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Another Damn Comic-Con Recap (part 2)

Witney Seibold gives his Comic-Con memories of interviews, and points out where the real heart of the con lies. Plus there’s pictures of hot chicks in nerdy costumes.

Another Damn Comic-Con Recap (part 1)

Witney Seibold shares his Comic-Con experiences, observations, thrills and disappointments.

The Top-10 Best Blooperheroes

A countdown of the best spoof superheroes.

Ranking the 1990s Kids’ WB Comedy Cartoons

A ranking of the cycle of cartoons we all grew up watching.

The Top-10 Best Movie Theater Gimmicks

A countdown of some of the best theater gimmicks in Hollywood’s gimmick-hungry history.

7 Cliches from Michael Bay Movies

A look at seven elements from each one of Michael Bay’s movies.

Geekscape Reviews : Transformers: Dark of the Moon

A review of Michael Bay’s latest assault on the senses.

The Top-10 Cars That Come To Life

A countdown of the best living, breathing, thinking four-wheeled friends in movies and TV.

Geekscape Movie Review: Green Lantern

A review of the disappointing and sloppy superhero blockbuster.

The Top-10 Strangest Superhero, Monster, & Alien Weaknesses

Every superhero or alien creature has a weakness, right? Here’s a countdown of ten of the weirdest and most impractical.

Geekscape After Dark Reviews: Scream XXX: A Porn Parody

A look at the recent porn version of “Scream,” and a few musings on the entire porn parody phenomenon.

The Top-10 Most Horrible Schoolteachers & Educators In Fiction

A countdown of the most horrible teachers in fiction.

The Top-10 Best Fictional School Teachers Of All Time

A countdown of the best, coolest and hottest schoolteachers from our pop culture heritage.

The Top-10 Fictional Military Forces

A countdown of the best armies, marines and star forces in pop culute history.

In Praise of Theater-Hopping

Theater-hopping is your best weapon in fighting the war on Hollywood mediocrity.

20 Albums that Every Geek Should Own

20 albums for the discerning geek.

Geekscape Movie Reviews: Everything Must Go

A review of the new Will Ferrell tragedy.

Geekscape Movie Reviews: The People vs. George Lucas

A review of the new documentary film, examining the joy and ambivalence surrounding a geek saint.
(The film, incidentally, features Geekscape’s own Jonathan London)

The Top-10 Self-Mutilations in Pop Culture

A countdown of the ickiest scene where people hurt themselves.

Geekscape AfterDark: The Sins of Madame Bovary (1969)

A review of the strangely low-sex sex film from 1969.

The Top-10 Warriors of the Ancient World in Pop Culture

A countdown of pop culture’s best ancient barbarians.

Geekscape Movie Reviews: Thor

A review of the new superhero flick.

The 10 Greatest Unmade and Unfinished Movies of All Time

A list of great films, from notable autuers, that started production, but never finished.

The Top-10 Most Disgusting Movies

A countdown of movies that would make readers of Fangoria Magazine blush.

Geekscape Movie Reviews: Scream 4

A review of Wes Craven’s newest installation in the moribund “Scream” franchise

The Top 10 Outsider Auteurs: Masters of Schlock

A proposed list of directors for Showtime’s “Masters of Schlock.”

The Problem Isn’t Zack Snyder, The Problem is You, Part 2: Being the Best Geek You Can Be

Ten important steps to make you a stronger geek.

Geekscape Movie Reviews: Insidious

A review of James Wan’s “Insidious,” opening April 1st.

Geekscape Movie Reviews: Grim

A review of the latest low-budget revenge flick from the good people at Troma.

The Top-10 Best Bugs In Pop Culture

A countdown of the best insect beasties in movies and TV.