Ivan Kander

Top Five Coolest Movie Character Names

Things to name your kids if Kal-El is already taken…

Top Five Most Improbable Villain Schemes

Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time…

Top Five Most Ridiculous Nicholas Cage Movies

Not the bees! AGGH! THE BEES!

Top Five Movie Bullies

Get him a body bag! Yeah!

Top Five Anti-Valentine’s Day Movies

Movies for when you’re bitterly sitting alone on Valentine’s Day, tissues in-hand, sobbing yourself to sleep…

Top Five Movie Presidents

The Best Commander In Chiefs This Side of Martin Van Buren…

Top Five Scary Scenes in Movies Made for Kids

Scream Like a Baby at Movies Made for Babies

Top Five Movies to Cautiously Anticipate in 2009

Movies For You to Get Super Excited Over, Only to Eventually Bitch About How They Didn’t Meet Your High Expectations.

Top Five Movies That Make Absolutely No Sense…

If You Watch These Movies Drunk, They Are Actually MORE Comprehensible…

Top Five Worst Christmas Movies

Movies that suddenly make Kwanzaa seem like a viable holiday alternative…

Top Five Movies You Have Pretended to See So That You Don’t Feel Like An Idiot

Yeah…That Movie Was Great…My Favorite Part?…*Awkward Silence*

Top Five Movies Loved By Hipsters

Another Round of PBR…On the House…

The Top Five Worst Movie Accents

Allo’ Govna’ Fancy uh spot of tea?

Top Five Movies Loved By Douchebags

Jager Bombs! Jager Bombs! Jager Bombs!

Top Five Good Movies with Terrible Titles

What’s in a Name? Hopefully Nothing When It Comes to These Movies…

Top Five Movies to Never Watch with Your Parents

You may be living in Mom’ and Dad’s basement, just don’t watch these movies with them ..

The Top Five Movies to Play as Background to a Halloween Party

Ivan Gives You the Top Five Movies to Play as Your Drunken Friends Accidentally Hit On Dudes.

Hell Ride – The DVD Review

Is This Biker Filled Ride Worth The Trip?

The Top Five Movies That Will Probably Get You Laid…

Turn on a movie. Slip off your pants. Ivan’s First Top Five List Will Ruin Your Couch.