Watch The New Trailer For ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’

Briefly: This movie’s going to make a ton of money… But I don’t think it’ll be getting any of mine.

A new trailer for the Michael Bay produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has just hit the web, and it fills me with even more dread than the first trailer did. It’s got a little of everything that many of these 80’s reboots tend to offer, including bad  performances, underwhelming CGI, who-the-hell-approved this character redesigns, and way too much dubstep.

After hating on Days of Future Past‘s Quicksilver, who then went on to steal the film, I try to reserve judgement on these projects until I actually see them, but that’s really hard to do this time. It just looks awful.

In any case, you’ve been warned. Take a look at the trailer below if you dare, and let us know what you think. Shrek 5 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles hits theatres on August 8th.