Trailer Trash Heap Monte Carlo, The Debt

As if you guys didn’t know, yours truly Kyle Kriner here with the Trailer Trash Heap.  There’s some sleepers in the group this week that may surprise, and some trailers that I thought were just plain awesome.  We’re getting more and more summer blockbusters creeping into the Heap every week, so stay tuned because I’m essentially planning your summer.  And I’m doing this free of charge.  I ask for nothing.  Only that you enjoy, and tell your friends.  Ya’ll come back now, Geekscapists! 

Monte Carlo

Though the trailer doesn’t really do anything for me, it will be a fun summer romp for all the Nick tweens. Is Selena Gomez too young for me to call hot? Just sayin…

The Debt

Looks like we get to see how Sam Worthington holds his own against other actors when he has to more than run and dive through CGI backgrounds. This movie certainly makes me curious.

The First Grader

There is a familiar face or two in the crowd and I think with some strong performances, this movie could definitely be gripping. It also looks to have some funny parts, so we’ll see which way this one goes.

The Perfect Host

Frasier’s brother is nuts!! This movie looks awesome and I’m totally excited about it. Hyde-Pierce never struck me as the “tie up your assailant and torture him” kind of guy, but this trailer had me cracking up.

The Silent House

I love a good slasher horror flick. But nothing is better than a movie that can keep you on the edge of your seat, and maybe even make you put your hands over your eyes. Or is that just me? Either way, this one looks like a winner.

Love Wedding Marriage

I think this definitely teeters on the romantic side of romantic comedy, but it should be decent summer date night fare. I have no qualms with a GOOD romantic comedy.

Fly Away

I honestly don’t know what to take from this. I want to see the movie, don’t get me wrong. I just really don’t know what to expect. Feel free to post a comment about what you think happens at the end of this movie. I want to make sure I’m not the only one getting this idea from the trailer.

Abduction

I figured at some point, Taylor Lautner would want us to take him seriously. Looks like the time came sooner than later. The trailer is jam packed with unbelievable off the wall stuff, but I must say, it’s refreshing to see a John Singleton thriller that doesn’t star Denzel Washington.

Stake Land

“Road movie with teeth.” Do I even really have to say anymore? This is a movie goers wet dream.

Sleeping Beauty

Isn’t that the crazy chick from The Uninvited? Same blank, naive stare. In another movie that will probably show off her psycho-ness. Will it be any good? I can’t promise anything. But I can guarantee pshycho-ness. I’m sticking with that.

Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes

After the travesty that was Tim Burton’s Planet Of The Apes, this looks like a masterpiece. Definitely indulgent on CGI and cheesiness, but I don’t think anyone is gonna be able to resist this one.

Passion Play

We got 2 oscar winning actors, pretty much the hottest starlet in Hollywood, and yet I still think this movie looks very boring. They tried to make the trailer exciting, but I’m just not interested. Call me a fool, but I will leave this one up to you guys.

Cowboys And Aliens

Now I may not be familiar with the source material on this one, but if I’m going with my instincts, this is gonna be a treat. Not sure if I ever would have casted a James Bond as a cowboy, but that may just be something we’ll have to overlook.