Konami Announces New ‘Metal Gear’ Game!!. . . . . . . . . .With Zombies

Another hot and ready announcement to come out of Gamescom this morning is the reveal of a brand new Metal Gear game by Konami!

No, it’s not a Pachinko or mobile game either, but a real console Metal Gear game! Let’s check it out shall we? (Wow Golly this sure is exciting. Obviously nothing can go wrong.)

Z………..Zombie game? I-it’s just a zombie game? Oh, ok. I-it’s not like I wanted an actual Metal Gear game with an original story or anything. I mean, obviously this is the right move. Online multiplayer survival games are all the rage right now. Just take a look at the amazing success and critical/user darling that is Resident Evil: Umbrella Corp.

Umbrella Corp

SERVERS ARE BOOMING AND ARE AT AN ALL TIME HIGH!
SERVERS ARE BOOMING AND ARE AT AN ALL TIME HIGH!

Anyways, Metal Gear Survive  is expected to launch sometime in 2017 and crush peoples hopes and dreams of ever getting a proper MGS game within the next 10 years. The disappointment is expected to launch for Xbox One, PS4, and PC.

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