E3 2012: Embark on a Quest to Become Cool in “South Park and the Stick of Truth”!

During Microsoft’s press conference, the previously announced South Park RPG got a shiny new trailer, compete with new details, features and of course, lots of hilarity.

Embarking on an an epic quest to save South Park, gamers will create their own character who will be the savior of the South Park universe. The short trailer already features plenty of nods to the show, including the Woodland Critters, the fake anime version of Professor Chaos and a gun toting Jesus Christ. Xbox gamers will finally be able to tell off Cartman with Kinect support, so if you want to trash talk your enemies in the foulest of ways possible while beating them down. South Park hasn’t had a very strong reputation when it comes to gaming, but this trailer had me genuinely laughing, and its release on March 5th can’t come soon enough.

But that’s not all, because THQ is planning additional content for the title, including the Mysterion Pack which will be a timed exclusive for the Xbox 360. Check out the press release detailing the content:

 

THQ is happy to offer exclusive weapons and costumes when you preorder South Park: The Stick of Truth. The Good Times With Weapons Pack, based on one of the most popular South Park episodes of all time, includes destructive items no fourth-grade martial artist should be without. With the Bulrog Chicken Attack, summon the devastating ninja powers of Bulrog and turn your feeble enemies into chickens! BLAM! “Nya-nya-nya-nya-na naa!  Now you are a chicken!”
With Cartman’s Kick-Ass Sai, the ultimate weapon of destruction, penetrate even the most evil of villains!  Harness the fiery sting of the Sai to slash and cut your way through South Park!
Rounding out the Good Times With Weapons Pack is the Samurai Costume. Show off your brute muscle with this bad-ass getup, complete with samurai headgear, a super-sweet cape, and the toughest cardboard armor this side of Takagawa.  Suit up, and prepare to unleash the ultimate pwnage!
THQ and Microsoft are proud to announce Xbox 360 exclusive pre-order items for South Park: The Stick of Truth: The Mysterion Superhero Pack. With your Superhero Costume, suit-up as the next South Park superhero!  It’s the perfect disguise for fighting your mortal enemies and keeping South Park safe!
Also, harness the elusive power of Mysterion with the Mysterion Special Attack!  South Park’s protector unleashes a deadly combination of stealth and firepower — your enemies won’t know what hit them!
Finally, slash the darkness with the diabolical switchblade, the Dagger of Cthulhu!  It’s the same weapon used to stab and kill Mysterion in the twisted classic episode “Mysterion Rises.”  And now… the fate of the Cult of Cthulhu lies in your hands!
  • South Park DLC on Xbox 360 First
The first three downloadable episode packs for South Park: The Stick of Truth will be available first on Xbox 360. These episodes are standalone adventures featuring their own stories, taking you to places in South Park you’ve never been before.
  • South Park: Better With KinectTM for Xbox 360
Taunt your enemies, and launch attacks with your voice. Finally, for the first time in South Park history, you can call Cartman a “fat ass,” and he’ll respond.

Check out the trailer below. Does it look as good as I’m saying it does? Don’t be a Jew, let us know in the comments!