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Geekscape Movie Reviews: Bazaar Bizarre

A review of the latest unhappy mutant film from Troma.

Ten Underrated Actors Who Deserve The Spotlight

A look at a few of the actors we love, but who rarely get cinematic leading roles.

Geekscape Movie Reviews: Limitless

A review of Neil Burger’s “Limitless,” which opens Friday March 18th

Ten Films to Lead Geek Teens to Greatness

A list of films to lead teenagers to new levels if film love.

Geekscape Movie Reviews: Black Death

A review of Christopher Smith’s disturbing medieval thriller.

The Top-10 Best Fictional Books In Movies & TV

A countdown of the best fictional pieces of fiction in fiction.

Geekscape Movie Reviews: Rango

A review of the surreal and surprisingly good “Rango,” opening in theaters today.

Geek Road Trip! Ten Great Geek Locations to Visit

A look at ten great geek destinations for your geek-themed vacation.

Geekscape Movie Reviews: Resonnances

A review of a 2006 French horror cheapie, recently released on DVD from Synapse Films.

Ceremony Predictions for the 2011 Academy Awards

A list of predictions as to how the actual Oscar telecast will go down.

Ten Bad Final Films Of Legendary Actors

A look at 10 (plus one) embarrassing final film projects from ten (plus one) legitimate film legends.

Witney Seibold Presents The Oscar Winners

A list of predictions for Sunday’s Academy Awards

The 10 Most Horrible Children In Movies & Television

A ‘Weekly Witney’ countdown of the most horrible children in films, literature, and TV.

The Weekly Witney: 20 Unconventional Sex Symbols

Ten men and ten women who get the geek heart and loins stirring.

Geekscape’s Top-10 Sports Movie Villains Of All Time

The Weekly Witney countdown of the best villains from Sports Movies

Geekscape Movie Reviews: Repo Chick

Witney Seibold’s review of Alex Cox’s 27-years-in-the-making quasi-sequel to “Repo Man”

10 Double Features for the 10 Best Picture Nominees

The Weekly Witney is a programming guide this week. Every Best Picture Nominees paired with a thematic “B” movie.

The Top-10 One Hit Wonders of Film and Television

A countdown of famous actors and/or directors who made a single mark, and then, sadly, vanished.

Chinese Kamasutra (1993)

A review of Joe D’Amato’s 1993 softcore sexploitation film, now available on DVD.

Top-10 Fictional Languages That You Can Learn

Here’s an interesting piece of linguistic history you may not be aware of: The entire language of Korean […]

Top-10 Fictional Languages That You Can Learn

The Weekly Witney brings a countdown of the best learnable tongues invented in popular culture.

Star Wars: Episode VII – Rise of the Other (2017) Geekscape Review.

A review of George Lucas’ and Roman Coppola’s much-anticipated continuation of the “Star Wars” series, out in theaters, November 15th, 2017.

Star Wars: Episode VIII – Destruction of the Arc (2018) Geekscape Review.

A review of Darren Herczeg’s mind-blowing followup, “Star Wars: Episode VIII – Destruction of the Arc,” opening next week, on November 9th, 2018.

Star Wars: Episode IX – The Fall of Vantus (2020) – Geekscape Review

A review of the cautiously optimistic finale to the “Star Wars” series entire, released next week, November 15th, 2020.

The Top 10 Greatest Radio Dramas

A countdown of the greatest radio dramas ever made. An article for the particularly geeky geeks in the world.

The Top 10 Imaginary Religions Created For Sci-Fi

In honor of the various religious holidays in December, here is a countdown of the best religions from pop culture.

10 Projects That Suffered the Sophomore Slump

What happens when a good filmmaker or company has a huge success, and then blow it on the next step. Here’s a list.

“The Phantom Menace” and The Crisis of Faith

A pseudo-brainy, pseudo-comic college-student level essayic spitball, comparing “Star Wars” to religious doubt.

Ten Great Geek Team-Ups

Let’s get our fan-fiction gland secreting, and ponder some great pop culture mash-ups we’ve always wanted to see.

Sid and Marty Krofft’s Saturday Morning Hits

A brief rundown of seven iconic Saturday Morning hits from the imaginations of Sid and Marty Krofft, all now available on a special edition DVD.