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This week the gang get together and suffer through Spookies

Saint Mort gets nostalgic for bad 80’s horror comedies that he used to watch on Cinemax

Some weeks it feels like I just can’t win the horror movie lottery, no matter how many tickets […]

If you’re anything like me, you lay awake at night pondering deeply philosophical questions.  Am I the sum […]

I’m full of roiling hate, oceans of roiling hate containing gigantic sharks with teeth bigger than my rather […]

Early this week, Mr. Matt Kelly said, “Hey, Allison, you should review Birdemic for your weekly column.  It’ll […]

Rarely do I get stir-crazy and bored while watching horror movies. There’s nearly always something redemptive about them, […]