Warrior’s Way!

So, how’d we do? Let us know if you agree with our choices, and be sure to share yours, in the comments below!

Since I first selected Chun-Li at that laundromat Street Fighter II arcade so many years ago, I quickly learned a lesson that has stuck with me throughout all my years of gaming; that girls are just better characters. Sorry guys, but it’s true. As a matter of fact, unbeknownst to some people, (like Derek) many a gamer have associated their favorite female game characters as their “waifu”. Whether or not you associate this term as a girl you would marry, a character you admire, or just an all-around bad ass chick, 2014 surely wasn’t short of some incredible female heroines to draw inspiration from. Thankfully, we’ve compiled 12 characters from 2014 who are certified waifu material, using their power, brains, beauty, or sometimes all three, to leave their own mark on their games and our heats. So without further ado…

Honorable Mentions: Chihiro Fujisaki (Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc) and Princess Kenny (South Park: Stick Of Truth)

Kenny

Chihiro was an early standout in the first Danganronpa. As the Ultimate Programmer, the genius level intellect required for such a title was held back by a timid personality and severe self esteem issues. Early into the story, she decides that enough is enough, and takes steps to become stronger in an attempt to help her friends survive the horrors of the Hope’s Peak Academy killing game. Although things take a turn for the tragic early in the story, Chihiro’s legacy lives on through Alter Ego, an A.I. that would not only create a window for the survivors to escape, but played an important role in the second game as well! Her strength finally showed through. It’s just too bad she wasn’t around to see it.

Princess Kenny on the other hand, is a powerful archer with the power to control animals. As the most kawaii princess in all of South Park, she proves to be a valuable asset in the fight for the Stick of Truth. But behind that gorgeous smile, those flowing locks, and that orange hood hides something much more sinister.

Obviously, these are strong qualities that anyone would want from their perfect waifu. So why aren’t they on the list? Well… Neither of them are actually girls. Chihiro took on the identity of a woman since he felt like he was too weak to be a man, (with Japanese gender roles firmly in play), while Princess Kenny is obviously just Kenny roleplaying as a woman. Still, these “ladies” managed to leave a huge mark on 2014, being prominently featured in two of the best games of the year. They’re everything you would want in a strong female character. You know… except for the “female” part.

Miigan (Tomodachi Life)

Tomodachi Life puts Mii’s on an island and allows them to live out their life in a multitude of crazy ways. Whether or not they want to make friends, fight their neighbors, or have a nightly rap battle, one thing that even Mii’s can’t escape is the call of marriage.

Enter Miigan, the Mii based on my real wife. Even more shocking than the fact that a woman actually decided to marry me, was the fact that my Mii was dumb enough to plant her firmly in the friendzone, despite hanging out constantly and being labeled as each other’s favorite person. Well, it’s okay in the end. Miigan ran off and got married to the local transient by the name of Hungry Hungry Hobo, while InuJoshua floats around the island with Fils-A-Mech in a sad, lonely stupor. All’s well that ends well, right?

Toadette (Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker)

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As Captain Toad’s loyal assistant, Toadette is just as capable as her boss, solving puzzles, uncovering treasure, and chasing adventure with the best of them. While she may start off kidnapped, she gets a real chance to shine when the tables are turned and she has to rescue the Captain. Eventually, she gets tired of the whole damsel in distress role, and rescues herself late in the game. So what if Toad’s are technically asexual? That doesn’t change the fact that in a game full of treasure, Toadette is the most precious of all.

Bayonetta (Bayonetta 2)

Bayonetta

 

The witch is back! Bayonetta completely understands what it means to use her immense power to her advantage. Whether its destroying enemy angels with her powerful summons, toppling giant bosses with over the top attacks, or trolling opponents with her sexuality, she definitely isn’t a woman to mess with. The only thing keeping her from being higher on the list is that the thought of being someone’s waifu would probably result with a bullet in someone’s head.

Espella Cantabella (Professor Layton Vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney)

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The mysterious woman who is the catalyst for bringing the Top Hat Professor and the Ace Attorney together. While her potential status as a witch is a major plot point that the two continuously try to refute, the one thing that’s apparent is her unwavering strength when it comes to protecting the people she cares about. Any doubt is erased at the point where she volunteers to be executed as the Great Witch Bezella, all in the hopes that the witch trials will cease with her death. While things don’t go exactly as planned, (on top of her background causing additional trouble for our heroes after the fact,) there’s no doubt that this newcomer holds her own in the presence of such legendary characters.

Palutena (Super Smash Bros for 3DS/Wii U)

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The Goddess of Light makes her playable debut in the latest Smash Bros., and she’s just as endearing as she was in Kid Icarus: Uprising. Not only does she have the distinction of being the character with the largest range of unique custom moves, but she even takes the time to give Pit advice between fights if certain conditions are met. Compassionate, wise and nurturing, yet powerful, funny, and a sarcastic jerk. She reminds me why she was one of the best parts of that incredible 3DS game from two years ago. Now, can we PLEASE get an Amiibo for her?

