Rumors are beginning to spread about Microsoft’s fancy new Xbox, or “Xbox 720” as some call it. Other websites are only touting the Xbox’s possibly new DVR feature and its new graphics processing unit (GPU). Websites are even discussing the possibility that the next gen Xbox will have the ability to load Blu-ray discs. Everyone focuses on these new features, and hardware improvements, but they are missing the big picture.

What is the “big picture”? I can summarize that with one name: Dave Cutler. This man just recently joined Microsoft’s Xbox team, which should make you extremely excited.

 

David Cutler

Let me explain. Dave Cutler has a lot of influence in the devices that you use just about everyday and is considered to be one of the top programmers worldwide. Not only did Cutler lead the Windows 2000 team, but he is responsible for the architecture behind the whole system. Cutler was even responsible for writing the kernel behind that platform, which requires an immense understanding of the system at a hardware level.

For those that don’t know, the kernel is the core component for an OS. The kernel is responsible for the OS, and the hardware behind it. Without the kernel, you wouldn’t be able to do anything. It is responsible for everything you do. A well coded kernel is a significant difference between a kernel that is not well coded (with Cutler’s addition, you’ll be able to notice the difference). Want to open an app? The kernel is responsible for the actions to get there. Wanna listen to music? The kernel makes it happen. The kernel is responsible for the effectiveness of ALL hardware.

Dave Cutler is also known as the “the father of Windows NT”.  Windows NT  can be thought of as a family of operating systems. This family is composed of, to name a few, Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows Vista, Windows 7, and the upcoming Windows 8. Many of the different OS’s you see are built on the technology behind Windows NT. Windows NT is responsible for true 32-bit support for processors, and the NT file system (aka NTFS). Also, the NT has been the lead development of the 64-bit platform. But what does this all mean for the future of Xbox?

Dave Cutler is one of the twenty-two Microsoft employees who has been given the title of Technical Fellow. This means he is a technology leader within Microsoft. To be a Technical Fellow means to be a person who has impacted the technological industry for the greater good. Not only that, but it also means that the Technical Fellow is a key player in Microsoft’s business strategies for the overall technological industry. For him to be included in the Xbox Development team means Microsoft is serious about taking their user experience to the next level. This man will be instrumental to Microsoft and the road that it takes with the future of Xbox. Cutler has always moved forward, and never backwards. I have no doubt that he will take the Xbox to whole other level.

 

What to Expect From a Next-Gen Xbox

Now that we got that out of the way, let’s begin with the speculated specs of the new Xbox and what they might mean. If you’re wondering why I don’t call it the “Xbox 720”, it’s because, well I refuse to. Why would I want a console that makes two metaphorical revolutions, only to end up at the same place? Exactly. So let’s move on. It is speculated that the new Xbox iteration will have a GPU from ATI, which will relate to that of an ATI Radeon 6670.

According to the speculated rumors, the GPU is going to be six times faster then what the current Xbox contains. Doesn’t sound like much does it? Well, let’s look it at from this perspective. Think of Gears of War 3 looking six times better. The game looks magnificent as it is, so one could only imagine.

Anyhow, let’s say they do use this video card.  What does it mean for the Xbox, and what level of visual performance can you achieve with the graphics?

If Microsoft decides to go wtih this rumored GPU, then obviously we’ll have access to things such as DirectX 11, and a frame buffer of 1GB, with increased clocks! The video card also supports 3D Blu-ray playback. The specs are nothing near extraordinary if you look at it from the personal computer perspective. Even at the time of its release, this video card wasn’t a top of the line card. But still, the card will be more efficient and consume less power than the current Xbox. Not incredible from a PC gaming perspective, but a big plus if we compare it to what we’re playing Gears of War 3 on now.

In addition, after taking my time and doing some reading, this card is actually quite powerful when it comes to pure graphics rendering. Those who are avid PC gamers may be yelling “Blasphemy!”, but just hear me out. The hacked 2xxx GPU that was in the Xbox 360 can keep up with today’s modern games pretty well. Not only that, but people forget that there’s this thing called direct-to-metal programming. This means that developers operate with low level access to the hardware. So if you’re asking if the card can produce photo realistic graphics, I’ll say most definitely (in the right developer’s hands)! People have to remember that hardware is nothing without software. Because of software, we still get to enjoy great looking games. From a technical standpoint, this card will mop the floor against anything thrown at it.

Wait, wait, wait! I’m not done yet. I have a feeling that there are some people who still object to what I’m saying in defense of these improved specs. Time to educate. To the PC gamers: Did you know that the GPU’s on a PC is limited to around a few thousand draw calls per frame? Did you also know that a console can have draw calls ranging up to the tens to twenty thousands? Ahh, you didn’t know? Well I guess it’s time to read up.

Your education is located here and  should work to shut your elitist PC gaming face! Fixed architecture FTW!

Now, if you have any questions, comments, or concerns, please leave a comment below or email Dom. Thanks!

Oh boy… has Geekscape’s time run out? As we get closer to the holidays, the early week of December seems like the lightest in terms of releases. No big Hollywood movies. Not a ton of home video releases. Last week Jonathan spent only $15 in new comics and the video game releases from here on out seem completely anemic.

So what do we have left to live for? Let us help you out as we count the days on what seems like borrowed time…

 

Monday the 5th

William Bibbiani – Time Thief

Mary Pops In: The Magical Nanny on DVD. As a fan of the original P.L. Travers books, I was never satisfied by the Disney version of Mary Poppins, which never treated her like the stern mistress she’s supposed to be. But now, at least, and at last, there’s another version to compare it to. This time, Roxanne Hall stars as a magical nanny who… Wait a minute, this box cover is kinda… Are those boobs? Oh, I think Mary Pops In is going to satisfy me just fine…

Tuesday the 6th

Shane O’Hare – Living on Borrowed Time

Trine 2 hits the street for PC. Trine 2 is the sequel to the amazing PSN/XBLA and STEAM game. Resurrecting old school gameplay from one of the BEST games ever, The Lost Vikings, players control one of three characters individually at certain times to solve puzzles. Toss in multiplayer with 2 other friends and you have a pretty damn fun weekend on your hands.

William Bibbiani – Thinks Youth Is Wasted on the Young

The Lady Vanishes on Blu-Ray. Yes, just three months after I finally bought the Criterion Collection version of Alfred Hitchcock’s The Lady Vanishes, it’s coming out in high definition. But I choose in not to kill myself, as I had originally intended, because this hilarious thriller is worth the upgrade. One of the master’s last films before going Hollywood, the film stars Margaret Lockwood (rawr) as a spunky debutante en route to England so she can marry… some dude because… Yeah. But on the way she meets a nice old lady who disappears on a moving train, and none of the other passengers will admit to having seen her. Michael Redgrave is at his hilarious best as the one guy who thinks she isn’t crazy, or at least is willing to play along long enough to get in her pants. It’s like Flightplan but really, really, really good.

Noel Nocciolo – Lives From Note to Note

Words I Never Thought I Would Say:  “I CANNOT WAIT FOR GLEE.”

fun.’s single, “We Are Young” will be featured on this week’s episode.  Preview the Glee version here:




It is refreshing, bizarre and awesome that a band as under-the-radar-of-the-main-mainstream as fun. ends up with a song on a Fox network show that really only features top 40 and classic songs.  With their second album due February 21, 2012, and a sufficient amount of “industry chatter” around them & the sought-after Throne-watching hip-hop producer who produced the album, it really feels like the “mainstream” is about to swell to include fun.

Josh Jackson – Keeps The Beat Alive (One DDR Move at a Time)

YuGiOh Hidden Arsenal 5: Steelswarm Invasion – Jeez, Konami is really cranking these out. Not even a month since the last major release, we’re getting a née booster set. Hidden Arsenal 5 is bringing out many new monsters to support old archetypes, and some of their abilities need to be seen to be believed. Not to mention it’s bringing at least one new ritual monster! What is this, 2001?

Thursday the 8th

Shane O’Hare – Running Out of Options

Playstation owners get access to the Battlefield 3: Back to Karkand expansion pack A WEEK EARLY! Due to a snafu where PS3 players didn’t receive gratis copies of Battlefield:1943 for PSN on release night DICE wanted to make amends. So they are pumping out their expansion pack a week early for you guys! Featuring upgraded building destruction, new vehicles and the return of the best god damned jet there ever was (F-35B) which all can be pulled back over to BF3 vanilla. New weapons, and return of the classic “7 Flag Domination Mode” there is no reason to NOT buy this if you have BF3. PLUS! If you own the Limited Edition (if you preordered the game, you have it) you get this expansion FOR FREE BABY!

Friday the 9th

William Bibbiani – Lives In The Spaces Between Seconds

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
in Theaters. Tomas Alfredson’s follow-up to Let the Right One In, the most critically acclaimed vampire movie ever, is this adaptation of John Le Carre’s classic spy novel about a retired espionage agent (Gary Oldman) who’s called in from the cold in order to weed out a mole in British intelligence during the Cold War. With an all-star cast that includes Colin Firth, John Hurt, Toby Jones and Sherlock’s Benedict Cumberbatch and a smooth 1960s vibe, it promises to be the best thing to happen to the spy genre since The Quiller Memorandum, which you haven’t even seen, have you?

Dev Ashby – Lives In The Spaces Between Heartbeats

THE WRIGHT STUFF III: MOVIES EDGAR HAS NEVER SEEN (Begins Friday and runs through December 16th) – New Beverly Cinema, here in Los Angeles, continues their grand tradition this week of temporarily handing over programming responsibilities to director Edgar Wright, that weird British dude who made Hot Fuzz, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, and Shaun of the Dead. Edgar is maybe starting to run out of favorite movies to screen, because the theme this year is “Movies Edgar Has NEVER Seen,” and they will be screening movies as crazily different from each other as Claude Chabrol’s twee French musical Umbrellas of Cherbourg, Akira Kurasawa’s Shakespeare-inspired Throne of Blood, and goofy Space Opera parody The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension. The program begins this Friday, and will continue through December 16.

We Need to Talk About Kevin – It’s getting a wider theatrical release in January, but this movie is opening next week for a limited run at the Cinefamily on Fairfax. The movie stars Tilda Swinton and John C. Reilly as a married couple whose teenage son goes on a shooting spree at his high school. This kind of subject matter could be lurid and embarrassing if a shitty director handled it, but I trust Lynn Ramsay to do a good job. I’m totally amped to see it and have pretty much been sitting in front of my computer intermittently re-watching the IMDB trailer over and over again all day today since I woke up.

Good. You’re here. I was starting to get worried. Like… really worried. But now I realize that the tryptophan just wore off and maybe you had yourself a really good Thanksgiving. Well, you’re not done giving thanks yet! It’s time for your Reasons to Survive! Because we’re already Masters of Survival, you need to ask yourself: Can I survive one more week?


MONDAY – November 28th

Russell Sheman – Survived the “Canadian” Thanksgiving… a while ago.

Cybermonday – This is the big shopping day for us nerds who dislike people and can have everything we want delivered to our front doors.  That batamax player I’ve been eyeing can finally be mine! (insert evil laughter here)

TUESDAY – November 29th

Heidi Hiliker – Survived the Brave Nerd World Hiatus

Another Earth on DVD – This parallel universe Sci-Fi tale intrigued me when it was in theaters but I guess not enough to venture out to my local art house cinema. Now that it is coming out on DVD I really want to give it a shot. Written and staring Brit Marling, the film follows a bright young astrophysics and a brilliant composer as their lives intertwine after the discovery of a duplicate Earth. Looks like it could be right up my alley.

Matt Kelly – Survived Los Ange-no, wait. Not yet.

30 Seconds or Less on DVD – Not the greatest movie of the year, but not the worst. I had fun watching this movie, enough to rewatch it at least.

Tucker and Dale VS Evil on DVD – I never got to see this in theaters but everyone says that it’s amazing so I’m looking forward to making my own decision on it.

 

WEDNESDAY – November 30th

Molly Mahan – Survived the Meat Locker

DC Comics Presents Superman – Secret Identity #2 – If you failed to read this mini Elseworld’s series when it first came out, you should definitely pick it up this week. Part 2 (collecting issues #3 and #4 of the original miniseries) of an Elseworld’s where a boy named Clark Kent, after years of being mocked for sharing a name with the fictional hero Superman, grows up and actually develops powers, making him a wanted man of the state. Juggling his domestic life with his innate desire to do good, this is Kurt Buseik’s take on if the Man of Steel were the real deal.

I read this in TPB back in 2006 (now out of print and selling for upwards of $45 on Amazon), and it remains one of my favorite Superman stories to this day (for some reason, the Elseworld’s Superman stories do it better for me than the monthly serials). I highly recommend you pick up both issues of DC COMICS PRESENTS: SUPERMAN – SECRET IDENTITY, if you have not had the pleasure of reading it before. Or even if you have, but fail to own it in your comics library. For the Superman novice and maven alike!

THURSDAY – December 1st

Devin Ashby – Nobody Survives Her Black Widow Sting

Animation Breakdown at the Cinefamily – December 1 – 6 – Los Angeles’ Silent Movie Theatre on Fairfax will be hosting a six-day animation festival this week, beginning on Thursday, and featuring an assortment of new, rare, and classic animation. I’m excited about a lot of things on this program, but the one I’m looking forward to the most is the premiere of Don Herzfeldt’s new short, “It’s Such a Beautiful Day” on Thursday, plus the cast reunion party for Space Ghost: Coast to Coast that’s happening Saturday night.

FRIDAY – December 2nd

Devin Ashby – Survived a Very Bibbiani Thanksgiving

Shame Opening in Theatres! – Coincidentally-named British filmmaker Steve McQueen’s follow-up to his completely fucked-up 2008 film, Hunger, is about a sex addict living in New York City. McQueen is a director I’m generally excited about, and Fassbender is my new favorite person now, ever since I saw A Dangerous Method last week. This film apparently includes some explicit sex scenes, and it looks about as harrowing and cripplingly depressing as McQueen’s first film was. Only this time, there’s BOOBIES! HOORAY!!

SATURDAY – December 3rd

Alexander Raymond – Survived Having Matt Kelly as an Employee (maybe)

Addams Family/Addams Family Values Screening – I’m very excited about this screening taking place at Santa Monica’s Aero Theatre. I’m an incredibly huge Addams Family fan dating back to the first time I saw repeats of the TV show in the 70’s. Morticia, Gomez, Uncle Fester and the rest of the “creepy and kooky” family have been a consistent presence virtually my entire life. So when I read these movies were going to return to the big screen this weekend, I was really thrilled. Addams Family and Addams Family Values are the big screen adaptions of the Charles Addams cartoons. While not directly based on the TV show, many of the elements are present. Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld, both films star Anjelica Huston (Morticia), Raul Julia (Gomez) and Christopher Lloyd (Fester) in fun adventures that fans of dark comedy will surely enjoy. The screenings begin at 7:30pm on December 3 at the Aero on1328 Montana Avenue in Santa Monica, CA. More info: http://ww.americancinemathequecalendar.com/content/the-addams-family-addams-family-values

 

SUNDAY – December 4th

Russell Sherman – Currently Surviving Cold Weather In Canada

Mario Kart 7 – Some of us who have no lives will have finished Zelda by now and Mario Kart will be your next conquest.  Add your friend codes to the comments below (or in the thread here) and we can all have a rockin’ good time online like the rest of at Geekscape did when Mario Kart Wii came out.

Josh Jackson – Survived Being Mobbed By Female DDR Fans

Mario Kart 7, the last game left to look forward to in 2011 will finally arrive. This is a no brainer for 3DS owners as the fun, hectic racing that the series beings is finally making a return, only this time taking a cue from Excitebots with karts that sprout gliders and propellers for air and underwater races. And if you don’t have a 3DS, there’s nothing else to look forward to, so go kill yourself.

Heidi Hiliker – Survived Fighting Off Wolves In The Wilds of Michigan

Neverland on SyFy – I’m extremely interested in the SyFy Channel’s newest miniseries event about Peter Pan. I’ve always been interested in the fable and love seeing creative re-imaginings such as the film “Hook.” I’m note too sure of this made for TV adventure because it is by the same creative team that brought us the sadly disappointing “Tin Man.” I won’t let that horrible take on OZ deter me from giving “Neverland” a chance. Perhaps  and hopefully it will surprise me. http://www.syfy.com/neverland/

 

Holy shit. Geekscape is 5 years old. We here at the Scape don’t know whether we should laugh or cry. As you’ve heard our last VIDEO EPISODE will be taped at the 5th Annual Geekscape Year End Party held at the Ranker Building in Los Angeles California. While we hope you can all come, we know that it’s pricey… but you faithful listeners and readers can still participate in the end of the year awards! So here’s the categories:

BEST EPISODE:
The Episodes included for this include 194’s Rolling with the Big Boys all the up to Episode 238 – Episode not taped yet and Guest unknown (I wouldn’t recommend voting for that episode, it was pretty boring)

BEST CO-HOST:
This year saw some of most diverse guest hosts ranging from people like new comers Garfunkel & Oates, Simon Pegg and Troy Duffy to classic scapist guests Ian Kerner, Nick Gregario and Brock LaBorde. Who did you think did it best this year?
 
BEST GEEKSCAPE MOMENT:
What was your favorite moment of the year? Was it the Comic Con or Comikaze Episode? How about Tommy Wisseu talking about Asian Drivers? Perhaps Joshua Jacksons DDR Lolita? The options are literally endless (although not literally)

BEST WEEKLY FEATURE:
Every week Geekscape’s talented group of staff writers bring us weekly content be it Weekly Top 10s, Netflix Recommendations, Guilty Pleasures, Old School Video Games, Halo Tips or many others. Which one do you look forward to week after week?
 
BEST SPECIAL FEATURE ARTICLE:
We here at Geekscape love our Weekly articles, but we can’t ignore the one shot articles. From a traffic stand-point those get us the most attention. Which one left the biggest impression on you? Was it about Muppets? Perhaps Racism? Maybe even Sucker Punch? Let us know!

BEST NON-‘SCAPE CONTENT
The Geekscape Podcast will always be the most known aspect of geekscape.net but we’re not limited to just that. We also have 3 other podcasts Fandom Planet, The Saint Mort Show and Brave Nerd World as well as our monthly comedy show. Which one did you enjoy the most this year?

BEST FORUM MEMBER:
Geekscape is more than just Jonathan and the Staff writers. It’s also the forums. We are a community. Though the forums haven’t been as active the friendships created by those forums are ever lasting. The forums have always been a place where Scapists can tell funny stories, share our opinions and bust each others chops. So which forum member this year made you smile the most, laugh the most  or maybe just created the best conversation.
 
BEST FORUM THREAD
The Forums have always had some strange forums including classics like Would you Tap That? and Random Thoughts to in depth discussions about things like Doctor Who and Walking Dead. Which thread did you love?

MOVIE OF THE YEAR:
What movie changed your life this year? Harry Potter 7.2? Transformers 3? Super? Attack the Block? Real Steel? or any of the other lackluster films released this year?
 
VIDEO GAME OF THE YEAR:
This was a big year for Video Games between Zelda, Call of Duty, Dead Island and Arkham City we know that Jonathan finally has a decent excuse for late episodes. Which video game took up all your free time this year?
 
TV SHOW OF THE YEAR:
What were you DVRing this year? Where you keeping up on long term favorites like Mad Men and Walking Dead or where you diving into new shows like Grim and Falling Skies? Let us know!
 
COMIC OF THE YEAR:
What comics were you buying? Did you keep up with the DC Reboot or did you follow the crumbling of the x-men? Perhaps you said fuck that and read some indie comics like Damaged, Moriarty and Our Love is Real?

THE 5 YEAR ANNIVERSARY AWARDS:

Now in honor of it being 5 years and this being our last ever Video Podcast we do want to do a 5 year anniversary award, think of it as the lifetime Achievement Awards. We have 5 categories

Best Co-Host in the last 5 years!
Who was the King of Geekscape when it came to sitting the couch? Was it past winners like Ian Kerner, Felicia Day, William Bibbiani or Nar Williams? Or perhaps it was a new guest from this year? Who was the person that made you excited every time their name appeared on your RSS Feed.

Best Episode in the last 5 years!
It seems like year after year Geekscape’s comic con episode won Episode of the year, but was the end all greatest episode of Geekscape ever?

Best Story Ever Told On the Show!
We’ve had hundreds of stories told on the show. Jonathan has told a fair share (Calling an Ex Harry from Harry and Hendersons), Laura telling dating stories and thousands of co-host stories… And don’t forget “nut cancer”!

Most Horrible Line Crossing Moment
We’ve said some awful shit on the show and on the site… tell us which one made you go “OH SHIT!”

 

Submit your votes by Midnight PST on December 17th to matt@geekscape.net with the Subject Heading GEEKSCAPE 5TH ANNIVERSARY AWARDS and talk this out on the forums, Twitter or Facebook (even Google+ if you’re still using it for some reason). However, if your votes aren’t emailed in or with the Subject Heading GEEKSCAPE 5TH ANNIVERSARY AWARDS… they will not count. So throw out some ideas online and send the votes in to matt@geekscape.net.

ALL VOTES MUST BE IN BY MIDNIGHT PST ON DECEMBER 17th!

 

We have no choice but to survive this week. Not only does Black Friday lure us forward with its enticing sales of things that we do not need, but there’s also the promise of THANKSGIVING FOOD (at least for celebrating Americans)! So let’s be thankful to have survived this far… while Geekscape provides a few reasons more…

Tuesday the 22nd

Shane O’Hare – Thankful for Nintendo Cosplayers

As a master PC gamer, a great man returns to this week. Some said the true rude crude dude of PC gaming was Duke, but they all forgot about Sam. Serious Same 3: BFE. Featuring 16 Player coop. Thats right, 16 players. My first experience with Same was a copy of SS2 one Christmas morning. The first bad guy I faced was a headless human running at me screaming, holding 2 Looney Tune style bombs. I knew I had a game on my hands that would not let me down…and it didn’t With the semi disappointing release of Duke I am worried Sam may be just another M. Night style experience, but the content has provided so far makes me very very hopeful.

Joshua Jackson – Thankful for Sweaty Guys Jumping on Each Other

Hopefully by now, I’ll have much of the Zelda out of my system to move on to some other games. Other games like WWE 12, which has vastly improved over the last couple of uninspired WWE games based on the demos I’ve gotten to play. With so much to customize, (like the ability to eliminate brands and even bring back WCW,) it’s heaven for a wrestling fan like myself. Plus, CM Punk just won the title tonight so it’s time to celebrate bitches!

Wednesday the 23rd

Matt Kelly – Thankful for His Resemblance to Animal

M-U-P-P-E-T-S THE MUPPETS!

Will this movie be my favorite movie of 2011? It’s very possible. Will this be the most upsetting and offensive thing ever as a Muppet Fan? Not likely, I’ve watched Muppet’s Wizard of Oz. I’ve been revisiting the muppets all week watchin the Muppet Movie, Great Muppet Caper, Muppets Take Manhattan and all 3 Seasons (available on DVD so far) of the Muppet Show in preperation. This is one of two movies I couldn’t want to see this year (the other being Harry Potter 7.2). Fuck Thanksgiving, that holiday means one thing to me… the Muppets are fucking here to stay.

Joshua Jackson – Thankful for DDR

The Muppets. I can’t say I was ever a huge fan growing up, (I was more into Muppet Babies than the actual Muppet Show,) but now that I’m older I have much more appreciation for their legacy. Experiencing a new Muppets film will give me a chance to experience something I’ve missed out on in the past, but from the previews and impressions I’ve seen and heard, this will be a great place to start.

Devin Ashby – Thankful for William Bibbiani

I already awkwardly reviewed the new Muppet movie earlier this week, but yeah, it’s basically completely amazing. I don’t have anything negative to say about it at all, except that I’m slightly disappointed Paul Williams wasn’t asked to do the soundtrack (although the filmmakers did work in a pretty nice performance of “Rainbow Connection” near the end, which was nice). It’s legitimately a very strong entry in the franchise, not just a respectable revival attempt. Probably my third favorite Muppet movie ever, in fact, after Muppet Christmas Carol and the original Muppet Movie. I saw The Muppets for free at a press screening, but I’m planning to go again on opening weekend, partly because I hope it does well at the box office, and partly because it’s just seriously that good.

A Dangerous Method in Theaters! David Cronenberg is one of my five favorite directors of all time (at least) and even though I love his early genre films, his recent move away from horror definitely hasn’t dulled his bite. Even if Cronenberg wasn’t directing, the subject of early psychoanalysis is something I’ve been really interested in and excited about for a long time, especially the conflict between Freud and Jung, which is legendary, and has assumed a kind of looming, archetypical significance for a lot of people (Freud, essentially, believed all our darker impulses should be repressed and subliminated; Jung believed they needed to be expressed in some capacity, in order to be overcome). Cronenberg’s interest in sexuality and sexual deviation was one of the things that drew me to his work originally, and I’m really excited to see how he chooses to approach it in a historical, dramatic context (although the huge gaping stomach-vaginas and living tumescent growths of his previous sexual explorations will for sure be missed). Plus there’s a couple scenes where Kiera Knightly takes her top off and gets spanked by Michael Fassbender. You can’t lose.

HUGO similarly opening in theaters. So this movie is clearly happening in part because Harry Potter is finally over with and people are bummed out, but it also looks like it might legitimately be pretty good, so fuck it. Martin Scorsese is a little hit-and-miss lately, but I’m choosing to be optimistic about this film because apparently it’s about Georges Melies, and that sounds interesting. It’s nice to see that huge, operatic fantasy movies for kids are coming back into vogue, and I hope it’s a trend that continues. I’m also excited because Hugo involves automatons, which are AWESOME because they’re basically robots, except that they’re really old and fucking creepy as hell (I know about automatons mostly from that Ken Russell movie Gothic, where Mary and Percy Shelley have an orgy and drink too much absinthe, and then they start hallucinating about evil aborted fetuses coming to kill them, and then there’s an automaton who plays piano and does a belly dance.) PLUS: Ben Kingsley.

Jonathan London – Thankful for Geekscapists (Otherwise he’d be talking to himself in a dark room)

The Descendants in limited release. Alexander Payne’s new movie (he directed Election, Sideways and About Schmidt) follows George Clooney trying to raise his kids after his wife suffers a catastrophic injury. It may not be the most exciting theme for a movie, but just look at what Payne did with stories about old age, high school elections and a bachelor’s last trip through wine country. There’s also a lot of talk about George Clooney’s performance being an award winner so I’m excited to see how this movie plays.

Friday the 25th

Russell Sherman – Thankful for his Neighbors to the South

Black Friday! In Canada we don’t have Black Friday but we do get to hear the stories of the deaths and the fights that break out from the less civilized Black Friday shoppers.  Us nerds we have Cyber Monday to shop so on this day let us sit back and watch the fights that break out over that last pair of pants or that punch bowl.

Saturday the 26th

 

Molly Mahan – Thankful for Short Men

Lord of the Rings Trilogy at the Aero Theatre
After nomming all the turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes and pie on Thanksgiving Thursdayand the nonstop shopping on Black Friday, you’ll probably be in the mood to take a little 12 hour break on Saturday to watch some hobbits take care of business against the Dark Lord of Mordor, am I right? Well, if you are in the Los Angeles area, you can do just that with about 400 fellow nerds on the big screen! Celebrating the 10th anniversary of the Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring’s original release, the Aero Theatre in Santa Monica be playing the totality of the Lord of the Rings trilogy in 35mm, beginning at 1PM, for a single $15 ticket! 632 glorious minutes of high fantasy entertainment: if that’s not a reason to live through this week, I don’t know what is.
 

Kyle Kriner here as always, fellow geeks! It is once again Tuesday, can you believe it?? Time flies when you’re waiting on movie trailers I guess. And I am here to please. When it comes to movie trailers, I’m your pusher. That’s not inappropriate at all. And if you think it is, forward all complaints and concerns to Jonathan London as per usual. Till next time, gang!

Corman’s World: Exploits of A Hollywood Rebel

I’m looking forward to seeing this one. As a big movie fan, I’m surprised I don’t know more about Roger Corman, but I’m sure I’ll enjoy brushing up on my film knowledge with this one. What’s better than low budget cult hits? Nothing, duhh!

Journey 2: The Mysterious Island

Okay, so I was kinda hoping The Rock was done with this stage in his career, but no. We get to see him romp around this CGI world holding CGI baby elephants and running from giant CGI monsters ala Land Of The Lost. I don’t know anymore. I may watch this strictly for Vanessa Hudgens’ hotness.

A Thousand Words

Well we all know Eddie Murphy hasn’t made a good movie in…oh, about twenty years or something. I had hoped with Tower Heist he was going to try and return to form. I’m not sure now, though. I gotta say I am interested in the concept here, and Eddie is the right comic to play this role, but I’m just worried that this is just another one of his stupid gimmicky movies. We’ll have to wait and see.

Snow White and the Huntsman

I was very against this whole thing upon hearing about it. But I must say the trailer is pretty impressive. It’s a cool take on this story, and everything is looking pretty epic. Kristen Stewart aside, we’re sure to get solid performances from our lead actors, and the whole product is beautiful. I think this may be worth a look after all.

Safe

Well okay, even though I buy Jason Statham as a cop, I will never buy him as an ex-NYC cop until he picks up an American accent for the role. Nevertheless, it’s always fun watching him beat people up, and New York is a good a place as any to watch him do it. The plot of him protecting this little girl will surely lead to plenty of twists and tons of action, so I’m down to just enjoy it for what it is.

Catch .44

So we have a pretty cool cast here, and the trailer wants to be stylized and badass, but honestly it does nothing for me. There’s some kind of conspiracy going on with plenty of backstabbing and Forrest Whitaker changing costumes, but it never really does much. I’m bored with this, and the big names unfortunately aren’t saving this one for me.

A Warrior’s Heart

We get it, lacrosse players are tough guys. Blah blah blah. I kind of have an issue with trying to believe the blond haired guy from Glee as a tough lacrosse player but whatever. They kind of try to make the sport into something epic when really it’s a sport no one really thinks about. I think Hollywood is scraping the bottom as far as athletic plotlines. But then again, this one could suprise me. I dare it to.

Being Flynn

I’m actually digging this indy flick. Of course, Robert Deniro tips the scales in its favor, but it just looks cool for some reason. I can’t decide if it’s the story, the cinematics, or just seeing Deniro in this down and out loser father role. But the movie as a whole just looks interesting to me.

