Trailer Trash Heap: Zookeeper, We Are The Night, & More

Kyle Kriner here, gang. I first and foremost would like to apologize for the shortness of our list this week. If this doesn’t satisfy your need for geek news, feel free to explore all the other realms of our amazing site. As if you already haven’t 😉 Either way, there are still some new trailers to be jazzed about, and you still get to see my thoughts. That’s the main reason you’re here in the first place. Adios, Geekscapists!

Zookeeper

Normally I would stay away from movies like this, but after being very pleasantly surprised with Paul Blart Mall Cop, I’m gonna be a little less harsh on this one. Kevin James has talent, whether it’s physical comedy ala Chris Farley, or just his good comedic timing. Hopefully, he’s good enough to make this one funny.

 

The Adventures Of Tintin Tintin

This is looking pretty epic. I remember watching the cartoon a few times as a kid, but never thought he would one day be a big screen action star. Move over Stallone.  

Larry Crown

I feel like I haven’t seen a new Tom Hanks movie in forever. But this one looks very funny. Tom never disappoints, so hopefully this one doesn’t get too sappy and boring.

Conan O’Brien Can’t Stop

Conan’s the man. Too bad the network lets Jay Leno bully him around. I’m definitely interested in this one though.

 

We Are The Night

Hot vampire chicks are nothing new. And, personally, these vampires aren’t really even THAT hot. The trailer is almost good enough for me to care, but I’m not sold. I’m sure my dad will watch this on a late lonely evening shortly after reading this column. Enjoy, Dad.