Adrian Colesberry – Make Love To This Nerd… Or Just Learn How To!

I met author Adrian Colesberry about a month ago. We were both scheduled to perform stand up at a local show and Adrian was wearing a tie and button up under a nice sweater and sports jacket. He reminded me a lot of the young professors from undergrad who I was intimidated by and half-resented because they could probably score with some of the co-eds while I was left playing videogame emulators every Friday night. But this obviously wasn’t college anymore and when I shook Adrian’s hand I was met with a warm smile and an enthusiastic hello.

I knew in advance that he was an author with a book coming out. Seeing that the rest of the group was mainly comics, Adrian and I buddied up as the two individuals who aspired to do other things but enjoyed comedy as a creative outlet. He told me his book was called “How To Make Love To Adrian Colesberry” and while I tucked that information away as the name of a possible instruction manual that I hopefully would never have to thumb through, we talked about writing and Geekscape and stand up comedy.

And holy shit was Adrian funny! In the midst of a night of comedic loud mouths and offensive attitudes, Adrian’s humble, soft spoken and inviting style went over like gangbusters. When you go to comedy clubs, usually you get a night of comic’s competing to be the most offensive, the loudest or the most shocking. Adrian takes the stage like a  cool, substitute teacher ready to present the lessons of the night in a fresh new way and for the first time the audience actually listens. As a young comic, I found myself completely enamored with my new friend… and that’s when I felt it: The Man Crush of respect. Here was a guy, a complete nerd, who dressed like a nerd, did everything different, was super nice at a comedy club and still commanded complete respect from everyone in attendance. Without knowing it, Adrian Colesberry achieved what Geekscape was all about. He made it COOL to be different.

Holy Shit. I immediately found myself wanting to learn How To Make Love To Adrian Colesberry. If the book is half as funny as Adrian’s stand up routine or half as engaging as Adrian is in person, this will be my favorite book of the year. My personal copy arrives today from Gotham Books. It’s going to be my “riding to San Diego with Gilmore” reading material.

Looking forward to what I’m getting in to, I checked out Amazon.com’s book description of How To Make Love To Adrian Colesberry:

“In an act of generosity, Adrian Colesberry has written an exquisitely detailed guidebook to ensure that every reader knows precisely how to please him—in bed and beyond. Brimming with self-indulgent and incredibly bawdy humor, How To Make Love To Adrian Colesberry is a sexual memoir disguised as a manual on Colesberry’s pet peeves, favorite positions, and surefire ways to turn on your man (aka Adrian Colesberry).

Recounting dozens of annoying peccadilloes and helpful pro tips gleaned from his experiences with former lovers, Colesberry covers all corners to ensure that no stage of the court-and-conquer process is overlooked. Beginning with how to attract Colesberry, he later progresses to foreplay and finally the full monty, revealing his own erratic, often unerotic sexual history along the way. From his awkwardly celibate teenage years to the emotional scars inflicted by his domineering ex-wife, Colesberry muses on bondage, three-ways, toys, bi-curiosity, and other kinks.

A pitch-perfect parody that spares no detail, How To Make Love To Adrian Colesberry is a hilarious and filthy new entrant into the fratire genre.”

Stories of sex, loneliness, love and romantic failure from an edgy and hilarious point of view? We’re all sex-craving geeks so that sounds perfect! And it’s written by One Of Us? Now you see where the man crush is coming from. I hope that Adrian will sign my copy when he guest hosts episode 130 of Geekscape on Saturday. And hopefully he’ll win you guys over as he did me. By this time next week, we might find ourselves all wanting to know How To Make Love To Adrian Colesberry.

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