The Hunger Games

Now this looks like something different for sure. It’s a strange distant future I assume, and for whatever reason these kids are getting chosen out of a hat to become some kind of warrior. The plot isn’t completely clear but this trailer sure is interesting. I’m hoping that the film itself gives us more action than the trailer lets on though. That would make it close to perfect, assuming the movie is as interesting as the trailer.

Wow. You made it another week. Obviously, we’re the major reason. We’ve gotten you this far by providing you with a weekly helping of things to look forward to… why not do you a solid and drag you through life for one more? We’re all glad you’re here, but you’re looking a little worn out. Why don’t you sit back and let us remind you why you should survive your existence just a little bit longer…

MONDAY NOVEMBER 14th

Matthew Kelly – Drags His Feet Through Life

How I Met Your Mother – Last weeks episode solidified that this season is finally bringing us back to the quality of Season 2. The comedy is solid and while the show still lacks focus on Ted, last week’s ending has left me extremely curious for what will happen in the lives of these characters (plus the fact that we have some new slaps added to the slap bet).

TUESDAY NOVEMBER 15th

Matthew Kelly – Kicking a Can Down the Street

Gym Class Heroes : The Papercut Chronicles II – While Travie’s solo album was a disappointing album with maybe 3 quality tracks Gym Class Heroes has consistently satisfied me. Papercut Chronicles may not be their best album but I’m still excited for what it’s ‘sequel’ will sound like.

30 Rock ReturnsSo I just started watching 30 Rock about a month ago. In one week, I watched all the seasons. I finally understand why people love this show so much. I can’t to become a weekly viewer for this show.

Joshua Jackson – Wishes Things Would Just Get Better
Lots of video games coming out on this day. While I figured that Saints Row: The Third would be a given, an old friend decided to return on this day. Rayman Origins! Looks like Rayman is finally getting the spotlight back from the Rabbids with an awesome looking prequel that’s going back to 2D platforming for the first time on consoles since the original Rayman. Plus, the HD versions come with a free Beyond Good and Evil download, so what more could you want?

YuGiOh Photon Shockwave booster packs are also released today, with plenty of new light monsters to add to your deck. Plus, I’ll finally get my Thunder End Dragon to finish off my dragon deck. It’s been over 5 years in the making people!

Ben Dunn – Is Afraid to Leave the House

Assassins Creed 2.75 (or revelations whatever)Today we get to go on our last quests with Enzio and Altiar. I also can’t wait to see what happens with Desmond after his shocking conclusion in the last game.

Pete Holmes New Stand Up CDThough most people don’t buy stand up cds these days, I highly recommend getting this guy’s. Mostly known for his work as Batman on Collegehumor.com and as the voice of the etrade baby, Pete is probably on of the funniest and freshest comedians performing today. Gave it a listen your earholes will thank you. 

Russell Sherman – Can’t Cross The Street By Himself

Looney Tunes Platinum Collection: Volume 1I’m a huge Disney fan but the Looney Tunes were way better than any Disney animated short.  This does have some the same cartoons as the Golden Collection but these ones are now in glorious blu-ray.  The Rabbit of Seville will never look better!

FRIDAY NOVEMBER 18TH

Molly Mahan – Is Only Excited By Sparkly Things Anymore

Twilight: Breaking Dawn pt.1 I’m not looking forward to the film (I’m using that word lightly here) so much as I am looking to the end of this franchise. The end is nigh for Twilight (Twilight’s twilight?) and I can hardly be more enthused. After years of being inundated with Team Edward, Team Jacob, and the attempt to pass off three of the most unattractive actors as heart throbs, I am stoked to see it and the Twitards finally come to their end.

Save the date! You’re invited to no longer wanting to blow your brains out every time your girl friends regress to the mentality of a 12 year old. Yay!

SATURDAY NOVEMBER 19TH

Jonathan London – Was So Lonely He Started a Website to Make Friends
The Spartan Race Malibu – Not the geekiest way to spend my Saturday but maybe if I pretend I’m in 300 or The Immortals I’ll get a little bit of geek cred. And how can you not imagine yourself in those movies when the obstacles and hills covered race ends with a javelin throw and two Spartans trying to knock you down with pugilist sticks? I’m trying to improve my time from last year so I might just wear a loincloth and sandals for added inspiration. We’ll see what kind of man I am this time Sunday… if I survive.

SUNDAY NOVEMBER 20TH

Joshua Jackson – Picks up Girls Playing DDR… It’s All He Has Left

The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword is finally being released. Based on the information from the developer, this is looking to be the biggest Zelda ever, with more content than you can shake a deku stick at. Then again, developers usually vastly overstate the content in their games leading to release, but regardless, Zelda games have never let me down, and with the impressive showings its had at E3, I’m beyond excited!

 

 

 

 

 


 

With two major game releases, this week quickly turns into the biggest gaming week of the year. Modern Warfare 3 and Skyrim might double down on your hard earned dollar… but there’s still plenty left to vie for it in movies and comics (and not to mention a new Mario game on Sunday)! So how do we sift through it? Well, let’s put it in perspective of a zombie apocalypse.

If we lived in a Walking Dead style world, where each day was a fight for survival, and the option of giving up grows more and more appealing, what (on top of weapons, food and water) could you not live without? Let’s find out!

TUESDAY NOVEMBER 8th

Shane O’Hare – Already Lives in an Apocalyptic Wasteland (aka Alaska)

This week is again all about games games and game. This Tuesday the 8th we got a stack of good shit. Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3. You can expect another great single player narrative this time around. Toss out all that bullshit that is multiplayer and you can easily find your $60 worth sitting in the single player campaign. Then we have Metal Gear Solid HD collection on the 360 and PS3. We get Metal Gear Solid 2 , 3 and Peace Walker all blown up in great HD. So forget the Black Eyed Peas experience and Champion Jockey.


William Bibbiani – Will Have to Outrun the Rest of Us

BLUE VELVET: You must buy this disc! Not only is Blue Velvet, one of David Lynch’s very best films (and that’s really saying something), finally out in high-definition, but this set includes over 50 minutes of footage from the film that had previously been considered lost to the ages. This is right up there with the spider pit footage from the original King Kong, people. Maybe it’ll suck, but at last we’ll finally know for sure. Either way, this is Lynch’s brilliant dissection of Americana, with murder, mutilation and sexual deviancy boiling right up to the surface when young suburbanite Kyle MacLachlan finds a severed ear in the park, which leads him to a bizarre kidnapping case involving a tortured Isabella Rossellini and Dennis Hopper at his most unhinged (again, saying something). MUST BUY!!!
DOCTOR WHO: SERIES SIX (PART 2): Some of us don’t have cable, so we haven’t seen the second half of the latest season of Doctor Who yet. And yes, that means that some of us haven’t illegally downloaded them either. Some of have principles, damn it. But that’s okay, because some of us can finally see the second half of Doctor Who: Season 6 in one giant marathon, in high-definition no less. The complete Series Six will be available in one set later this month, but some of us can’t wait that long. (For the record, some of us are me.)
EXECUTIVE DECISION: If you ignore the ridiculous plot point of boarding a passenger airliner in mid-air without anyone noticing, this 1996 action movie starring Kurt Russell, Halle Berry and Steven Seagal (who famously dies in the first act, but it was shocking the first time you saw it) is a smart and impossibly tense thriller with a fantastic supporting cast and an otherwise clever plotline. It’s a barebones release, but that just means that you’ll probably be able find it really cheap. You’ll never throw away a coffee stirrer again.
THE FISHER KING: Another classic from the 1990s, The Fisher King was Terry Gilliam’s attempt to show Hollywood that he could make a (relatively) normal film on time and on budget after the back-to-back debacles of Brazil and The Adventures of Baron Munchausen. It kinda worked – the film made money, was nominated for five Oscars (winning Best Supporting Actress for Mercedes Ruehl) and helped land him the director’s chair on the even-more-successful Twelve Monkeys – but his reputation for being “difficult” never quite disappeared, and he still has trouble landing high profile projects to this day. Regardless, The Fisher Kingis an awesome movie that stars Jeff Bridges as a former DJ who accidentally inspires one of his listeners to commit mass murder, and tries to redeem himself by helping one of the survivors – Robin Williams, who has gone mad – achieve his dream of finding The Holy Grail. Another bare bones release (which is more annoying in this case, given the film’s greatness), but still a treat to have in high-def.

(JOE STARR NOTE: Fisher King! And Somehow “Angus” Never Even Saw the Light of DVD!)

(MATT KELLY NOTE: Who Needs an Angus DVD when all you need is the Angus Soundtrack)


 

ONE-EYED JACKS: This one’s a novelty… a western directed by Marlon Brando. Yes,that Marlon Brando. (What other Marlon Brando is there?) It’s the only film Brando ever directed, and was a box office success although he was unhappy with the final product. Apparently his director’s cut was over five hours long, so the studio recut it. Brando and Karl Malden play bank robbers, but Malden betrays his partner and takes the money. Malden becomes a respectable sheriff while Brando goes to jail for years, and then, one day, finally returns for payback. One-Eyed Jacks comes to Blu-Ray courtesy of E1 Entertainment, a distribution company not famous for impressive releases, so lord only knows if this disc will do justice to the Oscar-nominated cinematography of Charles Lang, who racked up a whopping 18 Academy Award nominations for his lighting between 1931 and 1973 (he won only once, in 1934, for A Farewell to Arms). Fingers crossed though. You might want to wait for the reviews to decide if it’s worth purchasing or not.
Jonathan London – Will Solve All of the Problems… But It Won’t Save Him
The Professor Layton animated movie, Professor Layton and the Eternal Diva, which has been out in Asia and England for over a year, finally gets released in the U.S. this week from Viz Media… and they’re sending me a copy! The film takes place right after the events of The Last Specter and three years before The Diabolical Box, and I couldn’t be more excited! I love the voice acting and animation from the games and can’t wait to get a full film full of puzzles, mysterious characters and smart detective skills! A true gentleman leaves no problem unsolved!

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 9th

Joe Starr – Zombie Food

AVENGING SPIDER-MAN #1 – A monthly Joe Madureira book! And there’s a J. Scott Campbell variant cover?! Is it 1996 again?! This changes everything! I’ve got a second chance! A SECOND CHANCE I TELL YOU! So long, about to turn 30 Joe! It’s time to New 52 MY LIFE!

Also, Zeb Wells writes a good Spider-Man. 

(ERIC DIAZ NOTE: You have been reading the DC reboot right? It is totally 1996 all over again. Now If only I could find my purple Doc Martens and complete the retro 90’s ness of it all….)


Joshua Jackson – Would Try and Play WiiPlay with the Undead

Out of all the awesome releases on this day, (like the Professor Layton movie,) there are none I’m more excited about than Cave Story 3D. Not only does this remake of the greatest indy title I’ve ever played come with upgraded graphics and new content, but Prinny from Disgaea is making an appearance as well. I love me some Prinny’s dood!

 

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 11th

Shane O’Hare – Wants a Skyrim Job

Skryim… ’nuff said. Grab a case of Dr. Pepper and a pallet of cheetos because you are NOT leaving your computer for a while.


 

Joshua Johnson – Will be Giving that Skyrim Job

Skyrim is finally here! After being blown away by the E3 presentation, I’ve been waiting with baited breath for this one. An even larger world to explore? Giant dragons that can be slain? Crazy new dragon abilities? Yes please! Now all I need are a spare 200 hours to play it all.
Russel Sherman – Will watch the… wait… wasn’t this about the zombie apocalypse?
It may just be a thing that the countries of the Triple Enténte do but I’ve been wearing my poppy (on my jacket, suit at work, and twitter picture) for the last two weeks to show I have not forgotten all the soldiers who fought and died in WWI.  It is on this day that we remember them and their sacrifices they made for their respective countries.  At a young age in Canada the poem In Flanders Fields”by Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae was etched into our memories and printed on the $5.00 bill.

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

  -Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae

Shane O’Hare – IMMORTALS

Also on Friday the 11th we have the Immortals in theaters. I think this may be a pretty enough film to bring be back to a theater. I haven’t been in a theater in MONTHS MONTHS and this honestly peaked my interest enough to pay the man $8. If you’re into documentaries check out Into The Abyss. A film about 2 men who are on death row. Mr. Herzog appears to have a nice film on his hands. Same day after you are all full of adrenaline from Immortals go see J. Edgar. It looks like Leo has pulled another “Aviator” and is going to woo us with another great period piece. 

Saint Mort – HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HOLLOWS PART 2

How come it took 7 movies before they started doing these harry potter adaptations correctly. After hating every film they made based on the book series, finally they did this one right. it was one of the most fun-filled movies experiences I had this year. I can’t wait to relive this shit over and over again. Apparently get your copy now because in 2012 the film is going out of print (cause that makes sense… and money!)


 

SUNDAY NOVEMBER 13th

Joshua Jackson – Would Find a Cure… But Drop it Down a Drain on Accident

When Sunday rolls around, the 3DS will finally be past its growing pains. Super Mario 3D Land hits stores and is bringing the raccoon tail back with it. If its anything like the amazing 3D Mario games that have graced the Wii, then there’s no reason not to pick this up. You know, unless you’re not a fan of fun.


 

 

Kyle Kriner here, gang, and I don’t know if I’m more scared by all these crazy trailers, or because it is in fact already Tuesday again. And you know what Tuesday means… No? Well, it means it’s time for The Trailer Trash Heap!!!

So enjoy the trailers as always, and hope you had a happy Halloween, folks! Till next time, ghouls and goblins!

Five Star Day

A guy down and out, his wife cheating on him, losing his job. All on his birthday. Ok, so we get it, this sucks. But it looks like the movie is going in a bit of a different direction here. This guy decides to track down other people born on the same day and place as him to see how the universe is treating them. I’m not into astrology and all that stuff, but I do think this an interesting little concept. The film seems lighthearted and even funny enough at times to not be bogged down by the emotional stuff that clearly happens.

Into The Abyss

Man, Herzog really knows how to lay it on us. I was expecting a horror film but wind up with something that I think is even scarier; a real life documentary about killers. It was pretty creepy at the beginning and going forward we get deeper and deeper into the crimes these guys committed. It’s not a complicated premise, just looks well executed.

The Innkeepers

Okay, so nothing off the beaten path here. A “haunted”inn, ghost hunters searching for, well, ghosts, being scared to death when they actually find them, and it’s all topped off with some creepy ragtimey music. Nothing that a million movies haven’t done before, but I don’t think it would take away from a good time if you’re bored on a Friday night.

Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax

Well I do remember the Lorax from back in the day, but I can’t say I was all that familiar with the story. But the trailer looks hilarious. Danny Devito is the perfect voice for the Lorax. The comedy is sharp, the jokes work, and the scenery is all gorgeous. Add this to the long list of 3D films that excite me more than live action films.

Garbo: The Spy

Man, talk about another scary documentary. This one looks epic. This guy was kickin’ it with the Nazis and they didn’t even know it. It seems like nobody did, even to this day. I’m totally interested in seeing this story now.

Elite Squad: The Enemy Within

This one pretty much blew me away. We get a great conspiracy set-up, plenty of action, and just an epic scope all around. They could have mentioned that it was from the makers of City Of God, and I would have been all over it anyway. But either way, this one looks awesome.

Roadie

This one may make for a cool little indie flick. We get some familiar faces, and some great moments in the trailer alone. The story of the fallen rockstar/celebrity isn’t one we haven’t seen before, but it’s all about how you do it. I may not be darting off to catch this one, but it might still turn out to be a good one.

ParaNorman

At first I was excited because I thought this was going to be a spoof on all those Paranormal camcorder flicks, but a creepy claymation movie does it for me too. The music is awesome, and it’s a nice touch playing it all the way through and having no dialogue. The animation is cool, the characters look great, and I think this will definitely be a treat.

This weekend, Puss In Boots was the cat’s meow at the box office as it clawed and scratched its way to the top, scaring off the competition

The Top

The Shrek spin-off Puss In Boots dominated the Halloween weekend by earning $34 million. Despite spitting out the competition like a furball, the opening can’t be considered a giant win as it’s going to have to hold at a remarkable level to reach its $130 million budget.

From a Dreamworks angle, Megamind opened to $46 million last year at this time. It failed to beat its father project’s debut as Shrek opened stronger way back in 2001 with $42 million and is only half of Shrek Forever After’s $71 million way back in 2010. It actually opened worse than every Dreamworks release but two. Antz opened with $17.2 million in 1998, which isn’t too far off of Puss’s performance when you factor in inflation and the extra dollars coming in for 3D showings. It also beat Flushed Away, which opened with $18.8 million in 2006, which is not surprising because there was nothing appealing about that movie at all. “Hey, I know! Let’s make a movie about rats mucking about in the sewers!” You could tell it was gonna be a turd just from that pitch.

From a vagina angle, its close to where Octopussy’s $8.9 million would be after inflation, but made over four times what The Box saw with its $7.5 million opening in 2009 and Snatch’s $8 million in 2000. It made almost seven times the $4.5 million that Josie And The Pussycats earned in 2001, and that movie is criminally underrated. Such a great movie.

Puss In Boots slightly bests the $10 million Sleepwalkers opened with in 1992 and The Ghost And The Darkness’s $9 million in 2006. Those were cat comparisons.

Who would win in a fight? Puss In Boots or the Nasonex Bee?

The Rest

Paranormal Activity 3, the sequel to Paranormal Activity and Paranormal Activity 2, saw a monstrous 65% drop  to come in second with $18.5 million. After a historic opening weekend, a sizable drop was expected, but that number is still a little higher than the 60% drop Paranormal Activity 2 saw in its second weekend last year. However, Paranormal Activity 2 ended its theatrical run with $84 million, and Paranormal Activity 3 sits at $81 million after 10 days. The original Paranormal Activity ended its run with $108 million, and actually saw a 7.5% increase in its second weekend of wide release.

Gilmore walked in thinking this was an entirely different type of movie.

America’s favorite new action star, Justin Timberlake, came In Third with In Time. The sci-fi actioner about time literally being money brought in just $12 million.

In Time is the singer turned actor’s first real attempt at being an action star. The attempt fizzles in comparison to Mark Wahlberg’s The Corruptor’s $15 million in 1999 and Will Smith’s $15.5 million with Bad Boys in 1996. But it is better than  LL Cool J’s $4 million with In Too Deep, also in 1999.

Yes, I realize those other guys were all rappers, but what else do you want me to compare it to? On The Line?

The Footloose remake cut loosed its way into the fourth spot by adding another $5.4 million to its total. It’s a movie about a town that outlaws dancing.

The Rum Diary pulled in a measly $5 million and opened in fifth. It seems low for a Johnny Depp movie, but is right on par with his previous Hunter S. Thompson love letter, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, which opened with $3.3 million in 1999. However, Fear and Loathing was made for $18 million, whereas The Rum Diary had a $50 million budget.

The Rum Diary co-stars Amber Heard, who is quite possibly the closest thing to perfection we have on this planet. You should watch All The Boys Love Mandy Lane.

In the U.S. this many people on a bike would be illegal.

Real Steel fell out of the top five for the first time since its release four weeks ago and finished sixth, followed by The Three Musketeers in seventh and The Ides Of March holding strong at eighth.

Moneyball is still hanging in there at ninth, while Dolphin Tale finally fell out of the top 10. Courageous actually jumped back into the top 10 to take 10th.

The Worst

Come on, it’s a holiday. Let’s all just enjoy Halloween and not be mean for a week.

Next

Will Tower Heist join the recent run of star-filled bombs? Or will it actually hijack the top spot from Puss In Boots? How amazing does A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas look? Will it have the power to make an impact on the top five?

 

Coast through the sugar shock of eating more candy than you gave out on Monday by partaking in some (mostly motionless) activities this week!

Monday

Frank Angones- Hallowinner

Candy. Plain and simple.  Preferably Reeses, but I’m not picky.  These Trick or Treaters are gonna have to fight me for the Whoppers.

Tuesday

Joe Starr- True Believer

The biggest reason to survive this week:

It’s an All New, All Different Geekscape Presents!

More Amazing than Spider Man.
Newer than the entire 52.
More meta than Deadpool.
Sexually shallower than Starfire.
Not quite as wordy as a Bendis script.
Something something Miles Morales.

Geekscape.net’s newly rebooted monthly comedy show!

FEATURING

Asterios Kokkinos
Bailee Desrocher
Drennon Davis
Greg Edwards
Joe Starr
HEADLINER: Brandie Posey

NO COVER, 1/2 priced appetizers & FREE parking.  9PM – Michael’s Bar & Grill 2825 W. Olive

Shane O’Hare- Hates Playing Against Oddjob

DAMN! Busy day this Tuesday. First off Skrillex’s first studio album is supposed to be released on his new record label OWSLA. From the tracks that have been leaked and stuff Skrillex has been playing live, it’s going to be a different stack of tracks than his last two EP’s.

As for video games, I am looking forward to Metal Gear Rising and Goldeneye: Reloaded. MGR is an 360 exclusive where you play as Raiden. The new engine that the Kojima crew wrote for the sword play in it is pretty damn impressive. As for Goldeneye, I just hope it’s not a monumental disappointment like the LAST Goldeneye remake. I played some at SDCC this year and it felt pretty damn rad, but only release date will tell.

Tuesday is also the day the GTA:V trailer is released.

Stephen Prescott- Daring Young Man on the Flying Trapeze

Arkham City Nightwing pack is released!  As much as I enjoyed playing Arkham Asylum, I haven’t had a lot of time for video games lately. That changes on Tuesday though because I will finally get to pretend to be Dick Grayson doing acrobatics and kicking bad guy ass when the Nightwing pack for Arkham City is released. Nightwing has been my favorite super hero since I was a little kid so I’m really looking forward to playing through what I hear is one of the best games of all time, with my favorite super hero of all time. I’ll definitely be making mucho time for video game playing this week.

Joshua Jackson- Miles “Tails” Powers Enthusiast

They say money doesn’t grow on trees but these are the kind of days you wish it did. There’s way too much that I’m looking forward to on this day so I’ll keep each one brief.

YuGiOh Wave 2 Holiday Tins.  If you thought the first wave of tins were great, wait until you check out the second ones. Featuring either Galaxy Eyes Photon Dragon or Number 10: Illumiknight, (both of which are yet to be released until now,) each tin also comes with five booster packs and reprints of hard to find cards. Oh, and one of those reprints in both tins is Solemn Warning, a much sought after card that works in any deck. It’s a perfect gift for the duelist in your life… especially if that duelist is you.

Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception.  After a fantastic start and a strong sequel, Nathan Drake is back for his third outing of adventuring, shooting and constantly falling off of ledges. Over and over and over again. The demo and multiplayer beta were pretty neat, so here’s to hoping the game keeps up the high standards its built.

Sonic Generations. Last year’s Sonic Colors built up a ton of steam for the mascot that many had declared dead. This year’s game is looking to build on the game play of Colors while adding classic 2D Sonic and remastered levels across the hedgehog’s long history for a solid injection of nostalgia. Whether or not hedgehog on human relationships were one of the things returning is yet to be revealed.

Nightwing DLC.  I echo Stephen. Dick Grayson has been my favorite ever since I watched Burt Ward run around in spandex briefs with Adam West, and while I’ve sworn off most DLC, Nightwing is one I won’t pass up. While it’s too bad he won’t be playable in the campaign, challenge mode will be more than enough to feed my appetite for erm… Grayson? What can I say? I love me some Dick.

Noel Nocciolo- Judgment Darer

Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns) is the debut book of essays by Mindy Kaling.  (I read this as, How Noel Spent Her Junior High Years (And Why She Read So Many Books).  I’ve never seen “The Office.”  (Judge away, bitches)  I enjoyed the book’s excerpts found around the internet so much, I laughed like an idiot to myself for days and emailed the passages to friends.  I look forward to laughing out loud inappropriately in public, while reading.

The lovely Robin Bacior will be releasing “Rest Our Wings” under her own label, Consonants & Vowels.  Bacior’s first full-length LP (an 4-song EP was released in 2010) is a must for fans of singer-songwriters who have something to say.  No whiny drivel here, only thoughtful folk-driven music.  www.robinbacior.com order the album at: http://robinbacior.bandcamp.com/  And for fans of modern dance and/or cool camera video tricks, check out Robin’s video for “Ohio” here:  http://vimeo.com/29336898

Wednesday

Frank Angones- Forbush Man Cosplayer

The big old League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Omnibus comes out today, so I might finally be able to force myself to read all of “Century” and “The Black Dossier”.  But more importantly, as a long time fan of Marvel’s “What The–?” and “Not Brand Echh,” I’m happy to see the publication of Shame Itself #1.  This special from such esteemed comedy writers as Wyatt Cenac and Elliot Kalan of The Daily Show and Michael Kupperman, this book promises to answer the questions about the Marvel Universe you were ashamed to ask!” Like “What are the odds Squirrel Girl would date me in real life?”

Saturday

Russell Sherman- Fights the Powers That Be

The Anonymous Take-Down of Facebook. Some of you reading this may think there would be no reason to live without Facebook but it will be okay, the forums here at Geekscape will still be active.  Now if agree or disagree with them it doesn’t matter, our hacker overlords are doing this for us we just may not understand their reasons for it yet.  This along with the take-downs of the servers hosting child porn makes me think these guys aren’t all that bad.

Sunday

Russell Sherman- Has Whole Elaborate Towns Meticulously Constructed in His Model Train Dungeon

I don’t know much about Hell on Wheels, this new AMC program but it appears that it revolves around the railroad and for a big fan of trains like myself that’s reason enough for me to watch the pilot.

 

Man, how time flies! It’s already Tuesday, which means that yours truly, Kyle Kriner, is here with your weekly fix of movie trailers. Some good, some not so good, so is the story of life.

Well, enough philosophy for the day. Let’s get down to business. Not too many trailers this week, but for you movie fans, it’s never enough anyway. Constantly itching and scratching for more. Hopefully you can hold on another week. If you can’t, bill Jonathan London for any and all damages inflicted upon yourself. Adios!

The Devil Inside

I honestly don’t really see how this could be interesting at this point. Blair Witch type of movies are clearly back in style these days, and every couple of months we get another stupid movie shot in first person view, with a bunch of stuff that the movie makers want us to actually believe. This one doesn’t seem to stray at all from the beaten bath. It actually stays right on it. Come on, time for some originality in your horror movies, guys.

The Conquest

Even though this is a French movie, it did kind of grab me a bit. Not a lot, but a bit. I like the mix of dry, dark humor they have along with the conspiracy plot they’re using. I think the film may actually be interesting to see.

The Woman In Black

I believe I featured a teaser for this one a while back, and remember it looking kind of lame. But this trailer really turned me around. It looks totally eerie, spooky, and makes me want to keep my eyes glued to the screen. Hopefully Harry (Daniel Radcliffe) isn’t too annoying in this one, otherwise I think this one looks like a great time.

Chronicle

I know I literally just got done bashing movies shot in the first person. But I gotta give it up to this one. I love the original take on super powers here. Running around pranking people with my telepathy would be awesome. So we start off with some laughs, but the movie turns into something totally epic. I’m definitely excited for this one.

All’s Faire In Love

You know, I never really get tired of laughing at these role playing, renaissance people. The movie is a bit over the top in some places I’m sure, but the concept is still funny, and the humor seems pretty genuine. Christina Ricci looks great, and I think this is going to be one of those fun comedies that shouldn’t be overlooked.

The Flowers Of War

Hm, a period peice war movie starring Christian Bale. This one actually couldn’t get any worse for me. Although Bale has impressed me a few times, it still doesn’t make this movie any more watchable to me. I can’t really understand the plot from the trailer, but the whole thing pretty much bored me anyway, even with them trying to wake me up at the end with all those gunshots.

In The Land Of Blood And Honey

Man, another snoozer in my book. Angelina Jolie wrote and directed it, looks like a WW2 story. Since I only get to judge the trailers, it’s perfectly fair for me to say that this one also looks totally boring. Sure, maybe the actual film will give us more suspense or more going on. But as far as trailers go, just add it to the list of boring period peices for me.

Ok, guys, I’m gonna dedicate a good amount of time to writing this intro.  I’ve waste too much of my week stuck to the PS3, time for some real work to- hey! A Riddler Trophy! And another one! OH NO! A PHONE CALL FROM THE MURDEROUS VICTOR ZSASZ! SMOKE PELLET!

Check out this stuff and leave me alone for a week, okay? I’m Batman.

Monday

Joshua Jackson- Executive VP in Charge of Waddle Dees

It’s been a long time coming, but we’re finally getting that Kirby console platformer that was promised way back on the Gamecube.
Kirby: Return to Dreamland brings Kirby back to the TV screen, where he’s sure to suck and blow like only he can. To follow the co-op trend, Return to Dreamland will have four player co-op, except unlike New Super Mario Bros and Kirby’s Epic Yarn where each character was exactly the same, Meta Knight, King DeDeDe and a badass spear wielding Waddle Dee each have their own abilities. It’s like if Mario 2 was four player! And come on, who hasn’t wanted to play as Waddle Dee? (Editor’s Note: Everyone.  Everyone Hasn’t.)

Tuesday

Jonathan London- High Falutin’ Movie Star

The People VS George Lucas is on DVD! This is a movie I became involved very early on in the process and became close friends with the filmmakers, helping them to get a few former Geekscape guests into the movie. It’s been pretty rewarding to see the movie achieve a lot of success on the festival circuit and now everyone gets a chance to see the film for itself. Alexandre Phillipe and company have put together the film equivalent of sitting through a very intense and insightfully balanced panel discussion on one of our favorite topics: George Lucas. Those of you who think that you’ve already heard all of the bitching and moaning (and praise) about the man will still find something new in the film to further shape your opinion of the man.


Ian Kerner- Star-Spangled Curmudgeon

I think everyone who was looking forward to Captain America: The First Avenger (Out on Blu and DVD) was at least a little concerned that a man running around in spandex on the battlefield in World War II would look cheesy, but the movie managed to make it make sense. Amazing action and heartfelt drama – I actually teared up towards the end. Hayley Atwell is a breakout star. Easily the best Marvel movie yet.

Russell Sherman- Will Find A Way

The People vs. George Lucas would have been on my list for this week but the people of Canada could have picked it up weeks ago, I’ve been seeing it in stores since mid to early September.  So instead I’m going to recommend Jurassic Park (Out on Blu).  Now it may be the entire trilogy but I’m going to pretend that the last two movies don’t exist and that this is the only way that I’ll ever get to see the awesomeness of the first one in glorious High Definition.

William Bibbiani- On Blu-Ray!

The Conversation on Blu-Ray! In 1975, Francis Ford Coppola’s The Godfather, Part II won Best Picture at the Academy Awards. You know what it was up against? Francis Ford Coppola’s other movie that year, The Conversation. And personally, I think The Conversation is the better film. Gene Hackman stars as Harry Caul, a surveillance expert who gets caught up in a mystery that threatens his life and his sanity (one of which he will lose). Hackman has never been better, and there are at least two scenes in the movie you will probably never forget.

