Trailer Trash Heap: The January Dumping Ground Edition
And we’re back. After taking a couple weeks off because of Vegas and the general lack of new movie trailers hitting theaters, we return with gifts of horror, action, and estrogen. Enjoy!
The Ward
John Carpenter is a visionary, unfortunately, thanks to this trailer for The Ward, I now know the visionary may need Lasik. This looks like a shitty Girl, Interrupted meets Gothika piece of shit. John Carpenter, why hast thou forsaken me?
Diary of a Wimpy Kid:Rodrick Rules
Didn’t see the first Diary of A Wimpy Kid, but this trailer makes me think I missed something special. If this trailer did one thing, it’s making me add a movie from last year to my Netflix queue.
House Maid
Another foreign film that seems like it would go over my head. I try to keep an open mind when viewing the foreign stuff. But if the trailer is dense, how can there be any hope for the movie?
Evangelion 2.0 You Can (Not) Advance
Giant robots blow shit up!!!! That’s all I need. The cool visuals of this new Evangelion series are enough to keep me coming back for every iteration.
Priest
Just sayin’.
Our second look at Priest and I’m still not sure what to make of it. For some reason I can never take Cam Gigandet seriously, and this movie is no exception.
Battle:Los Angeles
Soul Surfer
Wow. Someone had the balls to make an early 90’s surf movie in 2010? Is it wrong that I hope they show the shark attack?
HappyThankYouMorePlease
Josh Radnor has studied the Zach Braff play book closely. Here’s the trailer for the directorial debut of the How I Met Your Mother star.
A Little Bit of Heaven
I think this trailer caused me to get my first period.
Cave of Forgotten Dreams
Kaboom
Gregg Araki is back sliding. For every step forward he makes as a filmmaker, he takes a giant leap backwards. This is that backwards leap.
Immigration Tango
Did someone order a cheesy romantic comedy with racist undertones? Anyone?
Scream 4
Scream 5: Cortney Cox and David Arquette have to promote this together. Awkward.
Resident Evil Damnation
I know this is a couple months old, but I somehow missed it. Here’s a look at the further adventures of Leon Kennedy.
