The Official Final Fantasy Remix Of Ariana Grande’s ‘Touch It’ Can’t Be Real? Can It?

I guess it can! Last few weeks on the Geekscape Games Podcast, we have been discussing the collaboration between SquareEnix and Ariana Grande.

The recording artist is being added as a playable character for the mobile game Final Fantasy Brave Exvius. In fact you can snag Dangerous Ariana starting TODAY! If players complete the “Dangerous Woman” event on easy you can snag the pop idol yourself.

That’s not why you’re here, is it? No. You want to hear the OFFICIAL orchestra remix of her song Touch It. A song about sex with the ex. A song about her vagina. Remixed by an orchestra. The Final Fantasy orchestra.

WHAT EVEN IS REALITY ANYMORE?!