Island of Lost Souls on Blu-Ray! There are two kind of people who will read this. The majority of you, who will wonder “What’s that?” and the rest of us, who are pumping our fists and yelling “Finally!” Island of Lost Souls is the first ever film adaptation of The Island of Doctor Moreau, and considered by many to be the very best. Which is easy for them to say, since it’s been unavailable on home video for, basically, ever. Never been on DVD before, that’s for sure, and if you’ve found a copy of VHS or Blu-Ray, well, you’re a better man than I. Plus, it’s from the Criterion Collection, so it boasts an army of impressive special features and probably the best transfer possible for a movie from 1932.

Rare Exports on Blu-Ray! From Finland comes what may be the best Christmas horror movie since Black Christmas, a chilling tale (because it’s freezing over there) about an archaeological dig to uncover the tomb of Santa Claus, whose legend has evolved so much over the years that people forgot that he wasn’t a homicidal demon. Beautifully shot, and told from the perspective of a Spielbergian little boy who saves the day because he’s the only one who believes… that Santa is evil and has to be taken down.

Shane O’Hare- Hated All But Two Games This Decade

Six years after the release of Battlefield 2, one of the most genre-changing multiplayer games of ALL time, we get the sequel. Battlefield 3 is going to be next level, with the new Frostbite engine from DICE, we have graphics offered that have never before been seen. With the public beta offering a taste of what is to come and an aggressive ad campaign, BF3 created a run on computer hardware to the tune of almost a billion dollars. I am more excited for this game than any other game that has come out this decade.

Josh Jackson- CFO in Charge of Inappropriate Images

Finally, the game we’ve all been waiting for is finally here! That’s right, I’m talking about Dance Central 2!

Screw Batman, Uncharted, Zelda and Modern Warfare, this is my most anticipated game of this year, and from what I’ve already played, there’s no reason for it not to be. Not only does it feature a much improved set list, the ability to import the entire set list from the first game and supports all existing DLC, but it handles simultanious 2 player dancing so well, which is a shock since most Kinect games don’t even handle one player at a time without dropping the image. This will be the first time that paperweight called my Kinect will see extensive use since, well… Dance Central 1! Well, besides getting flagged for inappropriate images.


Noel Nocciolo- VP in Charge of Wild Years

A new album from Tom Waits, aptly titled, Bad As Me.  He’s my favorite badass in music and he takes his badass-ness to a myriad of heights with projects that are a little….off.  Jim Jarmusch movies. A really odd scene in Domino while one of his songs echoed in the background. Scored the Francis Ford Coppola critically-panned snoozer, One From The Heart with Crystal Gayle.  Has recently enlisted his son to play drums while on tour in mostly smaller markets where he claimed he’d never been and/or folks owed him money.  Has enlisted Les Claypool to wail on the bass guitar in the studio.  Isn’t afraid to be weird.  Isn’t afraid to tell macabre, sensitive and thought-provoking stories.  Opted for Marin County, California over Los Angeles to live, work and raise two (now grown) children.  Has written songs about hookers and g-strings.

Tom Waits is a dude’s artist.  I listen to him almost exclusively when I’m trying to get into the head-space of a dude, stay there for a minute, see how it jives, trying to get the xy thing. Tom Waits does Tom Waits; he doesn’t give a shit if you aren’t into what he’s throwing out to the ether, and very rarely plays live.  In an industry of pleasers, this is awesomely rare.  Every few years we are given the treat of new material.  In 2004’s Real Gone, he boldly embodied both the narrative voice of a deployed soldier as a person of both pride and of situational discontent in “Day After Tomorrow,” pointedly forcing the listener (mostly dudes) to think and feel something while hearing to the barren recording.  Waits’ wife is a writer and they often work together, further illustrating the “behind every good man is an incredible woman” theory.  He’s one of the few musicians making interesting work that could very easily just be read as poetry.

Can’t wait to see what kind of badass trouble I find myself in when I hear this record.

Molly Mahan- Eliminates the Impossible, Remains Improbable

Literature is still considered geeky, even if it’s not sci-fi or fantasy, right? If not, then the fact that one of the tales is penned by Neil Gaiman should at least give it some geek-cred. A Study in Sherlock is a new anthology of stories from modern writers, inspired by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes. Edited by Laurie R. King (author of the Mary Russell series, which features Holmes) and Leslie S. Klinger (the scholarly authority on Sherlock Holmes), the anthology contains stories by Lee Child, Jan Burke, Tony Broadbent and more, there’s even a comic strip by Colin Cotterill! And I know comics are considered “geeky”.

Wednesday

Jonathan London- May Be An Elaborate Halloween Hoax

War of the Worlds (Out on XBLA) is a game I’ve been excited about since seeing the demo at E3 this year. Narrated by Patrick Stewart and set in 1953 London, the grey-scale game looks and plays a lot like the original 2D titles Prince of Persia and Out of This World, some of the greatest experiences of my early gaming life. If you loved those games, or last year’s Limbo, this is a game you won’t want to skip. The animation, the art direction and the sound design all look to lend themselves to a pretty awesome little game that might be the surprise download title of the year. Plus, it’s pretty damn awesome to see Martian ray guns frying fleeing army men into dust!

Frank Angones- Doesn’t Talk To Fish

This week sees the wrap up of the massively fun Spider-Island crossover in Amazing Spider-Man and the beginning of  Wolverine and the X-Men by Jason Aaron, who’s insanely fun, time-travelly Astonishing Spider-Man & Wolverine earned him an instant-buy pass from me. But I’m most excited for Aquaman #2.  Of all the New 52 relaunches, Aquaman was the happiest surprise.  Why?  Because it was a LIGHTHEARTED and UNIQUE.  So many of the books were carbon copy origin stories, a lot of grim and gritty nonsense.  Don’t get me wrong; there are plenty of big, scary moments and fish monsters.  Plus, it’s Geoff Johns, so I wouldn’t get too attached to that arm if I were you, Arthur Curry.  Still, there was a mix of epic action and humor in this book that put me in the mind of Johns/Katz’s Booster Gold run, which was one of my favorite books of the past couple of years.  With Pak/Van Lente’s Herc series on the chopping block at Marvel, I’m gonna start reading this book and Azzarello’s Wonder Woman back to back in a desperate attempt to scratch that itch.

 

Alexander (Monstar) Raymond – Likes His Buckets of Blood Bright Red

Horror Of Dracula/Curse of the Werewolf Screening! Those that are familiar with the legacy of Hammer Horror are well aware of the significance of Horror of Dracula. It’s was the movie that placed Hammer Studios on the map and led the “House of Hammer” to becoming the biggest name in British Horror. This also began the popular teaming of Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee in horror films, which continued in such films as Mummy and  The Curse of Frankenstein. Wednesday night at the Aero Theatre in Santa Monica, a special screening of this Hammer classic will take place at 7:30 on a double bill with the Oliver Reed starring Curse of the Werewolf. Curse is Hammer’s take on a werewolf tale, far removed from the Universal Larry Talbot tale that most are accustom to. To see these films again on the big screen is truly a treat. More info on the screening can be found here.

Thursday

Russell Sherman- Fantasy Frog Baseball League President

To the delight of pot heads throughout the world (I would say hipsters but the ones I know don’t get excited about anything) Beavis and Butthead (MTV, 10 PM EST) return to the airwaves.  I wasn’t a fan of the show then and I probably wont watch it this time around but I am a fan of companies seeing that there is a market for nostalgia and capitalizing on it.  I prefer when they do things like this and just bring back a show with the original cast (Furturama, Family Guy) instead of doing reboots of say the Mod Squad (I don’t have the facts to back this up but this will be next years reboot).

Frank Angones- Should Probably Rinse Off These Vampire Teeth He Found In His Coat Pocket

More than any other show on the air, Community knows how to do an epic theme episode; at this point, their yearly Paintball episodes are a holiday unto themselves.  Following up last years’ Zombie Outbreak Special, this year’s Community Halloween Special (NBC, 8 PM EST) looks like a riff on the old Treehouse of Horror setup, with each member of the study group telling scary stories in an attempt to figure out who amongst them has actual homicidal tendencies.  Looks like Community has finally how to shove several theme episodes into one! (Hopefully, that’s the case, and not a matter of the ever-on-the-bubble sitcom trying to get all their crazy Halloween episode ideas out there out of fear of cancellation).

Friday

Shane O’Hare- VP in Charge of Theatre Drinking

The Rum Diary. A movie starring Johnny Depp in a Hunter S. Thompson story? Yes please! I know it’s trendy to be all up on Depp’s junk especially for the hipsters who think they are fans of Hunter S. Thompson because they saw Fear and Loathing when their parents were at a Christmas party getting drunk and ignoring them, but I am genuinely interested. I’m going to take a 3 hour break from BF3 this week, grab a Rum and Coke and rolling to the theater to take a gander.

Molly Mahan- Is Coming Off As Way More Literary Than The Rest Of Us This Week

Although I don’t care much for the academic dilemma that is the film’s thesis (does it really matter if Bill Shakespeare wrote the plays and sonnets credited to him? It’s the words that are revered, not the man), I do enjoy political intrigue, period pieces and alt-history (what it?) story telling. By the looks of it, Anonymous has all that in spades. I’m hoping, at the very least, for some excellent Elizabethan word play and at least one soliloquy.

Eugene Ramos- May Own a Codpiece

Once in a blue moon, something comes along that makes me question my decision to major in British Literature of the 1500s. This Friday it’s Roland Emmerich’s Anonymous, which argues that I wasted four years of my life and $100 grand believing that Shakespeare wrote all the plays attributed to him. Sigh … who am I kidding? EVERYTHING makes me question my decision to major in British Literature of the 1500s.

(Editor’s Note: This Tuesday is St. Crispin’s Day. Wouldn’t you rather get drunk on mead, rent Branagh’s Henry V, and bellow loudly instead?)

 

Saturday

Tanya Tate- Is Open To Cosplay Suggestions

Next weekend, October 29th & 30th, the annual Long Beach Comic Con is going to take place. I’ve gone to the LBCC a few times, and I have always had a great time going. You may have seen me in full cosplay mode as Susan Storm, The Invisible Woman or Green Lantern Arisia. I have not made up my mind who I’m going to be dressed as this time, but I’m sure it’ll be something fun.

Guests for this upcoming convention include John Carpenter (Halloween, The Thing), Shane Black (director of 2013 release, Iron Man 3 and that guy who told the naughty jokes in the movie Predator)  and many more. Panels include one by Robot Chicken and one on The Simpson’s Treehouse of Horror.  More info on all the guests, panels and going ons can be found on the Long Beach Comic Con website . And here’s a YouTube video I did at an earlier LBCC.

This weekend, Paranormal Activity 3 frightened off the competition with a monster of an opening and scared its way into the record books in spooktacular fashion.

The Top

Paranormal Activity 3, the sequel to Paranormal Activity and Paranormal Activity 2, opened with an enormous $54 million and became the biggest opening ever for a Fall release, as well as the biggest opening ever for a horror film. It also became the biggest opening for a Paranormal Activity movie.

In 2009, the first Paranormal Activity earned $19.6 million with its wide release. Last year, Paranormal Activity 2 doubled that with $40.6 million. In 2012, Paranormal Activity 4 should open with $70 million. You read it hear first. Combined, the three movies have earned $114 million on their opening weekends alone. When comparing that to the $8 million it’s taken to make all three, it’s pretty safe to assume we’ll be seeing quite a few more of these.

To compare it to other third installments of horror franchises, A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors opened with $8.8 million in 1987. Even after inflation, it doesn’t come close to $54 million, despite being the best in its franchise. Coming close to the $54 million, but still not quite there is the $9.4 million that Friday the 13th Part III opened to in 1982. Let’s all just pretend that Halloween 3 doesn’t exist and move past that one.

Comparing it to more recent franchises, it also bested Saw III’s $33.6 million and Final Destination 3’s $19 million, both in 2006. It also came in slightly ahead of Scream 3’s $34.7 million in 2000.

Looking at it compared to 3’s that came out last year, Paranormal Activity’s $54 million barely beat out Jackass 3-D’s $50 million, but completely obliterated Step Up 3-D’s $15.8 million, which is fitting because Step Up 3-D sucked. It was only half of the $110 million Toy Story 3 saw, so it isn’t the king of 3’s, but did prove that you can have a third installment in a franchise and still resist the urge to make it 3-D.

The Rest

After two weeks at the top, Real Steel, the movie about robot boxing, finally fell down to the second spot while earning another $11.3 million to put its three week total at $67.2 million. It’s holding better in its third weekend than Hugh Jackman’s Van Helsing did in 2004. Van Helsing saw a 49% drop in it’s third weekend for $10 million, while Real Steel only fell 30%. It’s still a couple weeks away from breaking even on its budget, but it will get there.

The Footloose remake illegally danced its way to the number three spot. It only saw a 30% drop and added another $10.8 million to its total to push it to $30.8 million after 10 days compared to its $24 million budget. It may be completely unnecessary and ridiculous, but it’s at least profitable. Despite not opening as strong as recent dance movies, it held stronger than all three Step Ups, Save The Last Dance and Stomp The Yard. Everybody cut loose.

Opening in fourth was another new release, The Three Musketeers, with a weak $8.8 million. Despite having two more, it was behind the opening of The Musketeer with $10.3 million in 2001. After being adjusted for inflation, it also opened weaker than The Three Amigos did with $5.9 million in 1986.

We’re surrounded… by more competent movies.

The Three Musketeers marks the return to movies where he can play with a sword for Orlando Bloom, but didn’t even see half the success of his previous weakest release where he gets to play with a sword, Kingdom Of Heaven in 2005 with $19.6 million. It obviously doesn’t come close to his franchises where he got to play with a sword, The Lord Of The Rings and Pirates Of The Caribbean, and brought in only about a fourth of what he earned with Troy in 2004 ($46.8 million).

The Ides Of March is holding strong, as it came in fifth and added another $4.8 million.

Dolphin Tale and Moneyball continue to remain almost identical as they hang in there at sixth and seventh. They sit at $64.3 and $63.7 million, respectively.

The other major wide release, Johnny English Reborn, opened all the way in eighth place with $3.8 million. That’s much weaker than its predecessor, Johnny English, which opened with $9.1 million in 2003. It’s also off the pace of star Rowan Atkinson’s Mr. Bean’s Holiday’s $9.8 million in 2007. On the surface, this looks like a bomb, but in reality, the American market was pretty much an afterthought as it’s already earned over $100 million worldwide and is still going strong.

“I could care less about the U.S. box office.

This movie’s already earned enough to buy this entire mountain of cocaine!”

 

The Worst 

It hasn’t been a good Halloween season for The Thing. In just its second weekend, the remake/prequel plummeted 63% and fell all the way to ninth place. Out of the rest of the top 10, no other film dropped more than 34%. It only managed to add another $3.1 million and has only earned $14.1 million after 10 days. For a horror movie released two weeks before Halloween, those are horrible numbers.

While it’s definitely a failure, The Thing is at least faring better than last year’s failure of a horror remake released in October, Let Me In. Let Me In was out of the top 10 by its second week and only ended its theatrical run with $12 million compared to a $20 million budget. The Thing is slightly ahead with it’s $14.1 million, but it isn’t going to make its $35 million dollar budget back.

In other, “at least it isn’t” good news for The Thing, at least it isn’t The Big Year. Last week’s major bomb ended its theatrical run after only one week and $4 million worth of earnings, despite its $40 million budget. The Owen Wilson/Jack Black/Steve Martin birdwatching comedy goes down as one of the year’s biggest failures.

Next

Three wide releases will attempt to scare Paranormal Activity 3 out of the top spot next week. Let’s be honest, Puss In Boots probably will. But how will the others fare? Will America’s next great action star, Justin Timberlake, find success with In Time? Can Johnny Depp strike gold with another Hunter S. Thompson adaptation? Why is Anonymous only opening in 200 theaters despite a fairly decent sized advertising push? More people need to know if Shakespeare was a fraud!

Despite trying, nobody was able to illegally dance or shape-shift their way to the top spot as Real Steel came out throwing robot hay-makers and robot boxed its way to number one for the second weekend in a row.

The Top

Real Steel, the Hugh Jackman lead heartfelt story about a father, his son and robot boxing, held strong in it’s second weekend by adding another $16.3 million and claiming the top spot again. It saw a 40% dropoff from it’s opening weekend and is sitting at $51.7 million so far.

Comparing it from a Hugh Jackman perspective, it held stronger than 2009’s Wolverine, which saw a 69% dropoff in its second weekend, but brought in over $10 million more than Real Steel. In 2004, Van Helsing saw a 60% dropoff and brought in $20.7 million, but quickly faded in the weeks following that. Granted, those were both released during blockbuster season, so it’s hard to make a proper comparison. But in 2008, Australia dropped 52% to $7 million in it’s second weekend. With its relatively strong hold and positive word of mouth, Real Steel should have solid staying power over the next few weeks and should go down as Jackman’s biggest hit that isn’t Wolverine related.

For director Shawn Levy, the second weekend is almost identical to his last outing with last year’s Date Night for the second week in a row. That film went on to gross $98 million domestically, but did so as an April release. In order to reach that number or surpass it, Real Steel will have to do it amongst stiffer competition as it battles the Halloween horror rush and heads into Thanksgiving.

I’m gonna be honest here, I have no clue what to compare this movie to. Even as nonsensical and absurd as my comparisons can get, I don’t know where to go with a robot boxing movie. Hugh Jackman is Australian, and I watch a lot of Australian movies, so I guess I could suggest some of those, but none involve robots punching other robots in the face. I have nowhere else to go though, so I’m gonna do that. The first three Australian films that come to mind that I really enjoyed and think you should check out are my favorite movie of 2010, Red Hill, the most depressing movie I’ve ever seen, 2009’s Beautiful and the Heath Ledger/Abbie Cornish druggie love story from 2006, Candy.

From a depressing angle, Real Steel’s $16.3 million is more than Warrior, a film about humans punching each other in the face, has made in its entire six week run in theaters so far. Warrior sits at just $13.5 million after six weeks, despite extremely positive word of mouth and legitimate Oscar buzz for Nick Nolte.

The Rest

The unnecessary remake of 1984’s Footloose made a strong push for number one, but fell short with $16.1 million to land in the second spot. While it seems like a strong debut, it’s lower than expected considering this was one of the widest releases ever. To compare with a similar title, when adjusted for inflation, the original Footloose opened with $20 million.

Other than not living up to the original, it also fell short of other dance films from recent years. In 2007, Stomp The Yard, which I firmly stand by saying is a great film, opened with $21.8 million. It also fell short of Step Up ($20.7 million) and Step Up 2 The Streets ($18.9 million). It did manage to beat Step Up 3D’s $15.8 million, but let’s all be honest, Step Up 3D sucked.

Comparing it to other remakes of 80’s films that Kevin Bacon is in, Footloose didn’t even come close to the $40.5 million Friday The 13th made in 2009.

Another remake came in third as The Thing scared up a measly $8.7 million. As far as attendance goes, the remake’s numbers were almost identical to the original back in 1982.

Someone brought a gun to a fire fight…

The Thing’s star, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, is no stranger to the horror genre, but usually sees much more success. She had solid openings with 2005’s The Ring Two ($35 million) and 2006’s Final Destination 3 ($19 million). Oh yeah, and she survived the Tarantino/Rodriguez box office miss of 2007’s Grindhouse ($11.5 million). The Thing did, however, double her last horror remake effort, the 2006 trainwreck that was Black Christmas ($3.7 million).

The Thing’s opening doesn’t even hold up to recent remakes of horror movies that were nowhere near as popular as the original The Thing. Six years ago on this same weekend, another remake of a John Carpenter film, The Fog, opened with $11.7 million. And nobody even likes the original The Fog. Even The Stepfather saw more success with $11.6 million, and nobody cares about the original The Stepfather.

The Ides Of March held strong after it’s debut last week, only seeing a 28% drop off and added another $7.5 million to come in fourth.

Dolphin Tale continues to hold strong as it came in fifth by tacking on another $6.3 million to its impressive four week total. Good for everybody involved, but this movie needs to drop out of the top ten already. Not because I think the idea of a feel good story about Morgan Freeman making a robot tale for a gimpy dolphin, but because you have no idea how hard it is when I’m writing about this movie not to bring up that book that guy wrote about how he had a sexual relationship with a dolphin for a long time. I think they’re making a movie about that, so I’ll just have to wait for the release of Dolphin Tail to talk about that.

Seriously though, not to get off topic or anything, but google ‘dolphin sex’ if you’re bored sometime. It’s ridiculous.

Brad Pitt’s Moneyball only saw a 26% drop off in its fourth weekend to come in sixth with $5.5 million, followed in seventh by 50/50, which also saw a small drop off of 24% and added $4.3 million to officially earn quadruple its budget.

Courageous rounds out the top eight, but I’m tired of talking about that movie.

In limited release, The Skin I Live In earned $231,000 despite only opening in six theaters. The Antonio Banderas movie average $38,500 per theater, which is the highest average since Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part Two’s $38,672 in July.

The Worst

The Big Year opening in mid-October was fitting, because it was so much of a bomb its scary. The bird watching comedy tried to cash in on the star power of Owen Wilson, Jack Black and Steve Martin, but failed miserably and opened in ninth place by only earning $3.3 million.

“Look! Over there! An audience member! No. Wait. False alarm. Just another sleeping usher.”

The opening immediately drops to the bottom of the resume for each of the three stars, as it only barely beat out some of the biggest bombs for all of them.

For Steve Martin, 1994’s Mixed Nuts was his most disappointing opening, but it still earned $2.3 million on 800 fewer theaters. After inflation, that opening is better than The Big Year’s.

Owen Wilson’s biggest bomb previously was 2004’s The Big Bounce. It also opened with $3.3 million, but was just slightly ahead of The Big Year. For Jack Black, it barely beat out the $3.2 million that his Tenacious D movie made in 2006. In 2008, he saw a bigger opening ($4 million) with Be Kind, Rewind, despite it opening in only 808 theaters, compared to The Big Year’s 2,150.

The Big Year was a big turd and won’t even earn a fourth of it’s $41 million budget domestically. It’ll be lucky to even reach a fifth of it.

Next

Next week sees four movies opening wide hoping to shake things up. Are people tired of the Paranormal Activity movies already, or can three scare off the competition? Will people run out in packs to see the long awaited, long overdue sequel to Johnny English? What’s that? You didn’t realize it’s a sequel? Yeah, the first one came out a while ago. Do we really need another retelling of The Three Musketeers? Can the Mighty Macs skate into the top ten on just 1,000 screens? Also, Being Elmo: A Puppeteer’s Journey opens in one theater. If you live near that theater, I am jealous.

Man, are you guys going to be excited you made it through all those other weeks.  It was real touch and go there for a while, but finally, a HUGE ASS week full of reasons you’ve survived this far.

And chief amongst all these reasons, of course, is ZOMBCON, taking place this Thursday-Sunday in Seattle!  Join us along with horror luminaries like Tom Savini, Sid Haig, castmembers from the Walking Dead and True Blood, and many more! Because, let’s face it, by Thursday, you will have already put in a solid 48 hours straight into Arkham City and will probably need to socialize.  Check out http://www.zombcon.com/ for more info.

Here’s what else we’re looking forward to this week.

Monday

Joshua JacksonVP in Charge of Sick Burns

Remember when half the internet thought Professor Layton and the Specter’s Flute wasn’t coming? Not only is this game a prequel to the amazing puzzle series of games that have been released on the Nintendo DS, meaning that anyone can jump into this one without knowing the rest of the story, but aside from the main game, it’s also going to include an RPG that’s supposedly has 100 + hours of content. If Arkham City is anything like Arkham Asylum, that’s like… 10 times the content!

Tuesday

Shane O’HareChampion Jockey

The only game worth looking out for this week besides Champion Jockey is Batman: Arkham City. I passed up the first one due
to the fact the demo played like Splinter Cell with a Batman mod on it. This one looks like they took the tried and true formula from the
first one and pumped that shit up to 11. I am genuinely excited this time around and will pick up a copy!

Joshua JacksonLombax Conservationist

Ratchet and Clank has been one of the most consistent video game franchises in a long time. Each installment has gotten better and better, but the only blemish on the series is when it tried to deviate from the game play it was known for, and we got the more “mature” piece of crap called Deadlocked. Ratchet and Clank: All 4 One makes me a little nervous since its taking the game towards the ever so popular 4 player co op route, but it looks like it’s retained most of the action platforming that fans have come to expect. Just no fighting over who gets to be Quark.

Also, the release of the first current generation YuGiOh structure deck aside from the starter deck from a few months ago. The Gates of the Underworld deck is bringing back Dark World cards for the first time in six years, and not only does it gather many of these awesome cards in one place, but it makes it easier for me to get them since I don’t have any! It’s called being fashionably late.


William Bibbiani- Poet, Knows It


CAPE FEAR
arrives on Blu-Ray today. You know Mean Streets and Raging Bull and The Departed, Goodfellas, Casino, Bringing Out The Dead… But do you recall? The most fun Martin Scorsese film of all?

Cape Fear’s an awesome remake
Even though the ‘riginal’s boss!
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it rocks.

Robert DeNiro’s scary
All up in Nick Nolte’s place!
He’ll screw Illeana Douglas
And bite off a chunk of her face!

Scorsese saw To Catch a Thief
And he knew to say:
All those fi-ireworks that night
Could inspire suspense and fright.

Oh how history’s ignored it,
But it’s one of Martin’s best!
You should buy it on Blu-Ray
At Bibbiani’s behest!

Tanya Tate- Curious About this “Bat Man” Everyone’s Talking About

I know nothing about Batman: Year One (Out on Blu and DVD) other than it was a well known series that detailed the first year of Batman’s career. Without having read the series, I’m going in with no expectations other than DC Animated movies have established a rather high level of quality. So, am I excited? Very much so! What happens when a man decides to make this his life? How does he establish himself? We all know Batman is the protector of Gotham City, but to be with him as he begins his crusade is going to make for an intriguing watch.

Dave Biscella- Thinks Buying Red State on Blu-Ray Makes Him Bipartisan

Normally, I prefer movies to have a plot and character development, but Red State (Out on Blu and DVD) is the rare exception of a movie I highly enjoyed despite having neither.

 

Matt Kelly- Watches for Topanga, Stays for Shawn

Season 7 (the final season) of Boy Meets World comes out on DVD this Tuesday. My love of this show has been mentioned on the site before and mocked on the podcast multiple times… but I don’t fucking care. That shit is awesome. This is the season with the kick ass prank wars episode so I’m excited.

Alexander (Monstar)- VP in Charge of Winged Motorcycle Helmets

Forget Chris Evans. For me, Captain America was, is, Reb Brown. As a child of the 70’s,  I was able see my favorite Marvel superheroes come to life. Hulk, Spider-man and Captain America rocked the small screen, battling evil doers. Captain America/Captain America II: Death To Soon (Out on DVD) features both of the live action Captain America TV movies. The first one is an origin story while the second sees Captain America pitted against Christopher Lee’s Miguel, a crime lord who has created a dust that induces rapid aging. The effects are cheesy and the stories, while played straight, come off with as much dramatic depth as a typical episode of CHIPS or Bj and the Bear. Nonetheless, it was Captain America and to my eight year old eyes, he was in life or death situations. In my adulthood, I’ve been able to appreciate the simple fun that are these two movie. While I did have Captain America on VHS, this is the first official DVD release, obviously in time to capitalize on the feature film. Either way, I’m happy to get my hands on this DVD.

Wednesday

Shane O’HareHUGE Comic Book Fan

I am by no means am a HUGE comic book fan. I enjoy odd/niche books more-so than cape and cowl books. This week I am
already bugging my LCBS owner with orders. MASS EFFECT INVASION #1. 30 DAYS OF NIGHT ONGOING #1. COLD WAR #1 which looks like one of those rad out of left field period books that a lot of people can easily pick up if they aren’t a comic fan.

Noel Nocciolo- Goes to Concerts for the Fine Cuisine

The annual CMJ Music Marathon is hitting New York City Wednesday-Saturday.  CMJ is better known as the music industry’s ginger step-child to infinitely bigger-cooler-and-more-filled-with-delicious-BBQ older sister, Austin’s South By Southwest.  Somehow I find it easier to attend parties and shows in Austin than I do in my own city; probably due to the lack of Tito’s, Amy’s ice cream. Jo’s coffee and Salt Lick BBQ.  Regardless, I’m looking forward to checking out solo artist, Nikki Lane (www.missnikkilane.com) and band, The Alabama Shakes; (www.alabamashakes.com) bring a little South to the North. 

Thursday

Shane O’HareZombn00b

Thursday kicks off Zombcon in Seattle. This will be my first geek convention outside of SDCC and I am excited to really see what other rad stuff is out there. I’ve always respected the horror genre but never really got into it I am more than nervous to show my n00bness.

Friday

Dave Biscella- BLOODYMARYBLOODYMARYBLOODYMARY!

I wasn’t a huge fan of the first one, and absolutely hated the second one, but I am super excited for Paranormal Activity 3. Getting the directing duo that made Catfish is all I need. They made a documentary that felt like it was gonna be turn into a horror movie at any time. They’re the perfect choice for a horror movie parading as a documentary. Sure, chances are it will probably suck, but I support choices like this and really hope they can pull it off. This is the perfect job for them. I’m excited to see if they can step up and deliver as well as they should.


Shane O’Hare- President of the Rat Race Fan Club

Everyone loves Rowan Atkinson. If you don’t then you have no heart. He is returning in the second Sunday-School Bond film Johnny
English Reborn
.
Bring the kids. Bring the Wife. Bring your pug, expect a laugh for everybody. Then we have the unofficial Assassins Creed move The Three Musketeers, which inexplicably in the trailer shows about five Musketeers.

Molly Mahan- Hates France

As Shane O’Hare pointed out, I have no soul, so I’ll be hitting the theatres this Friday to see Three Musketeers in 3D instead of whatever movie he was talking about. Partially because I had a huge crush on Aramis as a kid, partly because I have a current crush on Luke Evans (even if he may catch for the opposite team), but mostly because I like to see my favorite novels put up on the big screen, stripped of its plot and given steampunk elements. A lot of people will give me flack for being excited about this movie because it (likely) deters a lot from the original novel, but if I want the original novel then I’ll learn French and read the original novel. I live in the 21st century, not 19th century France. I like explosions, I like it when ladies pick up a sword and kick ass themselves, and I enjoy a good visual spectacle. I’m not expecting this flick to be anything more than what it is being advertised as: mindless, explosive entertainment, and I’m willing to make it through this week to watch The Musketeers achieve that goal.

