Trailer Trash Heap December 6th – Cabin in the Woods, Tim and Eric and more!

Kyle Kriner here, gang! I know you missed me last week, but thanks to Thanksgiving (haha) I think Hollywood decided you guys didn’t need any movie trailers. I totally disagreed but they didn’t listen to me. Surprise, surprise. Anyway, I’m back now, and that’s all that counts. Got some fun trailers for you guys as always, and of course there’s some lame ones sprinkled amongst them. So is life, right? Until next week, geeks and geekettes!

The Lucky One

They can say all they want about how different and amazing this one is, but I’m not seeing anything too different than The Notebook or Dear John. Maybe I’m being too harsh here, but am I really wrong? If this is your thing, you already know it. If I could get a date at some point, maybe I’ll take her to this. Otherwise, I’d really rather avoid it.

Loosies

Wow, this is a really cool concept. I mean, I’ve honestly never really thought about all the cool things you could do if you were the world’s best pickpocket. There looks to be some funny dialogue, and there’s definitely some cool situations, and a even a bit of action. Not to mention we get a bit of Michael Madsen badassness as icing on the cake.

My Piece Of The Pie

Hmm, so I was kind of with it while it was a quirky romcom, but it sort of took a dark turn towards the end, and I’m not really sure how I feel about it now. I suppose it could still be entertaining, I won’t count it out.

Khodorkovsky

This guy is pretty creepy, man. And I also like the whole creepy scary vibe they’re giving off in the trailer. They string together some cool shots and make this one look sort of epic. I’m sure it’s not quite as cool as it looks here, but I’m willing to give it a shot.

Lads & Jockeys

Okay, I am being shown no mercy this week. I am being barraged with French films. This one, I have no interest in. Am I really supposed to care about of bunch of kids at equestrian camp? There’s only so much a man can take. I’ve reached my limit.

Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie

Um, maybe you guys should just watch this for yourself…wow.

Declaration Of War

I don’t know what’s going on here (what else is new?) but I will say that’s the only thing keeping me a bit curious on this one. Is the baby possessed my the devil? Maybe. Or maybe I’m way off, but that’s the fun of watching these trailers isn’t it? Don’t judge me.

Albatross

Well, this situation looks wildly inappropriate, but it’s honestly the only reason I have any interest in this one. I just kind of want to see how awkward it gets once the dad gets it on with the 17-yeard old chick. Say what you want, but I know you’re thinking the same thing.

New Year’s Eve

Okay, so the whole thing reeks of Valentine’s Day. Everything from the cast to the plot. But no worries, because I really enjoyed Valentine’s Day. It’s gonna be fun seeing all these stars in one place, and I think the movie will be a good time, and at least make us feel good.

The Cabin In The Woods

C’mon, did any of you think a movie with this title could be bad?? It looks totally freaky, with a whole lot of disturbing sci-fi scenes. Not just your typical axe murderer plot, so I’m excited to see where they go with this whole thing. Not to mention we already know Chris Hemsworth is great in the hero role, so this should be a fun ride. Can’t wait.