Geekscape Hit With Terrorist Warning! Need Help!

Earlier today I went to Target to look for a Galactus Mighty Mugg for my friend Gilmore. Supposedly this Mighty Mugg is VERY hard to find so I was happy when I found it and quickly bought it. I was walking out of the parking lot, Mighty Mugg in hand, when I was hit from behind by a speeding car. When I woke up, I was being helped but the Mighty Mugg was gone!

Then I got home and found THIS in the Geekscape inbox:

If anyone has a way to contact S.A.M., PLEASE do not hesitate! The safety of Gilmore’s Mighty Mugg collection is in your hands!

S.A.M.! HELP US!!!

But isn’t it sweet that I got hit by a car and totally am okay? Unrelated but not kinda?