All for fun, fun for all. Unless you’re a pretentious film or French lit snob, in which case we’re probably not friends and then I don’t care what you think anyway! Except you, Jonathan. Please let me continue to write here!

Saturday

Shane O’HareThe Broniest

Eight words: My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Ponygeist Special (The Hub, 9 AM EST). Will Luna get the acceptance she deserves after 1000 years trapped on the moon? FIND OUT!

 

The following is an unedited response to an open letter published on Twitch in which Dave Canfield criticizes Alexandre O. Philippe, director of the documentary “The People vs. George Lucas”.  (Read the original letter here) This response was originally published on Twitch. 

Hi Dave,

Thank you for giving me the opportunity to post my open response to your open letter, uncensored and unedited. It’s what I call good and fair journalism.

I’d like to rise above the hearsay and the trolling, and stick to the facts, if it’s all right with you. Then, I intend to address head-on the central theme of your letter: ethics. Pay close attention. This is important. I’m not just writing this to defend my reputation, which I take very seriously, and which has been damaged by a grossly misinformed spewing of biased, inaccurate, and catchy sound bites. I write this in defense of my producing team, of my beloved crew, of all the people who have contributed to the success of ‘The People vs. George Lucas’, and, most importantly, on behalf of every indie filmmaker out there struggling to make films and to make a living making films. Here goes…

FALSEHOOD #1: “I know it shouldn’t take you long to scrape together the measly amount you agreed to pay this guy.”

FACT #1: I have not made a single penny on this film yet, and neither have my producers. You can read that last sentence again, Dave. If you’d gone through the trouble of researching our film, you might have learned that the producers were, in fact, the investors; and that we set ourselves back tens of thousands of dollars just to make this film, on a hope and a prayer that we’d eventually get picked up for distribution and make that money back. Here’s the kicker: when we do (meaning when we break even after our sales agent, distributors and collection agency have collected their dues), all of our deferred partners, including our friend Jason, will start making money BEFORE WE EVEN MAKE A DIME on this project. Let me say this again, so there are no lingering misunderstandings: if PvsG performs as effectively as we hope it will, every single person who signed a deferred contract with us will be paid in full BEFORE I or any of my producers can start collecting money on this film. Yes, this is absolutely contractual and verifiable. And yes, I believe it’s perfectly ethical.

So why ask talented artists like Jason to work for us on a deferred payment basis, when we spent tens of thousands of dollars making this film in the first place, you might ask..? You know film, Dave. A feature documentary like PvsG costs a lot more money to make, and none of us here are sitting on hundreds of thousands of dollars of disposable income to tell the stories we really want to tell. You’re mighty quick to decry the “evil” of deferment, and to question the ethics of this necessary practice; but what you fail to understand is that without partnerships based on deferred payment agreements, small indie films like PvsG simply wouldn’t get made, and you’d be stuck reviewing Hollywood films for the rest of your life. You sure can write about film, Dave; but it’s unequivocally uncool to speculate about the inner workings of a particular production without due diligence–in this case, without taking the steps to acquire a sound understanding of the complex inner workings of said production in the first place. It’s reckless. It’s dangerous. And I hate to say this, because I’m a huge fan of Twitch; but it’s the worst form of journalism, because it’s designed to trigger visceral reactions from your readers, and from my fans, who don’t possess all the facts necessary to form their own educated opinion. Well, I believe they deserve this much. Hence, this lengthy response.

For your edification, here’s how most true indie films are structured: first, the filmmakers put their life savings into their film to get things started. Because they often can’t afford to pay for the whole thing, they ask people whose talent they believe in to join the project on a deferred basis. Those people typically join the project because they believe in its potential, and because they want to be associated with it. They understand the risk. That’s what artists do–they take risks. And I’ll venture to say that the day they stop taking risks is the day they stop being true artists. Just as importantly, they certainly understand that the producers have incurred a greater risk by putting close to everything they own on the line. Asking someone to sign a deferred payment agreement means you’re asking that person to contribute sweat equity to your project. Before deferred agreements can be honored, the original investment needs to be recouped. That’s just common sense. You’re probably thinking… PvsG is being released in the US, UK, France, Germany, Japan, Canada, Australia, New Zealand… Lionsgate picked up the film… Alexandre and his producers must have pockets full of cash. WRONG. Our sales agent takes a commission. They have expenses that need to be reimbursed. Our distributors have expenses as well. We also need to pay our international collection agency. Legal fees. Digital Cinema Prints. E&O insurance. You get the idea. This, Dave, is what it takes to give a small indie film a shot at international distribution. I personally had to juggle numerous client projects while working on this film to make ends meet, sometimes up to 18 hours a day, close to 7 days a week for 4 long years; and I’m still in the red. And so are my producers. A measly amount, you say..? Talk to my editors, who deferred $90,000 of services because they believed in the film. Did they call you to say how dissatisfied they are with the contract they signed, and how unethical I am..? Should I write them a check tomorrow as well..?

Your assertions are reckless and dangerous, because they’re misguided. I say “misguided”, in this case, because I’m far from being the big fish you seem to think I am. That said, I do believe that your open letter comes from a good and genuine place. Like you, I absolutely believe that an artist should be paid his/her fair share when a studio or a big company commissions his/her work. This is precisely what agents are for. But the day artists stop contributing to worthwhile projects because the producers don’t have enough money in their pockets to pay them what they’re worth is the day that art dies, and capitalism wins the day.

FALSEHOOD #2: “The contract said payment could be deferred. But I just found out that he was recently told (after lots of back and forth) that payment might not happen for a couple of years.”
 
FACT #2: Since Jason apparently doesn’t mind sharing my personal messages with members of the media, I’m sure he won’t mind me telling you about the email I sent to him on August 31st. For the record, I made it clear that we were close to recouping our original investment, and that we should be able to start honoring our deferred payments next quarter. Meaning January 2012. And I told the same thing to his agent on the phone. I’m nipping this in the bud, because if I don’t, I imagine Donald Trump will ask me to produce my birth certificate next.

FALSEHOOD #3: “After all you’re a big Hollywood type and all what with being so hard to reach and dealing with so many complex things.”

FACT #3: I’ll take your sarcasm at face value here. I think I’ve made the point that I’m the polar opposite of the Hollywood type. Clearly, I’m not so hard to reach. I believe I posted my comment on your thread less than an hour after your open letter was released. And yes, Dave, I am indeed dealing with many complex things. Like two major documentary projects (in which I already have $45,000 on the line with no guarantee of ever making my money back), five client works, a comic book, a move, a sick father, and now an inbox filled with hate mail because of your false assertions. You can talk about ethics all you want, Dave, but don’t judge me. Don’t fucking judge me. It’s unbecoming of a website dedicated precisely to the types of films that people like myself put all of their passion and resources into, and completely inconsistent with Todd’s vision.

FALSEHOOD #4: “[…] pay somebody next to nothing for artwork that has been used worldwide to promote a movie that was then picked up by a Hollywood major in no small part because it had become so branded by an artists image.”

FACT #4: We currently have 7 excellent distribution companies working on the worldwide release of PvsG: Wrekin Hill Entertainment, Lionsgate, eOne Entertainment, BAC Films, Capelight, Kinosmith, and Fine Films. To date, every single one of them wanted to either replace Jason’s poster, or substantially alter it. I fought as hard as I could to ensure that at least one of them would end up keeping his original poster on the DVD, and that’s what Lionsgate did. Frankly, I’m very happy with the look of every single release so far. But if I hadn’t fought as hard as I did, Jason’s poster wouldn’t be on a single DVD or Blu-Ray disc out there.

Hold on. I’m not done with you yet.

You made ethics the centerpiece of your argument. Fine. Let’s talk about ethics. In particular, the ethics of your brand of journalism, which apparently consists of spreading falsehoods and biased misinformation about filmmakers like myself to their target audience and industry professionals. To people whose opinions matter a great deal to me. In case it didn’t occur to you, this is how I make my living, Dave. Do you think I enjoy having to right the wrong you’ve done me, my producers and my company in front of the festival programmers and film buyers who have believed in my work, and the tens of thousands of filmgoers for whom I work so hard every single day? Do you think I enjoy being forced to write a quasi-manifesto in the middle of the night after a 14-hour shoot, instead of finishing the script I contractually have to deliver by noon tomorrow..? Should we talk about the ethics of making my personal email address public without my permission..? Or the odds that one of my clients might read your open letter and decide never to work with me again, because–apparently–I don’t pay my crew..? How do you repair the damage you’ve done, Dave? Would Todd care to chime in on this..? The sad thing is, the ethical thing to do would have been the simplest thing in the world. Why didn’t you just pick up the phone and call me? Why didn’t you send me a personal email and ask me to explain myself before drafting your misinformed rant..? Now, THAT would have been good–and indeed ethical–journalism.

It’s hard to make indie films, Dave. It’s even harder to make unauthorized, objective indie docs about people or studios with deep pockets. And it’s damn near impossible to make indie films when the very people who ought to be supporting and championing your selfless efforts (you) openly damage your reputation without all the facts in hand.

Look, I bear no grudge. I’m even willing to shake hands with you on this if you are. And as much as I think that Jason’s comments may have been out of line, I remain a big fan of his work, and I will continue to root for and believe in him. But please, man, don’t do this to another filmmaker without knowing what you’re talking about. Because some of them may not have the thick skin I’ve developed over the years. And instead of sticking up for the “little man”, you’ll end up unwittingly hurting the very people you’ve dedicated your career supporting. 

I’m not a Hollywood type, Dave. I’m not an evil corporation. I’m not even a big fish. I’m a hard-working, honest, passionate and dedicated indie filmmaker. I take risks because I believe in what I do and in the stories I choose to tell. I ask people to work with me because I believe in their talent. I absolutely adore the extraordinary medium that I’m so fortunate to work with every day. I value my industry partnerships and relationships. I’m thankful for my fans. And, yes, I’m quite fond of George Lucas.

Just as importantly, I’m grateful for sites like Twitch. And I sincerely want to thank you and Todd for giving me the opportunity to present you and your readers with the facts. I remain a huge fan of your work, and whether you end up reviewing my film or not, whether you give it one star or five stars, whether you choose to publicly apologize or not… I hope you don’t lose a single reader as a result of this unfortunate misstep.

Kind regards,
Alexandre O. Philippe
Director
The People vs. George Lucas

Not only does our head honcho Jonathan London appear in the film but so do Geekscape friends Nar Williams, Chris Gore, Mark Reilly, Michael Cornaccia, Kevin Rubio, Matt Cohen and a few others. We were witness to the film from its earliest days and can attest to everything that Alexandre has stated here. And if you don’t believe us, Jonathan took this cell phone pic of Alexandre a few weeks ago while eating at In N Out Burger and we all know that rich Hollywood types don’t eat at In N Out Burger. Poor filmmakers like Jonathan and Alexandre do.


And we’re pretty sure Jonathan paid for lunch too (and knows how to spell Alexandre’s name properly).

No beating around the bush this week, Real Steel didn’t hold back any robot punches as it jacked up the competition, man. The Robot Boxing movie knocked out the competition and took the number one spot in a unanimous decision.

The Top

Real Steel, which, let me reiterate, is a movie about boxing robots, opened strong with $27.3 million. Its weekend take was more than the second, third and fourth place movies combined.

There’s been doubt whether or not Hugh Jackman can be successful opening a movie that doesn’t involve X-Men, but Real Steel’s strong showing is far and away his best since 2004’s Van Helsing opened with just under $52 million. However, Van Helsing was considered a bomb as it never made it to it’s $160 million budget and the sequels and spinoff television series that were planned were killed. Real Steel’s budget was half that, so the standard isn’t set as high, and a sequel is apparently already in the works. The movie will likely see a dramatic dropoff next week, but should still come close to it’s $80 million budget before it leaves theaters.

For director Shawn Levy, Real Steel’s $27.3 million was slightly less than the $30.4 million opening he saw in 2006 with Night At The Museum, but is an improvement over the $25.2 million Date Night earned in 2010.

To make the most obvious comparison possible, Real Steel had a stronger opening than the 1990 robot fighting classic, Robot Jox. Robot Jox only opened with $464,441, but also only opened on a tenth of the screens that Real Steel did. To put that mismatch in boxing terms, it’d be like Mike Tyson in his prime facing a beauty pageant contestant.

From a boxing angle, it greatly outperformed the $1.5 million opening in 1992 of my favorite boxing movie ever, Diggstown, and the 1996 $3.3 million opening of the criminally underrated The Great White Hype. From a fighting angle, it proved that the reason Warrior was never able to find an audience was due to it’s lack of robots.

Real Steel was the first new release to debut at number one in three weeks, and put robots of some sort in the top spot for the second week in a row.

The Rest

A whole lot of handsome came in second place as the George Clooney/Ryan Gosling political thriller, The Ides Of March, brought in $10.4 million.

That’s on the low end of what’s become par for a Clooney opening at this stage in his career, as Leatherheads, Michael Clayton, The Men Who Stare At Goats and The American have all opened in the $10-13 million range. As a director, it’s his second best opening, a few million behind Leather heads, but better than Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind and Good Night And Good Luck combined.

For Gosling, this gives him three movies currently in the top 21, as Drive sits at 14 and Crazy, Stupid, Love still hangs in there at 21. Of those three, The Ides Of March had the weakest opening.

After inflation, its $10.4 million opening is very similar to the $7.8 million Wag The Dog saw in 1997. That’s another movie about politics with an all star cast.

Five seconds later, Gosling’s character takes a hammer and beats everyone to death.

Last week’s number one gimpily swam itself down two spots as Dolphin Tale still brought in another $9 million to come in third. After just three weeks, its sits at $49 million compared to its $37 million budget. It obviously would be well beyond that number by now if that dolphin’s robot tale was fighting other dolphin robot tales.

For the second week in a row, Moneyball saw a steeper decline and finished behind Dolphin Tale, but still sits with slightly more total at $49.2 million in the same amount of time. By early this week, it will surpass it’s $50 million budget.

50/50 saw the smallest decline of last week’s new releases with a 34.6% drop and sat still at number five by bringing in another $5.6 million. After two weeks, it sits at $17.4 million, and by the time it’s out of theaters it will have likely tripled it’s $8 million budget.

Bible lovers stayed home this weekend as Courageous dropped 46% to $4.8 million for sixth place. But, it’s still made over $16 million in two weeks from a $2 million budget, so they’re doing just fine.

The BluRay release of The Lion King definitely affected the 3D rerelease, as it saw a nearly 57% decline and fell four spots to number seven. By the time it finishes it’s theatrical release it will be ninth place on the all time domestic earner’s list.

The other second week releases, Dream House and What’s Your Number? each saw 40+% declines to come in eighth and ninth, while the top 10 can’t seem to shake Contagion as it holds strong at number 10.

In limited release, The Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence earned $54,000 in 18 theaters for a $3,000 per screen average. After one week, it’s almost a third of the way towards earning what the first one made, and will far surpass it as it opens wider and wider throughout the month.

The Worst

Despite legitimate star power, Dream House and What’s Your Number will likely be out of the top 10 by next week, in only their third week.

Despite Daniel Craig, Naomi Watts and Rachel Weisz, Dream House only sits at $14.4 million and likely won’t even reach half of it’s $50 million budget domestically.

Someone should have rented…

What’s Your Number? had lower standards with only a $20 million budget, but has been unable to cash in on the familiarity of Anna Farris or carry over Chris Evans’ Captain America success. It’s half way to it’s budget at $10 million, but the odds of it reaching it are very slim.

Add Killer Elite to the list of films unable to maximize extreme star power and coming nowhere near their budget. In just it’s third week, the Statham/Owen/DeNiro actioner sits at just $21.6 million, which is a long, long way from its $70 million budget.

Next

Next weekend brings a lot of variety in an effort to shake up the top five. Will The Big Year peep success, or will it be added to the list of recent films that fail despite a big name cast? Can a Footloose remake dance its way to the top? Does the supposed prequel/apparent remake of The Thing make the most of its October opening and scare its way to number one?

 

Welcome, boys and ghouls (not girls, ghouls. Certain exceptions will apply to lady-ghouls, though) to our latest spooktacular edition of Reasons to Survive this Week, where our Shriekscape Staff tell you what they’re screaming with excitement for this eek!  As you can tell, perhaps we’ve gone a little batty with the Halloween spirits; or perhaps I’m having a stroke.  I think smell toast.

Or do I smell GHOST?

Monday

Russell Sherman- Token Canadian

Thanksgiving Day Actual!  All you yanks will disagree but September is the harvest and Thanksgiving is in October! So today’s the day you spend with family, and if your family is as dysfunctional as mine then it’s sure to be a good time.

(Editor’s Note: Guys, just let him have this one. It’s so cold up there.)

Tuesday

William Bibbiani- Master of the Hyphenate

Maniac Cop finally arrives on Blu-Ray. William Lustig didn’t direct enough movies, but this 1988 genre-defying, supernatural-Hitchcockian-police-drama-horror-action-movie-Terminator-knockoff from 1988 is one of the best.  Bruce Campbell stars in a rare straight man role as a cop wrongly accused of a series of brutal murders. No one believes Bruce when he says that the real killer is an undead police officer played by Robert Z’Dar, in what can only be called Robert Z’Dar’s best performance (because he doesn’t have to do much). Watch out for appearances by Tom Atkins (Night of the Creeps), Richard Roundtree (Shaft) and Sam Raimi (you know damned well who he is). If you willingly read the articles on Geekscape, you’re going to love it.

Josh Jackson- Is Convinced Psychonauts Could Actually Happen

It’s all about video games this week. I’m tempted to go with the HD release of Guardian Heroes or the new Rune Factory, but my final pick would be…

“Sesame Street: Once Upon a Monster”. Why? Because the nerd rage over Tim Schafer working on this game was hilarious. And let’s be real, gamers never supported his work enough to pull it out of obscurity. Maybe families and the so called “casual” gamers that I hear are ruining gaming can help.

 

Matt Kelly- Has Been, Never Was

William Shatner’s “Has Been” was one of the most impressive albums of the last decade. Blending Shatner’s strange speak/singing and the musical production of Ben Folds lead to a match made in heaven. His newest album, Seeking Major Tom, is coming out this Tuesday. The album is all cover songs related to space including Space Oddity, She Blinded Me With Science and Rocket Man. I can almost promise it will be worth the money.

 

Russell Sherman- Seems to Have Forgotten a Little Film Called Galaxy Quest

Does Tim Allen have a chance of becoming someone other than Tim “the Tool Man” Taylor (kids read Buzz Lightyear) with Last Man Standing (ABC, 8 PM EST), or will he be like Bob Saget and be forced to try and shed that image from our minds for the rest of his career?  The one ad I saw (wait sorry the only ad I keep seeing) makes it look a little funny but that could be the only funny part in the entire show.

(Editor’s Note: NEVER GIVE UP. NEVER SURRENDER.)

Frank Angones- Horrible Managing Editor

Of all the R-rated comedies that came out this summer, Horrible Bosses (out on Blu and DVD) was my surprising favorite.  An incredibly tight script buoyed by a remarkable chemistry amongst the leads, particularly SNL‘s Jason Sudeikis and It’s Always Sunny’s Charlie Day.  Granted, some of the bosses seem under-utilized, but if that means more riffing between some of my favorite new comedy stars, I’m all for it.  A bit of trivia: Jamie Foxx plays a hustler named “Motherfucker Jones”, which was the original title for Ray.


Wednesday

Joe Starr- Jarvis Enthusiast

FF #10! I never thought I’d be very interested in the Fantastic Four. It turns out that all it took to hook me for 10 issues was removing the Antastic and the Our. This one has Ronan the Accuser and a bunch of Kree. I’m in.

AND THE AVENGERS TRAILER. I might have to call in sick for the day.

Frank Angones- Might Solve a Mystery or Rewrite History

I’ve gone on the record as saying that Boom!’s Darkwing Duck comic has some of the finest cartooning available on the stands today.  Sadly, it looks like this week’s mega-Disney Afternoon-crossover, Ducktales/Darkwing Duck “Dangerous Currency,” proves an end to that era, with Boom! losing the rights to publish based on Disney licenses and with Marvel announcing no plans to continue either series.  But what a way to go out: a mega-event seeing Darkwing Duck and Uncle Scrooge teaming up to face down Magica DeSpell, the Beagle Boys, and the Fearsome Five in the hunt for the missing Fenton Crackshell, aka Gizmoduck, all brought to you by Deus Ex’s Warren Spector, for some insane reason.  Seriously, these books have proven remarkably satisfying and dense for so-called all-ages readers.  If you have fond memories of the Richest Duck in Duckburg and the Terror That Flaps In The Night, you owe it to yourself to check this book out.

Friday

Frank Angones- Saw Footloose: The Musical…Twice

I have a shockingly unabashed love for the original Footloose, and even more love for that movie’s soundtrack: “Holding Out For A Hero,” “Let’s Hear It For the Boy,” “Somebody’s Eyes,” “The Girl Gets Around,” “Almost Paradise,” and, of course, the Kenny Loggins’ title track.  It’s a perfect 80s soundtrack!  Why, then, am I excited for a “Step Up”-style reboot of Footloose with a countrified track for track remake of the soundtrack and the unmitigated gall to replace my beloved John Lithgow with General Hawk from G.I. Joe?  The answer is simply: Craig Brewer.  The writer/director of such impossibly stylish, surprisingly character-driven music movies like Hustle and Flow and Black Snake Moan has decided to take a crack at the morality play centered on a tiny town where dancing is forbidden.  Positive buzz may prove my excitement justified.

(ADDENDUM: I have just been informed that Footloose is also the name of an infantry trooper in G.I. Joe.  He holds a degree in Physical Education and served as the Joes’ basketball coach.  I am willing to take this pointless coincidence as proof that Dennis Quaid appears in this film as an undercover prequel to the next G.I. Joe film.  Which is being directed by Jon Chu, DIRECTOR OF STEP UP 2: THE STREETS!! CONSPIRACY PROVEN!)

Jonathan London- Refuses to Apologize for Being a Green Lantern Apologist

I’m the only person I know who enjoyed Green Lantern (Out on Blu and DVD). After seeing Hollywood go gritty and real with every comic book movie, finally I got one that stuck pretty close to a Geoff Johns comic book. It really was a movie version of Johns and Gary Frank’s “Secret Origins” run and I will be watching the Extended Edition, hoping that we see more Lantern Corp members or Oa (the two things I wanted to see more of). I’m sad that Warners thinks that the only way to do the sequel right is to go gritty with it instead of go Star Wars with it, in the complete opposite direction. We’ll see if a sequel even happens at all. Also, if you pick this up at Best Buy, you get a Sinestro Corp skin for your copy of Batman: Arkham City, which I think everyone on this list will be listing as their Reason to Survive next week.

Saturday

Joe Starr- Raises His Geek Gavel High

The Golden Goblin Painting Competition is being held at 2:00 PM this Saturday at the Games Workshop store in Thousand Oaks, CA and I get to be a judge! I’m gonna make fun of everyone that paints Eldar. Stupid Space Elves.

Sunday

Russell Sherman- Will Be Asked to Leave Midseason Due to “Creative Differences”

The Walking Dead (AMC, 9 PM EST) is one of those shows that started off well but then started to go down hill, now it wasn’t a steep hill so they can still come around and just wait to kill yourself until after Sunday because you don’t want to die in a world where the Walking Dead series was at a low point, do you?

I remember teaching on Wednesday, to a class of film students, when we came upon our mid-class break. Within a minute, someone had jumped online and said out loud “Steve Jobs died”. Everyone sort of looked around like “what do we do now?” It reminded me of the time in 1997 when my father pulled up to the curb outside of my college dorm, where he had dropped me off upon taking me to school and said “Princess Diana died”. For many people, these were individuals who led lives worth aspiring to, who may not have been a part of our conscious day to day but had an effect on them nonetheless.

As geeks, Steve Jobs’ presence in our lives through technology was indisputable. Now that he is gone, the Geekscape staff shares its memories of him. Feel free to share yours in the comments or on the forums.

 

Heidi Hilliker – Geekscape Writer

I was about seven or eight years old when my parents brought home a beautiful beige classic compact Macintosh. I’ve never had another brand of computer. My Step-Mother even used to love to say, “Once you go Mac, you don’t go back.” It was kind of a family motto. In the past 20ish years I had another Macintosh, a first gen teal iMac, a titanium Mac Book, a Mac Book Pro, an iPod and now an iPad. The truth is that the Apple company, through the vision and imagination of Steve Jobs, captured my imagination. Mac’s hardware and software have always shown smart design, have proven to be user friendly and have been trend setting. At the end of the day Mr. Jobs taught us all one very important lesson. Technology can have soul.

Shane O’Hare – Geekscape Writer

Steve jobs is just one of those people. He wasn’t an engineer. He never drew anything up from scratch. Never invented a technology. He was able to take any idea, any concept for a new device, and make it great.

The history of Jobs and Apple is an amazing one. The whole story of starting from scratch in the garage, 3 hacker buddies with a dream, is a story that helped make me who I am today. The romanticized concept of the little guys against the world and them succeeding is not one you see everyday.

Steve Jobs made home computing accessible. He took the crazy idea of Wozniak and made it marketable. Everyone remembers their first Apple 2. Everyone remembers playing number munch at school on a black and white apple all in one. Gates may have put a desktop in every home but Jobs and Apple invented it.

My first Apple product was an Apple all-in-one we got from school. I prided myself in being the total computer nerd. I read programming books and learned how to install and edit programs while in elementary school. Skip ahead to middle school where I saw a documentary on computers and learned of the epic tale of the man from Cupertino. It was an inspiring tale one that pushed me to go into computing as a career.

My first consumer device was the iPod shuffle. Gum stick version. I bought it on a whim one day after work. I wanted to be able to listen to music while working at the golf course. I had that thing for years until the updated black nanos were released. I got one of those Day 1. It changed the way I listen to music. I discovered podcasts. I remember listening to Jonathan on Geekdrome on my scratched up Nano while picking up golf balls.

That was that. I moved away from Apple from there. I grew into a hardcore PC 1337 gamer haxor.

I never adored Apple from there but appreciated what they did. What crazy concepts Jobs created and brought to market. I have to eternally respect his vision for making the smart phone marketable. I wouldn’t have my Rad android phone if it wasn’t for him. We wouldn’t have star trek pads if it wasn’t for Jobs’ dream to make an accessible tablet. He was truly a genius businessman.

Hearing of his death really made me sad. That day we lost a one of a kind person. A visionary of the golden age of computing. We lost a person from history. The era will be gone forever. I am grateful that I was able to experience Jobs’ maniacal ruthlessness and crazy dreams. You will be missed.

Noel Nocciolo – Geekscape Music Writer

I was in fourth grade when my parents brought home a brand-new Macintosh LC desktop computer.  I went to college with a desktop PC; a gift from a family member who didn’t know better.  Nearly having thrown the desktop out of my window and onto the sidewalks of Manhattan MANY times, I ended up with a blueberry iBook for sophomore year, followed by a MacBook and now a MacBook Pro.  The workflow habits of fourth grade die hard.

I am an only child raised by books: Little House On The Prairie, The Babysitters Club, Anne of Green Gables, all of the seminal choices for young girls.  In between school, piano lessons and dance class, I was often alone; lost in my imagination in the pages of novels. 

The Mac embellished my imagination, in its unassuming gray matter.  I loved the microphone feature; I could record silly songs and noises, anything really, replayed instantly, without carting around a handheld cassette-tape recorder.  Oregon Trail, Number Munchers and the Where In The World/USA/Time/America’s Past Is Carmen San Diego? series became my new platform for wonder.  My parents couldn’t get behind having a GameBoy or any sort of video game console in our house, but the Macintosh LC they allowed; dying of cholera in Wyoming, and all.

Our Macintosh LC was the word-processing home to “Noel’s Best Books.”  I was an elementary school entrepreneur.  I wrote short stories, typed them, printed, and mailed them monthly, along with a handwritten, mimeographed “newsletter” to about eighty friends and family members from my parents’ address book.  I found so much of school to be dull, and relied on the stories I felt compelled to tell, to distract me until the bell rang and I was fortunate enough to attend my after-school activities.

Being given a machine on which to explore the colors of creativity is powerful.  As J.K. Rowling’s series inspired one generation’s creativity like George Lucas’ trilogy inspired another, Steve Jobs’ Apple products inspired toddlers to the aged.  We were given the tools to our creativity with his companies, and for that, I have nothing but awe at the tenacity of his path.  And adoration that Pixar hire my man, Randy Newman, to write the music for Toy Story; another creative force; one whose back catalog is laden with songs about racism and cocaine.  Amen.

Dave Biscella – Geekscape Box Office Round Up Writer

When the iPod first came out, I had no need for it. I was a big CD guy. Loved collecting them, displaying them, listening to them. I was
never going to give up CDs. Then I randomly bought a shuffle one day and everything changed. Within a few weeks I had upgraded to a Nano.

From then on, I was all iPod. CDs were ripped into iTunes and never thought about again. All my music was now purchased through iTunes and listened to through my iPod. As somebody who considers music a huge part of their life, everything about music changed for me.

Same feeling when the iPhone came out. I had no need for it. I don’t even like the phone. I have no need for one that does so many things. I probably wouldn’t even use the apps, it’d just be a giant waste of money for me. Then I randomly bought one. Since then, I’m on my phone
probably 90% of the time I’m awake. I’m in constant contact with my friends from all over through various ways, I can keep up on my email
better, dumps are so much more enjoyable, and I even do a good bit of writing on mine. I’d rather imagine a life with no phone than I would
a life with a phone that isn’t an iPhone. It’s weird to say something so small changed my life so much, but it did.

When Pixar started making movies, I had no interest. Why do I wanna watch kids’ movies? Then a few years ago I watched one. Then immediately went back and watched the rest. Now, I eagerly anticipate each new one so I can sit down and watch it with my daughters.

When you add it all up, Steve Jobs changed my life a considerable amount. And much like my parents, he did it despite my resistance. Like my parents, he never forced me into what he felt was best for me, he just kept putting it out there and let me find it when the time was right for me. And, sadly, like my parents, I never fully appreciated and understood just how much of an impact on my life he had until it was too late, and I never got to thank him.

Thank you, Steve Jobs. You will be missed. I trust you’ll see this, because if there isn’t already wireless wherever you are now, I’m
confident you’ll find a way around that.

Typed on my iPhone.

