Trailer Trash Heap: Hipster Edition With Peep World, Beginners, & Cold Weather

Even the Rain

I can tell just from the trailer I wouldn’t be able to make it through this whole movie without crying. Considering our current political climate in countries like Tunisia and Egypt, this looks to be a very evocative movie. I have no snide remark here… damn.

Cold Weather

Awkward indie comedy meets dark mystery. I’ll go along for the ride. If you dug Brick, my guess is you’ll be down with this.

Soul Surfer

Ha ha. “When you get tired of pipe…” Stupid howlies. I’m a sucker for an inspirational sports movie, plus this one has a shark attack, so how bad could it be. Blue Crush Meets Jaws? Now I would definitely watch that.

Peep World

Wow. I can’t even imagine what would happen if a member of my family wrote a book about what we’re like. Actually, yeah I can. It would be short and boring, but one of them would live in LA. Kate Mara is everywhere lately. Good for her.

Beginners

This looks like someone guessing at what hipsters like and making a movie about it. I guess that’s most of these movies this week. How many people really have to juggle their dad coming out, their dad getting cancer, and starting a cute emo relationship complete with hip art? No one.

The Conspirator

I don’t think any amount of solid acting can get me past how ridiculous those beards were. 

Unknown

Taken + Bourne Identity = WIN! 

Black Death

It’s like a Nic Cage movie, without Nic Cage.

Of Gods and Men