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The Top-10 Incidental Fat Characters

Tired of stupid or villainous fat guys in your movies? Here are some relatable and heroic ones.

The Top-10 Geek Authority Figures that You Don’t Want Disappointed in You

A countdown of the best leaders you wish you could serve under… and you don’t want disappointed in you.

Geekscape Reviews Avatar: The Extended Cut!

Witney takes a bullet for you & writes a review of the longer home-video version of a film you’ve already seen.

The Top-10 Imaginary Sports We Want To Play!

A countdown of fictional games that we would all want to play.

The Top-10 Films That Should Have Been Franchises

None of these films had sequels. Why the Hell not?

The Dead Can Dance… And Sing – 13 Songs About Zombies!

Writer Jim Pellegrinelli lists 13 tracks guaranteed to make the dead walk over to the dance floor!

The 10 Greatest Horror Visionaries You May Not Know About

A brief rundown on ten important luminaries of the horror genre that you may not know about.

The Top 10 Most Pretentious Horror Films of All Time

If you haven’t seen these then you don’t “know” horror *fixes hair*.

Top 10 Most Actually-Scary Demons in Pop Culture History

A countdown of the most terrifying demons from popular culture.

The 11 Truly Best “Worst” Movies

The most mind-melting, gloriously awful, and frustratingly entertaining films of all time.

10 Fictional Characters Dexter Would Love to Kill

No Matter How Outsized the Character, Everyone Can Fit In Dexter’s Slide Collection

Top 10 Most Memorable Pop Culture Owls

WHO cares about owls? YOU do! Happy “The Guardians” release week.

The 10 Greatest Forgotten Geek TV Shows

A recounting of the lost, forgotten geek-themed TV shows from the days of yore.

Top 10 Most Amazing Pieces of Fictional Footwear

A list of the coolest shoes, kicks, togs, sandals and slippers to stomp across the screen or page.

The Top 10 (Plus 4!) Fictional Places I Would Love to Visit

A countdown of the most alluring fictional locations.

The Top 10 Best TV and Film Secretions

An odd selection of various oozes, unguents, glops, goos, and jellies that have ever coated our imaginations.

The Top 10 SyFy Channel Spin-offs We Need To See!

Sax Carr goes spin-off crazy fantasizing about the endless possibilities!

What If “The Expendables” Had An All Female Cast!?!

Witney Siebold delivers a hypothetical, female-only recasting of the testosterone blockbuster!

The Top 10 Strangest Film and TV Adaptations To Ever Happen

A countdown of the most unlikely properties to be adapted into movies or television shows!

The Top 10 Most Annoying Cartoon Characters

A list and some humorous musings on some of the worst travesties to ever haunt our childhoods!

The Top-10 Films and TV Shows from Within Films and TV Shows

A countdown of the best-looking imaginary films and TV shows featured in films and TV shows.