Jonathan London – Geekscape EIC

I remember the day that my father told me he was going to remarry. Even if you’ve relatively liked the person he intends to marry, I don’t think something like that ever sits well with a child still trying to figure out his place in the world. If you can’t keep your dependable, authority figures consistent, what can you depend on? Obviously, this new woman had her work cut out for her if she ever planned on winning me over as a new parent.

Funny enough, one of the tools that my step-mother Alice used was a Mac. I absolutely remember trips for hamburgers and to toy stores and Einstein’s Arcade on The Drag near U.T. I definitely remember score challenges between her and I on the original Gameboy Tetris. But mainly I remember the nights that I spent at her office, while she worked on cases and I did my homework in one of the tall office towers by the city capital building. The building had bats and every now and then I would here the flapping of wings and look up to see that one of Austin’s many fruit bats had made its way into her office. It’s a pretty vivid memory, working with a broom to try and urge the bat back out a sliding glass window. I had to get back to my homework. And mainly I had to get back to my homework because I knew that if I finished my work before Alice finished her work, I would get a chance to play on the office Mac.

The Mac in her office was one of the old black and white originals. The screensaver was the famous flying toaster one, completely fun and different from the PC I had back home for playing Loom, Ultima and King’s Quest on. This machine was different. The games were definitely different, and I couldn’t get done with my homework fast enough so I could spend some time playing them. Today, I only remember 3 of those games. There was the original Snake, where you had to eat apples in order to grow your snake as it moved around the screen, always being careful of eating your own tail or hitting the wall. If you received a high enough score or cleared enough rooms, the snake would be replaced by a train, running around the board consuming coal and looking for the exit to the next board.

There was also a standard top down dungeon crawling game (which definitely wasn’t Ultima) but was fun enough and allowed me to save my progress… which I don’t think mattered all that much to me because the story consisted mainly of going into a dungeon and killing things. And then there was a Doctor Who game, which I think was just called Daleks, which played a little bit like Defender but the point of the game was the run around and not get touched by the Daleks on the board. This was over two decades ago, long before I met Stephen Prescott and Ian Kerner, and so for most of those years all I knew of Doctor Who was “Daleks are bad and will kill you if you touch them”.

The games were not complicated. Looking back, they weren’t all that rewarding either. It was just cool to play something on a different system, as if I was going to a friend’s house who had a Super Nintendo while back at home I only had a Sega Genesis. Of course, as an 11 or 12 year old kid, my first experiences on a Mac weren’t of editing or word processing or anything. It was of playing games. And I didn’t know that 20 years later I would be eulogizing the man who had built that machine, writing on another one of his machines. I’d be writing about a machine I had almost forgotten using, because for me that machine wasn’t a writing tool or a technological advancement. It was a reward. And in its own little way, it played a role in getting through a really confusing and early part of my life.

WARNING: Spoilers for Season 6 of Doctor Who…Oh, and Season 6 of Buffy The Vampire Slayer for some reason.

Back when Russell T. Davies relaunched the venerable British series Doctor Who in 2005, he often cited Buffy the Vampire Slayer as a model for what he was trying to do with the show.  In the past, Doctor Who had been a place for great, self-contained sci-fi stories, but, outside of a few recurring characters and baddies, there was little crucial continuity to hook in the viewer – which is odd for a show where the protagonist has survived for over 1000 years and through 11 actors.  Davies took something of the Buffy “Big Bad” approach, with a series of smaller adventures leading up to a big confrontation with a major villain (typically Daleks, Cybermen, or some combination of the two).  But under Davies’ watchful eye, these threats typically only reared their heads in the last few episodes.  Much of the continuity, then, was based on the Doctor and his various companions, from his romance with Rose Tyler to the walking “other woman” syndrome that is Martha Jones to his bickering pseudo-sibling rivalry with Donna Noble.  Ever the romantic, the Doctor entices these companions to follow him throughout time and space with the promise of grand sweeping adventure and sights they never thought they’d see.  And, almost exclusively, these companions remained mostly static foils for the Doctor, allowing whatever writer was on deck that week to plop them into some grand sci-fi conceit without having to do much lip-service towards some larger developments, character-wise.

When Davies announced he’d be handing over showrunning duties to Stephen Moffat, Whovians breathed a collective sigh of relief.  If Davies (and long-time fan-favorite Doctor David Tennant) had to go, at least we’d be in the hands of one of the greats.  After all, this was the man responsible for some of the most acclaimed episodes during the Davies run: “Blink,” “The Girl in The Fireplace,” “Silence in The Library.” These were big, mind-bendy episodes with tons of time trickery balanced with supreme wit and a deep understanding of character. 

Understandably, the master-of-mindfuckery Moffat’s first season as showrunner seemed to adhere more to a Lost model than a Buffy model.  Sure, we got some great stand-alone episodes, but each was intricately built around a larger central story: the story of Amelia Pond, the Girl Who Waited for her Raggedy Doctor to come save her.  Not only did we have a brand new Doctor in Matt Smith, but we had a brand new Doctor Who.  Backed by a huge publicity push by the BBC stateside, Season 5 was sold as a “jumping-on point”; brand new characters, little left over from the Davies years, and a crackling chemistry between Matt Smith and Karen Gillan used to sell the story of a woman who grew up to discover that her imaginary friend was real.  It was a brilliant take on the Doctor/Companion relationship and a beautifully tight season of television, with all threads pointing back to the evolution of that relationship and the recurring themes of mythmaking and storytelling.  All in all, the entirety of Season 5 plays like a single Moffat episode writ large, the story Amy Pond going from childhood to adulthood, growing up and learning to put away childish infatuations to recognize true love for small-town boy Rory without ever giving up her adventurous, rebellious side.

Why, then, has Season 6 left such a funny taste in my mouth? We got some great continuity episodes, and a true classic of a stand-alone ep in the Neil Gaiman-penned “The Doctor’s Wife”.  I think a big part of the problem stems from Amy Pond.  Let me go on record as saying that Karen Gillan continues to play the role to the hilt, with wit, strength, and grace.  I think the problem lies in the fact that, without being the focal point of the season’s narrative, I wasn’t exactly sure what role she was supposed to serve this season.  If last season was about the relationship between Amy and the Doctor, then what was this season really about?  And don’t tell me “The Epic Origins of River Song,” because explaining mysteries for 13 episodes does not an engaging story make (ask any Heroes fan…or, you know, watch the Star Wars prequels).

The slam bang two-part season opener presented a hell of a hook for the season, positing the question of “Who is this mystery child and how is she tied into the Doctor’s death?”  But for the first half of the season, we got the same three repeated tie-ins over and over again: the date of the Doctor’s death, the inconclusive pregnancy scan, and Madame Kovarian’s eerie one-eyed mug popping up once an episode, like clockwork.  Then we hit the excellent so-called mid-season finale, “A Good Man Goes To War.”  Boom! The Doctor and Friends versus a mounting evil force!  Bang! Stolen infants!  And on top of all that, we finally get some good and juicy themes to latch on to that tied into Moffat’s oh-so-enticing questions from last year: is this grandstanding Doctor truly a hero or a menace?  What price does one pay for running with the Doctor?  Amy and Rory had survived all of last season remarkably unscathed; was their newborn daughter the cost of the hubris for thinking they could continue to get away with palling around on the Tardis?  Also, hey!  We’re gonna kill Hitler!

Only we didn’t.  Perhaps I’m a victim of my own expectations.  I was so excited for a half season of tracking down the Baby Pond through time and space, a Doctor driven by dedication and remorse and Amy and Rory struggling with the consequences of trading in a life of security in for bunk beds in the big blue box.  Only they didn’t.  And that was probably the biggest hiccup in this season.  Episode 6, Amy and Rory find out they’re having a kid.  Episode 7, after being with her parents just long enough for the parental bonds to take hold, young Melody Pond was cruelly ripped away and sent off to be turned into a living weapon.  Episode 8, Amy and Rory find out that their child is now fully grown and getting over being a psychopath.  AND THEN THAT’S IT.  They’re totally cool with it!  No remorse for not being there for the precious moments of their child’s upbringing, no blame thrust at each other or the Doctor, none of the typical reactions one would expect from grieving parents.  I know that Moffat tried to explain this away by claiming that Amy and Rory had sort of raised their daughter in the guise of their childhood best friend Mels.  Sorry about losing your baby! But here’s a troublemaking best friend (who we’ve never mentioned before!) to bail out of jail as a substitute. You’re welcome! 

The show then attempted to embrace a “Keep Calm and Carry On” attitude, sweeping any messy residual emotions or consequences under the rug in favor of having more one-off adventures with the Doctor, Amy, and Rory.  This attitude unfortunately resulted in making Amy and Rory, two characters we’d come to love and care for, come off as immature, even negligent parents.  Every episode I was hoping desperately that we’d see some crack in the veneer, some emotional outburst to show how this tragedy has affected them, their relationship, and their relationship to the Doctor.  Instead, I get an episode where Amy gripes about being left alone for 30 years…despite the fact that Rory was left to guard her for thousands of years back in season one. Suddenly strong-willed, caring, independent Amy comes off as self-absorbed; she built a robot version of Rory to keep her company but not a single mention of Melody?  When Amy finally all-too-calmly kills Madame Kovarian, I think Moffat meant for it to be a surprise, an “oh wow, she’s still hung up on THAT?” when ultimately it feels like an inevitability, and even a case of too little too late.

Again, I don’t blame Karen Gillan at all for this development (and I certainly don’t blame Arthur Darvill, who really came into his own as Rory this season).  She handled every beat thrown at her with aplomb; she just wasn’t given these emotions to play. I don’t even blame the writers of these individual episodes.  “God Complex” and “Night Terrors” are classic Doctor Who one-offs, and “Closing Time” finally began to brush the surface of how the events of this season have worn on the Doctor.   I understand that a great many of these episodes were shown out of order, with some post-“Good Man Goes To War” episodes meant for pre-“GMGTW” consumption, thus explaining why so little mention of Melody.  And I imagine that splitting the season in two may have forced Moffat to deliver the big mid-season shocker that Melody Pond is in fact River Song way earlier than he had initially wanted to, radically effecting the pace of the season.  So maybe the fault doesn’t lie entirely with Moffat, the showrunner.

The problem lies in trying to reconcile the desire to tell self-contained stories with an overarching season-long narrative.  It’s a great impulse to want to push your characters into extreme, personal situations that test their mettle.  But if those situations don’t have consequences, you’re not writing a serialized story, you’re writing a sitcom – no matter how many clues and mysteries you throw in.  The end result? Shocking twists for shocking twists’ sake and a detrimental effect on your characters.

Davies very smartly dealt with this problem in a very logical and cut-throat manner: replace an actor every season.  After season one, he traded in Doctor Nine Chris Eccleston with Doctor Ten Tennant.  Then it was a new companion every season for the rest of his run. This was typically after some life-altering tragedy forced them to have second thoughts about hanging with the Doctor: Rose got sucked into an alternate dimension, Martha was tired of playing Rose’s sloppy seconds, and Donna had to have her memory wiped clean or risk spontaneous human combustion.  Moffat even wisely called this out in “Let’s Kill Hitler”; as the Tardis cycles through images of those previous companions (possibly the most explicit acknowledgment of the Davies run we’ve gotten so far), the Doctor gripes, “There must be someone left in the universe I haven’t screwed up yet.” The Tardis responds by showing him an image of young Amelia Pond… only it stands to reason that he should have pretty solidly screwed her up at this point.  And you can tell me that she just has a steelier resolve than most…but that makes her come off as flippant.

Indeed, Moffat has an unenviable task ahead of him.  Gillan and Smith have undeniable chemistry; indeed, Gillan’s been on the show just as long as Smith, and more importantly, as long as many of the new Who fanbase has. For those newcomers, a big part of the draw of the show is the irrepressible rapport between Gillan and Smith as they face all sorts of interstellar baddies.  As the old adage goes, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.  But Moffat’s desire to incorporate Rory, River, et al into the mix and progress Gillan’s character’s storyline butts up against the freewheeling, consequence-free adventures of ol’ Bowtie and Red.  It’s the tricky dilemma of serialized television: how do you provide the illusion of progress while generally keeping everything the same?  He can either progress her storyline and risk damaging the chemistry that brought so many eyeballs to the show over the past two years, thus alienating his base, or he can keep telling the same stories with her over and over again.  How many times are we going to have to see poor Amy Pond react to Rory’s death or talk about how they’re destined to find each other or how the Doctor will always rescue her?

OR…and this is a big “or”… he could get rid of Amy Pond.  Either in a traumatic way that has a major impact on the Doctor (something akin to Tara’s death at the end of Season 6 of Buffy) or by giving her the happy resolution she deserves, thus proving to the Doctor that he doesn’t necessarily screw EVERYBODY up.  Of course, this pretty drastically steps away from maintaining the chemistry of the Bowtie and Red Show, but it would provide some much needed closure for a much beloved character.  And just because Amy’s no longer on the Tardis doesn’t necessarily mean she wouldn’t still be around.  One of the great side effects of Davies constant cycling through companions is that it built a sprawling supporting cast for the writers to draw from.  You can’t tell me you didn’t get chills when the “Children of the Doctor” stood united at the end of “Journey’s End”.  

And I don’t think this is a matter of the show just returning Amy’s baby to her.  Even if Moffat managed to set that up, how is he going to pull off having her gallivanting around a Dalek ship without making her seem like a negligent mother?  At the end of the day, the Doctor can just continue to get older and older and continue to regenerate time and again.  But at some point Amy’s story must end; just as the Doctor must remain constant, so too must his companions change – it’s part of his inherent sadness.  One thing that Moffat’s always been great at is stacking hundreds of awesome batshit insane ideas on top of each other, ideas that for most other shows would take up an entire episode, making them work in conjunction with one another and thus making the Doctor seem all the more impressive for handling them all.  Trust him, he’s the Doctor.  But I fear that he’s already put poor Amelia Pond through so much as a character, that he’s going to either have to retire her or risk stretching her credulity as a character.  

Ultimately, I have complete and utter faith that Stephen Moffat can pull this one out.  Spinning plates is one of his many, many talents as a writer and I doubt that he of all people would approach the upcoming 50th anniversary of Doctor Who without a mind-erasingly brilliant, airtight plan that none of us saw coming.  The constant rumors that Gillan and Darvill are looking to leave the show (or, at the very least, play reduced roles) assures me that Moffat has considered many of the concerns I’ve listed and is getting around to addressing them.  And Smith has more than proven he can hold his own without Gillan both in last year’s Christmas special and his (outstanding) outings with James Corden in “The Lodger” and “Closing Time”.  Heck, maybe Moffat decided to take his time on this one – spreading out this larger arc over two seasons and making me look like a complete idiot by this time next year. Nothing would please me more.  He’s certainly unveiled enough new mysteries for this to be the case, between the prophesied “Fall of the Eleventh” at the Fields of Trenzinor and promising to finally answer possibly the longest running mystery in the history of television: “Doctor Who?”  Here’s hoping this momentary droop will prove to be nothing more than an extended second act in Moffat’s Who opus, and the Girl Who Waited won’t have to wait for her resolution much longer.

I could open this week’s box office roundup by talking about how I’m not gonna make an easy, lazy, lame joke in regards to the number one movie, but I’m angry at the movie going public. Instead, I’ll just tell you that Dolphin Tale leaped over the competition and swam its way into the top spot.

The Top

Dolphin Tale, the movie about Morgan Freeman making a robot tale for a gimpy dolphin, managed to win the weekend in it’s second week of release despite debuting in third last week. It only saw a 26% drop and pulled in $14.2 million.

It became the first movie to take the top spot in it’s second weekend after not opening number one since The Help did it back in the late summer of 2011.

Comparing it from a feel good water based movie angle, its numbers completely destroy what Soul Surfer did earlier this year. Soul Surfer, or as I like to call it, Jaws For Christians, only made $43.8 million in it’s entire theatrical run, while Dolphin Tale sits at $37.5 million after only 10 days.

Looking at it compared to other man-altered sea creature movies, it’s $14 million is better than 1999’s Deep Blue Sea did in it’s second weekend. Deep Blue Sea opened with $19 million also, but saw a little bit more of drop off in week two as it fell 41% to $11 million.

Sidenote, years ago I started posting clips from Deep Blue Sea on people’s MySpace/Facebook pages on their birthdays. No clue why, but it makes me smile. I highly suggest you start doing the same for your friends.

Compared to other films that use the same pun in the title, Dolphin Tale is dwarfed by Shark Tale. In 2004, Shark Tale didn’t make less than $15 million until it’s fourth weekend. Chances are Dolphin Tale won’t come anywhere near Shark Tale’s $161 million theatrical run, but at $37 million after 10 days on a $37 million budget, they’ll end up just fine.

To take an awful looking movie with the word “tale” in the title angle, Dolphin Tale has already made seven times what In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale made in its theatrical run, which only lasted two weeks. That movie looked like a Sci-Fi original and was directed by the trainwreck that is Uwe Boll, but I’d still watch it 20 times before I’d ever want to see Dolphin Tale.

The Rest

Moneyball fell 36% to $12.5 million and earned the number two spot. It saw a larger dropoff and a smaller weekend than Dolphin Tale, but Moneyball still holds the slight edge in 10 day total as it’s earned $38.5 million so far.

The Lion King finally fell from number one, falling 50% to $11 million. The Disney classic came in third in its third weekend of it’s two week 3D re-release. In the process, it jumped into the top 10 on the all time domestic earners list, and has added $79.6 million to it’s total during the past three weeks. The Lion King releases on Blu-Ray this Tuesday.

The highest opening new release was 50/50 coming in fourth with $8.8 million.

With $8.8 million, 50/50 replaces 2008’s Zack and Miri Make A Porno as Seth Rogen’s lowest opening. Despite great reviews and buzz, it barely earned a fourth of what Rogen’s critically hated The Green Hornet opened with earlier this year.

From a cancer angle, it opened weaker than A Walk To Remember’s $12 million in 2002 and Autumn In New York’s $11 million in 2000.

“I shaved my head just to lose to a kid’s dolphin movie?

Bible lovers came out in swarms to open Courageous in fifth place with $8.8 million. The movie only opened on 1,161 screens and still managed to win Friday. It’s from the same studio that made 2008’s surprise money maker, Fireproof. Fireproof opened with $6.8 million, but opened on almost 300 fewer screens. While Courageous’ $7,580 per screen average is impressive, it’s almost $1,000 less than what Fireproof earned.

I was gonna compare Courageous to Backdraft, because I thought it was a firefighter movie. Then I realized that Fireproof was a firefighter movie, so I have no clue what Courageous was. But since I’ve been in the mood to rewatch it for a while now, I’m gonna stick with Backdraft. Backdraft opened with $12.7 million back in 1991, which outdoes both Courageous and Fireproof.

Dream House wasn’t able to capitalize on the combined star power of Daniel Craig, Rachel Weisz and Naomi Watts and came in sixth with $8.2 million. To make actual relevant comparisons to put this one in perspective, The Amityville Horor remake opened with $23.5 million. It even opened with less than the $9.9 million Dark Water earned in 2005. Do you even know anybody that remembers whether or not they’ve seen Dark Water?

It’s a far cry from the horror success Naomi Watts saw with The Ring’s $15 million opening in 2002, but more than Daniel Craig’s 2007 thriller The Invasion’s $5.9 million.

Taylor Lautner and his abs slipped to seventh with Abduction, while Anna Farris and her adorableness opened in miserable eighth with What’s Your Number? More on her later.

Contagion fell to ninth but has earned more than its budget, and Killer Elite dropped all the way to tenth and sits at $17 million after two weeks, which is a long way away from its $70 million budget.

The Help fell out of the top 10 for the first time since its release eight weeks ago. Drive also fell out of the top 10, but did so after just two weeks.

In smaller releases, Take Shelter, starring the amazing Michael Shannon, earned $56,200 while opening in only three theaters for a phenomenal $18,733 per screen average.

The Worst

What’s Your Number?’s $5.6 million opening is the fifth worst opening ever for a film opening on 3,000+ screens. That’s a $1,865 per screen average, which is only $30 more than what Contagion’s still averaging after four weeks of release.

It was Anna Faris’ first headlining opening since 2008’s The House Bunny, which opened with $14.5 million. Even 2005’s Waiting opened with almost double, despite opening on almost half the screens.

“Jeez, Dave Biscella doesn’t pull any punches does he?!?”

Next

Next week sees only two wide releases looking to fight their way to the top. Is the combo of Ryan Gosling and George Clooney too much handsome for one screen, or can Phillip Seymour Hoffman and Paul Giamatti weigh down the pretty enough to vault The Ides Of March into the top spot? Am I the only one that thinks Real Steel looks absolutely beyond stupid, or will it robot punch its way to number one?

Oh my god, you guys, we made it!  We survived another week.  Well, I assume we did.  This may all be some crazy purgatory island with two weird dudes playing chess for the souls of a bunch of airplane crash survivors with more questions than could ever possibly be answered desperately seeking a way off and finding redemption along the way.  Either way, mystically undead folks gotta play, read, watch, and listen to stuff too, so here’s our list of things that we’re psyched for this week.

OR IS IT?!?!?

(Cue violins, crash sound effect)

 

Monday

Frank Angones- Can’t Color Inside the Lines

Chances are a good number of you may have hung up a piece of Drew Struzan art without ever even knowing it.  The iconic movie poster artist is responsible for some of the most indelible images in the last 40 years of cinema history, including defining images for Back to the Future, The Thing, The Goonies, and the Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter franchises.  Today sees the release of Drew Struzan: Oeuvre, a lush hardcover that seeks to be the definitive collection of Struzan’s works.  While a few hardcovers of Struzan’s art are floating around out there, including the excellent “The Art of Drew Struzan,” which details the making of stories of some of the master’s favorite works, this book includes all of his most famous images as well as lesser known promotional material, concert art and personal images, including his recent (and gorgeous) interpretation of the original James Whale Frankenstein film.

Shane O’Hare- Bane of Major Record Labels Everywhere

Besides having the epic MLP billboard go up, electronic music producer Skrillex has done the Main Theme Song for Syndicate. The song is released FREE on Syndicates Facebook. It’s pretty impressive and I like to see more and more of this kind of music getting the attention it deserves.

Tuesday

Eugene Ramos- Once Got a “Fast Five” on Prom Night


Fast Five (on Blu-Ray and DVD today) is the best of the car-racing series. So good my friend named her first child Dominic after Vin Diesel’s character. How can you go wrong with a smack down, drag ’em out, dirty fight between Diesel and The Rock? And it has one of the craziest car chases ever. Ever! And did I mention Jordana Brewster?

Jonathan London- Lead Guitarist for Jam on Fire

NBA Jam On Fire Edition comes out on PSN on Tuesday and XBL on Wednesday. I’ll be getting the XBox Live version because their online is a bit healthier than the Playstation’s… maybe. Because the NBA will be striking this year, I might just get it for the PS3 so I can watch it on our big screen in lieu of those normal headed games I won’t be watching. Hopefully this edition turns out to have all the bells, whistles and roster updates that last year’s retail version didn’t. I at least know that it does have Honey Badgers…

 

Shane O’Hare- Liked Jam on Fire Before They Sold Out


RAGE is coming out on all consoles and PC. What’s not to like about this game? Top tier graphics engine. Next level co-op. Bringing you a play environment that Borderlands tried to achieve. I cannot wait to install my 22GB on Tuesday.

Matt Kelly- Professional Liker of Things

I’ve always loved pop punk music. And yet I love of cover songs even more. So imagine my joy when I realized that my favorite pop punk band Relient K is releasing an all cover album “K is for Karaoke”. Covering such random songs as Motorcycle Drive By (Third Eye Blind), Inside of Love (Nada Surf) and Baby (Justin Bieber), it promises to be a fun blend of classic 90’s songs, 80’s favorites and modern… annoyances. If you’ve never heard Relient K before, this might be a perfect album to check out and see if they’re sound is something for you.

I love horror movies; one of my all time favorites is Scream.  I strongly believe that film has the best script in horror film history. While the sequels have always received mixed reviews, I found them mostly enjoyable. While there was a lot of naysayers about it’s ‘return’ this year with Scream 4 (on Blu-ray and DVD today), I was extremely excited for it. I was beyond satisfied with its blend of horror and comedy. Check it out, the first 10 minutes are the funniest 10 minutes in horror history.

Joshua Jackson- Sleeper Hit

Dark Souls is the upcoming sequel to the PS3 sleeper hit, Demon’s Souls. To anyone who played the original, this means more traps, more dungeons, more monsters and lots more death. Demon’s Souls had a reputation for being brutally difficult, with nerd rage reaching its peak with so much dying going on. Dark Souls is going to continue that tradition, but dungeon crawlers can still help each other by leaving hints or joining other adventurers online. And this time around, it’s on 360 as well, so more gamers can get in on the frustration… erm, I mean fun!

Expect new controller sales to go up this month.

YuGiOh Legendary Collection 2 is gathering all of the greatest cards from the GX generation of the card game and putting them in one set. If you didn’t check out my preview here, it’s coming packaged with a series of brand new cards as well as reprints of the most popular cards of that era. But most importantly, it has all the tools that I need to complete my Elemental Hero deck. 8 year olds will quake in fear as they see me strolling down the street with my deck in hand. I can smell their fear already.

Mark Bovenzi- Knows How to Spell “Galifianakis”

Coming out this Tuesday is Bored to Death Season 2 (on Blu-ray and DVD today), one of the funniest, smartest shows that you’re not watching. It stars Jason Schwartzman, Zack Galifianakis, and Ted Danson with hilarious and awesome guest appearances by John Hodgman and Oliver Platt. If you like crime shows done in a hilarious style and outrageous scenarios, this is for you.

Russell Sherman- Disney Enthusiast (Not In A Creepy Way…Yet)

Beauty and the Beast! The best Disney movie of all time is now in glorious high definition!  Beauty & the Beast is like my hey Star Wars, Disney can keep re-releasing and I’ll keep buying it.

 

Wednesday

Frank Angones- Will Schism Your Falchuk for Free


X-Men: Schism has proven to be a refreshing rarity for big, status-quo changing event, particularly those centering around the Inscrutable X-Men: a simple, self-contained blockbuster that stands entirely on it’s own, despite its tie-in books.  Jason Aaron has been killing it by imbuing the story of the oncoming rift between Cyclops and Wolverine with big, Morrisonian bombast and simple, character-based focus.  He seems to be setting up ol’ One-Eye and the Canucklehead as the second coming of Magneto and Charles Xavier over the issue of “how young is two young to be thrown at a pack of Sentinels?” with each taking surprising sides.  Last issue led to the end of any civilities, with today’s #5 promising a continuation to the all-out, drag-down fight between lasers and claws during a Sentinel invasion of Utopia.  This book has managed to impossible: it’s gotten me excited about X-books again.

After The Walking Dead proved that horror-based TV series could draw massive crowds, several networks jumped on the jumpscare bandwagon, developing their own shows that go bump in the night.  First out the gate is American Horror Story (10 PM EST, FX), the story of a family that moves into a haunted house from Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk.  Yes, co-creators of Glee Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk.  But the duo was also responsible for the significantly twisted FX show Nip/Tuck, and between those two programs, Murphy and Falchuk have proven themselves adept at broad, shocking moments, slick visuals, and over-the-top grotesques.  Time will tell if this show can live up to the promise of the spectacular, heart-wrenching, eerie, (and sadly, shut-down) haunted house pilot, Locke and Key, but the creators wisely snagged a post-Friday Night Lights Connie Britton as one of their leads.  Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT SPANDEX GHOST DOING TO THAT PREGNANT LADY!!!!!

 

Thursday

Noel Nocciolo- Gently Weeping for Jam On Fire

Wednesday and Thursday will see the two-part premiere of the Martin Scorsese-directed documentary, George Harrison: Living In The Material World (Pt. 1 Wednesday at 9 PM EST, Pt. 2 Thursday at 9 PM EST, HBO).  Along with a book of the same title, the film was carefully overseen and endorsed by Harrison’s widow, Olivia, and features interviews by Eric Idle, Paul McCartney, Tom Petty, Eric Clapton, Ringo Starr, Terry Gilliam and others.

As much as I adore Paul McCartney’s contributions to The Beatles, his impressive solo work and Wings’ overall badassness, I still name George is my favorite Beatle, thanks to his incredible 1970 double LP, “All Things Must Pass.”  He was the first pop-music musician to explore philanthropy by way of the large-scale charity concert, his Concert For Bangladesh, which occurred forty years ago at Madison Square Garden, and can be found on DVD.  “Something,” “Here Comes The Sun” and “While My Guitar Gently Weeps” are a handful of my favorite Beatles songs.

Speaking of favorites, Martin Scorsese’s “The Last Waltz,” is one of my favorite films.  Scorsese’s first look into the world of seventies rock and roll with The Band’s last performance, (with a little help from their friends) on Thanksgiving Day, 1976.  (For those looking to put into timeframe context: after Taxi Driver and before Raging Bull).  

I am ecstatic that this film has been made.

 

Friday

Shane O’Hare- Optimist

Two words. Real Steel.

Frank Angones- Incredulist

Six more words. It’s actually supposed to be great…?


Russell Sherman- Realist

I have to respectfully disagree with Shane here, Friday is all about The Ides of March.  Philip Seymour Hoffman, Paul Giamatti, Evan Rachel Wood how could you go wrong.  Not to mention you’d get to see George Clooney and Ryan Gosling share the screen together making that spit-roast fantasy easier to picture.

Oh…goodness, look at my wrist. I gotta go!

Alexander (Monstar) Raymond- Analyst…Heh…”Anal”…


Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence.
When I found out about it showing this Friday, I bought tickets immediately. I saw the first movie and it was… an experience. I’m sure you’ve heard about Human Centipede: First Sequence; a mad man wants to create, well…a human centipede, and does so by sewing up three people mouth to um..anus. Director Tom Six is back and supposedly turning things up a notch in flick. I’ve avoided spoilers, trailers and reviews of this movie, a media blackout if you will, so I can go into this screening with no expectations other than it’s going to be one big shockfest. You can watch the trailer here if you want.

Saturday

Tanya Tate- Doesn’t Realize This Event Is Probably A Massive Covert Drug Bust


Krofft appearance at the Hollywood Collector Show. October 8th & 9th in Burbank is the Hollywood Collector Show. It’s a small convention of sorts where celebrities from older film and television make appearances and sign autographs. I’m excited about this particular show because Sid and Marty Krofft will be there! If those names are not familiar to you, you may know the shows they created of produced. H.R. Pufnstuf, Lidsville, Land of the Lost, Electra Woman & Dyna Girl, Sigmund and the Sea Monsters to name a few. Speaking of Electra Woman, both she and Dyna Girl will be at the show as well. For the first time ever Deidre Hall  and Judy Strangis will be signing autographs together. If you saw my video from San Diego Comic Con, you’d know that I’m a big Krofft fan (I was dressed as a sexy Electra Woman.) So, you can imagine I’m thrilled  about this! More info on the Krofft website.