Princess Zelda (Hyrule Warriors)

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It’s never been a secret that Princess Zelda is one of the most powerful beings in all of the Zelda universe. Often seen as too huge of a threat to Ganon’s power to allow to run free, she’s typically forced to support Link from the background while either in hiding, or flat out kidnapped. That all changes in Hyrule Warriors, where she finally gets to put that power to use. Fighting as both a powerful fencer and a magic wielding ninja in her Sheik form, using her was a definite highlight from one of the biggest surprise hits of the year for me. Just try to kidnap her now. We’ll wait…

Yukiko Amagi/Yukari Takeba (Persona 4 Arena Ultimax/Persona Q)

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It’s true that Persona 3 was far from the first “Waifu Simulator”, a game that allows you to build relationships with your party members, (with a bit of romance thrown in when approaching the ladies,) but it’s definitely credited with making them popular in the West. For my money, Yukari and Yukiko were the top Waifu’s from 3 and 4 respectively. Seeing them return with their powerful spells, the Personas they control, and the revelation that Yukari is a freaking Power Ranger in Arena, combined with the attachment built from their core games, make them easy inclusions. But most importantly? They starred in two games this year! That’s a lot of Waifu to go around.

Kohaku (Tales Of Hearts R)

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In the world of Tales of Hearts R, a person’s power and personality is shaped by their Spira, a crystallized manifestation a person’s spirit.  As the girl with the perfect Spira, Kohaku has the perfect balance of emotions, partially due to a goddess that resides within it. Obviously, this becomes problematic when protagonist/bumbling idiot, Kor Meteor, shatters it in an attempt to save her. When the shards of her Spira scatter across the world, this sparks an adventure that pits Kor, Kohaku and their party against various enemies who would want to her power for their own means. But damn it, if you weren’t endeared by the girl’s personality, especially with her reactions as each emotion is put back into her, then we can’t be friends.

Yuelia (Fantasy Life)

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As the daughter of the Goddess who saved the land of Reveria from certain doom decades prior, Yuelia comes down from the heavens to follow in her mother’s footsteps. After taking the form of a butterfly for the majority of the game, her magical prowess and hysterical wit are almost matched by how adorable she is. Plus, the bond she builds with your character makes them total ship material, and just might be the strongest bond between two protagonists this year. When you consider that your character rarely talks, Yuelia deserves all of the credit for anchoring one of the most charming games of the year.

Ibuki Mioda (Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair)

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What can I say about Ibuki that can properly describe her in text? She’s unique. Her hair style is impossible to figure out. She’s laugh out loud hysterical, and completely owns the title of Ultimate Musician with her ridiculous music. As my personal favorite character in a cast of numerous strong candidates, Ms. Mioda has this quality about her that brings out the joy in a situation as dire as being locked on an island with the only means of escape being to kill the rest of your friends. Sure, she might have the strange habit of pointing at nothing mid conversation, writing songs of questionable quality, and uncontrollably foaming at the mouth at the slightest sign of distress, but that’s why we love her. Here’s to hoping Ibuki sneaks her way into future games, because I surely haven’t had enough of this girl’s wild style.

Ibuiki might not have lasted very long on the Island of Mutual Killing, but that doesn’t mean that she didn’t make every minute count.

Neptune (Hyperdimension Neptunia: Re;Birth 1)

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If there was a perfect girl for your average gamer, than it would be hard to come much closer than Neptune. As a literal video game goddess, she helps defend Gamindustry while taking the form of Purple Heart, complete with an outfit that would make Bayonetta blush. But outside of battle, she’s lazy, irresponsible, and doesn’t do anything but play games all day.

Sound familiar?

But beneath the slacker facade lies a cute, funny, charming, and powerful girl who puts herself at risk to protect her land of Planeptune, her friends, and even her enemies. Neptune leads her game with a level of quirkiness that made Re;Birth 1 a game that I won’t soon forget, which ALMOST makes her the top candidate for waifu of 2014.

Chiaki Nanami (Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair)

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Yet, topping the list is Chiaki Nanami, the Ultimate Gamer from Danganronpa 2. Like Ibuki, she’s trapped on an island with the rest of her class, with the only sure means of escape lies in getting away with murder. Like Neptune, she’s obsessed with gaming, claiming to be an expert at every genre available aside from dating sims. Well… That’s conveniently where our role as husbando comes in, and anyone who played the game would tell you that getting to know her is one of the definite highlights of an already fantastic game. While she has her fair share of airhead qualities, (including falling asleep standing up,) she’s all business when it comes to solving Monokuma’s twisted mysteries. Often leading the protagonist and the rest of the class through threads of logic they wouldn’t have been able to reach otherwise, Chiaki is a literal lifesaver.

Which makes the moment of her death all the more disheartening.

Because despite technically being a mole who was working for those who put everyone on the island to begin with, she always sees the best in her classmates, giving up her life so that they could live on. Much like those who she was working for, she has an undying faith in the group’s ability to serve as the ultimate hope in the fight against despair. Whether she’s standing up for her little sister, Usami, bravely facing an inevitable demise, or helping the lead turn Super Saiyan, Chiaki is all that you could ask for in a partner, a friend, and especially a waifu. Oh, did I mention she’s an AI? She’s sure to fall right in line with the virtual girlfriends the rest of us have.

So how right is this waifu list? Did we leave out your favorite Japanese gaming heroine? Let us know who we’re missing, and here’s to another great year of virtual crushes!