Trailer Trash Heap: Dylan Dog, Puss In Boots & More

Hey, guys!! Trailer Trash Heap is back with yours truly, Kyle Kriner, at the healm. I had a lot of ground to cover this week since we took a short hiatus, but I’m gonna do my best to give you guys everything. You deserve it right? If I miss anything, please forgive me, and don’t unfriend me on Facebook or anything. I don’t think you’ll be disappointed, though. Enjoy, folks!

Dylan Dog:Dead Of Night

It’s amazing when comedy, action, and zombies can come together for a big crazy movie cocktail. It looks like we’ll get just that with Dylan Dog. Reminiscent of Idle Hands and Shaun of The Dead, this movie looks original enough to still be fresh and fun.

Hop

What better way to cash in on the 3D craze, Russell Brand’s popularity, AND Easter? It doesn’t matter because this movie is just too cute to deny. And I can’t be the only one who thinks so.

Scream 4

I’m going to watch anything with Hayden Panetierre so this is a no brainer for me. The fact that it’s another Scream movie just sweetens the pot. Let’s see how much these kids have learned about survival skills.

Wrecked

Adrien Brody stars in this one as the only survivor of a car accident with no memory of who or where he is. It looks to be almost a one man show where we get to see the character learn and see the plot develop with him. That could either be amazingly interesting or terribly boring. I’m going with interesting as this movie looks like it will build the suspense and keep us guessing.

Priest

This being a geek website and all, I felt obligated to give you guys this trailer. Even though we won’t see it for over a year, we still get an awesome trailer with tons of action that gets our mouths watering.

The Lincoln Lawyer

(Editor’s note: Check out this week’s podcast for a full review) Back in action is our favorite lawyer Matthew McConaughey. Apparantley dealing with a slightly different story than A Time To Kill but I’m still jazzed to see Mac in a big film again.

Friends With Benefits

Is it just me or does Mila Kunis get hotter with each movie? Friends with benefits looks to cover some familiar ground but still be sexy and fun. This trailer needs a parental guidance sticker over it, but enjoy.

Exporting Raymond

Everybody loves Raymond. Clearly not in Russia. This is the story of Phil Rosenthal’s trip to Russia which is all new information for me.

Dumbstruck

Who doesn’t love puppets? Better yet, what about the middle aged people that play with them everyday? Yup, this one’s for the masses.

Bridesmaids

Whenever I hear “from the guys who brought you 40 Year Old Virgin and Knocked Up” I just can’t resist. This isn’t a bromance movie, instead it stars all women. It looks hysterical and it seems like these guys are still cranking out the hits.

Cave Of Forgotten Dreams

Besides this being a 3D Werner Herzog film, I wanted to get this one up here because it truly shows us something amazing that few people are familiar with.

The Last Godfather

The circumstances in this film couldn’t be more ridiculous. Let’s just say it’s not what I expected from the title. But the trailer had me rolling on the floor and I can’t wait to see it.

Courageous

This film comes from the same people who brought us Fireproof, a Christian film about firefighters starring Kirk Cameron. Don’t let that stop you from seeing Courageous. I hate a cheesy Christian movie as much as the rest, but this one looks well acted and professional. Certainly worth a look.

Hanna

Jason Bourne who? Move over Hit Girl. We got Hanna.

The Smurfs

It had to happen right?

Cars 2

I don’t know if this is something we need, but Disney Pixar doesn’t tend to disappoint.

Win Win

Paul Giamatti has shown us he can pretty much play anything. But when I see this trailer I feel like this is the real him, doing things the way he wants. It looks heartfelt, funny, and I think it’ll turn out to be a great film.

Cat Run

Quirky private detectives, crim bosses, bullets flying. I’m in. What’s there not to love?

My Perestroika

Although I’m not big on politics or history, I think people will really be able to relate to this story. With that said, it should be taken for what it is, and each person can enjoy it in their own way.

Water For Elephants

Another Robert Pattinson chick flick? Probably, but hopefully there’s some good enough acting and storytelling to look past it for a while.

Puss In Boots

I’m not particularly excited about this, but I am hoping that Puss is funny enough without Shrek and Donkey alongside. He sure is cute enough.

Rubber

Once again I’m speechless. Don’t judge, just watch the trailer and tell me it’s OK.

Arthur

Most of you have probably seen the billboards of Russell Brand in a bathtub fully clothed. For once, we get to see Russell as lovable instead of the obnoxious rockstar. Certainly a turn for him, and hopefully it pays off.

Legend of the Fist: The Return of Chen Zhen

I’m completely speechless after watching this trailer. Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon plus V For Vendetta times The Transporter. Plus it’s always cool to be dressed like Kato.

Diary Of A Wimpy Kid:Rodrick Rules

Being a fan of the first, I hope this second installment can keep the same “it’s almost inappropriate but ok for my kids” feel that it had. That’s what made it fun.

Something Borrowed

Even thought this summer comedy starring Kate Hudson treads some pretty familiar ground, it still looks slapstick and energetic enough to be funny. Plus we get Jim (John Krasinski). Maybe we’ll get some camera glances between jokes.

Madison County

Now this is my kind of movie. Bring in the cute naive teens, sprinkle the forest with some inbred hillbillies, and let the carnage begin.

Kung Fu Panda 2

This summer can’t come fast enough.

White Irish Drinkers

So here we certainly have a Ben Affleck/The Town type of vibe. Protagonist wants out, big brother antagonist won’t let him. If done well, it could be great. The trailer is impressive, so hopefully the movie can surprise us with some good acting and plot twists.

I Saw The Devil

Revenge is best served as bloody movie. For those who hate reading, there will be reading subtitles, but with the pace this trailer has already set, it shouldn’t matter.