 

Sunday

Frank Angones- Badly Broken

Do I seriously have to tell you guys to check out the Breaking Bad Season Finale (10 PM EST, AMC)?  Surely you’ve already heard how it’s the best, most addictive show on television right now.  But you’ve also got to realize that every season of this show ends with a two-to-three episode roller coaster train wreck of insane consequences, epic brutality, and more “How the fuck are they going to get out of this one?” moments than the cast of Mike and Molly in a Porta Pottie. This season hasn’t focused too much on Bryan Cranston’s Walter White, the straight-laced chemistry teacher slash crystal meth cook supreme on the road to degradation, opting instead to flesh out the motivations of some of the supporting cast, but the last few episodes have snapped focus back to Walter and his punk sidekick Jesse Pinkman with a world of shit heaping down upon them.  It’s familiar ground for Breaking Bad, which makes it the shakiest ground of all.

 

We did it, everybody!!! We launched a new universe! And at least a quarter of it is really, really cool!  This week we met the new Superman (same as the old Superman).  We saw the rise of a bright new writer in superstar artist Francis Manapul on The Flash and dark new arm of the Justice League that’s every bit as Vertigo angsty as Stormwatch is Wildstorm extreme.  Plus we found out that Geoff Johns promise for an awesome, epic new reinvigoration of Aquaman was not just a hilarious joke cooked up during a Drambuie and Stars And S.T.R.I.P.E. trade-fueled bender.  Be on the lookout next week for our final thoughts on DC’s grand experiment as well as what books we’re sticking with in the upcoming months. 

But for now, let’s see if the Distinguished Competition stuck the landing:

 

Superman

Frank Angones- Geekscape Managing Editor

So we’ve been waiting around all month to get some insight into current day Superman; not JLA Superman, not angry young teenage Superman, but status quo Superman.  And guess what.  He feels just like Superman.  We shouldn’t be too surprised, as this book comes from the pen of George Perez, who’s about as old school as you can get in the DCU these days; he remembers the LAST linewide reboot. 

If Morrison’s Action Comics is set up to be the “big idea” book, the Ultimate Spider-Man of Superman comics, then this book looks to be the status quo book.  You got Clark, Lois, Jimmy, Perry White, and the Daily Planet, although a Daily Planet in transition towards being a new media conglomerate under the watchful eye of Morgan Edge, formerly of Intergang fame.  For everyone worried about the be-jeaned social crusader puttering around in that other Superman book, here we have the seeming return of the omnipotent, flying, Big Blue Boy Scout who saves Metropolis by lifting increasingly heavy objects and chucking them into space.  The more things change, huh?

I’m glad this book is around to help flesh out the world and the DCU as a whole.  George Perez has always known how to cram a ton of story into a single book, and this is no exception.  Other writers would have been content to, say, introduce Lois’ new role as head of the Planet’s new broadcasting arm and be done with it.  This book introduces that, shows us her entire first big story, the aftermath of that story, and introduces her new boytoy ALL IN ONE ISSUE, “writing for the trade” be damned.  And I’m damned well happy to have it.  This is a book that gives you your money’s worth in terms of story, action (albeit with a somewhat generic fire monster), world-building, character establishment, and a SELF-CONTAINED STORY!  Heaven forfend!  The artwork, with layouts by Perez and finishes by Jesus Merino is dynamic, iconic, and expressive, even if Superman’s age sometimes seems to fluctuate between 18 and 35.  I’ll admit, I was definitely ready to dismiss this as the disposable Superman book, but in a linewide relaunch that sees four separate Batman books that offer up pretty much the same flavor to varying degrees of quality, this Super-fan is glad to have two Superman books that are entirely distinct yet both wholly enjoyable.

 

Batman: The Dark Knight

Jonathan London- Foolishly Left Frank in Charge While He’s Out of Town

I’m a fan of David Finch’s art. I didn’t think this was a point of contention until I started to realize that people aren’t fans of his work. To me, he’s what Rob Liefeld’s art aspires to be, as if Rob spent a year having Jim Lee beat on him with his own Jim Lee style. I was even a fan of the short, David Finch drawn and scripted, pre-DCnU Dark Knight book that preceded this Batman: Dark Knight title (which is not a continuation).

Paul Jenkins scripts the book now with the two co-plotting and I think it’s for the better. Even though some of the writing can feel almost Frank Miller-heavy, it feels tighter than Finch’s solo work. The issue gets right to the dichotomy of Bruce Wayne and Batman with the introduction of a Gotham P.D. internal affairs agent named Forbes investigating Wayne’s possible founding of the vigilante Batman and a possible romantic interest in the self-assured Jaina Hudson, whose father had history with Bruce’s father.

Really, the reason to get this book hinges on whether or not your a fan of Finch’s art. There’s a solid splash page of a few rogues escaping from Arkham, featuring Clayface and Mr. Freeze. Is this the same Arkham escape that ties into the Batman book from last week that also featured escaped inmates? It’d be bad for Arkham’s rep if it wasn’t but are the DC titles that tied together at this point? It’d be nice if they were. Also, the introduction to the DCnU’s Two-Face is something you’ll want to pick the book up for if only to say “wait, did they really just take a major plot point from the game Arkham Asylum and attribute it to Harvey Dent?” I’ll at least wait until next month before making a final decision on the book. I like the artwork a lot but it’ll take more than that to justify buying this many Batbooks a month.

 

Aquaman

Daniel Campozano- Thinks This Frank Guy Has Some Bright Ideas

Disclaimer: I’ve never read anything Aquaman, at all. I’ve seen him here and there in older JLA books, but nothing that fleshed him out as a character.  Just a body.

Geoff Johns perfectly handled a reintroduction to the character, and even poked fun at the misconceptions of his lame powers, which are far from lame. But what I’ve heard was that he’s been powered up, but who cares? It’s the DCnU. We see Arthur wanting to give up his mantle of king of Atlantis and get down and dirty with the humans and enjoy some fish and chips, lol. While Arthur makes his choice of being on land with Mera we see a new threat is coming up from the depths of the ocean. I’m definitely going to follow this book through at least the first arc. Art wise this book was beautiful, but I’m partial towards Ivan Reis art.
 

Frank Angones- Is Currently Measuring Jonathan’s Office to Have An F-Shaped Desk Put In

Geoff Johns’ Aquaman reboot seems to have a lot in common with Geoff Johns’ Booster Gold reboot.  Once again, Johns has taken a character that was widely considered a joke and sought to humanize/ennoble/embiggen him.  Trouble here is Booster was considered a laughingstock in DCU continuity.  Aquaman was only the subject of derision to a mass media who finds the irresistible combination of orange scaly shirts and hanging out with mackerel to be hilarious.  In the DCU, though, he was always seen as the fearsome and mighty defender of the seas.  Hell, a month ago he was the most dangerous threat facing the entire European continent, albeit a Flashpointy one.  While Johns makes it a point to specify that Aquaman is in fact incredibly capable and that the misconceptions about his lameitude are strictly limited to ill-informed cops and slack-jawed hecklers, I’m sure this new approach can’t be going over too well with the tried and true Arthur Curry fans.

Having always preferred the silly superfriend to the drop-dead serious harpoon-hand of the recent books, though, I have to say I really enjoyed Johns’ take here.  He can have a light touch when he wants to, and at his best, he can balance humor with pathos to result in a really impactful and engaging narrative.  The unbelievably gorgeous art by Ivan Reis doesn’t hurt either; if you want to make a fishy dolphin rider seem like a badass, show him an armored car over with a fucking trident.  All in all, it looks like Johns is looking to make the relaunched Aquaman book a rip-roaring redemption story.  Only problem is it might not appeal much to the readers who think he doesn’t need redeeming.

Rachel Vine- Has Never Read This Or Any Other Comic

(This is what Rachel believed this book was about based on the cover.  It was too adorable not to include.)

Aquaman is a watery sort.  He wears a facemask and is friends with the Snorks.  He lives in a pineapple under the sea.  He hordes lots of human items and hides them from his tyrannical father.  Oddly enough, he has a cat who loves to swim.  One night he was swimming, and Tom Hanks CAUGHT HIM using a JUMBO SPEAR.  But the spear couldn’t penetrate his rubbery suit.  But it did get entangled in his long flowing locks.  He inspired a third wave ska band called the Aquabats, and his archnemesis is… Fireboy?  Also, he’s always a little bit chilly.  And he envies the land dwellers for their smooth hands.  He always has raisin fingers.  Years ago, someone tried to flush his kitten down a toilet and succeeded.  It made its way through the pipes where, due to the high level of toxins, it developed the ability to breathe underwater.  Aquaman calls him Gilneck.  And that was the story of Aquacat.

Note: Rachel has a 37-arc story bible written up for Gilneck The Aquacat. CALL HER, DC!

The Flash

Mark Bovenzi- Could Be Swayed to Frank’s Cause, If the Price Were Right

I have always loved The Flash character, from all the different incarnations from Jay Garrick in the Justice Society of America, to Barry Allen and Wally West (Impulse we don’t speak of).  But he’s always been one of my favorites and as soon as Geoff Johns took the book over with Flash #164 in 2000 i was hooked for life. The character has had his ups and downs but one constant: we always had for a good stretch of years was Geoff Johns writing the character. When DC announced the creative team for the new Flash book i thought, Francis Manapul, the guy who drew a fantastic run on the book is going to be writing and drawing? Well, this should be interesting to say the least, and let’s just say that Francis delivered and completely blew me away. Geoff who? It really felt like with Francis’ writing and with the help of Brian Buccellato, this is the book that we all wished had kept going before Flashpoint. I would also like to throw it out there that i did not read Flashpoint, so if i seem to skip over any of the events in Flashpoint in regards to The Flash, please excuse me. The book begins with Barry and Patty at what seems to be a science exhibit or fundraiser and the party comes to a screeching halt when it is crashed by a group of mercenaries. Barry sneaks away to change into The Flash and fights them off.  The real shocker of this story is that one of mercenaries who was killed upon taking off his mask, is revealed to be one of Barry’s old college friends Manuel.  After some research and flashblack sequences Manuel finds Barry asking him to help run away.  I won’t spoil the end but it’s interesting and I’m very interested to see where it will be going.

The main highlight of this book was the art. Manapul has this style that’s hard to put my finger on; it has a lot of Manga influence in there.  But what works the best for him is the colorist.  His art looks very watercolorish and just blends so well with the book.  Along with his panel layouts, this is some of the best use of a page and panels i have seen in so long.  It’s one of the reasons why i loved his and Johns run so much (although i do miss Scott Kolins). I cannot recommend this book enough.  Next to Animal Man, this was my favorite DC Relaunch book. Will i continue to pick it up? Absolutely.

 

The Fury of Firestorm: The Nuclear Men

Scott Alminiana- Has Started Making Sandwiches for the Pro-Frank/Anti-Jonathan Rally

Just like the title states, there is fury to be found in this book, and it was caused by having spent $2.99 on it! Writers Gail Simone and Ethan Van Sciver are usually brilliant, but this time around, I just didn’t care for their flavor of Kool-aid.

 
The art from Yildiray Cinar felt haphazardly thrown together and rushed, although he does draw a decent Firestorm. Well, technically in this issue, he draws 3 decent Firestorms, but I won’t get into that. There was one scene that particularly bothered me. In it, we see a high school football team practicing on the field, but the players are oddly proportioned in comparison to the field. It’s as if they were giants practicing on a field made for The Lollipop Guild. It irked me to no end.
 
As for the story, it felt like some crappy pilot episode you’d find on The CW. It has your typical, melodramatic, high school setting with characters that are in no way, shape, or form fresh and original. For example, you have Ronnie Raymond, who is your generic, misunderstood star quarterback with a heart of gold. Then you have Jason Rusch, who is more of the nerdy type, also with a heart of gold, and happens to be in possession of a Firestorm Matrix. There’s an international conspiracy afoot and these two students somehow get pulled into it. Once the bad guys show up, it’s time for some Firestorm action…if your idea of action is an adolescent meltdown. Instead we are left scratching our heads asking, “What exactly is going on, and how did this book even get made in the first place?” Maybe this was meant to be a replacement for Smallville? That would have actually made more sense.

Sadly, I will not be checking out the next issue. If you read this issue and dislike it, don’t say I didn’t warn you.

 

The Savage Hawkman

Scott Alminiana- Almost Can’t Remember the Horrible Days When Jonathan Still Ran Things

This is the type of first issue that I’m talking about! Writer Tony S. Daniel and artist Philip Tan hit it out of the park with this one. This is a true #1 and a perfect introduction to Carter Hall, better known as Hawkman.

Tony S. Daniel does a fantastic job of laying the groundwork for the future of Hawkman and the direction of the book. This issue was like Indiana Jones to the Nth degree (get it? Oh, just read the book already!). The story starts off with Carter Hall attempting to destroy the Hawkman armor only to have it blow up in his face, literally. From there the story switches gears and introduces the supporting characters and the archeological aspect of the book as well as a creepy new villain for Hawkman to face. The last panel is truly a cliffhanger and left me anxious to read the next issue. If this series is going to be Indiana Jones with wings and a bad ass, yet slightly bondage inspired costume, then sign me up!

Philip Tan also does an impressive job with his slightly gritty artwork. He’s a perfect fit for the book and his art helps convey who Hawkman is as a character, as well as helping to set the mood and tone of the series.

The Savage Hawkman is firing on all cylinders and I can’t wait to see what happens next. Check it out. If you don’t dig it, then you’ve got problems. That is all.

 

Voodoo

Heidi Hilliker- Eagerly Supports Our Glorious New Leader

Well, I now know which title I won’t be picking up an issue #2 of. Listen, I’m perfectly keen on the idea of blatant sexual exploitation of women…men…whoever, but I just think this whole stripper/alien scenario is so dated and boring. I never read the WildStorm series but when I looked up the history of the “Voodoo” title I found that it originated in 1992. Boy does this idea reek of the early 90s. I mean I like the movie Species but I don’t have any desire to watch it again or any of its direct-to-video sequels. I will say this about Voodoo, all of the artwork (pencils, inks and colors) is gorgeous! That alone made watching Priscilla’s exotic dance routine for the first 5 pages of the book worth it. Turns out that I have very little to say about this book. That is probably because it made me feel very little. I reviewed 5 of the New 52 titles this month and this is really the only one I won’t spend money on next month. All and all, I think those are pretty impressive statistics. Get it, DC!?

 

I, Vampire

Eugene Ramos- Viva Tomorrow! Viva Frank Angones!

At first glance, “I, Vampire” seems like an odd choice for a new 52 reboot. After all, fan favorites like the JSA, Power Girl, and Zatanna didn’t get books of their own. There also wasn’t much clamor for an “I, Vampire” re-launch. And its announcement was greeted more with head scratching than with fist pumps. But I do understand DC’s (and Warner’s) desire to have a vampire series as a part of the new 52. Vampires these days do buco bucks.

I have to admit that I’m not very familiar with the “I, Vampire” stories created by J.M. DeMatteis and Tim Sutton for the horror anthology “House of Mystery” in the early ‘80s. So unfortunately I don’t have much of a point of comparison. But since it appears that most current readers are also unfamiliar with the original, I think it’s fair to approach the reboot without making overt comparisons to the ‘80s version. (So I won’t be nitpicking over why Mary’s costume – or lack thereof – is different from her original one).

“I, Vampire” – given its origins in the “House of Mystery” – feels like a better fit for Vertigo, and I wondered just how vampires would fit in the new DC universe.  Heck, the first page begins in what appears to be a post-Apocalyptic Boston that’s been overrun by vampires. So I assumed “I, Vampire” had its own, separate continuity.

The opening story in Boston intercuts with a flashback to a conversation between Andrew – the vampire hero driven by good intentions – and Mary – Andrew’s lover, progeny, and series antagonist. It’s a wonderful juxtaposition. In the past Mary tries to convince Andrew to join her in her quest to usher in a vampire takeover of the world. Andrew wants nothing to do with her plan. He simply wants to cure her. In the present Andrew has failed and the vampires have seemingly won.

But something weird happens in the middle of the issue. In the midst of the flashback, Andrew tells Mary, “And you think you and your ‘army’ stand a chance against Superman and a half-dozen Green Lanterns and Wonder Woman and –.” The line completely took me out of the story. I was perfectly happy reading a comic book about a vampire Apocalypse and our hero’s journey to make things right. Why get Superman involved? However, that potentially story-wrecking moment also offers up an intriguing mystery. How (and where) does this series fit in with the other 51 reboots? How did the vampires take over the world … or at least Boston?

I have to say I enjoyed the first issue of “I, Vampire” very much, more so than the few DC titles I’ve picked up over the last month. Joshua Hale Fialkov’s script is well written, giving us more than enough story to justify the $3 price tag and leaving us with a mystery that will keep many coming back for more. Andrea Sorrentino’s art is beautiful and appropriately moody. It reminds me of Jae Lee’s wonderful work on Stephen King’s “The Dark Tower.” Plus, there are no sparkly vampires. Just good, old-fashioned vampires who can transform into wolves and bats and who want to do very bad things. This is a series I can follow for awhile … at least until Superman shows up and ruins things.

 

All-Star Western

Frank Angones- Is Drunk With Power. And Drambuie.

One of the great things about DC editorial’s opening salvo on this relaunch has been their surprising willingness to go with some more unconventional concepts (although they also greenlit a Hawk and Dove book by Rob Liefeld, so…) All-Star Western looks to be a continuation of Gray and Palmiotti’s excellent run on Jonah Hex, a book that stood out for it’s gritty, pulpy Spaghetti Western feel and typically done-in-one storylines.  Looks like they’re trading that in for a more expansive mystery as Jonah Hex teams up with Dr. Amadeus Arkham- who looks a lot like Vincent Price- to solve a serial killer (killers?) stalking the streets of 1800s Gotham City. 

The whole thing has a sort of Clint Eastwood meets Sherlock Holmes Victorian vibe, with Arkham providing probing and shockingly elegant analysis of the marauding bounty hunter.  I usually cringe at “psych evals” in comics as they usually read as terribly superficial, but Gray and Palmiotti make it sing thanks to a distinct voice that sounds positively Dickensian.  They also incorporate several elements of DC continuity- I’m happy to see Mayor Cobblepot and the notorious Gates family from Scott Snyder’s excellent Gates of Gotham mini this year survived the Flashpoint leap.

I have to make particular mention of Moritat’s artwork on this book.  His broad outlines and stylized, almost caricature work here may turn off some folks looking for a more “realistic” approach to the material, but the whole thing really clicks for me.  It’s reminiscent of the kinds of poster artwork one would find in that period that helps sell the overall vibe.  There’s one particularly beautifully rendered panel of Hex and Arkham at a Gotham saloon that looks like it could be an advertisement for the old Moulin Rouge.  I’m glad to see DC taking some risks on all fronts with All-Star Western (even if Gotham is technically on the East Coast), and I’ll definitely be following this book for as long as they have the balls to publish it.

 

Teen Titans

Stephen Prescott- Doesn’t Really See the Appeal of Frank

So I guess my theory about Superboy leading into Teen Titans was wrong….

At this point I’m actually tired of complaining about the changes in the New 52. I’m defeated and beat down. I don’t know why it was necessary to reboot the characters they chose to reboot, but I’m just going to try to go with it.

Essentially this is Tim Drake/Red Robin’s book, he’s the only one who knows what is going on (certainly knows more than I do) and he is the man with the plan so to speak. Taking a page out of “Justice League #1” we are only beginning to see the formation of the Teen Titans. A point of contention and criticism from me with that book. I can only hope that the team formation happens quickly because it is the team dynamic and the sense of family that makes the Titans so important. Without those things there is nothing and right now there really is nothing aside from a lot of questions.

Still though, this is a beginning. The characters are solidly Tim, Bart and Cassie. There were other team members lurking on Tim’s computer screen and I’m intrigued as to what is going to happen next. I wish the book had gotten off to a faster start, but as a died in the wool Teen Titans fan I’ll certainly be sticking around for the next few issues as the team assembles and we hopefully find out what exactly N.O.W.H.E.R.E. is up to.

 

Justice League Dark

Martin Scherer- Has Been Dispatched To Eliminate Stephen Prescott

Every now and then you read a book, and when your done you either read it again, or decide you can’t read any more comics for the day, because the bar has been set so high. To me, Justice League Dark is one of these books.

I haven’t read many of the new DCU books yet, but this has been by far the best book that I’ve read. Peter Milligan is an established writer that I’ve always found to be either great, or passable. With this book he is more than great, he is amazing. The art by Mikel Janin and colours by Ulises Arreola shine, and compliment the script with the tone and atmosphere that they create.

What I really want to highlight here though is how well Milligan crafted what is essentially an introduction/gathering of the team issue. Unlike Justice League were we saw only four of the characters, and only two really interact, we are introduced to every character who will have a significant role in this first arc. This book in a single issue not only gives us a taste for the whole cast, but also clearly establishes the mysterious threat, hints at the stakes, and explains why the Justice League proper can’t handle this threat.

True, like that first issue of Justice League we never see the whole team together in this issue, and I have a feeling we will rarely ever see the team together. But unlike the League, Dark gives each character their space and in the couple of pages we learn a lot about who they are. Shade is a lonely man who can and does shape reality to fit his needs. Xanadu can see the present and future, and is understandably having trouble dealing with this.  Deadman is well, dead.  Constantine is younger than the man Milligan writes in Hellblazer, but is hinted at being the cunning bastard we love. Finally, Zantana is the connection between this group of magical beings and the superhero community; she straddles the line between the light and the dark.

If you like Hellblazer, team books or miss the darker elements of the DCU then this book is for you. If you want to try something unlike many of the books on the market, this book is for you.

If you love comics, this book is for you.

Green Lantern: New Guardians

Daniel Campozano- Has Managed to Restrain the Tyrant Frank

I think this is the only book that felt to me like I could pick up and just start fresh, assuming you read the other Green Lantern books of the DCnU. I enjoyed the Kyle Rayner’s origin story, I liked him as the hippie Green Lantern with artsy constructs. The other storyline in the book shows us one of each Lantern of the spectrum having their rings being decommissioned and losing their powers at the most unfortunate moment for each of them. This doesn’t go unnoticed as other members of their respective Lantern Corps chase the rings down to see who “stole” them. As Kyle is having fun in his new role of Green Lantern and saving lives, he is greeted by 5 more rings accepting him to the corps along with corps members of the respective rings ready to kick his ass for the theft. I think the story was great and the art was tight; frankly, it was my favorite of the Green Lantern issues. I have no real history With Kyle except for knowing that his girlfriend was murdered and stuffed into a refrigerator. So I’m looking forward to a  fresh look on the character and his importance to the Green Lantern Corps.

 

Blackhawks

Frank Angones- Would Really Appreciate It If None Of This Got Back To Jonathan

Ok, this is getting ridiculous. Birds of Prey, Stormwatch, Suicide Squad, Red Hood and the Outlaws, and now Blackhawks.  How many teams of covert badasses does the DCnU need?  Blackhawks, though competently written and drawn, has the distinct disadvantage of coming at the tail end of these books and without a marquis character to its name- I suppose Lady Blackhawk would be the biggest name in recent years?  Not that you need a necessarily big name to carry a book, but you do have to give me something beyond another well-funded group of badasses fighting superhumans to get me engaged. 

I will say that book opens with one of the best action sequences of any of these merc books, dealing in the kind of bombastic pseudorealism that reminds me of Andy Diggle’s Losers book from Vertigo a couple years back.  But by the end I’m not given an enticing enough mystery or dilemma to guarantee my money in the long term, but I’ll probably check out the next issue, if for no other reason than to keep up with my DCnU Spontaneous Human Combustion Drinking Game.  Seriously. A lot of people blew up this month.

 

You’re still with us! Awesome! So good to see you back! The world can be a pretty intimidating place and it’s REALLY easy to get down and just give up and remain a shut in for the rest of your life. Take for instance our conservative Canadian friend Shane O’Hare, who shows model homes for a living. When asked what HE was looking forward to this week, this is what he had to say:

“I’m stuck at a parade of home model homes. I’m looking forward to not killing potential clients.”

WOW! Spoken like a true NRA member! Fair and completely unbalanced!

But Geekscape’s all about looking at the positives! So here are your positive events, cool releases and exciting going-ons for the week of September 26th! And remember: when life starts getting a little rough this week, just look at the bright side! You could always be Shane O’Hare, showing model homes to Alaskan prisoners and dreaming of homicide!

 

Monday

Russell Sherman – Canadian As Hell

Gossip Girl bitches!  Everyone who’s anyone (read: high school students) know’s this is the best show on T.V. and now it’s in L.A. so that the spoiled rich kids can get their drugs easier. Editor’s Note: No. I don’t think he’s kidding.


 

Tuesday

Matt Kelly – Purveyor of All That Is Shit

Blink 182: Neighborhoods – It’s been almost a decade since Blink 182 called it quits. Their last album and subsequent side projects have always garnered mixed opinions. To be honest though, I enjoyed the self-titled album; it’s not my favorite of their CDs but it’s not awful; just different. It’s a much more mature and adult release. Yes, I miss them talking about blowjobs and boobies, but they’re in their mid-30’s now; it’s understandable. I’ve made jokes on Geekscape about their songs sounding more like Boxcar Racer than Blink 182… but I loved the Boxcar Racer album. I’m prepared for disappointment but the excitement levels I have for this are at an all time high.

On Blu-Ray this week is Basket Case… I don’t understand why this movie is being put on blu-ray. I refuse to believe that high-def will ever improve this super indie horror film. In fact… no… I’m not looking forward to this. Just buy the DVD.

How I Met Your Mother Season 6 is coming out on DVD this weekend as well. My all-time favorite TV show is Scrubs. HIMYM is the perfect companion piece to that show. If you’ve never seen the show, you need to start at the beginning. If you’re a long time fan of the show you know that season 6 was probably the best season of the series in years.

Noel Nocciolo – Has Great Taste In Websites She Writes For

Wilco’s new album, The Whole Love is out Tuesday.  It is a whole lot of…love.  I mean…yes, it’s punny, but it really is a well-titled album.  To me, it is more closely tied to the Wilco of 1999-2004; Summerteeth, Yankee Hotel Foxtrot and A Ghost Is Born.  Synth-heavy pop and a touch of the experimental.  Some of it even sounds like late 70’s British pub-rock (considering they cover Nick Lowe’s “I Love My Label” it makes sense).

The early alt-country days (1995-96) are gone but not forgotten as are the more straightforward rock and roll/jam-band-leaning/ballads-your-Dad-would-like (2007-9).  This new album is not a lobotomy for the band whose back catalog is one of the most evolutionary bodies of work in modern rock, but instead takes pieces of the past and twists it for their 2011 head space.

Joshua Jackson – Can Probably Do a Handstand

On Tuesday, I’ll finally be able to right a big gaming wrong. I will finally be able to play Shadow of the Colossus when the Ico & Shadow of the Colossus Collection comes out for the PS3 (after months of delays, which is odd for a last gen port). I fondly remember Ico as a gorgeous game that had strong, innovative game play, which is something you don’t see too often anymore. Having an excuse to fire it up again and finally play one of the great PS2 games I never got around to is a perfect reason to get through another week. Editor’s Note: I’m strongly considering not letting Joshua write another word for the site until he corrects this wrong!

Mark Bovenzi – Fought Cancer and Kicked Its Ass. But Unemployment? Different Story

Finally! The game that was rumored to come out, then denied, and then confirmed is finally coming to the US shores. An HD collection of the PS2 classics ICO and Shadow of the Colossus. If you skipped on these gems on the PS2, now is your chance to pick these up and enjoy the shit out of them. These aren’t your typical games either mind you, i know we’re all playing Gears of War right now and trust me, these games are nothing like Gears of War. If you like a challenging puzzle game with stunning graphics, complex gameplay and a weird story. Do yourself a favor, put down Gears of War, throw down $40 and see what true video game art is all about.

 

Wednesday

Joe Starr – Warrior From Beyond (Beyond Actually Being Kentucky)

Annihilators: Earthfall #1 – Gladiator, Quasar, Ronan, Ikon and Beta-Ray Bill come to earth? Sold. They’re gonna at least start out being there to beat up the Avengers? Solder! Dan Abnett and Andy Lanning are writing it? Soldest! Back up Rocket Racoon stories? Honestly, I don’t get interested than ‘soldest.’ Very few people do, and those that do on a regular basis shouldn’t be trusted.

Dorothy and the Wizard in Oz #1 – I’m glad a lot of my friends are having kids right now, because they all get this. Because I am a bad ass that ignores all baby shower registries.

Joshua Jackson – Nope. Can’t Do a Handstand. Ouch!

It’s the day Zelda fans have been waiting for since E3. The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords is coming out on DSi Ware and guess what? It’s free! So for those of you like me who never could actually find four people with four GBA’s, four copies of Zelda and three link cables, it should be much easier to play this co op adventure the second time around. Nintendo could have left it as is and told us, “Shut up, it’s free!” but with new dungeons and an exclusive single player mode, what’s there to complain about? And by the way, I call dibs on purple Link!

 

Friday

Dave Biscella – Full of Faygo

I’m a big fan of Seth Rogen, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and cancer, so the new movie 50/50 is right up my alley. OK, well, maybe I’m only a fan of two out of the three, but the fact that I’m pretty sure my attraction to Anna Kendrick is so strong it’s unhealthy pretty much balances it out.

Russell Sherman – Probably Talking Trash About U.S. Citizens Right Now

Transformers: Dark of the Moon.  Now we as Scapists failed to make Transformers 2 the movie of the year that year, but luckily Michael Bay heard our prayers to fix this travesty and he made a third transformers movie so that we, The Scapists, can right a wrong and make this movie the winner of the Geekscape award for best movie… now available on DVD and Blu Ray (and don’t forget the Digital Copy).

Saturday

Noel Nocciolo – Might Like Wilco

I will especially be living for Saturday morning, October 1st, when I fly to Nashville to see Wilco at the Ryman Auditorium two nights running.  

I can indirectly/directly thank Wilco for bringing me to Geekscape.  When Jonathan was first soliciting featured content, I had fanned-out hardcore and flown to Chicago for two nights of their legendary five night residency, in which they performed everything they had ever recorded.  I wrote about my experience, just for kicks, and here we are, a little over three years later.

