For the record, I would like to state that I hate Evil Dead’s marketing campaign, boasting itself as the most horrifying film of all time and blah blah blah. Going into it, I was expecting to be scared. Naturally. I mean the trailer almost made me shit my pants. I was at the world premiere at SXSW, really excited to see the film and was… well essentially dumbstruck at how terrified I was throughout. Like this shit is ACTUALLY the scariest thing I’ve ever seen. This weekend I even had to go a second time just to make sure it wasn’t just me reacting to the gore. Guess what. It wasn’t. Not only was I still scared throughout the second viewing of the film, I had a panic attack in the last ten minutes. Many people have been complaining, saying that it is not as scary or as good as the original films, which is up for debate, but I like to look at the newest interpretation to be closer to what Raimi was going for with his unintentionally funny first film. This is his story with a budget and a modernized artistic vision, and in my opinion it is the best straight horror movie in ages.

Now let’s get things straight, I have a pretty strong stomach when it comes to horror films. I watched The Exorcist post-midnight with all the lights off and didn’t flinch. Same thing with the lesser known Martyrs. There’s something within the concept of the Evil Dead universe that comes across as universally horrifying. Not only does it play on our natural fears of isolationism, the universe as a whole has a history of playing with our nerves in terms of types of gore used. There is an emphasis on self mutilation, especially to smaller, more painful pieces of our bodies like hands, faces and ankles. The original films by Sam Raimi also had a penchant for combining gross out humor with actual horror (ex. all the vomiting and bleeding in Bruce Campbell’s mouth) and the new Evil Dead more than lives up to that aspect. The self-mutilation in this film is used in a very intelligent way that subscribes to the “what isn’t seen is often the scariest” theory. When the more intense gore is shown, it makes sure it has a purpose. There’s a lot of gimmicky gross-out things a la Saw, but they are shown in a manner that makes them actually horrifying instead of just nasty. It makes sure to show you what’s going on so that you know, but only show you just enough and just in time to build suspense WHILE freaking you the fuck out.

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In addition to all of the “you can’t escape” business and psychological gore, there is one crucial element to horror films that is so rarely talked about. That aspect: the sound design. Sound is one of the most crucial elements in a horror movie. Think about it. Alien. Scream. Even the original Evil Dead. One of the most important pieces of the production that crews slave over endlessly is sound. Wes Craven spent MONTHS trying to get the phone to the right pitch for Scream so that it was presented at the most terrifying pitch possible. This labor is really apparent on the Evil Dead remake; Bruce Campbell himself was responsible for a lot of the work with it. And guess what? It’s absolutely horrifying. The moment when Jane Levy shoots the window and officially becomes possessed, uttering the words “You’re all going to die tonight”, is absolutely classic.

Now you know my actual pretentious film geek perspective on the matter, it’s time to decide if it’s actually the scariest film I’ve ever seen. Thinking about it, my knee-jerk reaction is to say no. There are many other horror movies that are technically better films than this one, but then that’s not really the question, is it? There were probably only about 15 minutes of this movie that I wasn’t petrified, and that was character exposition that makes you care about the fate of the people anyways, so I’ll forgive it. I have never been so constantly terrified in a movie without feeling bombarded and exhausted. The horror is done in a way that doesn’t insult the audience by just having the scary moments happen and leaving them there to die. It follows through with all of its horrific notions to gruesome effect, and lays terror upon terror into the framework of the film in a way that doesn’t let it topple over on itself. Also, SOMEONE CUTS THEIR FACE OFF WITH A PIECE OF GLASS!!!!!!!!!!! If that’s not one of the most horrific things EVER, then I don’t know what is.

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So in conclusion, Evil Dead may not be the best horror movie but it certainly is the scariest in my opinion. If you haven’t seen it (which means you’re terrible at being a movie geek), put on a diaper, run to the nearest theater and get ready to SHIT YOUR PANTS in terror. Then you can decide: scariest film ever… or just an overzealous marketing campaign.

You can read Jonathan’s review of the film here.

And check out Brent Moore’s opinion here.

A remake of Evil Dead is coming whether some fans like it or not. Trust me, there are plenty of fans outraged by this film happening. However, I am not one of them due to the fact that both Bruce Campbell and Sam Raimi are on board with this so at the moment I have faith in it. The legendary Bruce Campbell who we all know as ‘Ash’ from Sam Raimi’s The Evil Dead recently discussed the upcoming remake with Digital Spy. He reveals some interesting new info, such as the fact that we will see none of the original characters from the original film and that this will be an entirely fresh new take on the franchise. So, fans that were worried that this would just be the same movie shot by shot can take one sigh of relief.

On just how different this one is to the previous movies:

There’s none of the original characters. We didn’t want to compare apples with apples. It’s a contemporary movie – just like Evil Dead was contemporary in 1979, this is contemporary for young adults now. It’s basically five new kids who are going to have a really bad night with a brand new director – Fede Alvarez, who was handpicked by Sam Raimi. I’ve seen it already; I think it’s definitely fabulous.

Does he think fans will embrace this remake:

We’re really excited and really behind it, [but] it’s going to take a bit to get the Evil Dead fans behind it. We know we’ve pissed a lot of them off. We appreciate that and we appreciate their anger and their zeal, but the only thing we want to impress upon them is that we didn’t screw it up. This is going to be just as memorable as [the original] Evil Dead without being the same movie.

You don’t want to remake something shot-for-shot. I can’t believe they remade Psycho – what the hell kind of a waste of celluloid is that? It’s a creative medium.

The nice thing is the film looks beautiful. The effects are 10 times better than we ever had access to and the actors are all better than we were in 1979. Though granted Sam Raimi is a mad genius, so we got a crazy result like Evil Dead out of this amateur enthusiasm sort of thing.

On the subject of whether or not he will make a cameo and if he would ever be willing to play Ash again in the future:

I’m not at liberty to discuss that. But the thing is we want it to be a standalone movie. You’re going to have some references [to the original] in there and there’s going to be things the fans will enjoy as far as familiar aspects, but it’s a whole new ball game.

I’ll be honest with you, I don’t know if I could – the last one was 1991. I was a virile young man; I’m 54 years old now so I’m not sure 54-year-old guys need to be doing that s**t anymore. But if Sam wants to lace the boots back on and do something that makes sense, that’s fine. We may need to do the movie one day, if our careers fly off the tracks and we crash and burn, we might look at each other and go ‘Let’s make an Evil Dead movie’!

His thoughts on the current trend of remakes and reboots:

Well I’ll be honest with you… I’m not a fan of them. So I’m talking out of both sides of my mouth. Here I am remaking a movie at one end… but here’s my spirited defense – it’s our movie. Myself and Sam Raimi and Rob Tapert, we own that movie, it’s our movie. We’re not looking into some file drawer of some property that’s owned by a studio that’s 30 years old, that we can get for cheap and [saying] ‘Let’s remake that’.

Our only obligation to the viewer is that we don’t give them a piece of s**t. It’s going to wind up being a very handmade movie, Fede Alvarez is so far from being a hack – we didn’t get some 18-year-old director who just wants to make his movie look cool. We got a guy who is an adult.

I think people will be pleasantly surprised that it’s not something that was cranked out, where no-one gives a crap. We were involved in casting, we were involved in everything. We’re all over that movie like a cheap suit, so if it blows it’s our responsibility.

Evil Dead hits theaters April 12th, 2013.