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‘Sharknado 5: Global Swarming’ Looks Stupid As Hell, But You’re Going To Watch It Anyways

Friday 16th June 2017 by Derek Kraneveldt

Briefly: Oh man.

I mean, with the shocking finale of last year’s Sharknado The 4th Awakens (the Eiffel tower hits Niagara Falls, whaaaaaaa?), it only makes sense that this time around, the Sharknado is going worldwide.

I can’t believe that I just wrote that sentence. I also can’t believe that they’re still making these movies. Actually, I sort of can — if you’ve been to a San Diego Comic-Con anytime in the last few years, you’d see the insanely huge fanbase that follows these things around.

This time around, “With much of America lying in ruins, the rest of the world braces for a global sharknado, Fin and his family must travel around the world to stop them.”

The teaser trailer is a super-quick reminder that this thing exists, and showcases the awful-looking sharks destroying worse looking world landmarks. Yeah I kind of can’t wait either.

Take a look at the trailer below, and let us know what you think! Sharknado 5 premieres on August 6th!