Russell Sherman – Still Canadian After All These Years

Countdown to Halloween.  Halloween is one of the easiest days to “get under someone” if you’re a breeder (it’s easy every day if you’re gay). I can’t tell you the number of times I’ve been propositioned by horny girls looking to hook up on Halloween so all you virgins out there don’t play D&D on Halloween be a man and go get a chick, then play D&D.

I could say that The Lion King 3D puffed it’s chest out and clawed its way to the top for the second week in a row and kept Moneyball from hitting a home run, but I won’t. Instead I’ll just tell you that The Lion King 3D held the top spot at the box office for the second weekend in a row, while the four new releases rounded out the top five.

The Top

The Lion King 3D held strong at the box office for the second weekend in a row, racking up another $22.1 million. It fell just 27% from last weekend’s numbers, and jumped another five spots on the all time domestic earners list from 17 to 12.

In 10 days, the re-release has earned just under $62 million. The original plan by Disney was to only run this in theaters for two weeks, but they’re not idiots and it’s run has already been extended. By next week it will have made over $400 million total since it’s original release and be in the top 10 highest grossing movies ever.

To stay with the Disney angle, let’s compare it to my favorite animated Disney film ever: The Black Cauldron. The Lion King’s $22.1 million in it’s second weekend of a re-release 17 years after it’s initial release is more than the entire $21.4 million theatrical run The Black Cauldron had in 1985. Granted, with inflation that’s a lot more, but who cares? The Black Cauldron has always seemed like the bastard child Disney never wanted anything to do with, so I’m not even going to bother with the math.

Sidenote: how awesome were the mid to late 80’s for family fantasy films? The Black Cauldron, Legend, Labyrinth, The Princess Bride and Willow are all awesome movies.

Getting back to The Lion King, and looking at it from a lion angle, The Lion King 3D’s second weekend beats the entire theatrical run of the Robert Redford/Tom Cruise political thriller, Lions For Lambs. In 2007, Lions For Lambs opened with $6.7 million, and only made $15 million for it’s entire run. I’m pretty sure it’s a political thriller. I may have made that part up. I am pretty sure there aren’t any actual lions or lambs in it though. Has anybody ever seen this movie? I know a lot of people, and I don’t think I know one person that’s seen Lions For Lambs.

The Rest

In the number two spot, Brad Pitt was able to balance out the combination of baseball and math and lead Moneyball to a strong opening with $20.6 million.

This wasn’t Brad Pitt’s biggest opening by far, but even after inflation it’s slightly better than his $11 million opening weekend with Fight Club in 1999. It’s right on par with his $13. 9 and $13.8 million openings in 1995 with Seven and 12 Monkeys. It also fared a lot better than my favorite Brad Pitt movie as Snatch opened to $8 million in 2000. I could really keep going with these pointless comparisons to Brad Pitt Movies I love, but I’ll stop now. Let’s just all take a second to admire how many awesome movies he’s made in his career.

Moneyball’s opening officially made it the highest opening baseball film ever, but when you consider that The Benchwarmers previously held that title, you realize just how pointless of a distinction that is.

Someone’s so in love with someone else. Can you guess who?

I truly wish we could skip number three this week, but we can’t. So let’s just get it over with.

Dolphin Tale had an incredible opening weekend for a movie that looks incredibly pointless as it brought in a surprising $20.2 million. For those of you unaware, this is a movie about Morgan Freeman building a robotic tale for a gimpy dolphin.

It’s high number could be attributed to the fact that it’s a family movie, and those usually have the potential for a big opening, but a family film has lead the box office two weeks in a row. How many families went to the movies this weekend? Go outside and do something with your kids before the weather gets too bad, people.

Looking at this from a Morgan Freeman and animals perspective, Dolphin Tale’s $20.2 million is way more than March Of The Penguins’ $4.4 million in 2005, and people love that penguin movie. Sticking with Morgan Freeman but looking from a terrible movie angle, Dreamcatcher’s $15 million opening in 2003. I strongly believe that Dreamcatcher is the worst movie I’ve ever seen, but I’d watch it again 10 times before I’d want to see Dolphin Tale.

In the fourth spot, Taylor Lautner and his abs found a $11.2 million opening with Abduction. This is a drop off from fellow Twilight hunk Robert Pattinson’s Water For Elephants’ $16.8 million opening earlier this year.

Despite being an “action” film, Abduction’s audience was 68% female, with 56% being under 25. That sounds about right.

Killer Elite was unable to cash in on the star power of Jason Statham, Robert DeNiro and Clive Owen and opened fifth with $9.5 million. Even for just Statham, this is a low opening. The Mechanic, Death Race and Transporter 3 all opened in the $11-$13 million range, without the aid of any extra star power.

It’s $9.5 million was less than the $12.7 million opening Robert DeNiro saw with the 1998 action film, Ronin but more than the $5.7 million opening Clive Owen’s Shoot ‘Em Up saw in 2007. It’s also less than the $10.2 million opening that my favorite Clive Owen movie, and top five favorite movie ever, Children Of Men saw in 2007.

Jonathan and Matt Kelly literally walked out of this movie… as if their lives were any less boring.

So, with that much star power combined, why wasn’t this testosterone fest able to open in the top three this weekend? Clearly, there wasn’t enough Tale.

Contagion fell to the sixth spot, but after this week it will have made back it’s $60 million budget and then some.
Drive fell off 49% to slip down four spots to seventh. It’s already turned a profit, and didn’t take as big of a dive as expected, but will still likely be out of the top 10 by next week, which is a shame.

The Help’s fairy tale ride near the top is coming close to it’s end as it saw a 32% decline to come in eighth, while still pushing it’s total to just under the $155 million mark.

Warrior continues to go unnoticed despite great reviews as it fell all the way to 14 after just three weeks. It only added another $1 million and all but ended it’s hopes of earning back it’s $25 million budget domestically as it currently sits at $12.1 million.

In smaller releases, Machine Gun Preacher brought in $44,000 while opening in only four theaters, and Pearl Jam Twenty earned $89,500 in only seven theaters.

The Worst

Straw Dogs and I Don’t Know How She Does It fell to ninth and tenth in only their second weekend of release to solidify them as major bombs who won’t be in theaters too much longer.

Straw Dogs only managed to rape in another $2.1 million after seeing a 59% drop. It’s total earnings sit at $8.8 million compared to it’s $25 million budget.

I Don’t Know How She Does it saw a smaller decline with 53%, but only brought in another $2 million. It sits at $8 million with a $24 million budget. To compare it to a similar title, last year’s Secretariat earned $9.3 million in it’s second weekend alone.

She’s eaten half this pretzel in just two bites.

Next Weekend

Four more wide releases look to shake up the top five again next week. Can Seth Rogen, Joseph Gordon Levitt and the adorable Anna Kendrick cancer their way to the top spot in 50/50? Will bible thumpers make Courageous a hit? Can Daniel Craig, Naomi Watts and Rachel Weisz scare their way to number one? Am I crazy for thinking What’s Your Number actually looks really funny? And will it be a moneymaker for Chris Evans and Anna Farris?

I hope something steps up, because I’m not sure how far I’ll have to reach to write about The Lion King three weeks in a row.

Wow. Week Four of the DCnU! Did we really think DC would stick it out this long with this thing? Okay. We did. But you have to admit: this was a pretty drastic idea. We would say it was a “crazy” idea, but the crazy is just now starting up it seems. If you need proof, just read a little bit of Catwoman. Things got straight up Skinemax in that book and that doesn’t seem to be the end of it. Does Batman really team up with The Joker? And of course, our own Wonder Woman Heidi Hilliker is here to give you the truth on the Amazon’s new book!

 

Wonder Woman 

Heidi Hilliker – From the Island of Michigan

The Gods are back!!! Fraking finally! I always found the Greco mythological premise of WWs story to not only be the backbone but the most appealing aspect to the Amazon’s world. I feel like the series has failed to really utilize these legends over the past 5 plus years. Instead of utilizing the history of mythos many of Wonder Woman’s writers have tried to reinvent or contemporize the theology by focusing on peach pit necklaces and irrelevant gods which only served to make it all seem more distant, less modern and unidentifiable.

The younger your parents try to act the older they seem, you know? This new WW series written by “100 Bullets” scribe, Brian Azzarello, and illustrated by “Green Arrow/Black Canary” artist, Cliff Chiang, does quite the opposite. Finally Diana is fresh and vibrant again because her world is full of that which comprises every great Greek epic: myth, envy, honor and fate. The first issue already introduces readers to Apollo, Hermes, Centaurs, Prophets, Hera and Zeus. All of whom are major players in both Greek folklore in general and in some of the most compelling story lines in Wonder Woman history.

WW herself is presented regally as a statuesque, stoic and kind young warrior who is caught up in the games of the Gods. Zeus is missing, a mortal woman may be carrying his child, there is a cryptic prophecy, and fate has planted Diana Princess of The Amazons right in the thick of it. What a tantalizing scenario. I can’t wait to see what happens! I’m so thrilled about the direction this relaunch is taking that I’m not nearly as annoyed with her new costume as i originally anticipated.

I’m not saying that this issue is flawless but it does show a lot of promise. For the first time in a long time I feel like I can turn my friends onto Wondie fandom. I’m so proud of that fact alone.

Eric Diaz – DC’s Most Invested Reader

Wonder Woman is easily my favorite comic book character, but the last few years of her comic book history have not been too kind to her. The year long JMS story arc “The Odyssey” was way too long and convoluted, and ultimately almost never really felt like Wonder Woman. Gail Simone’s previous three year run on the title started off strongly, but was saddled with so much baggage from the previous misfire of a run that it never really took off. With the exception of Greg Rucka’s and Phil Jimenez’ runs on the title, the past decade has been a painful one for a Wonder Woman fan. It seems each time a new creative team comes onboard they want to change everything about her to see what will click.

So with that in mind, and the fact that this is a reboot after all, I was pretty terrified of what DC would do to Wonder Woman this time. But it looks like my fears were unjustified. Wonder Woman #1 was a solid story by Brian Azzarello, with beautiful art by Cliff Chiang. Chiang is not only a good artist, but a good storyteller, an ability that a lot of modern comic artists lack. This unlikely duo might just be the one to make average fanboys care about Wonder Woman.

As Azzarello has stated in interviews, this is a soft reboot, meaning he has no interest in re-writing Wonder Woman’s past or even really exploring it. What happened, happened. Azzarello has described this book as a “horror comic” and not a super hero comic, but upon reading it, I think he is exaggerating a bit. Yes, there are some bloody elements, but none I would classify as horror per se.  This is still a super hero action book through and through.

The storyline so far is simple but effective. A young ordinary woman named Zola is target by the goddess Hera for extermination, seemingly for being the latest concubine of her husband Zeus. Hermes appears and gives her a magic key that takes her to the London apartment of a sleeping princess Diana. Once Diana realizes this woman is in danger, without a moment’s hesitation or too many questions asked, she suits up as Wonder Woman and agrees to defend the innocent. And as always, she prefers to be called by her real name Diana, not Wonder Woman.  She’s strong (but not snarky or bitchy) and the best warrior in the DCU. To me, these are crucial elements of the character of Diana, and so far they are evident in Azzarello’s conception of her.  In just a few pages, she is seen as being a great warrior without peer, and we’re not just being told that she is, we are shown. That alone is a refreshing change. I was afraid her character would be unrecognizable, but that was not the case at all, and I could not have been more relieved.

The biggest change here from that came before is in the visual depictions of the Greek Gods. They have totally been redesigned by Chiang, or at least the three Gods we encounter in issue #1 (Apollo, Hera and Hermes) have been redesigned. While some may see that as a continuity change, the truth is the Gods have changed appearance before in this title. During the Greg Rucka run, many of them ditched the togas and such and dressed as modern humans.  Truth be told, the only artists who have ever been able to make the togas and sandals look visually interesting are George Perez and Phil Jimenez; most other Wonder Woman artists don’t have the detail or the skill to make those look interesting and it usually ends up looking like the toga party from Animal House. So I’m glad they’re gone. Besides, they’re GODS…they can look like whatever they want whenever they want to. I don’t see it as an aspect of the reboot.

Let’s be honest, Greek Mythology is effed up. It is filled with petty gods turning into swans and seducing women, infidelity, incest, weird births, and all kinds of other strange shit, stuff that the comic book versions of these myths have more or less shied away from. But Azzarello embraces all that and doesn’t sugar coat it, including some of the more gory aspects as well.

I’m not entirely sure what the thrust of the book will be from now on, or what Wonder Woman’s mission statement will ultimately be. It seems like protecting innocent mortals from the petty machinations of the Greek Gods is what the book will be about, and that can make for interesting stories to be sure. While I was hoping this book would be my personal favorite of the new 52, It falls just shy of that, but it is a very solid book and I am happy not just because it was great, but it is was great without changing who Wonder Woman is at her core.

I still hate the blue boots though.

Blue Beetle

Frank Angones – Geekscape Managing Editor (Also Loves Tacos)

One question kept popping into my head as I was reading this relaunch of Blue Beetle (well, two if you count “What the fuck ever happened to Ted Kooooooooord? *gentle sobbing*”) That question is “Why?” I understand the desire to reboot Superman, an eighty year-old character to make him more “accessible” to a modern audience. But do we really need to “update” Jaime Reyes, a character who was created five short years ago? I get that they wanted to disentangle his origins as Blue Beetle fro the events of Infinite Crisis, but I worry that this introduction to the character tells you less than his previous #1 did, yet manages to be more convoluted.

The weird thing is that not very much has changed, which makes me question the elements that did. The Blue Beetle Scarab is still an alien artifact sent out by a race called The Reach to enlist soldiers, willing or not, into their bid for universal domination.  The Scarabs are still at odds with the Green Lantern Corps.  Jaime is still an awkward Latino teen, still childhood friends with Brenda and Paco, who inadvertently becomes a living weapon when the scarab fuses to his spine.  The thing is the last (excellent) Blue Beetle series revealed all that information over several arcs. By cramming it all into one issue, we’re left with little time to get to know and love the characters. It seems like an awful lot to throw at new readers at once. And yes, the DCnU is trying to downplay the historical omnipresence of superheroes, but one of the best aspects of old Jaime was that his wall was covered in Justice League posters. He was a fanboy who got his ultimate wish fulfilled and got to pal around with Batman and the like.  He was like a less violent Kick Ass, a less whiney Superboy Prime. So far he’s just a nerdy kid who sucks at soccer.

Another odd change is the definite “Latinofication” of the book. Paco is now a dropout and a gangbanger- because aren’t all musclebound Latinos? The Reyes family speaks exclusively in Spanish (quick question: if a subtitle box says ” Translated from Spanglish” but the actual dialogue is already in Spanish, are the characters actually speaking English?). Yes, I’m glad DC decided to carve out a corner of the New 52 for a book featuring Latino heroes, but the old Blue Beetle book was never so aggressive in reminding you of that connection. Jaime, his friends, and his family were all clearly of Latino origin, but it was never their sole defining traits. Hell, that book did an entire issue in Spanish and never felt as pigeonholed as this issue did.

As a fan of this character who had a decent enough time with this book, I’m going to stick around for a few issues to see if it manages to right itself. The gorgeous, cartoony art by Ig Guara doesn’t hurt. I just hope that this title avoids falling into the all too tempting, and easy, trap of tokenism.

Batman

Mark Bovenzi – Is Moving to Crime Alley (an Upgrade From Where He Lives Now)

This is it folks, this is the quintessential Batman book you all have been frothing at the mouth for when DC announced their new 52. What a fantastic start off to one of my all time favorite superheroes. Scott Snyder completely knocks this book out of the park with a very moving “Gotham Is…” speech by Bruce Wayne that felt so real and touching, it made the city of Gotham come alive. After reading numerous interviews with Snyder gushing over his absolute adoration of Batman and Gotham City, you really got the feel for it. The book essentially starts off with a prisoner breakout in Arkham Asylum and Batman fighting off some of our favorite villains like Two-Face, Killer Croc, Bearded Lady, Clayface, etc..and then flows into an introduction of the Bat family with Damien (red chucks? really?), Dick and Tim and also introduced to what seems like the villain of the book, an owl type character. I could sit here and spend hours raving about the writing of this book but there is one thing i do not want to forget, and that is Greg Capullo’s art. Yes, THAT Greg Capullo from Spawn. I haven’t read Spawn in i couldn’t tell you how long and i really forgot how absolutely gorgeous Capullo’s art was. It fit’s the tone of the book and his renditions of Batman’s rogues in Arkham completely blew me away. Will i be picking this book up again? You damn right i am, this is how Batman should be written and this is how a Batman book should look, minus the red chucks on Damien.

Captain Atom

Ian Kerner – Geekscape’s Captain of Comics

This was one of my least anticipated of the new 52.  I was very concerned over reports that Captain Atom’s powers were now just a rip off of Doctor Solar, Man of the Atom.  The main source of my dread came from a fear that he was to be reimagined from the get go.  Fortunately, this is not the case.  This book has, wisely in my opinion, acknowledged what he was before, while bringing in the notion of an evolution in his abilities, the idea that he could have done these things before, but hadn’t tried.  More interestingly, with it comes the danger that using these new found abilities may lead to his own demise. 

Overall, I liked the book.  I do wish that having discovered this new ability, and the apparent danger in its use, that it weren’t the case that he instantly found himself in a situation where he had to use it to seemingly devastating effect.  Even so, all in all, the supporting cast is interesting, and I look forward to seeing where the book goes.  Like most of these new 52, it’s far better than expected.

Frank Angones – Managing Geekscape Could Kill Him

For the record, nobody at Geekscape wanted to write the review for this book. I mean it’s Captain fucking Atom! The stick in the mud military man who absorbs and shoots out energy who explodes almost every issue. In a solo book, no less! Color me surprised, then, to find myself actually enjoying this book. Heck, it may even be the most fun DC book I read this week.   

Much of the thanks for that goes to the fact that this is a remarkably different Nathaniel Adam. Oh, he still absorbs and shoots energy and explodes. But he seems much less stern, more of a captain in name only, despite being faced with much more dire circumstances.. He’s grappling with a new power set that is threatening to kill him.  He can now manipulate other atoms, not just his own- he turns lava into snow and causes an entire mech suit to evaporate- but every time he does, he runs the risk of dissipating himself. But he also jokes around a bit, and has a great straight man in the humorless Stephen Hawking-esque scientist who’s monitoring his condition. The art by Freddie Williams II adds to that lighter tone; the Captain is far more expressive than usual, evolving past his standard military grimace, and his new, lighter blue and red color scheme courtesy of Jose Villarrubia literally makes him a brighter character.

It’s a good thing they made him less of a sourpuss, too. With his nearing omnipresence and potential to vaporize into nothingness, it looks like J.T. Krul is trying to turn Atom into a DCU proper version of Watchmen’s Dr. Manhattan (who was himself a riff on the on the original Charlton Comics Captain Atom).  His newfound levity should help leaven and humanize those epic stakes. If I have one concern, it’s that this new Captain Atom seems to be stealing a lot of Firestorm’s element-shifting schtick before the Nuclear Man himself has a chance to debut his new skills. I mean, Captain Atom’s head is even on fire for a good portion of the book. I never thought I’d be saying this, but I sure hope Firestorm can manage to reach the high bar set by Captain Atom’s debut.

Red Hood and the Outlaws

Ian Kerner – Is Into Hot Alien Powerhouses

I had a lot of concerns about this book when it was announced.  I just couldn’t figure out how Starfire and Roy Harper (Speedy/Arsenal/Red Arrow?) could possibly end up working with Jason Todd.  Well, the answer is pretty much what I was afraid of – they have been changed in some fundamental ways.  My general feeling reading this comic is that for a new reader, it’s a lot of fun.  However, it’s very aware of the history of the characters, taking pains to reference it while contradicting it at the same time.  Roy is still Green Arrow’s former sidekick, but gone, thankfully, is the amputated arm.  The heroin addiction?  Unclear.  But there’s a general sense that he’s a screw up.  He’s a soldier of fortune of sorts, fighting on the side of those he perceives as right.  Arguably, this hints to his past as a Checkmate agent, but it might just be that this new version of Roy still has such leanings but was never an agent.  Presumably, that will be revealed down the line.  There’s definitely a sense that he’s younger.  Surprisingly, this version of Roy does not feel in line with the one on the Young Justice television series.  

Starfire is a much bigger departure. She’s still an unbelievably hot, alien powerhouse.  Visually, and power-wise, she is unaltered.  But the pre-Flashpoint Starfire was all about her emotions.  Tamaraneans before felt emotions much more deeply than humans.  While they were very open about sex, her bond to Dick Grayson was for life.  On the other hand, though her previous relationship with him is referenced, she doesn’t even remember him or the other Teen Titans, apparently because “they have a terribly short attention span about all things Earth.”  Huh?  I just don’t get it.  This plot device enable her to have been having sex with Jason, and then, without blinking, to suggest, and have sex with Roy.  She’s now just a living, breathing sex doll.  Um, okay.  

The tendency across the line seems to be to leave Batman, and his Robins, more or less alone (the same goes for Green Lantern), but everything else is fair game.  Jason’s past seems to be fully intact, including his recent interactions with Dick as both Nightwing and Batman.  Apparently, in between all of that Jason had time to get involved with some beings called the All Caste and their enemies The Untitled.  For all my issues with the changes to the characters, this stuff did feel new and fresh.  I’m intrigued and looking forward to seeing where it goes.


Nightwing

Stephen Prescott – Hangs Out On Rooftops (May Not Be a Good Thing)

While some people may have forgotten who Dick Grayson is (yes I’m looking at you Kory) it’s obvious to me that Kyle Higgins has not because the Dick in this new Nightwing #1 is definitely the same Dick we all know and love. I’m not so sure about the new red uniform or the way the red wing gets painted on the crazies chest in blood on page 5, but otherwise this is a pretty great start to a new run for this character. It clearly establishes what the reader is in for over the coming months while also very deftly giving new readers enough background on Nightwing to know who he is and why he does what he does.

If I had to put any criticism on this book at all it would be on Eddy Barrows artwork. There’s just something off and unfinished about it. Also the way that he draws Nightwing is odd to me. He makes him look like he has a super long torso and short legs. I’m not a fan, but it’s not bad enough to keep me from picking up the rest of the run because the story is just that great.

I’m looking forward to finding out more about the mysterious assassin and why he is after Dick Grayson, but my favorite scenes in the book where of Dick at home and at the circus. The character’s inner monologue was fantastic and I thoroughly enjoyed seeing the world through the eyes of this newly invigorated Dick Grayson who has shaken off the chains of the Batman mantle. I especially liked his crack about redheads driving him crazy. I must say I’m really looking forward to the next issue.

Catwoman

Martin Scherer – Watches Scrambled “Late Night Movies”

DC described this series as “Meet Catwoman. She’s addicted to the night. Addicted to shiny objects. Addicted to Batman. Most of all, Catwoman is addicted to danger. She can’t help herself, and the truth is – she doesn’t want to. She’s good at being bad, and very bad at being good.” And the truth is the book doesn’t stray far from this copy.

I’ll be surprised if this stays quiet, so I’ll just throw it out there:

Batman and Catwoman don’t know who each other are under their masks anymore. Oh and they well, like, did it.

I’ll say it again—Batman and Catwoman got it on, and it wasn’t a fanfic. It was a printed DC comic. It’s kind of a shame that they got it on too. Besides what sure to be an awkward morning, and questions that Robin may have about his new mommy, the graphic (for a T+ rated book) depiction of this act is what must people will take away from an otherwise, T&A heavy (Catwoman appears in her bra 7 out of 20 pages), but well enough crafted start to reintroducing Catwoman to the DCU.

Judd Winick wrote a story filled with characters that sound and act different from another. This isn’t a world of cookie cutter looks or personalities. A lot of people are going to say this is portrayal is a huge step back for the progression Catwoman made in the past ten years, and those people are right. But I think what Winick is going for in his arc is a story that will show Kyle moving from an impulsive woman, to one closer resembling the character we knew from before Flashpoint. Winick is too good a writer to be doing a simple one-dimensional sex crazed cat burglar.

Guillem March was on the art chores for this book. His style is unique and polarizing. A lot of people seem to hate the look of his art, but others, like myself, think his art is one of the best things to come out of the post-Batman RIP comics. Every page, every panel of March art looks distinctive. Everyone has a different body type.  There is no artist like March out there currently, and that’s what I love about him.  I was hesitant to buy this book when I knew Winick was writing it, but I was definitely going to buy this book when I heard March was drawing it.

So is this worth it? Despite these positives, those last four pages made me worry about what others would say if I left it around the house and saw them. Last time I felt like that I was 17, living with my parents and regularly buying Maxim. I’m not sure if I like having this feeling as a thirty year old or not.

If you asked me if its worth picking up issue two after the first 16 pages, I would have said, ‘sure, let’s see if this book is going to achieve its potential or not’. After reading all 20 pages, my answer is pretty much the same, but now it’s coming from a place akin to a roadside attraction curiosity.

I’ll check out issue two, buts it’s going to have to work hard for three.

DC Universe Presents: Deadman

Jonathan and Paul London – Brothers From Not Another Mother

Wednesday night I took my brother to dinner. In the middle of it he mentioned the Deadman TV show that had just been option by the CW. I had no idea my brother kept up with the trades, much less the comic book specific items. I was pretty surprised, but in retrospect I shouldn’t have been. My high flying brother would make a pretty awesome Boston Brand (he even auditioned for Deadman showrunners during the original pilot casting for Supernatural back in the day). And it turns out he’s been a fan of the character for a while.

We went home and I gave him the new #1 issue of DCnU’s Deadman, written by Paul Jenkins with art by Bernard Chang, that I had picked up that day. “You can read it first”, I said. And he did. And he dug it. A lot. But Paul’s a man of few words so I’ll give you mine.

The book is a solidly paced intro to a character that could very easily take its time telling “one possession per issue”. Instead, Jenkins kickstarts the story by putting Boston (as Deadman) right into another stuntman’s body and narrating the tale backwards (jumping around in a story… a pretty prominent thing in the DCnU). You get a quick, economic origin and an even clearer explanation of what the selfish and deceased stuntman must now do to avoid spending the rest of eternity in purgatory. The mission is simple: jump into a prescribed number of bodies and help these individuals figure out their lives (and in turn figure out yours) or you’re stuck.

With so much jumping around, even in the first issue, you can see how things could get complicated easy. Instead, thank Chang’s artwork and Blond’s colors for helping to make Deadman an enjoyable and easy to follow book. There is a lot of body jumping in it, but that’s what you signed up for. There’s one sequence where Deadman has to follow a cynical circus psychic while hopping along with her from body to body as she runs from him, each time using his possessed body to keep calling out to her. Dave Sharpe’s lettering in conjunction with Chang’s panel framing really do some awesome work. Combined with Jenkin’s storytelling, this is going to be a solid book as long as they keep this team together. The London brother’s highly recommend it.

Ian Kerner – Jumps Into a LOT of Bodies (And You Know What We’re Sayin’…)

This was book was very solid.  It managed to reintroduce the character and retell his origin without that only being about extrapolation to catch new readers up.  It actually set up the old status quo with some new aspects to then change it.  There was always a Quantum Leap aspect to the character, which, admittedly predated the show, but here we really had more of a look at Rama’s end goal with Boston Brand. There’s no question that he was a soul that needed redeeming, nor that he had come a long way. I very much liked the notion of a thread now connecting all the souls he’s helped.  It feels like we the reader, along with Boston, may actually get some answers as to where this is leading.  Here’s a character that was always forced to basically do what the universe told him to do, and he’s finally trying to take control of his own destiny. 

I am left wondering where Deadman’s appearance in Hawk and Dove fits into the continuity of this issue.  That comic led us to believe that all the events of Brightest Day had occurred.  There is no sense one way or the other here if that’s the case.  This is not necessarily a complaint, as referencing it would have likely bogged down the story, but those events were rather momentous, and recent.  I would have liked some acknowledgement of them if they are still in continuity.  Regardless, as usual, Paul Jenkins did not disappoint, and I’m looking forward to the next issue.

Birds of Prey

Frank Angones – Actually Thought This Was a Boy Scouts Field Guide

I’m beginning to spot a trend in this initial wave of New 52 books.  There are the books that balance solid character introductions and basic premise building, and there are books where we’re given one or two twists and people punch things. Guess which one Birds of Prey is. We’re told that Black Canary is now wanted for murder, and that she’s putting together a team. Then she fights invisible ninjas for twenty pages. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a kickass twenty pages, even if it does skimp a bit on Dinah’s trademark sonic scream. But I found the book overall unengaging.

Swierczynsky introduces an undercover reporter who’s tailing Canary and her new #2 Starling (the reckless thrill seeker who’s so x-treme she drives a car through a church! Please…). Generally a writer would introduce a reporter as an access character to let us know the main characters a little better. All I get here is that Canary is the hard-nosed leader and Starling is the loose cannon; a far cry from the nuance that Gail Simone brought to these characters for so many years. Birds of Prey used to be about a team that felt more like a family than an elite squad of powerhouses. They each had their strengths and their weaknesses, they had their differences, but above all, you always knew how much they cared for each other. That’s a surprisingly rare trait for a book these days; sadly, it looks like the new Birds of Prey is shaping up to be just another team book.

Quick side note: Barbra Gordon shows up, alluding to her past as a former member of the team. Her newfound distaste for Dinah is supposed to convince us that Canary has truly crossed the line, but it only serves to make poor Babs come off as harsh and selfish. Where is the love, you guys?

Green Lantern Corps

Frank Angones – Picked Up the Slack for Big Yanks

Confession time: I have never been a huge fan of Green Lantern Corps books. For me, they’re always overloaded with characters, subsequently stretching their casts so thin that there’s seldom time for anything more than the broadest strokes of character and narrative development each issue. Corps books tend to feel a lot like “Law and Order in Space,” which many dig, but isn’t really my thing.

Where the new Green Lantern Corps #1 shines, then is in taking the time to flesh out the characters of Guy Gardner and John Stewart. Here are two polar opposites, the oafish renegade and the straight-laced military man, with one very important thing in common: their lives on earth are unfulfilling when compared to the ringslinging thrills of the Corps. Guy spends his days laying about the planetarium, unable to get a job because nobody wants to incur the insurance risks of employing a known Green Lantern. John feels ham stringed trying to reconcile the impossible feats he can manifest with his ring with the limited and petty minds of the bureaucrats seeking his architectural services.. Tremendous kudos to Peter J. Tomasi and Fernando Pasarin for nailing the malaise and desperation of two men live for their job, and very little else.  This book contains maybe my favorite panels of the relaunch so far: Guy and John, sitting on an asteroid, quietly staring out into space, contemplating their fucked-up relationship to their jobs.  For all the gritty bombast of some of the other books I’ve read, would any of them have the real balls to try something like that? This isn’t Law and Order in Space… it’s more like Astro-Hurt Locker.

If this book has one fault, it’s that the central mystery our boys set out to solve isn’t all that engaging yet. Something about an impossible mystery man slaughtering Lanterns. But you can bet your ass I’ll be back next month to see how Guy and John handle it. Just goes to show, if your characters are fully realized and the circumstances surrounding them are compelling, you could have them sit in the breakroom on Oa for an issue and still come up with a solid read. 

Legion of Super-Heroes

Stephen Prescott – Is In a Legion of Doctor Who Cosplayers

Maybe it’s because I haven’t read a Legion book in a long while, but this book left me more confused than anything else. I honestly had no idea what was going on. This book was mired in continuity and references to the last series of Legion of Super Heroes that it makes almost no sense that it is an first issue. It’s more akin to the first new episode of a new season of a television show that a first new issue of a comic book.

The Legion did however continue the tradition of explaining who each character was which was sorely lacking from the Legion Lost title. It also contained the second reference to the Flashpoint which apparently has not affected the Legion in any way other than cutting them off from being able to travel to the past. Except for the team who got stuck in the past in “Legion Lost” apparently.

It does appear though that DC is setting up the Legion to somehow be the key to explaining the New 52 and the changes that occurred after Flashpoint.So, despite this not being the best book I read this week, I will keep on reading if only to see how the overarching story plays out.

Steve Robles – May Not Really Like Comics At All

Ok, so it looks like, to my eye anyway, the mystery of the cloaked girl has been solved. With talk of “fixing” time and her whispered declaration to make things right, it has to be Glorith, right? Other than that, this book confuses me. I have to give the writers credit for holding together some semblance of a story in the midst of so much character introduction but I have no idea, really, what’s going on. It seems like maybe the people in this time are aware of the “Flashpoint effect” that we are experiencing but are somehow outside of it. This could easily mean that there is a reset button in the making in the even of catastrophic sales. I mean, this book is in the “New 52” DC Continuity, so at some point these people and the New DC characters will come into contact, right?

The art is solid, a little heavy on the blacks but suitable in the action sequences. Sometimes things get really cluttered but never to the point of utter chaos. I do love that they keep these anachronistic names from the silly age of comics: Comet Queen, Chemical Kid… etc. I mean, really? I guess it’s fond nostalgia, but let’s just give them names that don’t evoke memories of cowboy sheets and Red Ryder BB Guns, ok?

My overview is that I didn’t really care for this book pre-boot and don’t really care for it now. I don’t think I’ll be picking up anymore. It’s not bad and definitely Legion fans should give it a look but it’s a little too spandexy for me. Should have put them in jeans and combat boots and maybe I would be more happy with it.

Supergirl

Tim Powers – Host of Fandom Planet (The Other Guy Is Technically His Sidekick)

I love hamburgers.  I love them on a level similar to Jughead and Wimpy.  Combined.  If I could eat a good hamburger 3 meals a day, there is no doubt, I would do it.  

The problem with hamburgers, like all good things, including cigarettes, beer and wives, is that you can only enjoy them one at a time.  Spaced out.  You can’t eat two hamburgers at once.  I have tried.  You can only eat as much as you can physically consume.  You can eat a big hamburger, but two at once is not possible.

This, then, brings me to Supergirl #1.  

We are three weeks, THREE WEEKS, into the new DC Universe.  Remember that.  I’ll go back to it in a minute.

Superman, as we all know, was an unprecedented hit in 1939.  And around him, DC was smart enough to do what we in marketing called “Brand extensions.”  Not long after, DC brought out Superboy, Supermonkey, Superdog, Superpup, Superhorse… and, as we know, Supergirl.  

Smart to continue the copyright, DC is bringing Supergirl into the new DCU.  And just like before, she lands on Earth in a rocket as an adult, already dressed in her Supergirl party dress.   (You know, if they’re so darn smart on Krypton, why the Hell didn’t they build bigger rockets?)

So, in the book, Supergirl shows up on earth and figures out she’s not on Krypton, beats the crap out of some robots, and is interrupted by her (presumed) cousin.  Her cousin who, by the way, is making one of HIS FIRST canonical appearances in this DCU as well.

The only Superman story published in full so far is Action #1, which is a FINE comic book, but  is just the START of the Superman story and doesn’t give us much information about Superman.  It gives us SOME, but there’s a LOT we don’t know.

And here’s where I start to get uptight with this book.  Supergirl originally appeared SEVERAL years after The Last Son of Krypton (hah) first appeared.  That gave the readers a GOOD LONG opporutnity to lay the foundation of mythology and backstory.  But not this time.  How in the world does Superman know Kryptonese (He speaks it in this story)?  How does he know this woman IS Kryptonian?  How do people respond to Superman in THIS story?  Because the last time we saw Superman in a complete story, people were SHOOTING AT HIM.

 
DC should have waited a bit on this one.  We don’t know who the hell SUPERMAN is, really, and we’re introduced to Supergirl already?  That kind of removes the specialness of Superman, doesn’t it?  I mean, before Superman #1, we’re introduced to Supergirl?  Essentially Supergirl came FIRST?  Really?

Let’s hope Superman #1 is better.

My vote:  Save your money on this one for a while.

It’s Monday, which means if you’re reading this that you’ve survived to another week! Awesome! We’re your biggest supporters here at Geekscape, which is why we’ve retitled this feature series and used it as a way to inspire you to keep on kicking ass! We can’t do anything about your student loan, your love life or the fact that the Russian mafia wants you dead (maybe that’s just Gilmore), but we CAN give you a few more reasons to stay vigilant and survive this week like a Japanese kid stuck with a frying pan in Battle Royale!

Here are the top Reasons to Survive This Week!

Monday


Russell Sherman – Resident Nice Guy

Castle (Season Premiere, ABC, 10 pm EST) Will Kate survive being shot?  Will this episode finally be a Firefly reunion that Nathan Fillion alluded to at the Comic Con Panel? There’s only one way to find out…

Tuesday


Josh Jackson – Geekscape Games Writer (May Own a Kirby Hat)

Eh, I hear there’s some little game coming out called Gears of War 3. I’m sure that’ll be pretty swell. Also, Yu-Gi-Oh Generation Force Special Edition is coming out, so I’ll be outside my local hobby shop hoping to finally get my hands on Elemental Hero Absolute Zero.

Who am I kidding? All of that is to hold me over until later that night. That’s right! Glee (Fox, 8 pm EST) is back, bitches! Season three is premiering and I can’t wait. I can’t wait to see Lea Michele and Dianna Agron on my TV again. I can’t wait to hear the new covers, (contradictory as that sounds). I can’t wait to see who’s dating who! Is it Finnchel? Or Puckelberry? It’s gonna be awesome!

 

Monstar – We Like Him Even When He’s Angry

Tuesday one of my favorite Disney movies makes it Blu-ray debut: the 70th Anniversary Edition of Dumbo. Dumbo is an underdog tale. Jumbo Jr. is picked on for having huge ears, made to be the circus’ clown, this kid is having issues.  He’ll have to believe in himself as much as his friend Timothy the mouse does if he wants to turn things around.  A rather simple movie, the message of believing in yourself is clear but not hammered in your face. This was the fourth Disney animated film and probably one of the most underrated. (Ed. Note: GREAT MOUSE DETECTIVE FOREVER.)  I’ve always been a huge fan of Disney and love this flick. I actually own the 60th Anniversary DVD, and while I would have done the upgrade to Blu anyway, the new special features make this an easier pill to swallow. A deleted scene, deleted song, a featurette, and making of Dumbo are some of those features that are part of this new collection. Dumbo flies on to blu-ray, without the magic feather, Tuesday.

 

Shane O’Hare – Would Like to Invite You to a Little Tea Party

This is a GREAT week for video games. I mean this is an AMAZING LIST. We got the Fallout New Vegas: Lonesome Road expansion. Gears of War 3. Resident Evil 4 HD. F1 2011. Looks like the little bit of productivity I had left will be LOST at work while I POUND through this stack of great titles.

This Tuesday is the premiere of Big Hair Alaska (TLC, 10 pm EST), a new reality TV show filmed in MY little town of Wasilla. It ACTUALLY takes place in a hair salon where my ACTUAL real life girlfriend works. Tune in to see what Tea Party members do while they’re at work!

Matt Kelly – Purveyor of All That Is Shit

The Stuff, one of Larry Cohen’s greatest horror films, is coming to DVD. It’s the chilling story of an ice cream like substance found in cave. It’s produced under the name ‘The Stuff’ and becomes a huge hit countrywide. It’s overly addicting flavor turns the desert world into a monopoly and puts such people as Chocolate Chip Charlie out of business. A former FBI agent Mo Rutherford goes undercover to find out more about the product. What he discovers is that the product can be deadly. It works as a great double feature with Street Trash (another classic gore-fest from the same time period).

The TV show Raising Hope is coming to DVD this week as well.  It follows the story of a man and his baby (born of a serial killer one night stand he had shortly before her execution) and the crazy people in his life (including his mom, dad and grandmother brilliantly played by Cloris Leachman). The show also features former Geekscape guest Kate Micucci as a ukulele playing dog, baby, and elderly person – sitter. Highly recommended for fans of shows like Scrubs and Arrested Development.

 

Noel Nocciolo – Classier Than Any of You

One of my favorite pop bands currently making music, fun. (all lower case letters, period at the end of the name) is dropping the first single off their new album on Tuesday.  The song is called “We Are Young” and it features my soul sister, The Archandroid, Janelle Monae on background vocals.  Their yet-to-be-titled second album, (their first release was independent; this is their debut album for Fueled By Ramen) is expected in early 2012.  They will be playing college shows with Ms. Monae throughout October and a random smattering of dates after that, as they sew up final mixes on the album with veteran hip hop producer, Jeff Bhasker.  (Bhasker has written and produced tracks for Beyonce & Alicia Keys and we can thank him, as well, for “Run This Town,” “All Of The Lights” and “Runaway” among other top charting jams for ‘Ye & Jay)  The single will be available on iTunes and should whet appetites in preparation for the full-length album.

Tori Amos’ latest album, Night Of A Thousand Hunters will also be released on Tuesday.  Tori’s legions of hardcore fans worldwide make those queuing up at Comic Con in full costume look completely normal (I MEAN THIS WITH ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD, YOU GUYS) and this album might be one that is for fans only.  Look, I love Tori.  Have since high school.  Seen her live thirteen times in five states.  Seen her give a Q&A at a music conference.  I’m juuust crazy enough to find what she creates to be accessible to my ears about 95% of the time.

I had the opportunity to stream the album for the last few weeks, and I have to say, I need to digest it in headphones over time and space before I jump to any conclusions of whether I like it or not.  Tori was a child classical piano prodigy who was booted from her prestigious music school at 11 and then began playing clubs in D.C.  She loved (and I imagine still does love) Led Zeppelin, the hair metal bands of the 80s, and creating left of center compositions.  “Night Of A Thousand Hunters” is a throwback to her classical roots.  It’s a modern take on a song cycle, released by Deutshe Grammophon; a classical label.  Regardless of it resonating with me, or other fans, it is definitely a bold leap for an artist who has eleven other full-length studio albums under her glittery belt.  Oh, and her daughter sings on a few tracks and sounds like a child-version of Adele.  An American piano genius Mom and a British brilliant sound engineer Dad.  Makes sense.

 

Dave Biscella – Doesn’t Care About Your Problems

Demi Lovato is definitely not along the lines of what I usually listen to, but I was actually a pretty big fan of her last album. She returns with Skyscraper, which will be much more mature and personal. The lead single and title track showcase just how powerful her voice is and proves she’s capable of more than just Disney bubblegum pop. Who wouldn’t be interested in hearing personal songs from somebody who earlier this year went to rehab for cutting? But above all, I think she’s really hot.

This season of Teen Mom (10 PM, MTV) has been pretty uneventful, but it should still be a solid finale. Will Maci finally get Ryan out of her life? Will that cunt Farrah move away and leave her daughter with her drugged up mom? Will Tyler’s dad end up moving in with them or going back to prison? If step-siblings have a baby, does it still count as incest? Will Gary eat Amber and their daughter? Tune in!!

Wednesday

Joe Starr – Believe In Higher Education (But Only At Xavier’s)

X-Men: Schism #4 (Marvel Comics) keeps the Cyclops/Wolverine break up hurtling forward! Will their bromance ever be mended? Who is going to be Cyclop’s best man with no Logan? And who will go with Wolverine to see Rush if Scott Summers isn’t around to slappadabass? Jason Aaron has been one of my favorite Marvel writers since Get Mystique, and it’s been awesome seeing what he does with the keys to the car.

Frank Angones – Geekscape House Mother

Ultimate Comics X-Men #1 (Marvel Comics) relaunches…again.  It’s been a goodly long time since I’ve given a damn about the ultimate version of the X-Clan, but if anyone can pull this off, it’s Nick Spencer.  Seriously, check out his work on “Morning Glories,” “Spider Island: Cloak and Dagger,” and his Jimmy Olson one-shot if you need proof that Spencer knows how to write fun, tense, and most importantly, believable relationships between teens and young adults.  The Ultimate X-Men have been stuck in a story-telling morass for so long- since Ultimatum at least- even Spencer’s going to have to do some heavy lifting to remove some of the confusion around an X-men team featuring Wolverine’s kid, the Human Torch, and the Artist Formerly Known as Jean Grey.  Here’s hoping he sticks the landing.

Even though I’ve been digging a surprising number of the New 52, and with Azarello’s Wonder Woman and Snyder’s Batman coming up this week, Teen Titans: Games (DC Comics) is definitely the highlight of DC’s output this week.  The much delayed lost tale from Marv Wolfman and George Perez’s seminal run on the team, this Hardcover features “a mysterious villain playing a deadly game with New York City as the gameboard – and the Teen Titans as the pieces!” This looks to be just the thing to cure that reboot malaise going around lately. 

 

Thursday

Dave Biscella – Drinks Massive Amounts of Faygo

There are plenty of reasons why Community (Season Premiere, NBC, 8 pm EST) could possibly be my favorite
show on television. Is it because of my gigantic man crushes on Joel McHale and Donald Glover? Or the fact that Chevy Chase is a comedy god? Or that Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs are too much adorable for one half hour? It’s probably a combination of all those, mixed in with the fact that this is one of the best written, smartest comedies on the air today.

Russell Sherman – Still Nice… But We’re Working on Him

Who will replace Michael Scott on The Office (Season Premiere, NBC, 8 pm EST)?  Will it be James Spader, Ray Romano, Jim Carey, Will Arnet, Ed Helms, or Craig Robinson? (Ed. Note: It’s James Spader’s Robert California, at least for a couple of episodes.  Then all bets are OFF.)  I know some of you reading this are thinking who cares but little do you know these are the things that matter in life.  Who needs a wife, husband, girlfriend, or boyfriend when you can have these people coming into you house every week?


Frank Angones – Makes Jonathan Look Better By Association

This may be a cheat, as the release date has been bouncing around all over the place, but according to Amazon, I’m gonna finally get my hands on The Autobiography of Mark Twain 1910-2010 by Michael Kupperman on Thursday.  From the brilliant mind of Michael Kupperman (Tales Designed to Thrizzle) we get a part-prose, part comics parody biography of Mark Twain…OR IS IT THE TRUTH?  I hope so, because this version has Twain and his near-identical best pal Albert Einstein fighting ghosts, flying to space, and taking giant ant brides.  I missed out on the early release of this book at Comic-Con, and I’ve been counting the days since.

 

Friday

Molly Mahan – Is a Purple Wearing Web Celeb

When I first heard the title of Machine Gun Preacher, I was pumped, in much the same way I was excited to hear about a movie called Hobo with a Shotgun. Reading that Gerard Butler was attached, I was even more enthused (as I am still holding out for a return to his 300 glory). After I read the description and watched the trailer, I couldn’t decide if I was more or less excited about the film. As suddenly it sounded like it had a legitimate story that might make you feel something at the end of it, and feelings are for wimps. Nevertheless, the title is still awesome and I’m a sucker for anything with a righteous title like this one. Based on a true story, former drug dealer Sam Childers (Gerard Butler) finds God and begins a personal crusade in Africa to save hundreds of kidnapped and orphaned Sudanese children.

Dave Biscella – Practices MMA Alone In His Room Against a Hat Rack

Killer Elite!! Statham!! Owen!! DeNiro!! Explosions!! Kicking!! Punches!! I mean, I guess this looks alright. I just had to throw this on there to balance out the unmanliness that was Tuesday.

Russell Sherman – Can Balance Out Dave’s Unmanliness Alright…

They may not have known where they were going with Supernatural (Season Premiere, The CW, 9 pm EST) at the start of last season but by the end they had a direction.  This is one of the most talked about shows on the forums and if you have that pill in your hand because you have no friends then you need to log into the forums and gain some instant friends who notice when you go missing.

Saturday

Tanya Tate – The Definition of Girl Power

I am looking forward to Power-con/Thundercon this upcoming weekend. It’s a celebration of all things He-man/She-ra and Thundercats. Melendy Britt, the actual voice of She-ra is going to be there along with several other of the creators and people involved with She-ra, He-man and Thundercats. I’ve be a big fan of She-ra since I was a little girl running around in Liverpool. So to be able to meet some of these people and take part of an event of this kind is going to be awesome. I’m going all out for this, I’ve already ordered my sexy She-ra costume and will be cosplaying as the Princess of Power. The Power-con/Thundercon takes place next weekend, September 24 – 25, at the Four Points By Sheraton Los Angeles International Airport, 9750 Airport Blvd in Los Angeles. More info can be found on the website: http://www.thepower-con.com

Sunday

Jonathan London – His Best Friends Are Dogs

This Sunday I’m volunteering for my lovely wife at Responsible Dog Ownership Day at The Zoom Room on LaBrea just north of Melrose. Why am I looking forward to it? Because by Sunday I’ll have played as much Gears of War 3 as I’m probably ever going to play and will be ready to spend 5 hours with Man’s Best Friend. The event is from 11 – 4pm and offers adoptions, low cost microchipping, education and free ice cream. If you’re in Los Angeles and need a new friend, this is a great place to find one!

And that’s that! We’ll see you next week… we hope!

If I were a lazy writer, I’d make some incredibly lame joke about how the Lion King 3D re-release roared it’s way into the top spot this weekend, but I’m not, so I’m just gonna tell you pun-free that The Lion King 3D re-release opened in the number one spot 17 years after it’s initial debut.

The Top

The Lion King 3D dominated the weekend box office by pulling in $29.3 million 17 years after opening number one with $40.9 million the first time around. Granted, those numbers aren’t even close when you consider 17 years of inflation. But still, it made more money this weekend than the number two and three films combined, and also more than the other three new wide releases put together.

The Lion King became the first re-release to open number one since Return Of The Jedi did in 1997. It also more than doubled the success that Disney had when they re-released Toy Story 1 & 2 in 3D two years ago. It sadly didn’t take any steps towards killing the current 3D trend, as 92% of it’s tickets sold were to 3D showings.

I’m usually all for things that are 17 years old, but this re-release didn’t make any sense for a few reasons. First off, it releases on DVD and BluRay in just a few weeks. Secondly, it was already re-released in IMAX in 2002. Thirdly, 3D is the devil. Not to mention, who re-releases something on the 17th anniversary? Or the 8th for that matter? What is going on over there at Disney? Besides rolling around in money, of course.

If you wanna compare this using a lion angle, The Lion King’s $29 million is much better than 1996’s The Ghost and the Darkness, which opened number one with $9.2 million. Even with inflation and increased ticket prices, the Michael Douglas/Val Kilmer lion thriller would still trail the Lion King by more than $10 million. If I reach from there and compare it to what I feel is the best Val Kilmer movie, Willow, The Lion King still comes out on top. Willow opened with $8.3 million in 1988, which in today’s dollars, would come close, but still not surpass The Lion King. Either way though, Willow is an amazing film.

Sidenote: the thought of Val Kilmer today in 3D compared to Val Kilmer in 1988 in 3D is frightening. There’s a whole lot more to come out at your face.

Even though the strong opening for the re-release vaulted The Lion King from 25th to 17th on the all-time domestic earner’s list, I still say that the best lion related film is on YouTube. Forget Simba, Scar and Matthew Broderick, if you wanna see some real lions in action, along with some badass buffaloes and awesome crocodiles, watch the below Battle at Kruger. It is amazing. And not in 3D.

 

The Rest

Last week’s winner, Contagion, only saw a 35% drop to land at number 2. To keep the obvious comparisons with Outbreak going, Outbreak held onto the top spot for three weekends in a row and didn’t see drop larger than 35% until it’s tenth week. Granted, that really means nothing, as it was a March release and the box office climate was completely different in 1995, but it’s fun to make obvious comparisons. Take that, Soderbergh.

The best debuting new release that wasn’t a re-release was Nicholas Winding Refn’s Drive. It came in at number three with just over $11 million. Not bad for a violent arthouse film packaged as a mainstream action movie. Sadly, word of mouth among mainstream movie goers and a misleading ad campaign will probably lead to quite a drop off in the coming weeks, which is sad for what is quite possibly one of the best made films of the year.

Looking at Drive from a Ryan Gosling angle, it fell a couple million behind his biggest headlining opening with The Notebook from 2004, and $8 million behind his ensemble Crazy, Stupid, Love from a few months ago. With Drive and Crazy, Stupid, Love, Gosling currently has two films in the top 12, and a third one that’s surely to open in the top five when it’s released in a few weeks, The Ides Of March. Pretty crazy for an actor that has pretty much avoided the mainstream since 2007. Plus, I can’t be the only one that’s still fully convinced he should have been Hal Jordan, right?

In number four was The Help, which continues it’s impressive run. It actually added theaters in it’s sixth week, and will surpass the $150 million mark through the week. Again, this movie had a budget of $25 million.

The remake of a 40 year old Dustin Hoffman film, Straw Dogs, raped it’s way into a disappointing fifth place by only making $5 million. Who cares about box office numbers from 40 years ago? So instead, let’s compare it to one of the other recent rape revenge releases, The Last House On the Left, which opened with just over $14 million in 2009. Between these two titles and the essentially direct to DVD remake of I Spit On Your Grave, Hollywood has to be running low on rape revenge remakes. Which is kind of a bummer, because whenever I see a preview for any of them, I like to pretend the guy from those old Under Armour commercials are cut into the film screaming “YOU MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE!!” That always makes me smile.

Sticking with Straw Dogs but shying away from the rape aspect, it greatly outperformed the James Marsden teen sex comedy, Sex Drive, which only opened with $3.6 million in 2008. Marsden was only a supporting character in that, whereas he’s the lead in Straw Dogs, but Sex Drive is criminally underrated and you totally should watch it.

Sarah Jessica Parker dropped another turd as I Don’t Know How She Does It opened in sixth place with $4.5 million. Two years ago, Parker’s Did You Hear About The Morgans? was a bomb when it brought in $6.6 million, and this one did worse. Thank you, America.

To compare it to other similar titles, it paled in comparison to Hidalgo’s $18.8 million opening in 2004 and Seabiscuit’s $20.9 million in 2003.

The Debt came in seventh place, while The Warrior failed to be saved by word of mouth and plummeted to eighth with a 47% percent drop. Despite everybody who sees it apparently loving it, The Warrior may struggle to make back it’s $25 million budget domestically. It may end up on a lot of year end best of lists, but may have to wait a little longer to turn a profit.

Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes came in ninth, while Columbiana fell five spots from number five to round out the top 10.

Kevin Hart’s concert film, Laugh At My Pain, saw a 40% drop, despite opening in 230 theaters compared to 98 in it’s opening weekend and fell three spots to 16 after a phenominal opening weekend.

The Worst

Bucky Larson: Born To Be A Star was unable to find any mercy. Even though it bombed majorly its opening weekend, it still managed to fall 73% with by only earning $338,000. After two weeks it sits at $2.3 million, which is a long way from its $10 million budget. At this rate, it’ll be lucky to make the $3 million mark before it’s yanked out of theaters.

Next

Next week sees four more new releases looking to shake things up. Brad Pitt and a pre-skinny Jonah Hill will try to outsmart everybody into the top spot with Moneyball, while Jason Statham, Clive Owen and Robert DeNiro will try to kick and punch their way there with Killer Elite. Can Taylor Lautner prove he’s more than just a pretty second option with Abduction? Can Morgan Freeman build a fake dolphin tale and swim his way into the top five with A Dolphin Tale? Seriously, does anybody want to see A Dolphin Tale?

 

Are you a fan of the early lean work of Michael Mann?  Yearn for the synthy score and badass driving found in To Live and Die in L.A.?  Perhaps you long for the aloof cool of Walter Hill’s The Driver?  Well my friend you are in luck as this Friday sees the release of Drive.  The film has played the festival circuit for a while (most recently at the Torronto International Film Festival) and has received glowing notices.  Now you, the paying audience, finally get a chance to check in and decide for yourself. Is it a new masterpiece? A competent genre exercise? Or overhyped junk? (Likely not the last one.)  The film’s director, Nicolas Winding Refn, is a name you, the smart and savvy geek reader, should be familiar with.  If not, that’s okay because we at Geekscape have you covered.

Winding Refn is a Danish filmmaker who studied in America (dropped out) then headed back to Denmark to direct his first film, Pusher

The Must-Sees

Pusher is a grimy, violent look at the life of a mid-level drug dealer named Frank whose deal goes from bad to worse when the cops come to bust him.  From there, life gets worse and worse for Frank as his drug mule, his sidekick, his employer and his prostitute girlfriend all betray him in some way or another.  Unlike American crime films that frequently glamorize criminal endeavor while simultaneously shaking a finger at them, Winding Refn doesn’t shy away from the darkest corners of the underworld.  Our hero is NOT a crook with a heart of gold in a bad place, he’s a frequently temperamental jerk who doesn’t care if his clientele lives or dies, and isn’t afraid to beat the crap out of a friend with a baseball bat.  Refn shot in hand-held, which may not seem like a big deal now – but realize that this film was released in 1996, long before we entered this current era of “Chaos Cinema.”  The handheld camerawork is not the only intriguing aspect of the filmmaking, Winding Refn also shot the film chronologically (though he later reshot out of order when the film needed modifications).  There are two follow-up Pusher films that make the Pusher trilogy which feature other characters in the universe of the film.

Despite its title, Bronson is not a biopic of the stoic, tough guy Death Wish star, but of a different Charlie Bronson.  This Bronson is renowned for being the most violent criminal of the UK.  Bronson is an incredibly stylized film (Winding Refn changes color palettes, shows a huge range of shots and edits like a madman here) as well as an intriguing meditation on violence.  Bronson the man is filled with brutal, seething anger, and in collaborating with actor Tom Hardy, Winding Refn playfully pokes and scrapes at stylized violence in films.  Bronson may be a sociopath, but he’s a fascinating one.  Many reviewers likened the film to Stanley Kubrick’s adaptation of A Clockwork Orange and the comparisons are apt.  Bronson is available on Netflix watch instantly – it also behooves geeks to watch the film, as you can see Tom Hardy before he stole the show in Inception and gets even more high profile in The Dark Knight Rises (where he’s playing Bane if you didn’t know…are you SURE you’re on the right site?).  If you want to see one film that shows the breadth and depth of Winding Refn’s style, this is the one.

Winding Refn’s most recent film, Valhalla Rising, builds on the grit and viscera of his previous films.  The film is a fairly bare bones story, but it’s filled with haunting impressionistic flourishes; canted angles, blood red skies and tint changes, and scenes that play out more like tone poems than dialogue.   The story follows a mute Viking called One-Eye (Casino Royale villain Mads Mikkelsen), who starts the movie a prisoner by another tribe of Norsemen.  One-Eye taunts his captors with his silent defiance and then, with the help of a sympathetic slave, brutally slaughters them.  One-Eye falls in with a group of Crusaders, manages to get even more lost, and the whole group descends into madness and violence.  Fun for the whole family!  But seriously, it’s not a film for all tastes.  Those seeking action and gore will get it, but the film is not afraid to be contemplative, looking at the breaking point in group dynamics, people plunging into madness, and the friction caused by unfamiliar forces clashing together.  It’s some heady stuff and you can watch it right now, courtesy of Netflix instant watch.  If you’re set up for it, I would urge you to watch it on a big screen.

Deeper Cuts

Bleeder is a small scale drama about a married couple played by Kim Bodina and Mads Mikkelson. Their isolated lives are driven to anger and violence when Bodina’s character reveals she is pregnant.  It’s Winding Refn working on a smaller scale, but the emotions run as deep and intense as his larger, better-known films.

Fear X opened to limited release and mixed notices and is rarely brought up in NWR discussion.  It is worth noting, however, as it marks the director’s English language debut.  The film stars John Turturro as a man who is haunted by visions that causes him to suspect that the circumstances of his wife’s murder are far different than originally reported.

Read up on Nicholas Winding Refn and still aren’t sure if his films are for you?  Let’s look at some similar work that you may already be familiar with. 

Similar Work

Still not sure if Nicolas Winding Refn is for you?  Fans of Frank Miller’s “Sin City,” the boisterous pulp novels of Mickey Spillane and more vicious European directors like Gaspar Noe should take to Drive like ducks to water.  Fans of the Grand Theft Auto series of games should also like what they see in Drive.  If you saw Thor and were furious by the inaccurate depictions of Norsemen and the lack of blood should seek out Valhalla Rising post-haste (also, seriously, consider reeling in those expectations on comic adaptations).  As I said previously, A Clockwork Orange is a similarly well-directed character piece devoted to a sociopath and fans of that film would do well to seek out Bronson.  If you dug the recent foreign crime film Gamora then the Pusher trilogy should be right up your alley.

Budding cinephiles would do well to seek out Winding Refn’s work as he is a still emerging talent poised to break out as a go-to director.  Already in the pipeline are TWO more team-ups with Ryan Gosling (the actor and director have become very close friends and collaborators through Drive).  The first is called Only God Forgives which features a Bangkok police lieutenant and a gangster settling their differences in a Thai- boxing ring.  The second is a remake of Logan’s Run.  Additionally Winding-Refn has spoken in numerous press junkets of wanting to a direct a Wonder Woman film with Christina Hendricks in the title role.  While I would be first in line to see the talented and gorgeous Miss Hendricks in the role, the project is not even under consideration for development at Warner Bros at this time.  While you wait for that you have your homework readers, now get to it and have a bloody good time.